Become a demon, I want to complete your commission

Chapter 232 Donor, if you continue to do this, the Buddha will not bless you

"Namo Chuguang... This little monk is not talented. What I believe in is that Namo has accomplished everything in the world according to the Buddha of the Mountain King Tathagata, and is of the same lineage as the Giant Vehicle Buddha, and Namo Chuguang Giant Vehicle Buddha."

Su Xuanzang didn't care at all about the roundabout teasing of the passers-by A and the soldiers B.

In the vast sea of ​​emptiness, entrusting the world one by one, who doesn't know that Mr. Su can not only open his mind, but also open his heart?

As long as you can become his client, he will happily complete the commission for you (●°u°●)”!
How can the words of these few passers-by shake Daoist Su Daoxin?
He only performed a Buddha ceremony to them briefly, and then honestly explained his origin.

Su Yuan's expression was dry, without acting skills, full of emotion.

"Mountain King Buddha?"

"Giant Vehicle First Light Buddha?"

"I've never heard of it!"

In the corner of the Baiyu Square of Jingnian Temple, the big guys looked around, but they had never heard of the names of these Buddhas, so they all felt very embarrassed.

Where did this wild monk come from, and where did he worship the wild Buddha?
And could it be that he was roasted on the fire by a demon monk... right!

"Blessing benefactors, if you continue to do this, the Buddha will not bless you..." Su Yuan squinted at the passers-by, which was very meaningful.

One thing to say, everyone said that the abbot on Lingshan was narrow-minded.But where is that big-hearted person on Mount Sumeru?

Of course, there are countless living beings in the virtual sea. Although the Buddha has heavenly ears to hear the voices of all phenomena, he still can't afford to listen to the fragmentary words of those insects.

But as the saying goes, you are not afraid of bad things, but you are afraid of bad people.

Su Daguan was personally shaved by the abbot on Mount Sumeru. He is a real disciple of the Mountain King Buddha, a lackey under his tent, and a future double-flower red stick from the lineage of Mount Sumeru.

This... to speak ill of the Mountain King Buddha in front of him is to think that death is not fast enough.

There are so many senior officials in Su, even if it is for the face of the party and the country, they should be rewarded anyway...

But "retribution" is something for the future, Su Yuan can't stop talking now, no matter what she wants to find a few lucky ones.

"And brother, have you ever heard of one of the world's three great masters, Sanren Ning Daoqi, Cihang Jingzhai, and the stories that have to be told between Jingnian Temple?"

"Ok?"

"Well?"

"what?"

Everyone around Su Xuanzang, although they knew that in a Buddhist monastery, it really shouldn't be discussed passionately about the romantic affairs among monks, nuns, and Taoist priests.

But no one can resist this devilish temptation.

The leader of the righteous way among the world's martial arts, the number one in the white way, and one of the three great masters, which one of them is not famous, which one is not highly respected, which one is not glorious and righteous.

To choose the emperor for generations, and to be a real dragon for the people. If such a thing can be done, who else in Kyushu in the world can be stronger than the three of them together?
But the more this is the case, the constant cutting and confusion between the three, almost wearing a pair of trousers, everyone is like a kitten scratching their hearts, constantly attracting people to explore one or two.

Monks, nuns, and Taoist priests! !
What kind of sadomasochistic relationship, love-hate relationship, and love-hate relationship are there in the world to connect these three so closely?
Really, too shameless!
"Cough, cough, cough..." Su Yuan looked around excitedly, and coughed slightly, that condensed countless love and hatred, that could give birth to countless conspiracies and schemes, and that could be born in Qiong Yao's universe. There are at least eighty or ninety episodes of "Hey! Nun! How dare you snatch a bald donkey from the poor Taoist!"... blurted out immediately.

Suddenly, there was a deathly silence all around, and everyone was dumbfounded!
Everyone stared at the little monk's round head like a bead.

All of them thought to themselves: "What nonsense are you talking about! Could it be that you, a monk, are here to mess things up? Well, why are you going crazy!
Don't even think about it, if you say this, do you still expect to be able to crawl out of the Jingnian Temple alive?

Don't be afraid that those monks will become angry and beat you to death right here.

Moreover, if you say that the monk is a bald donkey, don't you also have a bald head?Such a round head, it's really a pity not to smash walnuts! "

"Boom~~"

Suddenly, a thick and delicate copper bell sounded from the copper hall in the middle of Baiyu Square, and spread in all directions, suppressing all the noise in Baiyu Square in an instant!

At this moment, the door of the Brass Hall opened.

From the copper hall, several people walked out gradually.

The headed monk, with his lips tightly closed and his face full of compassion, looked like an accomplished monk, as if he could burn relics.

Of course, it just looks like it. What if it burns out a kidney stone?
This is not impossible.

The woman on the left is carrying a color-empty sword, dressed in white snow, with skin like creamy fat, black hair like clouds, white jade feet, and illusory light all over her body, like a fairy who does not eat fireworks in the world, coming to the world to save the common people.

Looking at the whole body, even the nostrils of the woman with a sense of holiness, Su Yuan buttoned her nostrils calmly.

Although he was well prepared and premeditated, but the moment he saw this woman again, he still felt a burst of uneasiness from the bottom of his heart.

Isn't it just shining out.

It's no big deal.

I am a majestic demon god of time and space, my face and buttocks are shining brightly every day, and I haven't done anything about it!

You are such a dusty fairy, such a fairy, if you don't take a good look at it, wouldn't you lose your temperament in vain?

There is one thing to say, and it is only Su Daguan who is kind-hearted and doesn't see those dirty, despicable, and shameless things.

When the dual worldviews were merged before, only the world of "Jade Dynasty Comic Tiga" was selected.

Parallel worlds such as "Hypnotizing the Beauty of the Tang Dynasty", "Rebirth of the Bian*", "Rebirth of the Yang*", "The Husband and Son-in-Law of the Tang Dynasty", "Training the Great Tang Dynasty" and so on, were also held by Su Daguan at that time. Flash past...

"Hehehe..." Seemingly thinking of something, Su Yuan couldn't help rubbing his old hands like a fly.

After all, the world of "Shuanglong of the Tang Dynasty" is rich in beauties. If there are too many beauties, some weird, buttery, colorful parallel worlds can always be produced.

At that time, Su Daguan jumped out of Datang's timeline and worldline, and looked at those worldlines... He almost couldn't move his eyes away!

You, you use those things to test a demon god!

Which demon can't afford such a test?
Therefore, Su Daguan really coincided with the world line of the manga version of Dijia Patriarch with great Dao heart and perseverance.

Thinking about it now, if the bottom-level information of those "parallel worlds" I had previously overlapped with this world...

The world that appears in front of me now... Hehehe, it's really ~ so ~ good ~ to play ~!
Then, Su Yuan looked at the right side of the bald donkey.

Oh, it's a crooked butt, a slanted face, a stupid, dry old Taoist.

Nothing fancy.

(End of this chapter)