China Entertainment Eunuch

Chapter 1 Xihuan is dead
"The emperor is dead!"

This is what Zhou Zun said most often.

Because he is a dead setter.

And his most frequent role is that of a eunuch.

Because of the "special nature" of eunuchs, basically no one is willing to act.

Zhou Zun took a fancy to this, and often acted in various film and television dramas, and gradually began to play with various emperor professionals.

Originally, he could have become the film king with his superb acting skills, and he would naturally reach the peak and marry Bai Fumei.

Can……

Zhou Zun never expected that one day his 'eunuch' would also 'death'!

The eunuch he plays needs to block an arrow for the emperor, but the rubber arrow turns out to be real, right in the heart.

Traveling through time, this world is completely different from the previous life, and the historical trajectory has changed since the Qin Dynasty.

Xu Fu did not travel east to Penglai Xiandao to find the medicine, but went to the west. He did not bring back the elixir, but the world map.

Relying on this world map, Qin Shihuang led his army all the way to the west, and finally dominated the world.

Global unification.

All countries in the world belong to Qin.

And those western countries have become a region of Qin, that's all.

Each region has its own language and culture, which is equivalent to a dialect.

Because there are too many regions, it is really difficult for the first emperor to achieve unification. This is the so-called easy to conquer the country, but difficult to govern the country.

The time period after that is not much different from Earth.

Zhou Zun once suspected that Xu Fu was a time traveler, and it was because of his assistance that the Qin Dynasty went so smoothly, just like Liu Xiu, the son of the plane.

"Open the door! Zhou Zun, pay the rent!"

"You haven't paid rent for a week, don't hide in there and be a coward!"

Boom boom boom!
Accompanied by bursts of yelling, there was a violent knock on the door.

Zhou Zun who was sleeping was directly awakened.

Opening his eyes, he walked to the door in a daze.

Squeak!

The door opened, and a middle-aged man with a fat body was greeted.

The stomach is meat, the arms are meat, the face is meat, and even the neck is meat, round and round, as if assembled from several large meatballs.

And his eyes were smaller than Li Ronghao's because they were squeezed by fat.

Squinting small eyes, the standard lazy style.

The fat man had a fierce look on his face, full of anger.

"Hey, are you finally willing to open the door?"

"Made, don't open the door if you have the guts. I'm just about to kick the door."

"Talk, have you not been dumb for a week?"

When the fat man came up, he squirted wildly, as if he had eaten explosives.

Zhou Zun looked at him seriously, tried hard to find his eyes, and asked after a while, "Who are you?"

"Fuck! How dare you pretend you don't know me! Laozi is your landlord, don't pretend to be amnesia!"

Zhou Zun suddenly realized, and said casually: "You didn't say you were the landlord, I thought you were Spike in "Tom and Jerry"!"

Spike?
The landlord didn't understand.

But when Zhou Zun started to take out his pockets, his expression softened a lot, and he didn't bother to think about it.

Zhou Zun took out the wallet from his pocket and opened it to check.

empty.

Don't panic.

He took out his mobile phone and checked his WeChat and Alipay.

empty!

He still doesn't panic.

Because his intuition told him that it is impossible for the time traveler to be so miserable.

Relying on this intuition, Zhou Zun began to check the bank card balance.

Fortunately, it is not empty.

Nine dollars and fifty cents!
It's still seven! ! !

What the fuck?

Zhou Zun was shocked!

In this utopia, the owner of this body... unexpectedly uses a six-digit bank card PIN to protect a three-digit balance.

Is this something people can do?
Zhou Zun quickly regained his senses and began to quickly digest his memory.

The owner of this body is a screenwriter.

But he never wrote a decent screenplay.

Nine dollars and fifty cents was really all he had.

Even so, Zhou Zun still didn't panic.

"Mr. Landlord, what did you just say?"

Zhou Zun put away his phone calmly and smiled politely.

There was a sense of confidence in the smile, which stunned the fat landlord.

"I am your landlord."

"last sentence."

The fat landlord looked suspicious, thought for a while and said, "I haven't seen you dumb for a week? I'm going to kick the door!"

"One more sentence."

The fat landlord began to be a little impatient: "Finally willing to open the door?"

Zhou Zun grinned, but the confidence in the smile disappeared, and he replied, "I can't bear it!"

Boom! ! !
The last word was still floating in the corridor, and the door was closed.

Fat Landlord: "..."

He stood there, dazed.

After [-] seconds, a burst of cursing began.

It's not particularly ugly, it's nothing more than greeting the eighteen generations of ancestors, nothing more.

In his last life, Zhou Zun often heard the director speak beautiful Chinese dialect on the set, and he has long been used to it.

"It's shameful to escape! But, it really works!"

Zhou Zun sighed helplessly.

Outside the door, probably because of scolding, the fat landlord left quickly.

And Zhou Zun is still trying to make money quickly.

Although I escaped, I still have to pay the rent.

You can't choose to escape like a certain "practice singer". Afterwards, if we do have a child, there will be no follow-up.

At this time...

【Ding!It is detected that the blood of hometown people is flowing in the host, and the Huayu system binding is completed! 】

It's time to come.

This is a serious time traveler.

Just as Zhou Zun was about to rejoice, a light curtain window popped up in front of him, displaying several pieces of information.

[Host: Zhou Zun!

Pen name: Mouse in love with cat!
Works written: Zero!

Fan value: zero!
Status: A mediocre little screenwriter (except for the beauty that can support the entire Asia, mediocre, nothing, second only to the book lovers who read this book)!

Skill: Acting (the pinnacle of eunuch acting)! 】

After simple exploration, Zhou Zun figured out the Huayu system.

This system encourages the transportation of any literary works from the earth, but it must fit the scene of the time and space, and cannot be transported indiscriminately.

To sum it up in one sentence: adapting is not random making up, joking is not... monkey talk!
As long as the fan points are accumulated, the corresponding lottery can be carried out.

The lottery is divided into Bronze, Silver, Gold, Diamond, and Black Glory.

Corresponding to the consumption of 100, 1000, [-], [-] million, and [-] million fans.

"Ding! The novice gift package has been sent!"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the literary version of the online novel "Lord of the Mysteries"!"

"Elementary hand speed card*3: It can increase the host's hand speed, no matter what you do, the hand speed will become fast and proficient, making men envious and women cry.

Note: Once each hand speed card is used, it can last for a week, and after the time limit expires, the host's hand speed can be slightly enhanced. "

"Elementary energy potion*3: use it with the hand speed card!

Once the hand speed is too fast, you must lack energy, similar to the Flash who runs too fast, you must be hungry afterwards and want to keep eating.

Note: Each bottle of energy potion is also valid for one week. It will not increase the energy of the host afterwards, but if it is used alone without the hand speed card, it can help men with weak bodies regain their confidence.

If you are in good health, you can also slightly improve various body functions, such as: strength, speed, agility, endurance, endurance..."

The hand speed card and the energy potion, the combination of the two is simply tailor-made for code words, and the owner of this body is also a screenwriter, which fits perfectly.

Zhou Zun had a flash of inspiration, but he was not happy yet, but suddenly froze.

Because he turned on the computer, he found that the world is the same as the earth...

Western Fantasy is dead!

　ps: The internal investment of this book has been successful, invest quickly, and you will definitely make a profit without losing money! ! !
　　The global unification of this book is such a simple setting, because the entertainment background is too realistic, and it will be blocked if you don't pay attention.

　　You can refer to "Full-time Artist" written by the great god, which is also set in the same way!

　　
　　
　
(End of this chapter)