I'm just an ordinary Taoist priest

Chapter 167 Yang Lei
When the master and apprentice came out of the ground, the scene in front of them seemed to have been plowed dozens of times by hundreds of oxen.

As far as the eye can see, it is black and scorched, and the land rolls like continuous waves.

Even the qi in the air has faded a lot.

The old Taoist glanced at the intact Wu Gong residence: "It's not surprising. I was also wondering why the thunderstorms piled up and lingered. It turned out to be the reason."

He shook the dirt off his body and walked towards the house.

The tunnel was blocked by soil, and the two dug it out again.

Gu Yao followed behind him: "The people here use this method to live forever, so there is thunder and punishment. They can survive here because below is the golden talisman dojo of the Sanguan Great Emperor, and the inheritance of the immortals. So the thunder can't strike."

"Now that the things are taken away by us, they will be wiped out by Thunder. It should be like this."

Gu Yao guessed like this, walked into the room, and then froze.

"Did the old man eat Yu Liu alive?"

he said dryly.

There are still a few teeth marks on Yu Liu's remaining head.

The old man looked at the shivering old men, but he didn't want to get his eyes dirty, so he turned around and said, "Put that girl on your back and let's go."

"Don't kill them?"

Gu Yao was curious.

When he was speaking, those old men knelt on the ground and frantically nodded.

The old Taoist said as he walked: "For them, killing them like this is too cheap."

"Since they want to live forever, let them watch themselves grow old quickly. For a little lifespan, they are biting each other, devouring each other's flesh, and stealing a few days."

Walking, he suddenly turned around and pointed.

The few golden lights dispersed, Wu Gong's house was blown to pieces, and several earthen walls grew on the ground, enclosing them: "It's still like this, so as not to have any accidents."

"No light, no wind, no water, no sound, enough for them."

He put down his hand: "Let's go, it's a pity that Thunder is gone, we still have to find Tianlei."

The two jumped up the cliff, leaving the cave they had first entered.

Gu Yao said: "Old man, we may have found the wrong place."

"Huh? How is that possible?"

"Were you not there when I was talking?"

"Not here, my robe is dirty, I went to wash it."

Gu Yao was a little surprised: "You don't really eat that kind of meat, do you? It might be human flesh."

"It's human flesh, so I turned into a paper doll to eat, but I didn't expect that when the paper doll returned to its original shape, some pieces of rice and meat squeezed out of the paper belly and hit me."

"Well, that's how it is. There is another village called Qiyuan Village, where they used to live."

Gu Yao briefly talked about the Qiyuan Village.

"The source of the Five Qi River?"

The old Taoist fell into deep thought: "But the Wuqi River is an underground river, and it has been changing for so many years. Where can I find it?"

While the two were confused, the woman on Gu Yao's shoulder woke up.

"Daozhang, is this the underworld?"

"No, it's safe, I'll take you out."

The woman was a little out of her mind, Gu Yao put her down, comforted her briefly, and explained the situation.

"Forget about what happened there, they will never appear again."

"really?"

The woman grabbed Gu Yao's robe and said pitifully.

"Really, where is your home, we will take you back."

Feeling that the woman wanted to rely on him, Gu Yao withdrew his robe and returned to the old man.

"My home is in Qiyuan Village. Where is this place?"

Gu Yao and the old Taoist looked at each other: "Good people are rewarded."

After making a big circle, the woman finally recognized the way.

"Daoist, my name is Huang Xiaoxian, you can call me Xiaoxian."

The woman led the way and introduced herself.

Gu Yao responded: "Benefactor, is there any weird nursery rhyme in Qiyuan Village, and the weather is very strange?"

Huang Xiaoxian was a little surprised: "Master Taoist, have you also heard about the strange stories in our village?"

"Strange story? Is it famous?"

Gu Yao felt her joy, and looked at the old man.

Huang Xiaoxian smiled shyly: "This matter is a secret in our village, so we can't tell outsiders, but you two saved my life, so I won't keep it from you."

"Our Qiyuan village had immortals hundreds of years ago. At that time, there were many ghosts and ghosts in the mountains, so he built a stone statue of the Three Officials, and then set up a strange formation according to the stone statue."

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Immortal again
Gu Yao wanted to complain, is it true that Dazhou is full of immortals?

As she spoke, she was also a little uncertain: "It should be Qimen Formation. I can't remember the word clearly, but I just heard it from the village chief's grandfather."

"Because demons and ghosts are most afraid of thunder, this strange formation can attract thunder, protect us with thunder, and scare away demons."

"After a long time, this formation gradually became invalid. Now it can only be effective in autumn and winter. That is to say, it will start at this time and last until February next year."

"In this way, it just happens not to affect the farming in the village."

It turned out that the thunder that could not go away came from this way.
"What about nursery rhymes?"

Huang Xiaoxian smiled: "This winter, everyone also wants to earn some money, so I made up a nursery rhyme, let the children sing it, and then told people passing by that there is a big secret here, and of course the big secret is true. origin."

"Then curious people keep coming to our village to inquire about food, drink and housing, and they will even buy mountain products."

"I can sing it too. I'll sing it to you, Taoist Priest. Taoist priests like this nursery rhyme the most."

"You don't play with me, I play by myself, I dig children in the river,
Dig one, clap your hands,
Play two, carry the sedan chair,
Dig out three or four, swing on the swing together, and after swinging the red line, hold hands and leave the world~”

Gan. Isn't this the method of the Bermuda Triangle?
"There are so many talents in your village." Gu Yao held back these words.

He asked curiously: "Aren't you afraid of attracting people with ulterior motives if you do this?"

Huang Xiaoxian straightened her hair: "The people in our village are very powerful. Taoist priests may not be able to beat them, but they are very law-abiding, so there is no need to worry."

Gu Yao nodded, and suddenly remembered that Wu Gong and his group lived there until decades ago, and asked, "But, if you have been living in Qiyuan Village, you should know the group of people in Qiyuan Village, right? They haven't changed for so many years, you should be able to find out, right?"

Huang Xiaoxian's steps became heavy at once, and she muttered: "I know the old man, but I haven't seen him before, so I followed Yu Liu."

"Our village is very big. They used to live on the other side of the river. I heard from my grandfather that when he was young, that group of people was still there, but they didn't communicate very much, they were very closed, and then suddenly moved away within a few years. "

"After we moved away, we sent people back every few years, saying that we were well-off, and gave us some things, and then we were matchmakers for the men over there, and they gave us a lot of dowry."

Gu Yao nodded: "The ancestors actually knew each other, so you came here happily?"

"It's not that I'm happy. I'm so old and I'm not married yet. My father is also worried. It just so happens that Yu Liu came again and sent me there."

Gu Yao said: "Your father is also big-hearted. Isn't it surprising that the woman who married before never came back?"

"Every once in a while, some money and food are sent, and everyone doesn't think much about it. They just think that they have lived a good life and don't want to live in poverty anymore. Besides, who would have thought that the water splashed by a married daughter would be The neighbors used to be such monsters."

Huang Xiaoxian muttered.

Just chatting with her about Qiyuan Village all the way, stopping and stopping, finally heard the sound of thunder.

Incomparably clear, loud and magnificent thunder.

Tianlei is completely different from Qiyuan Village.

Seeing the shining thunder, Gu Yao and Lao Dao heaved a sigh of relief at the same time.

Finally nothing went wrong.

"By the way, where is the Five Qi River?"

Huang Xiaoxian rubbed her legs, sat on the ground, raised her finger and pointed at the thunder cloud: "Wuqi River comes out from the foot of the mountain, the village chief grandpa said that this river water is a gift from the water official emperor, it used to make people live longer Hundred years old."

Gu Yao looked up at the low mountain that was not high: "In the past?"

Huang Xiaoxian nodded: "Yes, I heard that a hundred years ago, drinking that river water could lead to a long life and prevent all diseases, but for a while, the river water suddenly became very smelly, and then slowly improved. . "

"My grandfather said that it took almost a few years to recover."

She stood up: "Go, Taoist priest, come to my house to rest today."

The three continued to get up.

The thundercloud looked close, but when we reached the village, it was dark again.

"Father, mother, village chief, I'm back~ woo woo woo!"

At the gate of Qiyuan Village, Huang Xiaoxian rushed into the village while galloping and howling.

"Father, mother, come out quickly, I almost lost my life, so what Qiyuan Village is full of monsters!"

She yelled in the village.

Soon, every house lit up, and a large group of people rushed out and started eating melons.

Huang Xiaoxian talked for about two sticks of incense, and all the villagers were filled with righteous indignation: "It's so, let's copy guys, go to them for an explanation."

"my daughter!"

"my sister!"

"Kill them!"

Amidst a burst of shouting, the strong men drew out their swords, spears, bows and arrows from all over the place, and they were so aggressive that they wanted Huang Xiaoxian to lead the way to Qiyuan Village.

Wude is fierce.

A drop of sweat appeared on Gu Yao's forehead unconsciously: "This is the village of bandits, right? Which normal village has these things?"

The old man said, "It's normal. How can a village settled in the mountains be ordinary?"

"That's true."

Huang Xiaoxian talked about the meeting again, informed that Qiyuan Village was gone, comforted everyone, and then introduced Gu Yao and the other two.

"Thank you, Daoist, for helping us avenge. If there is a request in the future, I will do my best. Even if we kill the emperor, we can do it!"

"That's it!"

Gu Yao: "."

In a burst of gratitude, the village head gave the two of them a clean and empty house to live in.

When the village became quiet again, with only the sound of thunder, the master and apprentice opened their eyes.

"Old man, go, steal mine!"

Gu Yao's eyes lit up: "Tianxinlei, it will be done tonight."

The old Taoist nodded, and the two sneaked out of the village and ran up the hill where the Wuqi River gushed out.

Seeing the thunder jumping above his head, the old Taoist asked Gu Yao to take off his shirt, took out the cinnabar, and drew a complicated pattern on his body: "You have memorized how to draw it. In the future, you will accept apprentices, and you will also draw for him."

Gu Yao clicked his tongue: "No, wait until I invite you down from the fairy world to draw for your grandson."

The old Taoist smiled slightly, then pursed his lips again: "You're talking nonsense."

After drawing the talisman, the old Taoist put away his things: "Remember, the mind and spirit are united, and you can't instinctively use the golden light spell to protect your body. This way, you must catch the thunder with your body, and operate according to the heart method of the five thunders, and lead the thunder into the five internal organs. , forming a thunder seed."

"This method is very dangerous, but you have cultivated for so many years, and your body is already perfect, so it should not be dangerous."

The old Taoist chattered endlessly, talking about various points of attention.

Gu Yao nodded repeatedly.

In the end, the old man withdrew a hundred feet away, and watched Gu Yao pointing at the sky: "Lei Lai!"

A stream of qi shot out from the body and rushed into the thunder cloud.

The next moment, a medium-sized lightning bolt pierced down from the air, and slammed into Gu Yao's body.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh"

Sour and refreshing pleasure.

Gu Yao was gone, and all Wu Leitian's thoughts were thrown behind his head.

When he came back to his senses, the thunder and lightning had already disappeared.

The old man pursed his lips: "No accident, let's see how long he will have fun."

"Oh oh oh ah ah."

"Ouch."

"woooooo"

By the time he finished training, two hours had passed.

Breathing out a puff of black smoke from his mouth, smoothing the exploding hair with both hands, Gu Yao came to the old Taoist in tattered trousers: "The Thunder Seed is flawless."

The old Taoist looked at it: "Is the body of Yuanyang still there?"

Gu Yao: "Of course."

"It's good if you're here, I'll send you another thunderbolt." The old man suddenly raised his hand, and a crimson lace appeared in his hand.

Although it was just a trace, the thunder was so hot that it made Gu Yao feel a little creepy.

He can't pick it up, he will die if he picks it up, his whole body is telling him to stay away from this red thunder.

"Old man, what is Yang Lei? Isn't there only Heaven and Earth Shui Long Jing. Bah, Water Dragon Club? Where did Yang Lei come from?"

The old Taoist stared at the thunder and lightning in his hand: "There are five elements of qi between the heaven and the earth, and above the five elements are yin and yang. This yang thunder is not among the five thunders. It is said to be thunder, but it is actually the energy of extreme yang."

"You asked me why I'm afraid of She Ling Lei. There are many ways, but they are all difficult. After thinking about it, it is this Yang Lei."

Saying that, without giving Gu Yao a chance to react, he slapped Gu Yao on the head.

Na Yang Lei sneaked into Gu Yao's Niwan Palace and curled up into a ball.

The old man's complexion suddenly turned pale: "Okay, this sun thunder has no other use, it's just for defending against social lightning or other spells that burn your heart and soul."

"But you have to pay attention, this sun thunder is condensed by me, after all, it is limited, and it will be possible to touch it when your yin spirit is perfect, so..."

Gu Yao supported the old Taoist: "I know, how did you become so weak when you stepped into the realm of the Yang God before the sun thunder was exhausted? Otherwise, you can take it back and tell me other methods, and I will try again."

The old Taoist cheered up and pushed him away: "Without him, it's just that I'm a little out of strength, just rest for a while, the sun thunder in your mind is formed by the qi I collected from the world in the past ten years, barely enough for you to use it for a hundred years .”

"Unless someone is fine and strikes you with lightning every day, if you meet such a person, just beat him to death."

Saying that, the old man let out another long breath: "Okay, go back to sleep, I need to rest too."

Gu Yao saw the old man shaking, and hurriedly supported him: "Old man, look at you, you can't push me anymore, it's alright, alright, don't let go of the master's demeanor, let's go, let's go."

　I said earlier that I didn’t have time to make it up today. I will remember that. Find a chance to make it up.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)