I'm just an ordinary Taoist priest

Chapter 102 The Cat on the Sedan

transaction?

Gu Yao immediately remembered the rumored street leaflets, and glanced at Wu Shuzhu who was beside him.

A sexy exorcist who pays a lot of money for a child?
Hmm. With just one glance, she has already thought out the words of the ad.

Wu Shuzhu from Yuzhang, 30 years old, plump and charming, with a height of six feet. His husband, a wealthy businessman, unfortunately passed away. After negotiation, in order to inherit the huge family business of the Nuo master, he specially searched for a healthy man in a different place. Only, escort on the road.
There is still a sign for her to hold a sincere and undisturbed sign.

Gu Yao's glance made Wu Shuzhu feel uncomfortable, and the phoenix eyes immediately gouged him out: "What dirty things are you thinking about!"

"Cough, it's not my random thinking, the main reason is that your image fits too well." Gu Yao unconsciously coughed, and looked at Nuo God, "Let's not talk about cooperation, you are being hunted down, why don't you find Jing Yesi?"

Nuo God sighed: "Jing Yesi is too weak here. We have seen them secretly. They are too weak. Even if we go to them, we can't help but go directly to the door."

"Besides, Jing Yesi won't work hard for me. The biggest possibility is to protect Shuzhu and hand it over to me directly."

Gu Yao was taken aback: "Why?"

Wu Shuzhu also sighed and said, "Jing Yesi only protects human beings, and Lord Nuo is, in a sense, the object of their expulsion."

Nuo God explained: "Because I am too closely related to human beings, they can accept mountain gods and other gods who set up temples in the mountains and receive incense from passers-by, but they cannot accept gods like me who are too closely related to Yuzhu and others. "

"In the mountain villages to the south of Yuzhang, there are about sixteen Nuo gods. Now counting me, there are only two. I don't know what is going on with that one."

"Is that so?" Gu Yao muttered to himself.

If the boys and girls who trapped them here were the means of the chief, then the target was... me?

"Nuo God, your epidemic power is useless to me, what's the matter?" He stared at Nuo God's face floating behind the maid.

Nuo God's expression became complicated, and his two big copper bell-like eyes became one big and one small, full of confusion and incomprehension.

"Shouldn't you reflect on yourself? Ask me?"

"Why don't you consider that you are not human?"

"I've been traveling the world for so many years, but if an epidemic hits an individual, there's no one who can't fail. Even if Longhushan is a stinky Taoist priest who practices the Golden Light Curse like you, he should at least faint and numb his hands and feet to show respect, right? "

"How come you are like taking an aphrodisiac, grabbing the book bamboo and starting to estrus? You need to hit it twice or three times."

"Oh, by the way, even if you are a ghost, you have to have a reaction when you are hit by me. Could it be that you have turned from a stone into a spirit?"

Nuo God felt aggrieved all of a sudden, and said a lot.

Gu Yao's expression also became complicated.

Is this the purpose of the chief sent it over?Verify I'm unusual?Is there something wrong with my body?

He touched his chest, his heart was beating very regularly.

"How long will it take you to recover? As a reward, I can ask other businessmen to send you to Luoyang."

Wu Shuzhu's eyes lit up: "If it's just me and scattered people from all over the place offering incense, it may take a month, but if many people offer incense, the time will be greatly shortened."

"Is that so?" Gu Yao thought about it, and glanced at Nuoshen.

"You are mainly too ugly, but if you look better and look like Madam Wu, you will be more incensed." He muttered.

Nuo God: "Don't overdo it, Nuo looks like this, I'm pretty good-looking."

The Nuo God is a good god who can expel epidemics and protect people's safety. It is not impossible to promote beliefs, but he has to report to Jing Yesi, otherwise accidents will happen easily.

On the other hand, if you help it promote its beliefs, will it attract people who hunt it down and cause harm to the people?

Gu Yao thought for a while, and made up his mind: "You guys come with me later, I will go to Jingye Division to make a record for you, and then ask a group of old people to offer you some incense."

"Is there a problem?"

Before Wu Shuzhu could speak, Nuo Shen nodded again and again: "No problem, Wu Song, then do you want to consider the deal I told you? Not hungry, as long as”

"Lord Nuo God!" Wu Shuzhu shouted shamefully and angrily.

"Oh, Shuzhu, sooner or later."

Wu Shuzhu changed into a loose robe that didn't show his figure, covered his face with a white gauze, locked the store door, and followed behind Gu Yao, watching him deal with many people passing by, a little surprised: "Wu Song, are you so popular?"

Gu Yao waved goodbye to the young lady of the Zhang family: "You two, my name is actually Gu Yao, and Wu Song is a name I made up."

Wu Shuzhu was even more surprised: "Ah, you are Gu Yao?"

"Have you heard of me?"

The woman suddenly laughed, and she was still trying to hold back her tone, trying her best to smile subtly and elegantly: "Ximen Qing has said about you, and she has said a lot."

Gu Yao was very surprised: "Huh? That guy would actually say me in front of you? Shouldn't he wish that I never showed up?"

"He said that Gu Yao was one foot tall, with a hulking back, red hair and blue beard, green eyes and bloody lips, bull nose and fangs, hands like pot lids, legs like cylinders, drinking animal blood heavily, and raw meat on happy occasions."

Gu Yao pondered for a moment: "Miss Wu, can I trouble you? Can your beauty Gu make him want to inherit the family more strongly?"

Wu Shuzhu's tone was a bit weird: "Yes."

"Then trouble yourself to let him continue to estrus, and it's best to call your name all the time."

"what?"

Gu Yao said indifferently: "As far as China Unicom is concerned, Mrs. Ximen, I remember, was not very careful."

Then he comforted me again: "It's okay, I met Mrs. Ximen once, and I would tell him that you are my kind sister-in-law, but I didn't expect Ximen Qing to have delusional thoughts about you, and then I asked Mrs. Ximen to allow you to follow him If the family's caravan goes to Luoyang, she will be very happy to agree."

"In this way, the best of both worlds."

The woman suddenly replied shyly: "Is this not good? I usually don't destroy other people's feelings. Besides, I'm not your sister-in-law."

Gu Yao squinted at her: "Don't tea, didn't you play the beauty Gu in the first place?"

She regained her graceful posture: "Oh, okay, it's a trivial matter, the beauty Gu's denial body is supposed to strengthen the kidneys, waist and that place."

Gu Yao: "How about you eliminate this ability to deny your body?"

When they arrived at Jing Yesi's gate, Wu Shuzhu and Nuo Shen refused to go in, and wanted to stand in front of the Qilin stone statue at the gate and wait.

When Gu Yao and Mr. Zhang finished their brief report and got the promised copybook, the woman leaned on the stone statue and laughed with conscience running wild.

"This white robe is so wide, even your conscience can't be covered." Gu Yao slandered, watching his heart: "Okay, we can go, what are you laughing at?"

"Hahaha, I have been trained strictly, no matter how funny it is, I can't laugh."

"Unless you can't help it?"

The woman was covering her ribs, her eyes were watery, and she seemed to be about to burst into tears: "Yes, ouch, ouch, let me take a breath."

"Just now, two people passed by carrying a bamboo sedan chair. On the sedan chair, there was a cat that only ate radishes and cabbage."

"I saw such a funny big white cat for the first time in my life."

As she talked, she laughed again and trembled all over: "The cat is holding a big radish in its left paw, and a Chinese cabbage in its right paw, and it's killing me from laughing, haha, my ribs hurt. pain"

(End of this chapter)