I'm just an ordinary Taoist priest

Chapter 139 Simon's Law is here again!Gone again!
Swinging on the tree for a long time, but already very experienced, Gu Yao didn't feel uncomfortable. Instead, he was held by the old Taoist, forcing him to use the Golden Light Curse to control his body to naturally emit qi to cut the rope.

"If you can do it, the practice of this step is basically completed. At that time, I will teach you the more difficult technique of divine sense."

"The art of divine thought?"

"Spells cast by the Yin God." The old man explained simply, "If I want to beat you, it would be an insult to me. Normally, if I give you a glare, you should be completely dead."

"This one glance is the art of divine thought."

Gu Yao blushed, but the golden light still couldn't shrink to this part of the wrist: "Is it so exaggerated?"

The old Taoist God sat on the stool comfortably: "Spiritual thoughts are said to be strong or not, but they are the best spells to rely on the strong to bully the weak. As long as I am stronger than you, unless you have the magical mechanism to protect the soul, it is basically impossible to counteract it." system."

"What about the Purifying Mantra?"

"The Purifying Mantra can naturally protect one or two, but that's all."

"Are there many spells like this?"

"Extremely rare. If you encounter one, ask about the origin first."

"Huh? Why?"

"Prevent people from getting too big behind their backs, and beat the young ones to the old ones."

Gu Yao agreed: "It makes sense, after all, it's a tradition for Daomen not to talk about martial arts."

"However, old man, are you talking to me on purpose, distracting me, and trying to hang me for a while?"

The old man didn't answer, just got up and went into the house.

After hanging like this for an unknown amount of time, the rope was tortured and finally broke.

"It's not a success either, it's purely because the gathering qi was accidentally broken. Judging from my progress, I'll have to do it hundreds of times before I can find the way. Otherwise, it's just a hang-up?"

Gu Yao rubbed his wrist, thinking deeply.

"Essentially speaking, this is just the control of Qi, can it be solved by cheating?"

If the human body is likened to a small blue ball, and the movement of qi is compared to an earthquake, then through this practice, the range of vibrations will be reduced from the original vast islands and mountains to a building, a road or even a tree.

As he was thinking about it, Wu Shuzhu led the Gu mother and ran up again.

"Gu Yao, let's go to Ximen's house."

Gu Yao came back to his senses and agreed immediately.

This was agreed yesterday, today I will go to see the high officials of Ximen, stop by to apologize, and then see if I can get a ride in his family's caravan.

If you can't, then you have to ask other people.

Gu Yao talked to the old Taoist, and yelled a few words of hope by the way, but she didn't respond, remembering that I didn't see her this morning, did she disappear again?
"Let's go first. I'm not sure what Xiyan is thinking since my mother-in-law hibernates."

Gu Yao touched his head, packed up his things, and walked down the mountain.

The mansion of the high official Ximen is in the middle of Qingshui County, not far from Jingyesi and the county government, and there is a lot of noise in front of the gate.

Outside Ximen's mansion, two rows of trees were planted, one with elms and the other with elms.

In order to plant these two rows of elms, Ximen's family paid a lot of money, mainly because the elms belonged to the "fortune tree".

The leaves of the elm tree are shaped like copper coins, and when the leaves fall, it looks like throwing money from a distance, so Ximen Mansion only planted two rows.

Of course, it is useless in practice, mainly because it increases the workload of the servants of Ximen's family.

And because the weather turned cold too early, the elm trees are now bare and ugly.

Wu Shuzhu suddenly said: "Gu Yao, I heard from my mother-in-law that the price of food has increased again recently."

Gu Yao squinted: "Huh? You still care about this?"

She was worried: "Do you think the price of vegetables in Luoyang will also rise, will it lead to an increase in housing prices, will it lead to riots by demons and ghosts, and eventually I will use up your spells on the way, and 500 taels of silver is not enough use? or not."

Gu Yao interrupted with a black face: "Why don't you say that the price of vegetables has risen and the rice grain is not enough, which has caused chaos in the world, and the rebel army rushed into Luoyang, and then you just picked up three houses for nothing?"

But having said that, Gu Yao still reminded himself.

The vicious god Yan Luo has a close relationship with him, the old Taoist knows, the boss knows, and the lord of the saint thief knows, so will they make up their own minds again?
The name of Yan Luo is also very mysterious.

Seeing Wu Shuzhu worrying behind him, Gu Yao couldn't help reminding the stupid woman: "The price of vegetables has risen recently because the weather has turned cold. It's because a fierce god appeared not far away."

"Luoyang is a hundred and eight thousand miles away from here. You can rest assured that the evil spirit will not affect those there."

"is it?"

She was skeptical, watching Gu Yao knock on the door of Ximen Mansion.

The one who opened the door was the housekeeper of Ximen's family, with wrinkled face, looking worried: "Little Daoist Gu, why are you here?"

Immediately, he was shocked: "Did you find out that there are evil spirits in our place?"

"Did you see that the young master is haunted by some grieving ghost?"

His tone was full of surprise.

Gu Yao was a little puzzled, and now he was running the technique of Tongyou, and after looking around, there was no problem.

"My friend had an awkward fight with Mr. Ximen before, and I brought her here to apologize. By the way, what you said just now, but what strange things happened in the house?"

The housekeeper became sluggish again, and said with a sad face: "About five days ago, the eldest son was kicked out of bed by his wife for the fourth time, and then he went crazy for some reason, smashing things at home all day, still muttering words, and had no intention of doing business."

He sighed while talking: "After all, Ximen's family became the richest man in Qingshui County, but in less than a month, they fell down again and were overtaken by Dongfang's family. It's really... Sigh."

Gu Yao glanced at Wu Shuzhu, who clapped his hands to show his innocence, and mouthed to indicate that Lover Gu would never get on top.

"Housekeeper, since that's the case, take me to see the official Ximen. If something really happened to him, it's really my fault, and I will do my best to make up for it."

Gu Yao was worried that he was kicked out by Mrs. Ximen, but the weather suddenly turned cold that night, and his brain froze.

That's the end, a broken brain is a terminal illness.

The two hurriedly followed the housekeeper to the backyard.

A group of maids and servants stood in the corridor surrounded by the well-rounded Mrs. Ximen, watching the dignitaries of Ximen in the yard throwing money with serious expressions.

Mrs. Ximen saw Gu Yao coming, and immediately said: "Little Daoist Gu, you came just in time, hurry up and see if Ximen Qing is pretending to be crazy!"

After taking a closer look at Ximen Qing, and finding nothing wrong, Gu Yao approached Ximen Qing.

He was concentrating on it, holding a pile of gold and silver, and some iron pieces in his hand, frowning, and carefully threw it on the ground.

"A senior official from Ximen?" Gu Yao was already walking very close, but he didn't notice it until Gu Yao made a sound, and he was startled and shivered.

"Little Daoist Gu, you scared me to death."

The things in his hands were smashed all over the ground. He squatted down and did a few push-ups before picking up everything.

"My lord, what are you doing?"

Gu Yao was a little surprised to see that his face was not red and he was not in a hurry.

Why does his body feel so much better than before?

Ximen Qing's face was solemn: "Master Daoist, I'm not afraid of being laughed at by you. To tell you the truth, I met Mrs. Wu with you that day. After I came back, I was like a demon."

"But after that, I was asked to get out of bed by my wife several times a night, and I discovered a few big secrets."

Seeing Gu Yao's cooperation, he let out a oh, he was very satisfied.

"Let me tell you, look at this movement, although it is very indecent." He lay down on the ground and did a push-up.

"But after doing it, I feel refreshed, I don't have any desires, and my head is much clearer, just like taking a cold shower."

"Doing it for a long time, my waist, legs and arms are all super good!"

As he spoke, he posed a pose, "This is my first big discovery, and I'm going to call it the Ximen getting out of bed pose."

"Also, one time after I was asked to get out of bed by my wife, I suddenly discovered that the sulfur ring, Mian bell, Mr. Jiao, and the porcelain she threw at me fell to the ground at the same time."

Gu Yao hurriedly interrupted: "You don't need to explain these secret matters to me so clearly."

Ximen Qing didn't care at all, and continued: "They weigh different sizes, but Madam smashed them at the same time, and they landed at almost the same time."

"I immediately climbed up to the roof and dropped two porcelains, and sure enough, they fell to the ground at the same time."

"Reminiscent of what I found before throwing things into the sky, they will inevitably hit the ground, and the flying birds will also stop on the ground to rest. Nothing can fly out of thin air."

blah blah blah.

He grabbed Gu Yao's hand: "I discovered a peerless secret that can overturn the world."

"During this period of time, I have been experimenting here every day. Sure enough, if there is no influence of the wind, they will all fall to the ground at the same time, even if the weight is different."

Gu Yao: "."

He broke free from Ximen Qing's hand and returned to Madam Ximen's side: "Madam, there is good news and bad news."

"Ok?"

"The good news is that he is neither crazy nor ill, nor has he encountered a ghost. The bad news is that he has come into contact with something beyond his comprehension, as if he has an incurable disease, unless he wakes up."

Mrs. Simon was very anxious: "Then what should I do?"

Gu Yao tilted his head: "Here, ma'am, I remember that Ximen's business is usually handled by you, right? The high officials are only in charge of entertainment. You already have a 12-year-old child."

"Correct."

"Let the high officials continue to study it. Maybe in the future, there will be the first law of Ximen, the second law of Ximen, etc., which will go down in history. The cause of the Ximen family should be handed over to young master Ximen."

In other words, give up the treatment.

Madam understood and hesitated: "This"

Gu Yao clapped his hands: "Don't worry, madam, this matter has something to do with me, I will find a way to guide him and prevent him from being so crazy."

How much do I remember about junior high school physics?

Forget it, it's not important, it's just to give him some guidance.

Anyway, the end of physics is also God, not to mention that this place is not under Newton's control.

Thinking about it, an iron ball rolled to his feet, sucked it up, let it float in the air, and controlled it to float towards Ximen Qing.

Ximen Qing stared blankly, took it in a daze, looked at the iron ball in his hand, and then looked at Gu Yao.

After being dazed for a long time, he burst into tears and threw himself into Mrs. Ximen's arms: "Ma'am, this is unreasonable and I will never study these things again. Huh, huh."

"Why. An iron ball can fly like this. Woohoo"

"It's unreasonable, it's unreasonable."

"I'd better go about my business honestly."

Madam Ximen patted him on the shoulder and looked at Gu Yao, she tilted her head and said in admiration, "Little Daoist Gu is really omnipotent. Did you test the relationship between my husband and wife earlier?"

"Don't worry, Daoist, even if he calls my name wrong again, I won't kick him out of bed."

Gu Yao: "."

(End of this chapter)