Yang Jian's life simulation of the heavens

Chapter 78 The bastard!

"Damn things!"

When Yang Jian saw the scene in front of him, he almost didn't recognize him.

At this time, in the spacious Zhenjun Hall, there are many flowers and plants of different colors neatly arranged on the left and right sides. The flowers and plants are different, there are roses, peonies, and golden ox...

On the top of the flowers and plants, some spider plants were also placed. Around the spider plants, circles of fireflies were imprisoned, so the whole picture looked like a picture of fireflies circling around the flowers and plants.

That's all!
The key point is that it is located in the center of the main hall, and now they are playing with this pool. There is a fountain intertwined with dragons and phoenixes on the pool. The spring water sprays out from the mouth of the dragon head, enters the mouth of the phoenix, and then shoots out from the tail of the phoenix to the tail of the dragon head, forming a fountain. closed loop.

Not to mention in that small pond, countless koi wandered around, poking their heads from time to time, spitting out some small bubbles.

Even the table on the stage has been changed. The small wooden table that was originally square has now been replaced by a large table carved with various patterns, and the chair has been changed to a large size. .

At this time, Meishan Lao Liu was still instructing Tianbing to bring in some tables, chairs and benches.

"You put these tables on the left and right sides of the main hall, yes, that's right there, neatly, put twelve seats on one side, and the distance between each seat is about ten feet, oops, be careful, don't step on the flowers and plants behind flipped!"

At this time, Meishan Lao Liu also saw Yang Jian, and immediately grinned proudly: "How about the second master, does this hall look much brighter than before? Look at the Xuan Mingzhu I found, who is as thick as a person, There is no need for us to put it on the platform, just stand on the ground like a pillar, this thing is durable, so there is no need to replace it!"

Yang Jian endured the anger in his heart, put his hands behind his back, and asked lightly: "Have you had itchy skin recently?"

"Um?!"

Meishan Lao Liu was taken aback, what do you mean?
"Second Master, you already agreed yesterday, so I dare to do it!"

Yang Jian was very angry, "I want you to change the candles, do I want you to tidy up the whole Zhenjun hall? Where did you learn these things like flowers and plants? Do you think it looks good here?"

The Meishan Laosi, Meishan Laowu and others on the side were full of smiles. Even Boss Kang, who had just entered, was taken aback when he saw this completely different Zhenjun Hall, thinking that he had gone to the wrong place.

The sixth Meishan said aggrievedly: "Isn't this just a matter of hand? In the past, our Zhenjun hall was too spacious, and there was not even a place to sit. Second master, look at the seats on the left and right. In the future, no matter Whether it's our own people or guests, at least we all have a place to sit!"

"There are also these flowers and plants, ordinary people say that these can make people happy, Er Ye, you will be more refreshed when reading in the future, how wonderful! And this pond, I spent a lot of effort to go to the Ministry of Immortal Engineering to specialize It was built by Lu Ban! It is called "dragon and phoenix absorb water", which means auspiciousness! Isn't this all very good?"

Meishan Lao Liu looked at everyone in wonder, what expressions they had, now there is a place to sit, and a pleasant landscape, how wonderful it is, that’s how the Tianxiang Building is built in the mortal world, and their Zhenjun Temple is just as bad. some fairies.

Yang Jian looked at the innocent sixth son of Meishan, and he didn't bother to follow Tanhuo's argument, waved his hand, and said, "Get all these things out when I come next time!"

"Don't, Second Master,"

Meishan sixth said quickly: "I spent a lot of effort to get this, and it really looks better than the previous ones, why don't you ask the boss, the fourth, and the fifth?"

"I don't want to tell you twice! You can either get these things out, or you can go to the Ministry of Justice and receive [-] lashes, you choose!"

After speaking, Yang Jian didn't even look at it, and left directly.

The sixth Meishan boy turned around and said aggrievedly: "Boss, look at Second Master...what does he mean? Does he not like it?"

The corner of Boss Kang's mouth twitched, and he turned around and left. He still had business to do, so he didn't bother to pay attention to this rambling.

"Fourth child," Mei Shan's sixth child tilted his head again, "You don't think it looks good either?"

Meishan's fourth child sighed, and said, "Six, sometimes I worry that my brain is not enough, but when I suddenly see you, I feel, hey, I'm okay!"

The sixth Meishan child shook the hand that the fourth Meishan child had put on, and said angrily: "Don't laugh at me, I understand, just tell me why the second master is angry!"

Meishan's fourth child glanced at Gaotai, then lowered his voice and said, "You have been with the second master for thousands of years, and now you don't even know what the second master likes. If you say you don't get scolded, whoever gets scolded!"

"Like? What does the second master like?"

"Second Master likes simplicity, everything is simple. You see, since the establishment of our Zhenjun Temple, have you added some other samples except for some necessary things? No, but look at the original spacious Zhenjun Temple. The Grand Palace is a bit crowded now, just because you keep stuffing things in it!"

"That's all!" Mei Shan's fourth son sighed again, and said: "The key is that you turned our majestic Zhenjun Temple into a brothel in the mortal world. Please explain why?"

"..."

The sixth son of Meishan choked on the spot and was speechless.

……

On this side, Yang Jian was also very angry at the beginning, but when he thought that this matter was done by that stick, his anger subsided a little.

How stupid!No eyesight at all!
Yang Jian walked around the prison again. The Seven Fairies were reading a book. When they saw Yang Jian coming in, they obviously panicked. They stood up and asked, "Zhenjun, have you come back from outside?"

"Ah."

Yang Jian nodded, glanced at the book in Seven Fairies' hands, and said, "Is Princess Seven okay in prison these days?"

"Okay, pretty good!" Seventh Fairy nodded repeatedly, hesitated for a moment, and then she asked: "Zhenjun, my...that mother, did you let you deal with me? How will she punish... Punish me?"

Looking at the Seventh Fairy who was obviously a little nervous, Yang Jian pondered for a moment, and said, "I haven't gone to see my mother yet, so you can stay here for now! Just read some books, and restrain your jumpy temper."

"Uh-huh."

Not hearing the worst result, Seventh Fairy was a little happy and nodded again and again.

Then Yang Jian went to look at the little fox again. To his surprise, the little fox was also reading now. When he saw him, he opened his eyes and stared at him, but didn't speak.

Yang Jian thinks it's pretty good, what a girl looks like all day, just read more books like this, reading can make sense, reading can increase credit, reading can reverence virtue, and reading can help practice, it's pretty good.

After walking around the prison, Yang Jian packed up his clothes the next day and went to the court meeting.

The Lingxiao Palace is still majestic and solemn.

When Yang Jian arrived at the main hall, many immortals looked over in surprise. To be honest, they hadn't seen this one these days, and they all missed him a little.

This miss means that they were much quieter during the court meeting. In the past, when the former was there, the court meeting would become noisy at every turn, and many things were related to this one.

I didn't expect to see this one again today.

Yang Jian was standing on the left, and he had no intention of standing up to speak. He heard that there were fairy gods coming out to report things, such as where the heavy rain caused continuous disasters, where the earth dragon collapsed, which fairy god was lazy in performing his duties, which dynasty emperor did not Respecting the heavens and so on are all fragmentary matters. The Jade Emperor sat there smiling and not speaking, with a casual and relaxed expression. Many matters were made by the Queen Mother, and then he turned his head and asked: "Your Majesty, Let's deal with it like this?"

The Jade Emperor nodded perfunctorily, and then said: "Everything is decided by the empress!"

At this time, the queen mother will smile again and deal with various matters reported by the fairy gods.

After everything was dealt with, and no god came forward to report again, the Jade Emperor seemed to see Yang Jian just now, opened his eyes and smiled and said, "Oh, Judicial God, you are back?"

Yang Jian stepped forward, clasped his fists, and said, "Your Majesty, I have completed my mission and returned! I am about to report to Your Majesty!"

"Just come back, and you don't need to tell me!"

The Jade Emperor waved his hand casually, and said: "Then you just listen to your empress' arrangement!"

"promise!"

Yang Jian clasped his fists and looked in the direction of the Queen Mother. He knew that this was not the time to speak. Just as he stepped aside, there was a sudden noise from outside the hall, as if the heavenly soldiers guarding the gate were preventing someone from entering. .

All the gods looked over, and soon they knew who was coming.

"Heaven and earth, I am respected, I am respected, the blue sky is blue, the blood is flowing, listening to music, blowing the wind, what a beautiful world!"

"Hey! Who's here, don't hurry up and report your name to Grandpa!"

"Grandpa, I'm Yuhuan, don't you know me?"

"Yuhuan, which Yuhuan are you?"

"I, I, I am that Yuhuan!"

The person who came was dressed in a pink robe, a little crazy, babbling nonsense in his mouth, one sentence from the left and one sentence from the right, which couldn't be reached.

But looking at the figure that suddenly barged in, all the immortals and gods sighed and recognized it.

"Northern Xuanshang Yuhuan Tianzun!"

(End of this chapter)