I really want to pounce

Chapter 34 There are always some people who are smart

The so-called three golden chapters of online literature.

It refers to a writing method in which online novels use the first three chapters to show the selling points of the book, attract target readers, and then induce them to continue reading.

Enduring in the web industry.

Because the reader's attention span is limited, if you don't see what you like within three chapters, you'll swipe away and find the next book.

For newcomers, the three golden chapters are especially important.

On the contrary, the Great God doesn't need to care too much.

Because he is a great god, readers have a higher tolerance for him and higher expectations, so they can accept the foreshadowing at the beginning and continue reading.

Pu Jie knew this truth.

Therefore, when he creates, he will also unconsciously use the techniques of the three golden chapters.

However, since he intends to collect system subsidies, Pu Jie will change the three golden chapters into the three chapters of shit, so that readers will die of poison directly after reading it.

"The first two chapters have been completed, and the most critical Chapter 3 must ensure that it perfectly avoids the advantages of the previous book and completely screens out readers."

"The characters can't be so simple, give me more complexity! Although the plot is written in this way, it is a bit poisonous, but what if readers who satisfy certain special hobbies should do? Chapter 3 also screens out this part!"

"If the protagonist's image is made a little more scumbag, it will be perfect so that others can't substitute at all."

Pu Jiewen's thoughts collapsed like shit, and he blew thousands of miles away.

"Key here!"

Quick code word ing.

【Chapter 3: Deception】

【.】

[Liu Ergou followed Huzi to his house. Huzi's daughter-in-law is delicate and beautiful. Everyone in the village said that Huzi married such a pretty wife only after the smoke was rising from his ancestral grave. 】

【"Ergou is here, sit down, my sister-in-law will cook another dish for you"】

【"Come on, daughter-in-law, Ergou came to our house today, I'm happy, let's have a drink together"】

【.】

【"Ah~ I'm a little dizzy, Huzi, drink with Ergou, I'll take a rest first"】

【"Ergou, you can go in later, I'll go out for a walk, I'll leave my brother's affairs to you, it's all up to you, God, to heal the sick and save people!"】

[Huzi after going out, has a sinister smile on his face. 】

【.】

【"Boom boom~"】

【"Open the door, open the door! Who's inside!"】

[There was a hasty knock on the door, the voices of Huzi and several men talking outside, Liu Ergou suddenly woke up from the wine! 】

[Zhang Qian next to him is also sitting cross-legged on the side, with a sneer on his face. 】

["I'll let you go after signing this IOU, or I'll break your leg today, and let everyone in the village know that you, Liu Ergou, are a hooligan who takes advantage of others when you're sick. Who will dare to find you in the future? Are you seeing a doctor? There are people from the village outside!"]

【"3000 yuan?"】

【Liu Ergou's head buzzed and he woke up, pointing at Zhang Qian and yelling. 】

【"Fuck, you two partnered to cheat labor?"】

【"Snapped!"】

[Zhang Qian hadn't reacted yet, she received a slap on the face and was knocked over on the bed. 】

【"You are not benevolent, don't blame labor and capital for being unjust!"】

【.】

"Well, yes!"

After Chapter 3 was finished, Pu Jie felt that it was all right.

This chapter directly gives a two-level reversal of the honest and honest tiger image.

The two seemingly honest on the surface are actually playing fairy dance, and the two old silver coins want to cheat Liu Ergou hard.

"Now, who said that the characters I made are simple and clear? The talents in the village are complicated! You were a good brother last second, and you will be sold out when you turn around."

"Liu Ergou is not a good guy either. He is also a ruthless rascal. Not only did he not suffer, but he also made Huzi and his wife suffer from being dumb. They ruined their reputations in the village and made a complete enmity. Then If you come down, you will be able to drink a few more chapters.”

"Hahaha, readers who thought they could see some plot will definitely be disappointed. There is nothing, so what a f*cking fairy dance."

Pu Jie could already guess how these readers scolded him.

"After working for a long time, you just show me this???"

In this way, even a small number of readers with special hobbies were expelled.

After the third chapter of "Hey Shit", everyone will be poisoned to death!

perfect!

After Pu Jie finished writing three chapters, he was about to upload them directly to the platform when he suddenly had an idea.

"Here at Qidian, I already have a little bit of fame, and it's only been more than a week since I finished the book last time. If I publish the book now, there will definitely be readers who remember it, and maybe they will join in the fun and read it."

This is the advantage of old authors, who naturally have a reader base.

"Why don't you change your pen name and write on another website? This way you can start from 0, maybe you can't even pass the draft, just gg!"

The more Pu Jie thought about it, the more reliable he became, and then he started to register a writer account on Hengshou Chinese.com.

However, as soon as he filled in two words, he received a warning from the system.

This is a system violation.

The system does not allow changing the website and author’s name without reason, which is considered to be intentionally bad.

"Depend on!"

Unable to take advantage of the system's loopholes, Pu Jie could only honestly send it to Qidian's account.

"It's not a big problem. Even if I sign the contract for the sake of this book, I won't be able to get up, because no one understands it better than me. Let's enlighten the readers."

"At this time, the editors should be on vacation soon, so it must be too late to recommend me. When they come back from vacation, I have more than 10 words. I will directly apply for listing on the 3.1st. I can't get a single recommendation. The book has not been exposed, let alone subscribed"

Pu Jie made a time difference.

Other authors are trying their best to avoid the time gap when the editor cannot work, so as to prevent their works from not being exposed before and after the Spring Festival and causing sudden death.

Pu Jie is different, what he wants is this opportunity.

"Country Scoundrel Doctor", released!

"If nothing else happens, after 5 months, I will get an asset of 270 million, so I can get rid of poverty and live a rich and handsome life!"

Start headquarters.

The editors have just finished their last plenary meeting of the year.

Arranged some things during the Spring Festival to ensure that the website will continue to operate after everyone is on holiday.

Especially these days, the work recommendation positions have been arranged two weeks in advance.

The second group editorial office.

Xiaoxing sat in front of the computer and began to review the submissions in the mailbox as usual.

With the popularity of "The Dragon King of the City's Son-in-Law", Xiaoxing's title of editor has also been noticed by many authors.

Many authors who want to get a piece of the new media channel have started to find Xiaoxing to contribute.

I want to take a look at Xiaoxing's lucky aura.

In their view, Xiaoxing must have his unique way to bring out such a high-selling book, and he must have given Pu Ding a lot of advice.

Therefore, the manuscripts that Xiaoxing received most were God of War, Dragon King, and Long Shuai.

I've been pissing him off lately.

Suppressing the discomfort, I screened again, and signed a few high-quality books.

The rest are swept into the trash.

"Hey, the spirit of following the trend is serious! There is no literati style at all! It's all in the eyes of money!"

He still has two recommendation positions during the Spring Festival that have just been screened out, and he is going to find two books with good data and a lot of updates.

Suddenly, he saw the background system prompting that his author had opened a new book.

"Huh? Which old author doesn't tell me in advance when he opens a book, opening a book during the Spring Festival? So confident? Don't want to recommend it?"

He was a little displeased, because in this case, he would not be able to help a book reasonably plan and update the word count and rank recommendations, which would be detrimental to the author's performance of the book.

"There are always some people who pretend to be smart!"

(End of this chapter)