I really want to pounce

Chapter 480 Stay Away From Your Hua Country Friends

Time is slowly flowing, and the Internet is surging.

A week later.

Xiao Yu, a beautiful young white-collar worker.

When I checked the latest game recommendation on Douyin, I found a strange Metaverse game called: DYChat.

VR online chat room.

It's interesting to listen to the introduction.

She happened to have a brand new set of VR equipment given by the dog last time, so she took it with her and cut it into cubes a few times.

The reason is because she was using Douyin and saw someone wearing VR glasses and cutting cubes and said, "So handsome, I like it so much!"

Then the next day, Licking Dog sent her downstairs with a big bag of things.

Xiaoyu readily accepted, and rewarded Licking Dog with a dinner and a movie treat. During the period, he said a few ambiguous words, and Licking Dog's cow raised his head for a long time.

One sentence in the evening. I have to go home on time, and my mother won't let me play too late, so it's over.

Licking the dog also kept praising her as a good girl.

Of course he didn't know that he still had two bar rounds tonight, and it was open to play over there, so he couldn't bring innocent licking dogs there.

There is no way, the little licking dog is easy to deceive.

But recently, Xiaoyu feels that life is a bit boring.

The men who chat with her every day are only thinking about the crotch.
Responding to an old saying: If you are not beautiful, I can chat with you about quantum mechanics, but...if you are good-looking, I just want to sleep with you.

Xiaoyu is a very good-looking girl, and all the boys around want to sleep with her.

Although she is comfortable with this kind of social interaction, she is a little bored and has lost the pure feeling of chatting. The same is true in the game. When she plays League of Legends, every time she mics with others, she changes from 4 teammates to 4 licks. dog.

After playing a game, four messages:
"What time do you usually go online, and I'll come too, and I'll take you with you when you play games next time."

"Are you CP? I'm Yasuo Thief 6!"

"Sister, your voice is beautiful. If possible, can you add a WeChat account? It doesn't matter if it's inconvenient, don't worry about my feelings"

"What kind of skin do you like? Tell me, I will give it to you, and we will play together every day, and I will give you a skin every day."

Compared with reality, the boys in the game lick so much that it is outrageous!

Gouging up B prices happens every day!

Xiaoyu was numb from licking, and even playing games was boring.

So, when she swiped a new game DYChat recommended by a game blogger from Douyin, she felt that this strange social chat space might be a bit normal.

She is not a female boxer, on the contrary, she still feels that the boys now live a little too humble.

After the download is complete, enter the game.

After choosing a Two-dimensional little sister model, she entered the first chat room on the list: the initial space.

It's all new here, with system guidance, you can get a little familiar with basic operations.

"Well, although the pixels of the picture are not high, the two-dimensional style of painting is quite good, and it is quite comfortable."

It's an official picture after all.

Then, before she was familiar with the operation, her eyes suddenly went dark.

A large penguin stood in front of her.

An English name on the top of the head: Kitto
"Mud worm picking coins?"

"Mud worm picking coins?"

"Mud worm picking coins?"

"Bugs pick coins, bugs pick coins, bugs pick coins!"

Xiaoyu: "?"

This half-baked mandarin made people confused.

"What is a bug coin?"

Seeing that she didn't answer immediately, Penguin took out an AK47 from behind and shot into the sky, shooting out gold coins one by one.

"Pick coins! Give me money! Give me money! Money!"

The penguin circled around her, muttering these words over and over again.

Xiaoyu finally understood what he was talking about after looking at the image, the gold coins and the thick translation accent.

"You are asking me if I want to recharge Q coins, right?"

"Yeyeye! Worm picking coins!"

"Uh, then I'll recharge?" Xiaoyu said with a black face. At the beginning, a foreign penguin blocked the way and asked to recharge Q coins. It's a bit abstract.

And she hadn't heard that this game can also charge Q coins, and it's not a game under Penguin.

She casually used the special effect of "throwing coins" in the game to throw out a bunch of banknote models.

After the big penguin saw it, he cheered and left, holding his gun to find the next newcomer.

The entire novice guidance space has been resounding with lame sentences:
"Mud worm picking coins?"

Moreover, while she was watching, a few foreign penguins came from nowhere, chasing people around to recharge Q coins.

"What is this... a ghost game."

She got a little familiar with the operation, it was very simple, then she exited the guidance hall and found a room that looked a little more normal: the witch's backyard.

"It sounds like a place where Two-dimensional gathers."

After entering, the yard is full of people, all kinds of noise, as if in a park.

As soon as she entered, a little bear came running over: "I'm Nantong! I'm Nantong!"

Still bad Chinese.

Xiaoyu: "."

Fall into gay den?

Seeing that she was silent, Little Bear continued to wave his hands and asked, "Are you Nan Tong? I am Nan Tong!"

Xiaoyu: ".I'm not Nantong, can you... stay away from me?"

Little Bear seemed a little surprised, and immediately asked in English, "Do you speak English?"

Xiaoyu: "A little bit."

"What do you mean by what I just said?"

"You're gay."

Bear: "."

He covered his face: "Oh my god! Fuck!"

"Just now a Chinese person told me that this is the way to greet new friends. I have already told no less than 10 Chinese people. Fuck! I said why I couldn't make friends all morning!"

Xiaoyu's face was black.

You tell people everywhere that you are a boy, it's no wonder you can make friends!

wrong!

If you can make friends. Even more strange!
"It's okay, don't say this in the future, you should say 'Ni Hao~' (Chinese) when you see someone"

After she taught the foreign bear several times, she finally corrected his way of greeting.

Xiaoxiong said gratefully in another Chinese he knew: "Thank you so much!"

Xiaoyu: "."

"Thank you so much, you're so fucking awesome!"

Xiaoyu: "."

As soon as she covered her face, she immediately understood: "Is this what your Huaguo friend taught you?"

Little Bear said in English: "Is there a problem with this sentence?"

Xiaoyu patted it on the shoulder: "Stay away from your Huaguo friends."

What are you learning!

These people who teach foreigners are too heartless!
She walked a few steps in the room, and many foreign Two-dimensional people (animals/plants) who were half-versed in Chinese all ran over to show off the Chinese they had learned enthusiastically.

"Hi, I'm Shabi, are you a dog?"

Xiaoyu: ".I'm not."

"That's what dogs say."

"Single dog cow bee!"

The entire chat room is filled with all kinds of half-baked national quintessence, which is very abstract.

Xiaoyu sighed: "What did you export to foreign culture?"

"Stay far away from your Huaguo friends!"

Then a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, which was accurately captured by the VR equipment and reflected on her VR model.

A little girl next to her jumped up happily after seeing it, and asked in English: "Hello, I'm Hina, Korean, can you teach me Chinese? I want to play with friends from Huaguo."

The corner of Xiaoyu's mouth curled up slightly: "Okay~ follow me. I~ am~jing~shen~little~sister~"

"I~ Department~Jin~Xin~Xiao~Men'er~"

At this time, a statue with a lamp next to it slightly moved the hole to point at Xiaoyu and Hina.

In a low-cost rental house in Kyoto, an older young man was eating instant noodles and looking at the recorded material on the computer, his eyes sparkled.

"This time... I can definitely catch fire!"

　This is an update for "Daytime", and there are more in the morning

　　
　
(End of this chapter)