I'm not really a gold saint

Chapter 6 Please eat and smile half-step crazy
early morning.

The warm morning light shines in from the window and spreads on the body, making people feel warm.

Pansy took a deep breath, sat up on the bed, and found herself sitting in a cabin.

There is no way, the child's body is too fragile, just fainted after being frightened a little.

Wait a minute, why did I faint before?

Why is memory so fuzzy?

It seems... It seems that I only recall two maverick pectoralis major muscles.

dong dong dong...

While reminiscing, there was a light knock on the wooden door. As soon as Pan Xi raised her head, she saw a tall figure pushing the door and entering.

The person who came was a tall and straight young man. He was dressed in white clothes like snow, his eyes were like cold stars, he had a refined temperament and a smile on his face. He was bathed in the sun like a god floating in the sky.

It's him!

Pan Xi trembled all over, her heart constricted, her legs were clamped tightly, her hands covered her chest, and two pectoralis major muscles appeared in her mind again.

"Get up, brother has prepared breakfast for you."

The visitor smiled, with a warm and magnetic voice. He reached out and handed over a tray. There was a round yellow object on it, which exuded a faint sweet smell. In addition, there was a cup of hot fresh milk.

Ding Liwen said: "I'm sorry yesterday, I didn't expect to scare you. This is breakfast made by senior brother. It's called pudding. It can be used as breakfast. Come, let's try it first."

"Thank you...thank you senior brother..."

Looking at that handsome cheek, Pan Xi felt that the style of painting did not match.

Her stomach was also growling, You Qi smelled the aroma of pudding, moved her index finger, and couldn't help swallowing.

Although hesitant, she still stuffed the delicious pudding into her mouth. A sweet and sweet smell immediately filled her mouth. It tasted like milk, sweet, and had an indescribably rich aroma, so that she couldn't help it. He let out a whimper, his eyes became extremely bright, and he ate up the pudding in a few mouthfuls.

good to eat!

This pudding was sweeter and more delicious than any pastries she had ever eaten, and even the chef in her own family could not make this kind of pudding.

"This loli form is really cute and attractive. Who would have thought that the main body would be Pandora, a little box-opening expert."

Seeing the other party's greedy appearance, Ding Li felt charming in his heart.

Pandora itself is very beautiful, not much better than the goddess Athena, and the current loli form is also attractive enough to make people feel affectionate.

Ding Li smiled slightly, and said gently, "Is it delicious? This is a mysterious pudding I specially made for you. Come, have another glass of milk."

"It's delicious, brother, it's really delicious... woo."

Pansy muttered and took the cup, gulped down several mouthfuls of sweet and sweet milk, and let out a long mouthful of hot air.

The pudding is sweet and smooth, and the milk also has a rich and sweet frankincense.

Ding Li smiled, his eyes suddenly became gloomy: "Panxi, actually, brother, I added some ingredients to the food, and put a poison called Michelle Banbudian."

"Crazy with a smile?"

"Very poisonous?"

After hearing this, Pan Xi's delicate body was startled, and she froze for a moment, the wooden cup in her hand almost fell to the ground.

Poisoned yourself?
As a woman endowed with supernatural power, she will not be poisoned so easily, but she is now in the form of a young girl who has no resistance, if she eats it, it will be very poisonous...

Ding Li looked at Pan Xi with a smile and explained: "My Michelle Banbu is made from honey, Chuanbei, Platycodon grandiflorum, and Tianshan snow lotus. It's delicious."

"Anyone who is half-stepped with a smile, as the name suggests, must not take a half-step or smile, otherwise the whole body will explode and die. It is really a good medicine for traveling at home and killing people."

"In order not to be noticed by others, I specially put half of the medicinal materials into pudding and the other half into milk. Both are non-toxic, but once they are combined into one, they can become extremely poisonous, smiling and half-step crazy!"

"If you don't believe me, you can get out of bed, or smile."

After hearing that, Pan Xi's pretty face turned into a "囧" character, and she wanted to cry without tears: "Master...brother, why did you do this? I don't understand!"

"Because you are so cute and your smile is so sweet, senior brother can't help but want to feed you some half-step madness with a smile."

"Come, come, go out with senior brother to experience this cemetery, keep up, or there will be no antidote."

After finishing speaking, Ding Li pushed the door out and walked away gracefully.

Looking at the tall and straight back, Pan Xi was silent, gritted her silver teeth, and her heart was broken.

Because I'm cute?
Because I smile sweetly?

Are you going to feed me poison?
What is this all about...

At the same time, she was astonished in her heart. She was able to synthesize such a huge poison that had never been heard of with two non-toxic substances. It was definitely not something ordinary people could do. do this.

This good-for-nothing tomb keeper actually knows how to use poison?

He didn't even know about it.

Those underworld fighters who collected information really deserve to be killed!

Although she was completely unwilling, Pan Xi still bent her legs and jumped out.

Thus, a very interesting scene appeared in the sanctuary cemetery.

I saw a handsome young man in white clothes strolling by the shimmering small lake, followed by a girl with a bitter gourd face. The girl followed behind the young man bouncing around, her movements and demeanor were like a legendary zombie.

Across the large cemetery, Ding Li Youzai traveled all the way, and came to the verdant land on the other side of the small lake.

All kinds of plants are in full bloom here, competing for splendor, chickens and ducks gather, and fish swim happily.

There are small bridges, flowing water, waterwheels and farmland.

He pointed to the lush green farmland: "This farmland has wheat, corn, vegetables, sweet potatoes and other crops, as well as some chickens, ducks and fish. I take care of them on weekdays."

Pansy, who was jumping from the zombie, panted and looked at the farmland, and sure enough, he saw flocks of chickens and ducks by the small lake.

These chickens and ducks are shiny one by one, either looking for food on the ground, playing in the water, or running around in the farmland.

Looking at the incomparably clear lake surface, there are actually big fish swimming in it flicking their tails.

So many animals!

He actually raised so many livestock in the cemetery.

Intelligence went wrong again!

This is not a dead cemetery at all, but a pasture.

Ah!
Suddenly, a black and thick creature came out from the nearby grass.

Pan Xi was taken aback, she almost lost her footing and fell, fortunately, Ding Li hugged her waist, which did not trigger the poisonous half-step madness of Xiaoxiao.

After taking a closer look, she realized that this dark monster was actually a pig, a sow.

Ding Li pointed to this extremely strong and fat pig and asked: "Is this sow beautiful, plump and plump?"

nice?
How can a sow be beautiful?
Pansy's mouth twitched.

Brother, you have been single for a long time, do old sows always have double eyelids?
This aesthetic is so unique that it is beyond comprehension.

Ding Li looked at the black old sow half as tall as a man with gentle eyes, his eyes were intoxicated, and he murmured: "This is the precious treasure of our cemetery. The milk you drank before is actually this sow." Pig's milk."

"What? I just drank pig's milk?"

Pan Xi was very astonished, the glass of milk just now had such a strong milk flavor, it turned out to be the milk of this sow?

Ding Li's next words made her even more astonished.

"It also has a name, Pandora."

"It! It's called Pan... Pandora?"

Pansy almost exclaimed, the corners of her mouth twitched uncontrollably, feeling like she was slapped hard.

After patting the old sow's head, Ding Li turned around and patted Pan Xi's head, and said with a smile, "That's right, it's my Pandora, does it have a nice name?"

At this moment Pansy feels like going crazy, she is the real Pandora, not the old sow in front of her.

She suppressed the urge to run away, and instead asked, "Brother, did you bring me here just to visit the sows?"

"of course not."

Ding Li waved his sleeve robe, bent down and took out a linen bag from the fence, which was filled with a lot of feed crumbs.

He handed the pocket to Pan Xi: "I'm too busy, so I will leave the tasks of raising pigs, chickens, ducks and fish to you."

"Huh? Let me raise pigs? Raise chickens, ducks and fish?"

Pansy was in disbelief and thought he heard it wrong.

She is born with a genius who understands the small universe. No saint would let her do these chores. No matter how much she raises pigs, she can't be her turn.

"Little sister, there is a saying in my hometown, if you want to be rich, you must raise pigs."

"We are grave guards, we are very poor, we have to be self-sufficient!"

"Chickens, ducks, fish and pigs are our economic lifeline, Pandora is our future, Pandora is the road to prosperity, and raising Pandora can also cultivate sentiment, self-cultivation and self-cultivation. This glorious and great cause will be passed on to you."

As he said that, Ding Li had already stuffed the big bag into Panxi's hands.

Raising pigs can also cultivate sentiment, self-cultivation and self-cultivation?Still a glorious and great cause?

and also!Why do you have to use my mother's name to name the pig?
Mom, I want shit...

The unbearable Pansy uttered three words between his teeth:
"I do not want!"

　Saints, the update time is at 18 o'clock in the evening, there is no accident to keep two updates a day, and the update will be explosive!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)