split sky ride

CHAPTER 67 - CHEKOV BITES

"My God, the living were almost suffocated."

After urinating quite hard, the squadron leader, Major "Peanut Butter" Chekov, showed a relieved expression.

At this moment, the wine was awake early, and the landing action of the "big mouth monster" of aircraft 211 was stable, and no flaws could be found.

The grass is getting greener and greener.

You can see that most of the runways of the airports are covered with green grass, which is watered day after day.

The ground crews at the 909 Air Crew Base are not surprised by this. Thinking about the distance from the runway to the toilet, you have to run two miles to urinate, and you have to pee your pants halfway.

As one of the two female pilots in the "True Fragrance" combat flight squadron, the deputy squadron leader "Devil Pepper" Irini Lucius pouted at the backs of a group of old men and turned around.

She doesn't need such an indecent public defecation, adult diapers are already ready.

The A-39B "Big Mouth Monster" light turboprop attack aircraft has a maximum stagnation time of 15 hours, and adult diapers are a necessity. If one day you need to make a long-distance raid like today, where can you use the toilet halfway.

Children need diapers as a physiological need, while adults need diapers as a survival need.

As the sun set, the five "Big Mouth Monsters" of the "True Fragrance" combat flight squadron finally returned to the 911 air base and successfully completed their combat missions.

Whether it is fighting monsters or beating people, there is not much difference in essence.

However, the 897 air crew base that retaliated and raided the counterparts will not receive the bonus from the Blue Star Global Joint Defense Committee. Can solve by itself.

The big deal is that if you can't agree, just tear your face apart, soldier against soldier, general against general, and declare that you are in a hostile state of "corporate war". Let's just start a movie and fight. The winner is the one with big and hard fists. I'm not convinced. Even if you form a clique, fight again until one side is convinced.

The expenditure of "corporate war" is huge, and military contractors with weak strength or insufficient financial resources can't afford it at all. Once they lose, they will face the crisis of bankruptcy.

Sovereign-level big players are not at all worried that these small-scale private enterprises can escalate or even expand disputes. After all, they are doing business, and making money is not vindictive. will stop talking and make peace.

"Finally back, drink, let's drink together! Aww, aww, Ulla!"

Chekhov got out of the cockpit, waved his arms, and danced the bear dance.

Bang! ~
The world in front of me is spinning without warning.

"Devil Pepper" Irini Lucius rushed over and said disdainfully, "Little Chekhov, what's wrong with you?"

Don't report from time to time, before the time comes, report immediately when the time comes.

"Honey, what's the matter with you?"

Chekov, who was lying on the ground, showed a wicked smile.

This little woman holds a grudge very much, and she is angry at this moment, it is better not to provoke her, otherwise she will suffer a lot today.

"Humph!~"

He spat at the same time.

The deputy squadron leader's temper is also not small, and he has never been a weak and bully person.

"Go drink your dog pee!"

Some wetness fell on Chekov's face, he immediately closed his mouth, and looked at the little woman who turned away with some melancholy.

The old man has been in the rivers and lakes for more than forty years, and his faith is immortal!
Chen Fei silently took out the old second-hand mobile phone with a scratched screen, clicked one, and kept it as a souvenir.

Such famous scenes are his favorite.

"Major Chekov Leonidevich Ivanov, your mission bonus this time, and this month's bonus, will be deducted and distributed equally to everyone in the 'True Fragrance' squadron!"

Just at this time, a cold voice came.

The new female executive manager Hana Gager, who was called the one-eyed old lady by the big bear, came to the tarmac at some point and announced a new order.

The pilots of the "True Fragrance" combat flight squadron looked at each other in dismay.

In the next second, everyone cheered.

Chekhov was the only one, with a bitter face, MMP, who lost a lot of money.

The squadron leader's monthly bonus was originally more generous than that of the team members, and with the addition of the combat mission bonus this time, it was almost equivalent to a whole month for nothing.

The "True Fragrance" squadron's long-planned group plan fell apart in an instant and disappeared. I am afraid that they will no longer be able to resist the drastic methods of the new executive manager.

I really can't blame other people for being too realistic. Seeing that money is open, if you want to blame it, you can only blame the squadron leader Chekov for not being able to control his broken mouth, whore shouting, offending the executive manager at first, and at the next Offended his deputy.

Now that he has a big backpack plus a pair of big diapers, and has been deducted the monthly bonus, he can't blame others at all.

"Tomorrow, the headquarters will send psychological counselors, and everyone will undergo a psychological investigation. In addition, everyone must remember that our 911 air base does not have that broken mouth."

Manager Hana dropped these words, twisted her waist, turned around and left.

All the pilots, including Chen Fei, looked at the big bear squadron leader who was still lying on the ground. Who else could have that broken mouth, isn't it this guy!

"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!"

Chekov rolled his eyes, and directly denied three times.

Believe it or not, no matter how daring he is, Manager Hana can really kill this big bear!

"Got it, 'Peanut Butter', you're a genius!"

"Follow the squadron leader and have meat to eat!"

"Thank you squadron leader for the reward!"

The pilots of the "True Fragrance" squadron gave thumbs up to the big bear who got up from the ground in a panic.

good man!
Major Chekhov was responsible for the extra bonus this month.

Uh! ~
The 897 Air Crew Base, which has suffered a great loss, is crying to the boss behind it, which is another military contractor, and immediately negotiated with the Apocalypse Defense Group behind the 911 Air Crew Base.

The aircrew base was blown up, it stinks, and more than a dozen people died. Counting the loss of equipment and supplies, it is hard to say whether the entire base can be rebuilt, but this barbaric and vulgar communication in the communication channel The provocation is unbearable.

The military contractor that suffered heavy losses but was destined to lose teeth and blood had no way to seek justice for itself in the matter of the retaliatory attack on the 897 air base, so it had to use this matter to find trouble with the 911 air base, how much Earn less face and come back.

The new female executive manager, Hana Gagle, is not a vegetarian either. She didn't give the other party this opportunity at all, and she denied it directly. Anyone can join in.

Even if the other party is more serious than this, even if you ask everyone, you may not be able to find this accent.

Ding Dong!

Ding!Please check if you have new news!

……

The phone's text message notifications sounded one after another.

Chen Fei took out his mobile phone and saw that the long-awaited salary had arrived, and the details made him smile.

The bonus promised by Manager Hana arrived on the spot, it was real! -
(End of this chapter)