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Chapter 72 Harvesting a Professor-level Fan
Zhou Zun sat calmly in the reception room, sipping tea leisurely.

What he said was half true and false, the most false was the third uncle's diary, but only he had read it, so he didn't panic at all.

After waiting for about 10 minutes, the door of the reception room was suddenly pushed open.

Zhang Cheng came in first, followed by an old man with white hair and glasses.

"Mr. Zhou, this is Professor Wen, who is also the person in charge who participated in the excavation of ancient tombs in the snowy area."

Hearing the introduction, Zhou Zun immediately stood up.

After the two parties shook hands politely, Professor Wen looked at Zhou Zun for a while, and then sighed: "Mr. Zhou, according to your description and some information we have so far, it can be concluded that the three-year-old you mentioned is Uncle, it may be a tomb robber who was active more than 20 years ago."

"Professor Wen, is this impossible? My third uncle is just an ordinary farmer!" Zhou Zun opened his mouth wide and his eyes widened.

Uncle San was deliberately fabricated by himself, why did he suddenly become a tomb robber?

Professor Wen took out a few printed photos from his briefcase and put them in front of Zhou Zun: "In the process of excavating ancient tombs in the snowy area, we found some traces of being stolen, especially the three Two of the side halls have already been stolen."

"In this way, combined with your third uncle's diary, it may be concluded that he was once a famous tomb robber, and the ancient tomb in the snow area is only one of the tombs he entered, so he can record it in his diary. The scene of the nine-story demon tower."

Zhou Zun's eyes widened the more he listened.

Shocked on the surface, but happy in the heart.

Because he found that when Professor Wen was speaking, his sentences were repeated, his eyes were wandering, and the key point was that he arched his nose, which was obviously lying.

The reason why I want to lie is probably because I want to know more about the contents of the notes from myself.

For this reason, he did not hesitate to make some reasonable brain supplements for a character he created, which also saves Zhou Zun from summarizing the life and image of the third uncle himself.

Professor Wen, I really have you!
After a while, Zhou Zun gradually calmed himself down, and said helplessly, "Whether my third uncle is a tomb robber or not, this matter has nothing to do with me, and I hope that the Criminal Investigation Bureau will come forward to help me clarify the matter." one time."

Zhou Zun still wanted to continue to write books to make money, and he would get a bad reputation if he shared such a thing.

"No problem!" This request was reasonable and Zhang Cheng could not refuse.

Just when Zhou Zun was about to say goodbye and leave, Professor Wen suddenly took out another document from his bag: "Mr. Zhou, actually I have another thing I want to ask you for your help."

Zhou Zun scratched his head and made a gesture of invitation, signaling Professor Wen to speak bluntly.

"I would like to invite you, as an expert in our excavation of the ancient tomb, you don't need to go to the site, you just need to tell us what you know about the contents of the diary."

Zhou Zun: "???"

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Zun was dumbfounded.

An excavation work requires many professional experts to give advice and help, but what kind of expert am I?

But after thinking about it, it seems very reasonable.

Many professional archaeologists may not be able to do those tomb robbers.

Because the tomb robbers are going to the grave with their lives!

The most classic example is the Qin Terracotta Warriors and Horses.

As we all know, when the Qin Terracotta Warriors and Horses were first excavated, they were colorful and lifelike, just like real people, but because the experts did not understand and did not have advanced protection methods, the remaining Qinshihuang Mausoleum did not dare to continue to excavate.

That night, Zhou Zun chatted with Professor Wen all night.

As for what they talked about, of course it was "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" and "Tomb Raiders Notes"!
This night, what Zhou Zun was talking about was nothing short of hype, and Professor Wen was even more energetic when he heard it, and he immediately became a fan of Zhou Zun.

When Zhou Zun was about to leave early the next morning, Professor Wen stopped him, asked for an autograph, and asked mysteriously in a low voice: "Mr. Is this really possible, if it happens, how should I resolve it?"

"Simple! When Huang Pizi asked you whether you are a human or a god, you just need to say Can you speak English?" Zhou Zun said seriously.

"Then if this is an educated yellow-skinned person, what should I do after answering yes?"

"Then you can say one more sentence: RB 语が话せますか?"

Zhou Zun plausibly said: "If it still will, then you can continue to ask: Тыговоришьпо-французски?

Anyway, I have to constantly pull the limit with him, I don't believe that there are so many regional dialects that Huang Pizi can speak in this world.

If it doesn’t work, just speak Wenzhou dialect.

As we all know, Wenzhou dialect is the most difficult dialect in the world.

And you don't need to worry so much. There is a saying that all fears come from lack of vitality.

All kinds of guns and shells in this society, even if there are really yellow skins, they are submissive, and they will feel afraid, so the situation should be as follows.

When you meet Huang Pizi, yell: evildoer, hurry up and show yourself.

Huang Pizi will definitely be stunned for a moment, and then speak: Isn't this my original form?

Then you turned around and ran, and shouted: Oh, there are monsters!
Huang Pizi screamed, followed behind you, and shouted as he ran: "Where are there, there are monsters there, don't leave me all, I'm afraid too!" "

"Hahahaha!" Professor Wen was amused.

I was a little tired after chatting all night, but I lost my sleepiness in an instant.

"Then what if you see a love letter from a ghost or a ghost pressing a bed? And what if you actually encounter those centipedes and spiders in the tomb?" Professor Wen said with a serious attitude towards learning.

"When you encounter a love letter from a ghost, throw it directly in the merit box, and let the Buddha and her have sex.

Don't panic when you encounter a ghost pressing the bed, turn over and press the ghost, as long as you are brave, Sadako can give birth to you.

Don't mess around with centipedes and spiders, take out the insecticide you carry with you. "

In "The King of Thousand Kings", the mantis boxing can be destroyed by insecticides, and it is more than enough to deal with those centipedes and spiders.

Because the current rat poison and insecticides are still very genuine, unlike in the future, insecticides have no effect on insects, and rats eat rat poison as a meal.

"Mr. Zhou..."

"Last question, I'm really sleepy!"

Seeing Professor Wen following him, Zhou Zun said helplessly, "Didn't we already add a contact method? If you encounter any problems in the future, you can send me a message at any time."

(End of this chapter)