I really want to pounce

Chapter 83 Wolong Help Me!

With the simple greeting of "happiness and peace", the group fell into silence.

It works better than editor-in-chief Styx talking.

Only a quick-witted brother Yan said: "Group status -1!"

Then no one repeats.

Embarrassed.

Now it's all right, the group status is indeed -1, because no one has followed suit.

Everyone was a little bit upset.

Who are you!I pretend to be aggressive when I come up, and I look forward to ordering a book!
Have you ever written a book?
Do you know how difficult it is to order 500 averages!
Everyone was brewing emotions, thinking about how to teach this newcomer to respect the seniors in words and deeds.

Look at that classmate who is 'wonting numb', he is also a newcomer, how humble, he has been listening to the teachings of the gangsters.

Don't dare to talk back no matter what you say.

Answer with great respect: "Ah, yes, yes, yes!" to show that you have been listening carefully.

Look at this attitude!

Between the two, a judgment is made!
Contrary to the displeasure of other group friends, Pu Jie's eyes lit up!
There's something about this middle school atmosphere, this arrogant tone, this cool way of entering the venue!

He dived silently, ready to observe whether it was the Wolong he was looking for.

Now, if you want to sell a book, you can't rely on yourself, you have to use some external force!
At this time, the most irritable 'Wan' in the group spoke: "Editor, why are there so many authors who don't know the so-called so-called writers here today? Could it be the great writers who came to our second group? (#咞眼笑*3) "

Yeying Lianji, who had just been ran away by milk, couldn't help erupting: "Which big guy's vest is this?"

All the friends were shocked!
That's right, he's so crazy, maybe he's really a boss, and he's here to have fun with the people in the ordinary author group.

What if I went out to educate and kicked the iron plate!
Not everyone is a writer who rushes to the street like "Win the numb".

Everyone silently deleted some of the edited messages, so we had to test it out first.

"Brother Ji is still capable! I almost thought I was a newcomer!"

"Chicken haunts, lick!"

"If it's a boss, Brother Ji must know him, after all, he belongs to the boutique group."

Ping An is a blessing (Mengxin, I hope I can order thousands of books): "What a vest, I signed a contract with Qidian for the first time, and now I am a LV1 writer."

The others breathed a sigh of relief, as long as it's not a boss
Samoye: "Isn't it really a big guy fishing?"

Ping An is a blessing: "Why lie to you, I Ping An is aboveboard and never tells lies, but don't underestimate me. Today I am a Lv1 writer, and next year I will be a Lv5 writer."

Yeying Lianji: "Hehe~ Brother, then you are a little bit pretending."

The group of friends understood at once.

Two force young people!
The first waste of the group: "Oh? What kind of work is this big guy writing? Let me worship and see what kind of masterpiece can hit Lv5 in a year."

Safety is a blessing: "I can't talk about the work now, I will tell you when it is a high-quality work."

Xiao Zhou: "Pfft! A masterpiece? Do you know how difficult it is to be a masterpiece? The first book signed is to be a masterpiece. I really don't know if you are pretending to be stupid or you are really stupid."

Safety is a blessing: "Exquisite products? Doesn't it just suffice if you have a hand? I will be a boutique when I put it on the shelf, and the boutique is just the beginning. I want a million subscriptions and I will directly enshrine the gods."

Hui Yao Specter: "I feel like this is fishing. It's impossible for a normal person to talk like this?"

Goose who can tell stories: "Isn't this f*cking too blunt for fishing? Put the hook into someone's mouth to catch?"

Xiao Ming: "Brother, are you interested in playing opposite Batman in Gotham City?"

Ping An is a blessing: "I never go fishing in Ping An. If I say ten thousand orders, I will make ten thousand orders. You are ready to watch me kill all directions. By the way, is the Ye Ying Lian Ji you licked just now the most powerful in the group? If he steps under his feet, you will know who is the most hanged in the group."

Stomach hurts: "Speaking of which, this is a pure dick, even if he is a fisherman, he is still a dick, why bother with him."

Magic Conch: "Aside from the facts, is it possible that he is a genius? (#狗头)"

"If you put aside the facts, then I'm still the trumpet of Pu Ding, the king of new media! I also earn 200 million yuan a month!"

"Hahaha! This is interesting."

"Absolutely! Now you don't envy the great author, but you start to envy Pu Ding, right?"

"Hehe, the author of the great god is just amused. To be honest, the income from manuscript fees depends on the king of new media!"

Peace is a blessing: "But I'm really a genius, not everyone can be as strong as me."

The unsealed code: "How old are you?"

Peace is a blessing: "23."

The unsealed code: "Okay, just graduated from college, right? Do you feel like you can do anything? You are a man of destiny, you look down on anyone, don't you? It has never been the most special one, and the same is true for online articles. You can understand after reading two books, but it’s okay if you can sign a contract, at least you have the ability to eat this bowl of rice. Let me give you a goal. First write a 500 average subscription and become Let’s talk about a real flutter.”

Brother Xiaoyan: "The God of the Secret Code spoke well!"

Xiao Zhou: "The God of Secret Code is still very pertinent."

Confused: "Young and energetic, everyone can understand, but pretend to be so strong that you have achieved results, and then pretend that you will find that the clown is yourself."

When everyone thinks that peace is a blessing, this newcomer has been ashamed by them.

Peace is a blessing: "I understand, you are all old people who don't understand the gold content of a genius, that's right, whoever wants to give me a chapter of a new book, you can add me as a friend, and I will return it to you when I go to Sanjiang."

Unsealed secret tome: "."

Xiao Zhou:"."

confused:"."

In the group, the atmosphere froze again.

Uncle Tian is going crazy!

At such a wonderful moment, he was actually banned! ! !
Didn't this kill him, the dragon king?
Crazy sent a message to Styx: "Boss, unmute me quickly, I can't help but go to the line with him!"

"Hurry up, I can't hold back!"

"He's so pretentious!"

Styx looked at the news in the group, and his face twitched. This newcomer is a bit crazy.

He had read the information about this newcomer, and it was the first time he had signed a contract with Qidian, not the vest of other old authors.

Qidian has internal data that can be checked, and it can be judged whether it is a vest of an old author through the author's ID card, mobile phone number, email address, and common IP.

Many people only know the first three, and start new books with someone else's account, but they don't know that your common IP has exposed the fact that you are an old author.

But this is not a big problem. Who hasn't done it before changing the vest!
After cutting so many books, if you don’t change your vest, you will be chased and chopped by readers
His character has been ruined, and he will be a noble author again if he changes his vest.

Testimonials of the new vest: This book is not an eunuch, I, Huang, and the author of the eunuch are at odds!
Readers who don't know the truth: "It's really good, such a moral author is rare."

For a while, the comment area was full of joy, and the friendly and harmonious atmosphere lasted until the day when the book was cut.

The author's single chapter: "Fuck, my family won 500 million, write a book about P, ​​eunuch!"

When a group of readers are looking for the address with their knives in hand, they change their vests and continue to work on the new book.

Styx: "There must be harmony in the group, don't always think about laning and laning every day, and spend more time on the list to improve your writing skills!"

(Uncle Tian has been unmuted by administrator Ming He.)
Uncle Tian: "Understood! When I finish the match with him, I'll go to check the list all night!"

Uncle Tian joined the battle, and the group was filled with joy.

Peace is a blessing, like a clown to be teased by everyone.

Pu Jie was about to laugh out loud!

"It's him!"

"The Wolong I'm looking for is definitely him!"

"I dare not mention the name of the new book, because I am afraid that others will find out that my writing is bad, my grades are poor, and I will be sprayed when the time comes;"

"He repeatedly emphasizes that he is a genius, and promotes himself by belittling others. From this point of view, he lacks social experience, and the content he writes must not be deep;"

"The last one is the funniest! I pretended to be aggressive, and I wanted to push other people's chapters. I guess I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to even test the waters without the help of others!"

"A second-year middle school youth who has no strength and likes to pretend to be aggressive, he will attack whoever he doesn't!"

The whole Ping An is a blessing can be said to be a combination of all the characteristics of rushing to the street. If he writes a book according to his thinking, he will definitely be able to rush to grandma's house!
Wolong help me!

Winning: "@平安是福(Mengxin, I hope you can order ten thousand books), boss, I think you are a real genius, can you teach me how to write a book?"

All the friends: "???"

The two newcomers who came today are so weird!
　There will be more in a while.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)