The beginning of the dragon race on the Maybach

Chapter 214 "Monster" and "Monster"

Lu Mingfei looked at Hui Liyi devouring Wumu Fried Rice, feeling a little embarrassed, and coughed a few times: "Hui Liyi, Hui Liyi."

"Huh? Sakura, what's wrong?" Erika noticed the expression on Lu Mingfei's face, put down the spoon in her hand, blinked her eyes and looked at Lu Mingfei, with two grains of rice sticking to the corner of her mouth.

Looking at Erika's clear eyes, Lu Mingfei sighed. Thinking of how much Uesugi Koshi, Minamoto, and Chen Hongjian loved Erika, he probably never taught Erika what to eat. Besides, it's rare for a girl to come out to play, so it seems a bit disappointing for him to say this now.

"It's nothing, I just wanted to ask if you want another serving?" Lu Mingfei shook his head, and glanced at the four plastic food containers on the table indiscriminately.

"Okay! Give me two more! Two more miso soup!"

Eriyi didn't notice how shocked the convenience store cashier behind her was. In her opinion, such a beautiful little sister should eat light food or even vegetable salad and fruit every day to maintain such a good figure .But the reality slapped her hard and made her understand one thing, people are different.

Lu Mingfei smiled awkwardly at the cashier, took the gomoku fried rice and miso soup that had just been heated from the microwave oven, and placed them in front of Eriyi.He just looked at Eri Yi eating happily, and Eri Yi was also enjoying the delicious Wumu fried rice like no one else was there. Everything seemed to be very harmonious, a little strangely harmonious, as if everyone had known each other for a long time, so long that their hair was gray .

In the dispatch car on the street, Mai Tokuro looked at the two people in the convenience store with binoculars, wondering if Lu Mingfei was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger when he chased Chen Wenwen before.

You know, Mai Shutoku, who has countless celebrity-level boyfriends from all walks of life, is definitely a master in love. Similarly, as a woman, she also understands that it is a task for a girl to find a sense of security around a boy and get along so well. What a difficult thing, at least she has never found a sense of security with anyone except a certain unscrupulous and black-hearted boss.

Su Enxi smiled coquettishly and teased: "That's because you have long legs and you are too mature in your thinking and think too much. Don't forget that Patriarch Uesugi is still an ignorant child who doesn't know much about the world. Well, psychologically, she is only fourteen or fifteen years old, which should be the time when she first fell in love."

"Besides, you underestimated the fighting power of dog licking. Although Lu Mingfei was played and applauded by that Chen Wenwen before, it was not that Lu Mingfei was so stupid, but just fell into the halo of first love in adolescence. In addition With the addition of the pure girl student style that is the most fatal to high school students, Lu Mingfei fell into the quagmire named Chen Wenwen. Just like you with long legs, your exes can almost build a camp together, most of them You probably don’t remember the person’s name, but what about your first love’s name?”

Mai Toku was taken aback, and said a name: "Alan Baudouin"

Su Enxi widened her eyes and looked at Mai Tokuku: "Damn, the one you just mentioned seems to be His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of Spain!"

"Hmm." Jiu De Mai spread his hands and said disdainfully, "There are at least two rows of crown princes that I have soaked in. There are also the eldest son of the Saudi chief, the British crown prince, and the current king of Belgium who has just enthroned."

Su Enxi was dumbfounded listening to Mai Tokuro showing off her impressive achievements. She had never counted the number of Mai Toku's ex-boyfriends. Anyway, she knew that these people would definitely be able to participate in "300 Spartans" together. Every Spartan soldier in theBecause every time she called Mai Shutoku outside of working hours, the other party was basically accompanied by a handsome and noble boyfriend, and the other party was either a descendant of an aristocrat, or a top superstar in a certain field.

The two occasionally ran into each other on the road, and it must be because a handsome and dignified boyfriend was going to accompany De Mai to bask in the sun on a private yacht in the Caribbean, or go skiing in the Alps.

For this reason, Su Enxi complained a lot, obviously she is also a beauty, but every time she appeared in the same frame with Jiu Toku Mai, basically no man would pay attention to her.If the beauty of Su Enxi is described by Qingcheng, then Jiude Mai is the beauty of the world, beautiful and enchanting, born to reverse and trouble all living beings.Although many important people can see that Jiude Mai is a rose with thorns, they still can't help but want to touch it, just like Di Xin refused to abandon Daji until his death.

"Hmph, just wait, if the list of your ex-boyfriends leaks out one day, even if you are not drowned by the spit of fans of those superstars, those European royal families and Saudi sheikhs will list you as assassination targets one after another. Facing the bombardment of Jiude Mai's record, Su Enxi was powerless to refute, and could only speak harshly.

Shunji Kumagai, Ryoji Suzuki, Yui Sanken, Kenji Takemiya and others were already frightened by hearing this. Is this female director so awesome?The word sea queen is not enough to describe such a banshee-like charming but bold guy, and it is not an exaggeration to say sea god.

"However, I'm not very optimistic about the current situation." Ryoji Suzuki stared at Lu Mingfei and Erika, who looked very harmonious, and murmured, "To be honest, I think this will be the first time I have encountered in emotional counseling work for 12 years." The biggest difficulty I encountered, I may never encounter such a situation in the future.”

"Xianji, what do you think?"

"Indeed, a very troublesome pair of young people. I thought it would be easy for our old friend to fight side by side to get a pair of young people. I didn't expect it to be such a combination." Kenji Takemiya bit his fingernails On the one hand, it's a sign that he's in trouble.

"How to say? I don't think they are in a good state now?" Su Enxi was a little puzzled, but these few are indeed the most reliable emotional masters in Japan.

Ryoji Suzuki and Kenji Takemiya both graduated from the Department of Psychology at the University of Tokyo, and they are still university roommates.The former is good at using psychology to analyze the emotional changes when men and women get along, while the latter is better at providing various means to make the relationship between men and women more intimate. Both of them have achieved great success, and more than 95% of emotional counseling customers claim that their analysis and suggestions are very effective.Ryoji Suzuki also opened a column in a fashion magazine to talk about gender psychology, which won the admiration of thousands of readers.His emotional column, Kenji Takemiya's emotional night talk, and Susan Miller's horoscope are the three most popular bibles for Japanese women.

When the two said at the same time that there were great difficulties between Lu Mingfei and Eliyi, Su Enxi had to pay attention to it.

"I can't see the desire for love in this young couple, which is the most fatal." Takemiya Kenji sighed, "They walked around all morning, but when they seemed to get along most harmoniously, they turned out to be It was during the meal, just because girls don’t care about eating appearance and are keen to eat Wumu fried rice, instead of boys’ caring and considerate, which made me feel deeply frustrated.”

"The boy also has a big problem. He doesn't seem to realize that he has any special feelings for this girl. He just treats him as a sister with friends for shopping, which is closer to treating him as a good friend and a sister." Ryoji Suzuki also Couldn't help but sighed, and said in a complicated mood, "He actually kept discussing with girls on the road about the body of anime female characters, anime plots, game strategies, what a pair of 'monsters' combination, I really want to slap him in the face Give me a slap."

Mai Tokuku's delicate body trembled, suddenly alert, and almost pulled out the dagger hidden under his professional attire to decapitate Ryoji Suzuki.

Ryoji Suzuki had no idea that he had already passed through the death line, and continued to explain to himself: "Emotionally, we usually divide men into four types of animals, aggressive animals, territorial animals, parasitic animals and monsters. Dividing women into four types, desire animals, material animals, psychic animals, and monsters, I have also described the emotional problems that may be encountered when four types of men are paired with four types of women in a magazine column. Among these combinations , the most troublesome and troublesome combination is the combination of monsters."

Mai Tokuku breathed a sigh of relief, and let go of the hand that was clinging to the handle of the knife.

Gender psychology continued: "Because monster-type men and women are the kind of animals that you can't guess their thoughts at all. Their psychological characteristics are intricate and it is difficult to touch the inner logic. And in the 5% of the failed consultations in my performance, It's all the case that both men and women have at least one monster. Unfortunately, according to my observation all morning, both the hero and heroine are monster characters, and I dare not even have expectations for the success of this mission. Because the monsters are all It’s lonely in some way, but the aspects of loneliness can be different, so they may be living in different worlds at all, and once they are different, we have to find a way to break the edge of these two worlds.”

"If you want me to say, it doesn't matter if they are monsters or not, even if they are, then they are also a combination of handsome, wealthy and beautiful monsters that make people feel soft. It would be nice to give them a reason to fall in love and get married." She smiled lewdly, "For example, let's go to the lingerie store and try on sexy cosplay clothes, so boys will never be able to bear such temptations!

The hot spring trip is actually not bad, let the waiter spread their quilts in the same room, put a porcelain vase between the two beds, put a black tea flower in the porcelain vase... the moment the boundary is crossed, the porcelain vase and the black tea flower shatter together! "

"Actually, I have a suggestion." Sanjian Yui, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly said, "Just let them go to the underwear store, then put some medicine in the water that boys and girls drink, and then throw them into a love hotel, and then Lock them up for more than half a month, until it is confirmed that the girl is pregnant. Speaking of which, I have a DINK friend who married a child, and now he has become the wife of a rich family!"

Mai Tokuro and Su Enxi looked at each other, each seeing shock and shock in each other's eyes.

Co-authors, all of you emotional masters are like this?Still playing temptation and drugging?If I could use it, I would have used it earlier!Just put a knife on the necks of the two of them and it's over!Not to mention falling in love, she can organize the wedding for them on the spot!
But let’s not talk about whether the drug will work on these two real monsters, even if it works, imagine the list of people who may chase and kill her afterwards, and Jiu De Mai will feel a chill on her back. She would rather be chased by the royal families and Saudi sheikhs all over Europe I don't even want to experience being chased by such a lineup.

Hearing that the group of experts even began to discuss the types and effects of the drugs prescribed, Jiu Toku Mai couldn't help but have black lines on his face.This so-called expert group is not a master of emotions, it is clearly a group of good-for-nothings regardless of gender or age!
Jiu De Mai slapped the table and yelled: "Fucking drugs, do you know the identity of the other party? If you dare to drug, even the whole of Japan and Europe and the United States will immediately issue a warrant for our arrest!"

The roar of Jiu Toku Mai interrupted everyone's discussion, and they seemed to realize the identity of this pair of strange-looking young people.After so many years of hard work, they can also see that this may not be a reality show and invited guests at all. This is probably the result of two big European, American and Japanese families who want to marry in order to match their respective heirs. out of the matchmaker plan.

Just when the atmosphere in the dispatching car suddenly fell silent, Mai Tokuro's cell phone rang, and someone called. The nickname of the caller was "Boss".

"Hey, boss, the task is not going well."

"What? Didn't the group of fierce ghosts have been wiped out by more than 92% of the forces of the Eight Snake Qi Clans?"

"I understand, I will arrange for the expert team to evacuate, and I will protect the safety of the hero and heroine in the dark."

The few words that Jiu Toku Mai spit out made those members of this expert team hear some secrets. They are all leaders in their respective industries, and naturally they are not fools who know nothing, especially the two major Mafia gang war.

Mai Tokuro tore off his professional attire, took off his thick-rimmed glasses, and revealed the tight-fitting black combat uniform inside, exposing the banshee side to everyone.She didn't care about what was exposed at all, and she didn't dare to reveal a word of these things to these lewd guys.

"Potato Chips, take them back to the Blackstone Mansion and continue to think about it, I will carry out the boss's task."

Mai Shutoku disappeared as soon as he got out of the car, leaving only a faint black shadow in the air, very much like the escape method used by the legendary ninjas.

High in the sky at the top of Akihabara, there is also a wisp of thin, almost invisible black smoke, and a boy sits volleying in the smoke.

"The combination of monsters can develop feelings for each other, but they need external stimulation. Just like Kirito and Asuna, they need the appearance of level bosses and villains as fertilizer to make the seed of love grow into a towering giant step by step. Tree.

So, brother, for your happiness, brother, I have deliberately turned on the airplane mode on your mobile phones, so that you will not leave this battlefield in time and accept the stimulation of these external forces. "

Lu Mingze's eyes were deep, and he grinned, revealing an intriguing smile.

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　PS: The novel "Sword Art Online" was originally an online novel serialized by the author Reki Kawahara from November 2002 to July 11 (a total of "Aincrad" chapters, "Fairy Dance" chapters, and "Death Gun" were serialized. chapter, "Alicization" chapter).Both novels and manga are very popular in Japan, so there is no problem in this timeline that no one knows because the animation has not yet started production.

　　
　
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