Global wasteland: I hid in an air-raid shelter to build a nuclear bomb

Chapter 61 "This kind of wicked thing should be hanged from the street lamp."

Chapter 61 "This kind of wicked thing should be hanged from the street lamp."

"Ah."

Chen Fa shook his head and smiled lightly, and couldn't help but said, "Are you planning to forge ahead on the road to become a cruise missile?"

"That must be, what man doesn't aspire to be a cruise missile?"

"Come on, I look forward to the day you become a nuclear bomb."

"Don't worry, I was the one who took the lead to blow up that shit stargate for him."

"Go back."

Chen Fa glanced at the corpses everywhere on the street, and was about to lift his feet and walk towards the air-raid shelter.

But Lao Yang shook his head: "Go and see if the hundred or so monsters just dropped props or anything. Even small mosquitoes are meat."

"Alright."

Then several people raised their feet and walked towards that place.

But Ah Huang hesitated for a moment and asked: "That old sheep, that meat ball flew out at a high speed, aren't you dizzy in it?"

"No dizziness, you know the rooster's head is not, that is, no matter how it shakes, the rooster's head can always be firmly fixed in one place. I am equivalent to this in it. Except that the vision is a little blurred, everything else is normal."

The corner of Ah Huang's mouth twitched slightly, not knowing how to reply.

Although he is just a scavenger, he still knows that the stability of the head of the rooster refers to the situation where the body of the rooster is shaken from side to side.

I have never seen a cock that rotates at [-] speeds and can still fix its head in one place.

When the cock spins as fast as you do, your brains will fucking come out of your nostrils!

At this time, Lao Yang also spoke again: "It's nothing to talk about. When I was in our world, I used to go to the amusement park every week to play some exciting things."

"What exciting project? A roller coaster? I've seen people play it, and it looks really scary."

"No." Lao Yang shook his head and looked at A Huang with disdain on his face: "Your structure is too small, I am a person who plays volatility with full leverage of 125 times, do you think things like roller coasters will be exciting to me? "

"If a volatility blowout is gone, I have to jump off a building. Isn't this more exciting than a roller coaster?"

"I go to the amusement park every week. There is a water slide project in that amusement park. There is a slide from a high place that leads directly to the swimming pool."

"Then I'll take a job sign, pretend to be a worker, and stand at the exit of that slide."

"When you see a beautiful and sexy girl sliding down from the top, run up to catch her in your arms."

"That feels tsk tsk."

Ah Huang stared blankly at the old sheep in front of him, and murmured: "Aren't you quite rich in the previous world, what kind of woman do you want, why do you do this?"

"You know what a fart, what you are talking about is just the lowest level of physiological needs in Maslow's hierarchy of needs theory, and I have already sublimated, and what I want is that kind of stimulation."

"Especially when this girl's boyfriend picked up the guy and ran towards me angrily, that was a thrill!"

"Oh." Ah Huang nodded, and said silently, "It feels a bit immoral."

"Nonsense." Lao Yang casually picked up a prop under his feet, glanced at A Huang: "In these days, can I get rich if I am virtuous?"

"Why are so many people unable to make money? Isn't it because too many people have a moral bottom line?"

"What is morality? Can it be exchanged for money?"

"There are 3000 million ways to make money in the world, and nine out of ten you will lose your conscience."

"Besides, what kind of morals are you talking about with me when you are a green forest hero who blocked the road and robbed? I believed your evil!"

"It's not the same, I'm a scavenger." Ah Huang shook his head: "And I saved a person and a dog."

"Okay." The old sheep glanced at A Huang rather speechlessly: "I guess you have only done these two things that can be regarded as human beings in your life, and you have been talking about them all the time, lest people don't know. You've saved people before."

After checking it, I didn't see any other props.

A group of people went back home and walked towards the air-raid shelter.

Inside the bomb shelter.

Chen Fa was sitting in front of the table staring at the newly unlocked prop icons on the technology tree panel.

And Lao Yang and Ah Huang were sitting by the side, gnawing steamed buns and red sausages, and chatting.

"Brother Sheep."

Ah Huang frowned: "What do you mean by the business model of the Andrology Hospital you just mentioned?"

"Oh, that one."

Lao Yang wiped his mouth and couldn't help laughing: "This is interesting. It was the boss of a men's hospital at that time who asked us to make a business model for them."

"Then after I went there, I studied it up and down for half a day, and soon came up with a plan."

"Think about what the main project of the Andrology Hospital is, don't you just cut the skin, right?"

"After reading the information about this hospital, I said something to the boss. I took out a budget of 500 million for bidding, and said that New Year Huili, men who come to our hospital within three days to have their skin cut, are free."

"Free? Then how do you make money?"

"Don't worry, listen to me." After taking a few sips from the mineral water bottle, Lao Yang wiped his mouth and laughed.

"After the customer cuts that thing, he needs to suture it and lie on the hospital bed for a while."

"Then I replaced all the nurses in the men's hospital with the kind of beauties who wear very sexy clothes, look very good-looking, and have a sweet voice."

"Think about it, which man can hold back seeing this?"

"Smelling the fragrance from the two nurses who were supporting me, I had a 18-ban in my heart early on, and I had a reaction on the spot. If I had a reaction, I had to jump the thread, and the blood was all over the place."

"It has to be sent to the operating table again."

"When I got to the operating table, the doctor just said, the first time is free, the second time is 16880 yuan, no money, no problem, I have a foreskin loan here."

"Do you think he did it or not?"

"If you don't do something simple, just lay there bloody."

"Basically all of them have been done. You see, a small business with a simple trick suddenly doubled the profit of a few hundred yuan by dozens of times."

"Huh?" Ah Huang, who heard this statement for the first time, was stunned, and after a moment of bewilderment, he murmured: "Aren't you cheating, he will definitely not come again next time .”

"Nonsense, the Andrology Hospital is a one-shot deal, can I cut you twice? Do you have two?"

"Besides, we are conscientious. We cut you off completely. Some men's hospitals with no conscience, in order to solve the problem of repurchase rate, cut you a little at a time. If you go back and get inflammation, you have to come back again, so you have to go for a year. Cut eight times."

"Then what he said will ruin your hospital's reputation."

"Stinky fart, you will go out and publicize when you encounter such a thing? Don't be ashamed."

"Isn't that only free for three days?"

"Heh, the five-dollar store with a big clearance sale downstairs in my house started to clear its warehouse three years ago. It wasn't cleared until I entered this world. I don't know how many things are in his warehouse. It took three years to clear it. Not finished."

"Three days and three days, three days is so many."

Ah Huang nodded silently, and after a long silence, he whispered, "What a wicked thing."

This kind of person should be hanged on the street lamp.

And this time.

Staring at the three new icons on the technology panel in front of him, Chen Fa couldn't help but chuckled.

This time, it's a good thing.

(End of this chapter)

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