Across the heavens to be a bandit

Chapter 35 [Two legs clamped to the telephone pole]

It was a really bad day for King Huangmei.

This man, when he is unlucky, drinking cold boiled water can dry out the gap between his teeth.

Today, the downcast Huangmei finally found Xiaoqian, but was tricked by the clever Xiaoqian into a mental hospital.

As a last resort, King Huangmei could only turn into a piece of paper and fly out of the mental hospital.

He vowed to find Lu Xiaoqian, return to "Silly Girl", and return to Xiaoxitian.

The hungry yellow-browed king clutched his stomach and looked around as he walked, hoping to find something to eat.

He lay down, exhausted by hunger, next to a telephone pole.

Holding the pole for a while to chew.

However, I don’t know how to satisfy my hunger.

Suddenly, he saw a sticker.

Something is written on it.

According to the ancient habit, read from right to left:
"Show... enlighten people... find?"

what!
He seemed to be taken aback by the portrait. He was so weak that he jumped three meters away.

Curiously, he leaned closer and looked slowly, muttering: "This person is too ugly, cut!!"

Search notices:

The name is unknown, and a portrait is attached. If you can provide relevant clues, you will be rewarded with 1 yuan.

The person in the painting is none other than the Yellow Eyebrowed King.

But obviously, this guy doesn't know himself.

Walked a few steps forward and came to a fountain.

Sitting on the bank, King Huangmei looked at the fountain in surprise and said to himself:
"Hey, the water actually runs up!"

"This old Dragon King really, really knows how to think, get this thing, hehe..."

Looking down at the water, he saw a figure inside.

"This brother must be the Prince of the Dragon King, right? Haha, it's very polite to borrow your precious land to rest for a while!"

"Here...why do you always learn from me?"

He reached out and tried the water.

Scooped up some water and took a sip.

Look again, the figure in the water is still there.

He seemed to understand something.

Thinking of the figure in the glass, he was still cursing, saying, what kind of monster is so ugly.

"The one in the water, shouldn't it be me?"

After a short pause, he finally figured it out.

"No, no!"

"Certainly not!"

"I am a majestic king with yellow eyebrows, how can I be so ugly!"

Stretching out his finger to the water, the figure inside moved exactly the same as him.

"No, it's not, why..."

He got up and ran to the electric pole, looked at the portrait carefully, and ran back to the pond.

So repeated, after confirming three times.

"No way?"

"Could it be that this painting is really me?"

"Oh, I'm starving to death!"

Powerless slipped to the ground.

Hold the pole with your hands and clamp the pole with your legs.

Rub for a while, chew for a while.

"Still very hungry..."

Thirty meters behind him, a Rolls Royce parked on the side of the road.

Ren Qianqiu sat in the co-pilot, quietly watching this scene.

"Do you know that sloppy person?" He Lan asked curiously.

Ren Qianqiu nodded and remained silent.

The Yellow-Browed King staggered, covered his growling stomach, and walked forward slowly.

"Silly girl, keep up!"

Rolls-Royce, silent automatic.

He Lan looked here and touched there curiously.

Is this still her car?
The Yellow-browed King came outside a birthday cake shop.

An old man was rummaging through a trash can.

After hesitating for a moment, King Huangmei asked softly, is there anything to eat?

This was the third day since he came to this world, and he asked for help for the first time.

Or maybe the old man didn't seem threatening.

It may also be because the old man showed kindness and closeness.

In short, a generation of demon kings still spoke.

Ask others for help.

Not for anything else, just for a bite to eat.

He is really hungry now.

I almost lost the strength to walk.

"What?" The old man thought he heard it wrong, so he stopped digging through the trash can and asked back.

"Is there anything to eat?" The Yellow-Browed King asked again.

"Alas..." The old man shook his head and sighed.

Then he took out a wad of quick money and dimes from his shirt pocket.

After looking through it, I found a ten-yuan bill with the largest denomination, and handed it to King Huangmei.

"What is this for?" The Yellow-browed King took the money and flipped through it repeatedly, but he couldn't figure out what it was.

"Haven't you eaten yet?" said the old man.

The Yellow-browed King looked at the things in his hand again, and asked, "How do you eat this?"

The old man was speechless, and said angrily:
"Nonsense! Put it in your mouth and eat it bit by bit."

The Yellow-Browed King nodded, clasping his fists in salute, "Thank you benefactor, thank you benefactor!"

The old man pushed the garbage tricycle away slowly, and rushed to the next garbage can to search.

The Yellow-browed King walked to a deserted place, and really put the ten yuan bill by his mouth and began to tear it up.

After chewing for a while, I finally felt something was wrong and smelled it again.

He spat it out and threw the half of his hand on the ground.

"stinky!"

Turning back, the old man had disappeared.

Going forward, he came to a snack street.

The scent from the tip of his nose almost made him lose his soul.

Rolls-Royce always followed him 30 meters away.

He Lan also saw the scene of him biting the coin just now.

I wanted to ask Ren Qianqiu what was his relationship with this person, but after thinking about it, I was afraid that he would be disgusted, so I refrained from asking.

At the dinner table, the three thieves helped to order a table, eating meat and drinking in big bowls.

There are also fried chicken and honey chicken on the table.

The Yellow-Browed King followed the smell and kept approaching.

slowly approaching...

He saw a bone on the table.

Chicken thigh bones.

Just as he was about to reach for it, the phone next to the bone rang, which made him turn around and run away in fright, hiding behind a tree beside him.

Sun Feiyan answered the phone, and then threw the bone on the ground.

The Yellow-Browed King glanced at several people, then slowly stepped forward, picked up the bone from the ground and was about to stuff it into his mouth.

Bang!

Two wine bottles on the table fell to the ground, and the glass shattered.

At the dinner table, the three of them hurriedly got up and looked behind the Yellow-browed King in fear.

The king with yellow eyebrows also stopped biting his bones and turned around.

He was also taken aback for an instant, and hurriedly backed away.

Ren Qianqiu came slowly, He Lan followed behind.

"You three, clear the table."

The three nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, clean up immediately."

After a while, the table was cleaned up.

The stools were also wiped clean.

"please sit down!"

Xiao Wu pulled a stool, wiped it again with his sleeve, and dragged it in front of He Lan.

"Sister-in-law, please sit down!"

"Thank you!" He Lan responded politely.

Ren Qianqiu glared at Xiao Wu.

He looked at King Huangmei and said, "You sit too!"

The Yellow-Browed King looked at him warily.

The person in front of him is very evil.

For him, sometimes he is an enemy, and sometimes he is good to him.

This is really a friend and foe.

The most important thing is that the opponent is very strong.

In particular, the spear with the blood dragon twining around it made the Yellow-Browed King still have lingering fears.

The Yellow-Browed King sat down.

But the location is deliberately far away from Ren Qianqiu.

The gang of thieves hid aside and dared not speak.

Ren Qianqiu took out a wad of hundred-yuan bills and put them on the table, and shouted, "Boss, serve everything you can eat here."

(End of this chapter)