China Entertainment Eunuch

Chapter 12 "White Bread and Blue Sky"

"How do you talk to the miscellaneous family? Come on, drag it down! Slap your mouth!"

Zhou Zun spoke suddenly.

Whether it's the voice, the shape, or the temperament, he completely changed a person, which shocked everyone present.

Eunuch, since the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Neiguan, Neishi, Zhongguan, Zhongjuan, Zhongguiren are all their titles.

Of course, there are eunuchs.

"Huan", the name of the constellation, the four stars of the eunuch are in the west of the emperor's seat, and they are used as the name of the lucky ones of the emperor.

Zhou Zun likes to call eunuchs "black chicken".

Black-bone chicken is a homonym for no chicken!

It is not easy to play eunuchs well, because their shapes, faces, and voices are already different from normal healthy men. Observe the inhumanity.

And why eunuchs call themselves miscellaneous is entirely because of the homophony.

Our family was first called by monks and Taoist priests. This word means a life of peace, joy, and indifference to the world. Later, eunuchs used this word because they had no birds and no happiness and could only live their lives peacefully. Evolved into miscellaneous.

Wang Jing was the first to recover, clapped his hands and said, "Okay! It's you! Li Lianying is you!"

Still the same sentence, he has no lower limit, and his requirements are not high. Suddenly, a eunuch with good acting skills is not bad. In order not to delay the progress of the filming, he must reuse it.

Soon, under Wang Jing's arrangement, the makeup artist of the film crew began to put on makeup for Zhou Zun, and the props team also brought clothes, and at the same time sent Zhou Zun the script and contract.

There is only one word for Wang Jing to make a movie: Hurry up!

After signing the contract, Wang Jing said to Zhou Zun: "The role of Li Lianying doesn't have many roles, but it is absolutely wonderful. Since you have never acted before, I don't ask much of you. Just keep the state you have just now. Believe me, as long as you If you play well, you will definitely become popular through this role!"

"Director Wang, I would like to borrow your words!" Zhou Zun nodded.

In Xingye’s movies, any small character will be very brilliant. Maybe you can’t remember the name of this character in reality, but you must remember his name in the movie.

For example, Ru Hua, Jiang Bao, Big Brother...

Even if they get old in the future and face no movies to shoot, they will become the first to be invited by many online movies.

Even a dog or a cockroach can become popular and become a classic.

Therefore, it is inevitable to explode by yourself!

After Wang Jing left, Zhang Min'er sat down.

Neither speak.

He just looked Zhou Zun up and down.

Especially focus on the second half.

"What's the matter?" Zhou Zun asked.

Zhang Min'er couldn't bear it and asked back: "You are not a eunuch, are you?"

Although Zhou Zun only acted for a few seconds and said a word just now, he really looks too much like him. Up to now, Zhang Miner has not recovered, and even doubted his gender.

Zhou Zun put his mouth next to Zhang Min'er's ear, and lowered his voice: "Why don't we make an appointment alone, and I'll let you enjoy it?"

hum!
Zhang Min'er's face flushed instantly.

She didn't expect Zhou Zun to be so courageous, daring to tease herself in front of so many people.

Shyly sweeping at Zhou Zun, he trotted away.

amount……

What's going on here?

Rejected or acquiesced?

I finally took out Zhang Chulan's courage to let everyone watch birds under the moon, why did you run away?
Zhou Zun sighed, simply picked up the script, and began to read the lines and study the characters.

He has played many eunuch roles, but this is the first time for Li Lianying to play the role.

Because in his hometown, Master Xing had already had silver hair because of his bone marrow donation. He no longer filmed, but directed works. He never had this opportunity.

Although there are not many scenes, Zhou Zun still went through the plot of "White Bread and Blue Sky" in his mind.

The plot of this drama is actually quite simple. It mainly talks about Bao Longxing's ancestors being an upright official since he was a child, but when he grows up, he becomes a corrupt official.

Chang Weiqiang, the son of the admiral of the Navy, and Qin Xiaolian, the young wife of the Qi family, killed [-] more people from the Qi family, including a dog, after their scandal was revealed.

Bao Longxing dived into the scene for an autopsy at night, but fell into the trap of Chang's father and son and was sentenced to death.

He escaped from prison, but was rescued by Wu Meiti on the way, and he was sentenced to life.

Later, when he went to Beijing to file a lawsuit but failed, he ran out of money, went to a brothel as a coolie, and began to learn how to speak a three-inch tongue.

Liu Ruyan, a famous prostitute, sees that Long Xing is kind by nature, and falls in love with her.

At that time, the emperor visited Ruyan, and Bao Longxing took the opportunity to defend Xiaolian, and got the emperor's appointment as an inspector of the Eight Houses.

After clarifying the facts of the case, Chang Wei died under the guillotine.

Bao Longxing resigned from office and took care of himself with Wu and Liu.

The plot is linked one after another, one joke after another, without procrastination at all.

And the characters in it are more classic than the other.

The madam who looks bad but is actually good.

The emperor who dropped his panties.

Absurd Fang Tangjing.

The grumpy fire granny.

Almost took down Bao Longxing's uncle who was disguised as a woman.

And a leopard head...

Although everyone mentions Xu Jinjiang, the actor who plays the leopard head, they will think of some romantic movies, and some classic moves such as Invincible Hot Wheels, but whenever this drama is mentioned, everyone's image of him will change.

Whenever Christmas comes, everyone will think of this oriental version of Santa Claus.

The historical prototype of this play is Yang Naiwu and Xiaobaicai, which was filmed by Master Xing through comedy, but there are still some details that are thoughtful and frightening.

For example, whose child is the last bustard pregnant with?

Who transmitted the emperor's venereal disease?

In fact, when Zhang Miner came here just now, there was another matter. She thought that Zhou Zun had never acted before, and wanted to teach him a little bit, especially the various things that need to be paid attention to, such as how to move on the set.

And I have never acted before, how can I quickly play a role well?

Apart from some caveats, it's more about bringing yourself into the role.

As for the eunuch, there was really no way to bring it in.

What if I get too deep into the drama and accidentally knock myself off, what should I do?

Therefore, Zhang Min'er gave up.

And her worries were completely unnecessary. Relying on the experience of the previous life, Zhou Zun quickly memorized all the lines, and also gained a new understanding of this character who only played for a few minutes.

The most important thing is not to be immersed in it and do anything to hurt yourself.

It's definitely not a good thing for an actor to be immersed in a character.

Although Heath Ledger created the classic clown, it was unfortunate in the end...

Although a certain teacher surnamed Zhang created the most classic Monkey King, in the end he resisted other people acting in it, and even wanted to take "Journey to the West" as his own.

"How do you remember the lines?" Uncle Da sat over at this moment.

"Roll melon!"

"Hahaha, young man, let's go, Xingzi and I go to have a brief scene confrontation before the filming starts." Uncle Da issued an invitation.

He was also worried that it was Zhou Zun's first time acting, and that he might not do well enough in some places, so it was a special care for Zhou Zun to play the scene in advance.

"okay!"

Being able to get in touch with Master Xing and Uncle Da was something Zhou Zun could only wish for.

(End of this chapter)