China Entertainment Eunuch

Chapter 59

Zhou Zun didn't take a break, he sat in front of the camera, watching Zhao Liying hang on to Wia.

Liu Yiwei sat down with a smile: "Brother Zhou, your skills are really good, it would be a pity not to perform at the Spring Festival Gala."

Just now when Zhou Zun was hanging on Wia and performing martial arts, this idea popped up in his mind.

Don't underestimate Liu Yiwei. He has some relationship with CCTV, because he has been a judge in many competition-type programs on CCTV.

He also served as a judge together with Feng Xiaogang, Song Dandan and Wu Junru in "Swordsman".

Therefore, he wanted to introduce Zhou Zun.

As a result, Zhou Zun said, "Go to the Spring Festival Gala to make dumplings?"

"Ah?" Liu Yiwei looked blank, he didn't understand the stalk.

The biggest highlight of the Spring Festival Gala is the language program, and the biggest highlight of the language program is Uncle Benshan.

With the departure of Uncle Benshan, the only thing that can be supported a little bit is the pain, but it is not as good as before.

The biggest reason is because of joy and sadness.

Or want to educate people.

The audience can completely guess the plot and the jokes, and there is no way to laugh wantonly from beginning to end on the Spring Festival night after a busy year.

Just imagine, if the skit "Selling Abductees" is adapted, it becomes like this.

At the critical moment, Gao Xiumin's heart of justice suddenly shined: "Old man, we are just farmers who do our best. How can we fool others just after a few days of good life? Do we still have a conscience?" (in a high tone) !
"This turn is a bend, but our hearts cannot be bent!"

Two seconds after everyone in the auditorium became demons, there was thunderous applause.

Immediately afterwards, lyrical music sounded.

Uncle Benshan's voice began to tremble: "My wife, you are right. Tell me that my legs have recovered from the illness in the past two years, but why is my heart still sick? I have decided. I will not use this crutch for fooling around. Taking advantage of the New Year's Eve, give it to those who really need it."

Range one grasped Uncle Benshan's hand: "Brother, don't say anything, I understand everything, you are a good person, I want a crutch, and I happen to have an old woman who needs a crutch in my family."

Some shoving.

The three held hands together, and Range began to say: "Big Brother!"

Uncle Benshan: "Hey!"

"Sister-in-law!"

Gao Xiumin: "Hey!"

"We don't even know each other. Today happens to be thirty, why don't we go make dumplings together~"

In the end, the three of them took a step forward and said in unison: "We wish you all ~New Year~"

Suddenly, Zhou Zun remembered that the current Spring Festival Gala is not about dumplings, but a hundred flowers blooming. Uncle Benshan, Feng Gong, Niu Qun and other artists are all there. Even Teacher Zhao Lirong is still on the stage. The king of sketches, Chen Pei Four is still not leaving CCTV.

That being the case, then such a Spring Festival Gala can go for a break.

Zhou Zun looked at Liu Yiwei: "Can I really go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"There is still half a year before the Spring Festival Gala. The Spring Festival Gala needs to be prepared a few months before the Chinese New Year, so there is no problem." Liu Yiwei admired Zhou Zun very much, but he was full of confidence.

Zhou Zun was stumped: "But what am I going to perform at the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Let's just perform a part of the Diao Weiya just now."

Performing Diaoweiya?
The corner of Zhou Zun's mouth twitched.

Suddenly, he remembered that there was a show "Flying Apsaras" in the Spring Festival Gala!
Over the years of the Spring Festival Gala, there are only three stages that impressed Zhou Zun the most: "Flying Apsaras", "Rainy Lane in a Small Town" and "Avalokitesvara with Thousand Hands".

It's just that these three programs are all completed by girls, especially "Flying Apsaras", which turns seven girls into fairies in the Dunhuang murals. In order to ensure the unique posture of the fairies in the murals, their right legs are covered with an "iron Boots" pinned to the stage.

This kind of design breaks the human physiological structure, and the joints of the body need to be "reversed" when performing. This kind of anti-human design left these girls scarred and even ruined their careers for the rest of their lives.

In order to ensure that the live broadcast is foolproof, nine girls were selected at the beginning, just to replace the injured.

But this has nothing to do with me at all, I can't join in it, wouldn't I become Seven Fairies and Monkey King?

Liu Yiwei also seemed to feel something was wrong, thought for a while and said: "It's really not good, you can also perform martial arts, and even if you are not good enough, you can sing."

Makes sense!
Cheng Long, Wu Jing and Donnie Yen all went up to perform martial arts.

Especially in the future, some non-professional singers, but actors, can go up to perform and sing just because of the traffic.

A certain actress surnamed Liu who was supported by director Zhang Yimou had just made her debut, so she also went up there.

"I heard that you can also write scripts. If you really can't do it, first write a sketch or a cross talk script, and I will send it for you and recommend it." Liu Yiwei gushed.

Zhou Zun temporarily agreed: "I'll try!"

Anyway, there is still half a year before the Spring Festival Gala, so don't worry.

Now I should play the great eunuch Liu Xi well first, this is my first serious play, and I still want to rely on this play to attract fans.

While chatting with Liu Yiwei, Zhao Liying had already come down from the air.

After taking two shots, it finally passed.

"Give!"

Just as Zhao Liying was fascinated and still reminiscing about the scene of hanging Wia just now, a pair of big hands stretched out in front of her.

In hand is a clean hot towel.

It was still steaming.

Looking up, it was Zhou Zun.

"Ah, no need, thank you!"

Zhao Liying quickly waved her hands to express her gratitude.

Zhou Zun smiled helplessly: "I didn't ask you to wipe the sweat off your forehead!"

"Ok?"

Zhou Zun didn't answer, but pointed to Zhao Liying's shoulder.

Zhao Liying understood instantly and took the towel.

Her shoulder was already injured a bit from repeatedly hanging Wia, otherwise she would have reacted so badly when Zhou Zun only touched her just now, and now she has been hung twice in a row, the injury must have worsened.

She didn't want to say it because she didn't want to delay the filming and enter the city because of her injury, and she was even replaced by director Wang Jing.

Simply, Zhou Zun didn't say anything.

It's a little secret between each other.

"The shooting was good just now, just keep it up." Zhou Zun sat aside and praised.

In the future, she will want seventeen nails and one hundred and three swords, how can she be defeated by Wia.

There are too many people now, it is inconvenient for Zhao Liying to take off her clothes to treat the wound, but she still looked at Zhou Zun gratefully: "Brother Zun, can you teach me more in the future?"

"Little Fish and Flowers" is a martial arts drama with many martial arts scenes. As the heroine Tie Xinlan, she naturally needs to know a little bit.

You don't need to master it, at least you know the routine.

"No problem at all!"

Zhou Zun agreed very happily, and added solemnly: "But it may hurt a little at that time, you have to bear with it!"

(End of this chapter)