Under Xiaozhi, what are you doing?

Chapter 1 My name is Xiaozhi, I'm an anchor

Somewhere in Shanghai, a young man wearing blue and white short-sleeves and straight black hair sat in front of the computer and explained with relish.

"Let's take a look, this is already the semi-final of the Sinnoh Regional Suzuran Tournament!"

"The opponents are Shinji and Dakoto."

Another computer screen began to pop up some barrage.

"Come here, the meal is ready."

"Hahahaha~"

"I went to Brother Zhi on time today, tears in my eyes."

"Brother Zhi, I heard that you are a boy, is it true?"

That's right, Xiaozhi is an anchor, and he is also an anchor who specializes in explaining various Pokémon competitions.

Although they have the same name and surname as some silly thing, they are completely different.

Xiaozhi is an authentic time traveler, and he traveled to a world where Blue Star and Pokémon merged.

His initial elf is not Pikachu, but a tortoise.

It's a pity that his initial elf ran away for some reason, and he has not become a real trainer at this age.

It's a bit miserable.

Fortunately, because of the time traveler, his Pokémon professionalism is not bad. With his extraordinary ability to comment on games in various regions on the Internet, he has gained a lot of popularity, and his fans have accumulated over one million in a few years.

At [-] o'clock this afternoon, Xiaozhi went online on time as usual, and began to explain the game of the Sinnoh Regional League Conference.

"Dakdo, I think, should be the strongest trainer known in this conference so far! He reached the semi-finals with only one Darkley."

"And when he was fighting gymnasiums, he was also pierced by a Darkrai. One gymnasium took 3 minutes, and eight gymnasiums didn't take half an hour."

"This is too scary, maybe Sister Bai Cai didn't come at this speed."

The barrage began to use "Shen Beast Boy" all over the place. This title was Xiaozhi's nickname for Dakdo in the previous commentary competition.

Darkrai is a legendary Pokémon of fantasy, and the black hole in one hand is a banned move in online games.

In reality, it is naturally more exaggerated.

Xiao Zhi thought that fortunately the world line has changed, and if it is in the original world, it is not Shinji who goes up to get beaten, but me.

"Shinji can only say that he was unlucky to meet him! It would be better if he met him in the final, and he can get a runner-up."

"The milk is up, the milk is up."

"My youth was spent watching Brother Zhi's poisoned milk."

"It reminds me of the last time I wore three names."

"What can the green caterpillar do? It can't do anything! The power grid is empty."

The barrage made fun of Xiaozhi's poisonous pacifier.

Because it was in the commentary of a certain game before.

A contestant who had only one Riolu left was forcefully raped by Xiaozhi, and he completed the feat of one penetration and three, which also became one of Xiaozhi's black history.

"You, Leolu, can still beat me, King Yanwu?"

"Give you [-] lives, you can't take it, eat me and charge!"

"Fuck! This can also be missed!"

"Don't panic, I'll give you another shoulder throw."

"Nani! Riolu hasn't fallen yet."

"Leolu used Fa Jin, and King Yanwu fell! (Sad voice)"

……

"Ahem, I'm not talking nonsense this time. There is really a big gap between this Dakoto and Shinji."

"We can only expect Shinji to show his level and style in the game!"

"Let's take a look at the starters of both sides. Dakdo has nothing to say, so Dakley will start."

"So what about Shinji's side! Oh, Shinji's side will start the Dragon King Scorpion first."

"Dragon King Scorpion has good resistance to Darkrai's evil-type attacks and super-power-type dream-eating. In addition, the insect skills that are not of this type can restrain the evil type. This is indeed a good choice."

"But the Dragon King Scorpion doesn't have much right to take a shot against Darkley! Darkley's speed is very fast."

On the computer screen, Shinji in black and purple clothes and the wavy-headed beastman threw the poke ball at the same time.

Darkley and Dragon King Scorpion appeared on the green grass.

"Dragon King Scorpion directly used a missile needle that is not of its own type, trying to achieve an outstanding effect."

"Darkley didn't hesitate at all, the freezing beam sent all the missile needles flying."

"Looking at Darkley, you know how to freeze beams of light! Didn't Sister Baicai's earth dragon be instantly killed when the freezing beam went down?"

Xiaozhi explained with a smile, but the barrage exploded.

"Bamboo orchid will kill the beast man!"

"I advise brother Zhi to keep his words to himself, otherwise sister Zhulan will come to your house today."

"Zhulan: Are you polite?"

"It's bad, if Zhulan hears this, brother Zhi will definitely be bitten by Lu Shalong's dive."

"It's reasonable, the champion is much higher level than these trainers, and Darkley may not be the opponent of the champion."

"Jokes are not nonsense."

As a big sister with a beautiful voice and sweet voice, Zhulan, the champion of Sinnoh, also has super strength. I don’t know how many young practitioners are the goddess in their hearts.

At this time, Xiaozhi used Zhulan as an example, which naturally aroused the dissatisfaction of some audience members.

But in fact, the relationship between Xiaozhi and Zhulan is not bad, and more bullet screens are just teasing between the two friends.

"Okay, the skills of the two sides exchanged a wave of each other, and then Darkrai used the black hole!"

On the grass field, the floating Darkley clasped his hands together, and the jet-black ball with a purple border was thrown on Dragon King Scorpion.

"The black hole has an 80.00% chance of hypnosis! Let's take a look, ok, if you hit the reminder, the Dragon King Scorpion is gone."

"I don't know if this Shinji brought Muziguo. Muziguo can relieve sleep. If it is, I should bring Muziguo in advance."

"It seems that I didn't bring it. Here, Darkley uses the wave of evil, and doesn't use the dream-eating super energy system, because the super energy system is useless against the Dragon King Scorpion!"

"But the dragon king scorpion of the evil type is also resistant, so there should be no harm."

boom!
As soon as Xiaozhi finished speaking, the black light beam hit the Dragon King Scorpion, directly blasting it into the air, making circles.

""Shouldn't Harm""

"Shinji: Brother Zhi, don't give a fuck, you're on the opposite side!"

"Little Zhi, you have done all kinds of bad things!"

"Dragon King Scorpion is crying, it won't do any harm!"

at the same time
"Oh! It seems that the special defense of the Dragon King Scorpion is still a bit low."

"If you want me to say that Shinji Dragon King Scorpion is not good at playing, it's okay to take Muzi for nothing, but now he's better and he's killed by others."

Having said this, Xiaozhi roared loudly.

"Will this Shinji know how to play Dragon King Scorpion? If you don't know how to play, then don't play. Even if you have superior attributes, you can be killed in seconds, shame on you!"

The barrage began to joke when he heard his words.

"I'm super, Mr. Keyboard King Zhi."

"No one knows Pokémon better than me"

""If you can't play, don't play""

"Why are you yelling so loudly!"

"Hahahaha-"

"Shinji: Xiaozhi, I'm sorry for your fairy."

Looking at the barrage, Xiaozhi took a sip of water calmly: "We can see that Shinji's face on the screen is very ugly."

"Audiences who are familiar with Shinji's character should be able to guess what he is talking about now."

Having said that, Xiaozhi imitated Shinji's accent.

"Come back! Useless stuff. Next, prepare to fight!"

　It’s from next door, it’s not considered a newcomer, the hand speed is guaranteed, and the update is stable every day, please collect it! ! ! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)