I'm not really a gold saint

Chapter 31 Family Education, Fried Shredded Pork with Belt

Chapter 31 Family Education, Fried Shredded Pork with Belt
In the middle of the night, you actually ran under my bed crying and telling ghost stories?

I really want to kill you madman!

The ghost story begins.

Just listen to the magnetic voice whispering: "A long time ago, there was a girl named Sadako, she died, and she died very tragically...so she likes to get out of the TV..."

Pan Xi swallowed, feeling that he would go crazy sooner or later.

"I... I'm afraid of ghosts, where is Teacher Sharna?"

She couldn't help asking.

Ding Li suddenly stood with his hands behind his back, and said in a loud voice: "Shaerna has received the Pope's order again to leave the sanctuary to perform a mission."

"Yes... is it?"

Pansy trembled all over, and slumped on the bed, feeling hopeless.

Sharna, the umbrella, went on a mission again.

The moment she least wanted to face had finally come.

No ghost knew what strange things this senior brother would do to him.

No, I don't want to stay with this madman!
Pansy growled inwardly.

"So, I will be responsible for supervising your cultivation."

Ding Li announced with a smile: "We won't talk about ghost stories, we will play quizzes. There is no reward for correct answers, and punishment for wrong answers."

"Ask a question."

"A man who is as handsome as senior brother and who has a good harvest, what kind of woman should he find as a partner?"

Ding Li clasped his hands behind him, not allowing the other party to refuse to procrastinate, and directly entered the question-and-answer mode.

"Brother, this, this... Pan Xi is still young, so I don't understand!"

Pansy was very depressed.

Why does this senior brother with a sloppy head ask such a question that has nothing to do with cultivation.

Also, does the term "five grain harvests" describe people?
"If you can't answer, ten points will be deducted."

Ding Li raised his index finger, drew an S-shape in the air, and said with a smile, "Senior brother likes a curvaceous figure, especially a S-shaped figure with long legs. It is best to have a good-looking senior brother with a snake face and peach eyes." I like it too."

Pansy scratched her head and said suddenly, "Wait... Isn't that what Teacher Sharna is like? Don't tell me you like Teacher Sharna?"

Not to mention, Sharna is tall, with a sharp chin, curvaceous curves, and a pair of long legs.

She has seen Shaerna's real face, Shaerna's appearance is also very good-looking, not to mention the beautiful features, but also has a pair of foxy eyes, those narrow and charming eyes are very beautiful, especially when she rolls her eyes, even she is so beautiful. I feel very charming.

It's a pity, Sharna wears a mask every day, so others can't see her face at all.

"Sharna? Wrong, wrong, wrong."

Ding Li shook his head slightly: "Ms. Sharna is too venomous, not my type!"

"In addition, Sharna has a bad temper, and she will grow teeth and claws at every turn. It can be seen that it is caused by not having a man for a long time. She walks like a tigress like a tigress."

Ding Li complained.

After hearing this, Pansy suddenly wanted to laugh.

Sharna's acting style is very bold, and she doesn't hesitate to attack those men. She is also taller than some male saints, and she is no worse than most male saints in terms of strength.

Ding Li should be afraid of this kind of woman.

"Ask a question."

"Pansy, if a traitor appears in our sanctuary, how will the senior brother punish the traitor?"

Ding Li raised three fingers.

"One, throw the traitor into a cesspit and soak it for 49 days to make a human-shaped stinky salted fish."

"Second, put the traitor on a wooden donkey, strip off his clothes and carry the wooden donkey through the streets of the sanctuary to show the public, then deprive the five senses, throw him into a group of old bachelors, and let them abuse him."

"Three, send the traitor into my house, let me serve him with a whip dripping wax for 49 days, and then strangle him to death."

Every time Pansy listened to one, she felt her heart twitch violently.

These are extremely cruel punishment methods, some of which have never been heard of, and the other party seems to be targeting women.

She is obviously still young, how can she know so much.

What is a wooden donkey?
Ding Li's extraordinary advanced education really made her shudder. Could it be that the other party is implying something?
Of course, she didn't think her disguise would be flawed.

I am still a child!

Ding Li said indifferently: "Now you start to choose, ten points will be deducted for wrong answers."

"third?"

Pan Xi deliberately hesitated for a while, then deliberately replied.

"Wrong answer, ten points will be deducted!"

Ding Li ruthlessly raised his second finger: "I don't have any feelings for the traitor, and I won't even touch her. I must beat her severely with a whip in public, and beat her every day for a year or so. .

"It will be interesting to see her screaming and screaming, it's so graphic!"

So dirty, so ruthless, so shameless!

Pan Xi sighed in his heart that Ding Li's mind was indeed different from that of ordinary people, and his actions and thoughts were quite predictable.

She collected herself and said, "It should be number one."

"Wrong again, ten points deducted!"

Ding Li raised his third finger, sighed, and said, "Senior brother is absolutely cruel to traitors, and he will definitely be thrown in the latrine, but the senior brother will cut this body into pieces, causing countless scars, and throw him again." Into the cesspit, slowly watch her rot."

"It's nothing more than a thousand cuts, but you still want to cut there..."

Pan Xi was in a mess, and asked weakly: "Brother, even if you are a traitor, there is no need to use such cruel torture."

"Pansy, you have to remember that the traitor is the most shameful, despicable, and least popular guy. If you let me know who the traitor is, even if I touch her in the toilet, I will kill her." pressed to death in a latrine."

Ding Li's eyes showed crazy murderous intent, and he said coldly: "Traitor, you should die without a place to bury you. You can't get rid of your hatred even if you cut yourself into pieces. Panxi, if you become a traitor someday, don't blame me for being ruthless .”

"Do you understand it?"

"Understood!"

Trembling all over, Pansy nodded fiercely, with tears in her eyes.

As the commander of the army of the underworld, Hades's most trusted woman, she was not frightened, but she was really frightened at this moment.

Ding Lina's real murderous aura made her terrified, her heart almost stopped beating, and she could barely move.

At this moment, she was in a daze, and she really suspected that this man had seen through her identity.

After the murderous intent dissipated, she took a deep breath and said impatiently, "Eldest brother, I guess you will choose the second one, anyway, you will choose one."

"It's all wrong, twenty points will be deducted."

Ding Li straightened his other two fingers, and said slowly, "Only children can choose multiple-choice questions, and adults can choose all of them."

He smiled, evil and domineering.

Pansy's heart was broken.

You choose them all!
Then why did you let me choose?
This is obviously playing yourself.

"Brother, you're playing tricks, I don't accept it."

Pansy pouted, looking unhappy.

"It doesn't matter if you don't accept it or not. I only know that you have been deducted fifty points. If you activate one finger every ten points, my big palm has been completely activated. It's time for a spanking..."

"Spanking!?"

Her delicate body trembled, and she gathered all the divine power in her body, really wanting to summon the divine fork.

If you dare to touch me, my mother will fight with you!

Ding Li's eyes showed an evil light, and his fists rattled:
"Let me ask you, did you convince Sharna to let me participate in the Saint Cloth battle?"

(End of this chapter)

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