Weird: I can simulate fate

Chapter 67 Two Little Pigs
Zhang Hanchen sized up the gloomy pig slaughterhouse, his brows furrowed tightly.

A malice containing hunger and greed stabbed at him from all directions like a knife.

"Xu Butou, there are many murderous threats here, I'm afraid it's not easy to deal with."

"Master Lieutenant, please rest assured, I will ensure that everyone will be safe."

After Xu Ye finished speaking, he stepped into the gourd mouth first.

In the eyes of others, his figure seemed to move instantly, separating him from everyone.

The county government arresters chattered, and you pushed me and ran in.

Zhang Hanchen took a deep breath and followed with the people from the garrison battalion.

The pig slaughterhouse looks like an upside-down gourd ladle, and the interior light is getting darker.

The fire of the cooking stove was beating feebly, giving off a faint flame.

However, the large iron pot on the stove was burning red. The size of the iron pot was astonishing, and it was estimated that it could stew three pigs at a time.

Around the pot and stove, wooden frames, dirty puddles, tables, blood basins, sets of poles, sticks and other utensils for killing pigs are scattered around.

There was a mixture of rust and blood stains on the utensils, and occasionally a few messy hairs.

A stout middle-aged man with a pipe and pot in his mouth, with half of his body leaning on a bamboo chair, was concentrating on smoking a cigarette.

The smoke and sparks flickered, reflecting the distorted and ugly face of the middle-aged man.

The elderly villager who was in charge of leading the way approached the middle-aged man and muttered a few words in a low voice.

Xu Ye let go of his perception and listened to their words.

Xu Ye's expression froze when he heard them discussing the thief who let the fat pig go.

He asked with a blank expression: "The pig thief almost made me wait for nothing. It's really annoying. If you catch him, you must let me kick him a few times."

The fat middle-aged man didn't answer, and was still sucking on his cigarette.

The elder grinned and said, "Thanks to all the distinguished guests, the little thief has been caught."

"Oh?"

Xu Ye smiled but wasn't smiling.

"Where is it? Bring it up and let me see."

The elder said to the middle-aged man: "Butcher Zhang, let all the distinguished guests have a look."

"Damn it, the meat on the table is such a motherfucker."

Butcher Zhang stood up while cursing with a mixed local accent.

The black hair-covered palm slapped the black box next to it like a cattail fan.

"Crack"

The black box burst open.

Inside the box is a cage as tall as half a person.

Inside the cage, two piglets were huddling together, shivering.

There was a look of panic and fear in his eyes.

Next to the little pig, there are two broken bamboo poles, which look like bamboo horse toys played by young children.

Extremely weird.

Xu Ye stretched his neck and looked inside.

"Hmph ~ hum ~"

The two piglets screamed in terror, and desperately crawled into the corner of the cage.

Xu Ye turned around.

Raising your hand and "slapping" the elder is a big slap in the face.

After beating the old man on the spot several times, four or five of his few teeth flew out in one go.

Seeing this, Butcher Zhang screamed in fright, and hid behind the pot trembling.

Wei Dingyuan saw his elder brother make a move.

Go up and pinch the old man's neck and push him to the ground.

Xu Ye smiled and bent down.

"Old man, you should have noticed that we are all civilized and polite people."

The old man was dizzy and couldn't care less about answering.

I had no choice but to nod subconsciously.

Xu Ye continued: "But it's wrong for you to fool people. It was clearly agreed that the thief would let the big fat pig go. Why did the thief turn into two little piglets in a blink of an eye? Are you kidding me?"

The elder couldn't speak, and kept bowing and bowing.

Xu Ye's tone became more and more cold.

"If a civilized person is angry, it will take a lot of effort to chop people up, so it's best for the old man to think clearly before answering."

The consciousness of the elders finally became clearer.

It's a pity that the teeth are missing, and the words are leaking.

He hurriedly said: "Forgive me, honored guests, the little old man made a mistake, but it was actually the two piggies who bit the rope and let the fat pig go."

"really?"

"How dare the little old man lie, it is absolutely true."

Xu Ye looked at the two little pigs.

If the big fat pig is really Famang, then these two piglets have made great contributions and must be saved.

If not... it wouldn't hurt to take them back to make suckling pig.

Thinking of this, I have made a decision in my heart.

Chao Wei Dingyuan winked.

Wei Dingyuan understood.

He grabbed the old man's clothes and picked him up.

Xu Ye affectionately patted the dust on the elder's clothes.

"Old man, you are getting old, you have to be careful when you walk, you see, I fell and lost my front teeth."

The elder cursed in his heart.

There was still a respectful smile on his face.

Resisting the pain, he replied, "Your honored guest, you must be careful in the future, little old man."

Xu Ye changed the topic.

"These two piglets look good and are suitable for grilling. I want to buy them."

"Old man, do you agree, or do you agree?"

The elder was taken aback.

Co-authoring left and right is only one choice?
The young man in front of him didn't talk about Wude, and he was scared to death when he laughed.

It's so weird not to suffer the immediate loss, it's safer to follow his wishes.

Just about to nod in agreement.

Butcher Zhang's voice came from behind the stove.

"The rules of the pig slaughterhouse, if a pig goes out, another pig must be replaced, and it must not be violated at any time."

Hearing this, the elder shuddered involuntarily.

After being slapped, I lost my head for a moment, how could I forget this terrible rule?

But if I don't agree, I really can't bear the slap.

How can this be good?

Xu Ye saw his tangled expression.

It is estimated that this old man can't make the decision.

He said, "Dezhu, please bring me the butcher of Laoshizi."

"Yes."

Zhao Dezhu waved the soul lock.

Like a spirit snake, the long white bone whip bypassed the stove and wrapped around the fat middle-aged waist with ease.

Pull back.

Butcher Zhang screamed and was dragged out.

In the blink of an eye, an accident suddenly occurred.

The fat middle-aged man suddenly pulled out a pick knife and a scraping planer from his waist, and slashed at the long whip with left and right bows.

The Soul Locker immediately bounced back into Zhao Dezhu's hand.

Butcher Zhang turned over and stood beside the case.

The dark pupils stared at everyone.

Zhao Dezhu couldn't hang on to it, and wanted to make a move.

Xu Ye stopped him.

He smiled and said, "It's just two piglets, why bother with it? It's not good to hurt your peace."

"Don't worry, I won't take advantage of you. I'll tell you the number, five taels of silver, and you sell them to me."

Butcher Zhang shook his head and did not answer.

Xu Ye said again: "Okay, have courage, let me say the number again, 50 taels of silver."

The other party still shook his head.

Xu Ye waved his hand, and said proudly: "One price, 500 taels, can't be more."

All the brothers were dumbfounded.

When did the eldest brother be so willing to spend money?

That's 500 taels of silver in vain, and Miaochunfang can cover it for a month.

Just for two piglets who don't have much meat?
Zhao Dezhu was worried about something else.

He asked in a low voice, "Boss, I have your purse with two taels of silver in it. Where did you get the 500 taels?"

The corner of Xu Ye's mouth curled up.

Dayi said awe-inspiringly: "Don't worry, Mr. Xiaowei has a lot of money and is generous and generous. At this time, he will definitely donate money."

Zhang Hanchen:? ? ?

Although he was quite surprised in his heart, he knew that Xu Butou acted in his own way.

So he nodded and agreed.

Butcher Zhang finally spoke.

The voice was gloomy and cold: "If a pig goes out, a pig must be replaced. Rules are rules."

Immediately,

There was a weird smile on his face.

"Unless... use your lives to make up for it."

(End of this chapter)