The heavens start with Kung Fu Panda

Chapter 263

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"Oh, what's going on at home?"

Li Yufeng and his wife, who had just come back, looked at the messy courtyard and were very surprised. It just so happened that they saw Ji Dian's new look at this time.

Mother Li couldn't help but asked Ji Dian: "My child, how did you make it like this?"

"I got a new hairstyle, isn't it good?" Ji Dian said very chicly, tossing his hair.

Just at this time, Father Li saw a line of blood books left by Yuan Batian on the wall, and said in surprise: "Xiuyuan, how could you mess with someone like Yuan Batian?"

"It's so amazing to find out my details so quickly!"

"It's a pity that I'm not Li Xiuyuan anymore, I can't see that he also wrote good calligraphy..."

"This guy is pretty organized."

Ji Dian looked at the blood writing on the wall and commented, but he didn't care about Yuan Batian's threat at all, because after he awakened the memory of Jianglong Arhat, he became a master of Buddhism, skins, honor and disgrace, money...all these became Things outside of him are not worth his attention at all.

Ji Dian is an immortal Buddha descended from the world, with a high level of ideological awareness, but Li's mother is just an ordinary person, and he can't be so indifferent to these things.

Seeing her child's crazy appearance, she felt anxious and said: "The family has been made into such a state, and you still say these words!"

"Uh uh uh……"

At this moment, Li's father next to him was so angry and bloody because of Ji Dian's behavior that he suddenly fell ill, clutching his chest in pain, and slowly fell to the ground.

"My lord, my lord..."

Li's father was so angry that his mother was also knocked down on the spot by Ji Dian.

Seeing that the two of them were about to die, Ji Dian didn't ask the servants and maids to invite a doctor, saying that the two would be together in the next life, and Father Li would still be the emperor.

This made Jiang Minghao on the side a little bit uneasy. With a light wave of his hand, a wave of true energy flew into the bodies of Father Li and Mother Li, and the pale faces of the two returned to normal immediately.

Because Ji Dian has no mana, he can only watch as Li's father and Li mother recover as before.

He turned his eyes to Jiang Minghao and asked: "Cousin, what are you doing? They will be emperor and queen in their next life, and after they leave, he can leave the world of mortals without worries!"

Immortals and gods in the sky have noble fates. Not everyone can be their parents. Wen Quxing was born, and I don't know how much suffering he has encountered.

Now that Ji Dian has retrieved the memory of his previous life and restored his identity as the Dragon Subduing Arhat, it is because Li and his wife can't bear this fate that they suddenly suddenly suffered from a serious illness and hang on the line.

Of course, the advantage is that being the parents of a fairy god in the first life is equivalent to doing a great merit (these merits are recorded on the head of the fairy god), and you can have a good baby in the next life, as Ji Dian just said, Father Li can be reincarnated as the emperor in the next life.

Seeing Ji Dian's eager expression, Jiang Minghao calmly explained:
"Cousin, calm down, have you forgotten what your bet with those people in the sky is?"

"Gambling? Of course I remember, the fate of a mortal can be changed!"

"In that case, what do you mean by what you said just now? Are you a god, high above you, manipulating uncle and their fate?!"

Jiang Minghao's words struck Ji Dian's heart like Huang Zhong Dalu's, and he broke out in a cold sweat instantly.

If his true spirit was not dusted, he would definitely be able to notice this, but now that his true spirit is dusted, many things are in a state of perception, and if no one else wakes him up, he is often in a state of being unable to see through.

Although this is not enough to make him fall, after all, the power of Buddhism is still strong. At the end of the original book, he succeeded in becoming a venerable, which shows that this little episode did not affect him.

However, if the goal can be achieved smoothly, no one wants to increase the waves. For Jiang Minghao's help, Jiang Long is still very grateful.

"Thanks, good brother!"

Jiang Long patted Jiang Minghao's shoulder solemnly. Jiang Minghao didn't say anything, but just patted his chest with his hand, which meant that being a brother was in his heart. My brother is a needle but not poking, and I am determined to take good care of this little brother in the future.

In fact, Jiang Minghao was cheering in his heart, "He successfully reached the peak of a Taiyi Celestial Immortal again, and soon he will be a master of the Taiyi Golden Immortal level!"

After secretly exchanging a wave of disgusting brotherhood, neither of them continued the topic just now.

Because at this time, the Li couple had already woken up.

The Lis and his wife did not both die of illness like in the original book, Ji Dian had no reason to go out and wander outside, and was forced by the Lis and his wife to change back to the original appearance, which made Ji Dian really speechless.

"Xiuyuan, you haven't said how you provoked Yuan Batian?"

"Ah, this, this matter, it's better to let my cousin tell you..."

Ji Dian turned his head to find foreign aid, but found that Jiang Minghao had already fled, leaving him alone to face the Li couple.

Even though he is an arhat descending the dragon, he can't be hardened in the face of his biological parents in this life. His heart feels numb, and he can't help but feel a lot of resentment towards Jiang Minghao...

……

next day
Finally got rid of the entanglement of the Li couple.

Ji Dian couldn't wait to bring Jiang Minghao to the street.

Soon the two found their first target, the Ninth Beggar, at an alley full of rubbish!

Zhu Dachang, the ninth beggar, was also known as Dazhong, and others used to call him Dazhong beggar.

Dazhong beggar has sores all over his body, so he is disgusted by people on weekdays, and he has been stared at by others, which makes him feel very inferior.

In the original play, Ji Dian took him to a restaurant with a pile of gold and asked him to order food. He didn’t dare to order shark’s fin to rinse his mouth. He only wanted to eat chicken butts. He took a dozen gold nuggets to order chicken butts. Not to mention it is also a pure 'talent'.

"Cousin, that is the beggar of the ninth generation. I want to change his life so that he will no longer be a beggar. The method I think of is to awaken his self-esteem. Do you have any good ideas?"

"Simple!"

"Cousin, have you heard that it's easy to go from thrifty to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal?"

After Jiang Minghao finished speaking with a smile, Ji Dian immediately understood what he meant, and his eyes lit up slightly.

"You mean that if Zhu Dachang is supported by a group of people, he will be inseparable from this extravagant life that everyone supports in a few days, and then he will naturally not want to be a beggar anymore?"

"Correct!"

Jiang Minghao's words were concise and to the point, Ji Dian immediately couldn't wait to use his fan to conjure gold, and took Zhu Dachang to find a place for special consumption.

But before they left, Jiang Minghao stopped him again.

"Cousin, the money you conjured up is not good!"

"Why?" Ji Dian asked suspiciously.

"Because your money will turn into shit at night, if you want Zhu Dachang to completely fall into the gentle town, you have to let him have fun all day long."

"Then what should I do? I don't have real money, and my father is an upright official, and the family doesn't have much money. Besides, if he finds out that I use the money from the family to hire others to go to prostitutes, then both of us will be unlucky!" Ji Dian was a little bit caught. Said anxiously.

"You don't have money, but I do!"

Jiang Minghao pointed at the stone on the ground, and the stone immediately turned into a piece of gold.

Ji Dian doesn't have mana right now, he can't create something out of nothing, and the fan in his hand is limited, the gold he conjures has a time limit, and when the time is up, it will turn into shit, but it doesn't matter, he Jiang Minghao has it!
"Hey, so the money I lost is here!"

Just as Jiang Minghao conjured up the gold, suddenly a passerby walked over and picked it up. There was no superfluous expression on his face, the simple surprise of finding it again, ordinary people would never see the slightest flaw.

Jiang Minghao: "..."

Ji Dian: "..."

The two looked at the pedestrian who suddenly appeared with pain in their faces.

If the gold hadn't been conjured up by them, they would have almost believed this guy.

Because I didn't pay attention just now, this guy picked up the gold.

Ji Dian was a little annoyed, and said, "Hey, it's not you, you..."

"You, you, this is the money I lost. What do you want to do? Neighbors, come and see, someone wants to rob!" The man suddenly yelled, and the pedestrians around immediately surrounded him, looking at him vigilantly. Jiang Minghao and Ji Dian.

At this time, Zhu Dachang, who was lying on the ground and sleeping soundly, was woken up, and also noticed Jiang Minghao, who was surrounded by everyone.

Maybe it was the pedestrians around who gave this man more confidence, he shouted at Jiang Minghao and the other with confidence:

"If you pester me again, I will arrest you and report to the police!"

Jiang Minghao: "..."

Ji Dian: "..."

The two only felt pain in the back molars, how could people be so shameless?

"No, I can't take it anymore!" Ji Dian rolled up his sleeves angrily, and was about to transform into Patriarch Bodhidharma on the spot, and beat up the man in front of him.

But Jiang Minghao stopped him.

"Cousin, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive..."

"Sorry everyone, just kidding, let's go now, let's go..."

Jiang Minghao pulled Ji Dian away from the crowd quickly.

After the two of them left, the people dispersed when they saw that there was no excitement to watch, and the person who picked up the gold also left, with a joyful expression on his face, planning in his heart to buy better snacks later.

"Cousin, what are you stopping me for? I'm going to transform into Patriarch Bodhidharma, and I'm going to teach him a lesson!" Ji Dian looked at the back of the man leaving with a look of resentment, and broke away from Jiang Minghao's palm, complaining angrily road.

"Cousin, don't worry, just wait and see..."

Jiang Minghao stretched out his hand and pointed...

The person who picked up Jiang Minghao's gold was walking on the street, playing a ditty, with a happy face, imagining the next pig's head in his heart.

At this time, he suddenly felt a movement in his arms.

In his bosom was the gold he picked up just now, it was very precious in his heart, and he immediately reached out to take it out to have a look.

As a result, as soon as the hand was stretched into his bosom, a sharp pain came from the next second.

"what……"

The man immediately withdrew his hand from his bosom, and saw a gray slender animal being brought out along with it.

It's a poisonous snake!
Jin Zi suddenly turned into a poisonous snake and was bitten by himself. The man was terrified by this strange scene on the spot, and sat on the ground wailing endlessly.

This scene quickly attracted the attention of the people around, and people gradually gathered around, but no one dared to get close to this person, because his arm bitten by the poisonous snake had swollen into a trotter...

Seeing this scene not far away, Ji Dian happily patted Jiang Minghao on the shoulder.

"Good guy, cousin, I really belong to you."

"But you won't kill him, will you?"

"No, he will be in pain for a few days at most, and it won't hurt his life, so we should teach him a painful lesson!"

Hearing Jiang Minghao's answer, Ji Dian nodded in satisfaction.

The two of them once again turned their attention back to Zhu Dachang, who was sleeping against the wall not far away.

Zhu Dachang was sleeping soundly under the cool corner of the wall when he suddenly felt kicked.

But he didn't plan to wake up, because of the sores on his body, he was often looked down upon and rejected by others, and being beaten was already a common thing, so it wasn't worth his fuss.

"..." x2
Seeing Zhu Dachang, who was kicked and didn't care at all, and still sleeping soundly, Jiang Minghao and Jiang Minghao were speechless for a while, and really wanted to turn around and leave.

But for the sake of the bet, Ji Dian kicked again, this time he used ingenuity to kick Zhu Dachang's pain points.

When the severe pain came, Zhu Dachang groaned, unable to fall back to sleep, he opened his eyes and woke up.

"who are you?"

"Hey, what do you want to do? Let me go, let me go quickly..."

Zhu Dachang, who just opened his eyes, was grabbed by Ji Dian, and Ji Dian, who had transformed into the Patriarch of Bodhidharma, was so powerful that he easily slipped Zhu Dachang into his hands.

The two ignored Zhu Dachang's wailing, and walked straight to Yixianglou.

Yixiang Building is a famous romantic place.

Zhu Dachang felt that he was very unlucky today. He was beaten in a daze. He was used to this kind of thing. In Xianglou, Zhu Dachang was puzzled by this.

Just when he was ready to be beaten out by Mr. Turtle from Yixianglou, the two suddenly threw out another pile of gold.

nagging...

The gold fell on the wooden boards with a crisp sound.

When the angry bustard saw the gold, the dark clouds suddenly turned clear on his face, and he changed into a smiling face faster than turning the pages of a book.

"The three uncles..."

"stop!"

Ji Dian stretched out his hand to cover the disgusting ugly face of the madam.

"The money is for this person to live here for seven days. During these seven days, you must provide him with the best and most enthusiastic service, and you must not let him escape from here. If he escapes from here during these seven days, I will pay you. It will be taken back!"

Hearing Ji Dian's words, the bustard immediately became more enthusiastic. The money on the ground is at least 200 taels of gold, which is enough to buy the entire Yixiang Building. Now he only needs to serve this sore beggar to get so much money. No fool!
"Master, don't worry, I guarantee that he won't want to leave us..."

"Girls, come out yet..."

Following the old bustard's order, a large group of women immediately surrounded Zhu Dachang.

Suddenly faced with so many beautiful and charming women, Zhu Dachang's inferiority complex was aroused to the extreme, and he wanted to run away like a mad bull on the spot.

But under the stimulus of 200 taels of gold, let alone Zhu Dachang's body is full of malignant sores, even if he has no skin, it is impossible for these women to let him go.

Money touches people's hearts

The faster and more crazy women grabbed Zhu Dachang, and dragged him to the second floor no matter how much he screamed.

Flick off your clothes when it's over, and hide your achievements and fame

Jiang Minghao and Ji Dian watched Zhu Dachang disappear on the second floor, then slowly turned around and walked outside...

(End of this chapter)