The correct way to cultivate poros

Chapter 76 The Wife and Ernook
"You open the package first and take it out, and it will turn into a tent after it is installed." Zell took the time to reply.

"It's too troublesome, forget it, just find a place to sleep..." Just hearing him say that it was very difficult, Bloom was afraid that he would not be able to do this kind of meticulous work, so he immediately retreated.

"You're not afraid to sleep on the street and you can't let Poro sleep with you on the street, hurry up!"

"Okay." These words reminded Braum that there are two Poro with him to suffer from the cold, it was unconditional in the past, but now that people are helping in this way, it is unreasonable to eat and sleep in the open.

"How does this thing work?"

"Read the manual."

It took Bron a long time to understand that the chain was pulled apart by hand, and followed Zell's prompt to find the small note, but found that he couldn't even understand the words on it, let alone read a bunch of technical explanations.

If possible, Zell would like to pass himself over to teach Braum by showing his own experience, but he can't, there are a lot of things to buy, and if he slows down, he will be too late.

"Look at the picture yourself and figure it out!"

"Uh..." Bron didn't make any progress after working for a long time. Holding the tent pole in his hand, he didn't know how to straighten it. He stepped on the tent to prevent it from being blown away by the wind, and he was in a hurry.

The little Poro felt his panic, and rolled from his shoulders down his arms to his palms. Seeing him scratching his head and studying the little note in his hand, he leaned over and licked the instruction manual which was full of fine print.

"Chichi!" (Understood!)
"Huh? Can you actually understand the words on it?" How surprised Zell was when he found out that Braum could talk to Poro, how surprised Braum is now.

"Puff!" Poro licked the manual again, telling him what was on it.

"Oh, it turns out that the pole has to be pulled apart. Then how should this be used? Is it going to pass through this iron ring? Braum understands."

Under the guidance of Master Poro, the construction of the tent finally started.One licked the instructions for Bron to translate, and by the way served as a paperweight to keep things from being blown away by the wind, while the other stood by and waited for Bron to pick up tools when he needed something.

The Freljord people are also ruthless. They don't have a hammer. Most people insert nails with the back of an ax or find a stone to hit.And Bron just slapped the nail directly into the ground.

But before he could finish setting up the tent, Zell brought over blankets, goose down fleece vests, and expedition backpacks, stacked in front of him.

He can understand the blanket, but what's behind it.

"I saw that poro like to stay on your shoulders, so I bought you a vest to keep them warm. There is also a scarf here, which is just enough to make a nest for them to sleep in when they are not wearing it. If you have more, you need a bag to pack them. This mountaineering bag is for you. This is the largest size I can buy. I hope you won’t be overwhelmed when you wear it..."

Shirtless but wearing a vest and scarf, and carrying a backpack that was one size smaller behind her, it was inexplicably funny when I thought about it.Zell swears he's never meant to be a joke, he just doesn't have time to pick.

"Dude, you are so kind to Braum. Braum's mother didn't prepare so many things for him when Braum left his hometown. Braum...doesn't know how to repay you."

"Don't, don't, you just need to help me raise the poro with your heart, it's all right." Bron was so moved that he sniffled, and Zell stopped him quickly, and if he kept talking, he would become a male mother .

To be honest, Bron is just too honest. It would be easier if everyone was as easy to satisfy as he is. He can complete the Poro's occupation of the whole world without spending any cost.

"When you retire and return to your hometown, I will pay you to build a branch of the Poro Cafe in the city and let you be the boss... Oh, you Freljords don't seem to like drinking coffee. Then replace it with Go to the Poro Tavern, no one will refuse ale." Realizing that he was drawing a big cake, he changed his words: "Hey, what are you thinking about so much, let's set up the tent first."

After running around the city, Zell collapsed on the bed when he got home.

"I'm exhausted, I've never been so nice to my girlfriend, oh, I don't have a girlfriend."

"Girlfriend? Are you talking about wives? This is easy to handle. You just need to lead a few Ernuk over there, and the girls from Bron's hometown will fight to be your wives. They all look like fertile cows and are easy to give birth to. "

Bron introduced the girl to Zell, giving Zell the illusion that herdsmen are bragging about their own cows, and selling agricultural products. This is true, which is a bit outrageous.Zell couldn't believe Bron's gaze, so he politely rejected his offer.

After looking at it, the simple tent has been set up, and Braum and Poro have already got into it.The zipper of the door is not closed, but the anti-theft door is erected.

The two Poro curled up next to the daylight lantern, warming themselves by the fire with their hands in their hands. The warm yellow light illuminated their fur clearly, and they closed their eyes and looked indescribably comfortable.

One poro opened its mouth wide and yawned, and the other immediately followed suit.Watching the two of them yawn contagiously, Braum gave a big smirk that stretched his beard.

"You don't fit well." After creating a warm corner for the Poro in the ice and snow, Zell felt that the trip was worth it no matter how tired he was.

"The two little guys helped a lot. Without them, I couldn't figure it out until dawn." Bron told Zell the process of setting up the tent, and the latter said in surprise: "It turns out that Poro can see Knowing words? If they can write, wouldn’t they be able to help them write novels.”

"What novel?"

"Just kidding, don't worry about it." He suddenly remembered the scene of Maojieka writing crookedly with a pen in his two front paws, so forget it.

The two fell asleep separately, Zell went to work as usual the next day, and Bron woke up with mooing.

He dreamed that he turned into an Ernuk, with hair growing to cover his eyes, being chased by madclaw wolves, falling into an ice crevasse in a panic, and finally being rescued by Poro warriors who saw the road was uneven.

The poro warrior held a hammer, jumped up and smashed the wolf king's dog's head with a hammer.Then rescued him from the crevasse and brought him back to the herd.

"Moo~"

Why are there cows barking outside the tent?

As soon as Bron got out, he found that his tent was tightly surrounded by Ernuk.

A few Ernuk stretched their hair-covered heads, chewing the pasture freshly pulled out of the ground, and the soil from the roots drifted everywhere as they chewed.The wet nose moved closer to him and sniffed curiously, then sprayed his face with snot.

Rao Bron, who never swears, can't help but swear.

"Silly cow! Get lost!"

After driving away the herd and packing up the tent, Braum went to the city to look for Warmother Ashe according to Zell's instructions.

(End of this chapter)