Across the heavens to be a bandit

Chapter 110 [Walk while supporting the wall]

The next day.

A slender and weak woman, carrying a heavy luggage, climbed the mountain with difficulty.

What is the heaviest thing in the world?
Friendship?Loyalty?
Shit!

Books are the heaviest!
Jiang Ni sat in the middle of the mountain, twisting her buttocks and waist.

He thought to himself, on the day when he becomes a land god, he must come to the west with a single sword and chop off half of Wudang Mountain.

It's too tiring to climb this high.

If it weren't for the fact that His Royal Highness allowed her to practice martial arts in these years, her body would be fine, but if she climbed to the top of the mountain, half of her life would probably be lost.

Escorted by more than a hundred cavalry, Jiang Ni came up to the foot of the mountain alone.

A few young Taoist priests with perceptive eyes wanted to step forward to help, but they didn't get the slightest response.

Talking is regarded as farting, and actions are regarded as playing monkeys, which is probably the case.

Gradually, the number of little Taoist priests gradually increased.

There are many climbers, so they don't feel tired.

The stunningly beautiful woman, but she always had a cold pretty face, and she was indifferent to anyone, turning a blind eye.

The girls from Beiliang Prince's Mansion just have personality, we can't afford to mess with them.

Xiaodao is just looking at it, isn't it breaking the law?
trailing?

If it doesn't exist, the trail is about to go up the mountain.

The main road faces the sky, each has its own side.

You go ahead, I go behind.

Hong Xixiang has nothing to do all day long, riding a green bull backwards, strolling all over the mountain first.

Walk the dog, walk the bird, walk the horse, you name it.

Little Master Uncle, is this considered walking yourself?

It happened that when he saw the scene in the mountain, his expression suddenly changed.

Although she is only a maid, if that extremely domineering and unreasonable His Royal Highness Shi Zi sees this scene on the mountainside, he will have to level Wudang Mountain.

In the words of His Royal Highness, my maid, I can see it, but others can't.

Unconvinced, he dug his eyes and drank the wine.

The little master uncle who aspires to become the best in the world, at this moment, his forehead is covered with fine beads of sweat.

Want to speak out, but it's not right.

Showing up is even more inconvenient.

Just when he was distressed, the little master uncle's eyes lit up.

The volume in his hand was pasted on the cover of "Tai Ye You Hua Jing", which was actually the most shameless erotic novel of Taoism, hanging on the tip of the green bull's horn.

Close your eyes and wave your right hand slightly.

In my mind, the scene of the wind blowing the fallen leaves and fluttering down flashed.

wave...

A gust of evil wind came suddenly, blowing those many little Taoist priests down, and landed on three feet.

Opening his eyes, Hong Xixiang looked at the empty mountainside, only a beautiful woman climbing the mountain with a bag on her back, and there was no one behind him, so he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Jumping off the green cow, he ran forward to help, but a cold word came, "Good dogs don't get in the way."

That voice was already extremely weak.

Between the eyebrows and eyes, it is like a Bodhisattva angry, with its own majesty.

She doesn't look like a maid at all.

The little master uncle thought to himself, the women brought out by His Royal Highness are just different.

Eldest brother is still right, the women at the foot of the mountain are all tigresses.

In contrast, red clothes are the best!
Hong Xixiang smiled and said, "I will lead the girl."

They saw each other off all the way, and when they came to the hut, Hong Xixiang didn't intend to go in.

His pupils were full of taboos, without any hesitation, he immediately turned and left.

In the hut, in the yard, Jiang Ni sat down on the ground, panting, out of breath.

This trip, I feel that I have lost more than ten catties.

Go back to Little Lotus Peak and continue herding cattle.

Holding the classic in my hand, I don't want to turn to the next page for a long time.

Sometimes he nods, and sometimes his eyes reflect light, probably because he has realized the true meaning of it.

Suddenly, a figure appeared in front of him. The young master and uncle slowly closed the books in his hands, put away his righteous face, and said indifferently:
"Brother Wang!"

Wang Chonglou glanced meaningfully at the book hanging on the green ox horn sword, explaining the purpose of his visit, he planned to live in this little lotus flower peak for a while.

Without him, it's just that this place is the quietest, and hardly anyone comes here on weekdays.

Hong Xixiang looked at the bald head with two fingers on his senior brother's forehead, and thought, should he laugh out loud at this moment.

Think about it, hold back, after all, he is his senior brother.

I have loved him very much since I was a child, try to hold back...

On top of Wang Chonglou's head, at the width of two fingers, the hair disappeared, and the two fingers of the bald head, as if deliberately scraped off, looked very artistic.

Walking to a corner where no one was around, the little Taoist finally couldn't hold back anymore and laughed out loud.

On the side, Qingniu also kept sneezing.

Last night, a spear intent shot up into the sky, and it was fleeting, awakening the sleeping Hong Xixiang, and went out to check, but there was nothing unusual.

Counting with fingers, there was a long silence, sighed, and said to himself:
"Master, it's difficult to be number one in the world..."

"You old man left early, and you didn't say clearly whether you want me to be the best in martial arts, or the best in eating, the best in bragging, and the best in endorsements..."

Bragging, generally refers to talking big, not trying to attack that young bull.

"If you don't speak, then I will choose by myself?"

"It's going to go down the mountain after all!"

After finishing speaking, looking at the distant night sky, he whispered: "It's best to be in red..."

At this moment, seeing Brother Dawang's bald head with two fingers on top of his head, Hong Xixiang probably guessed what happened last night.

It's just that I never thought that the senior brother in charge would lose so badly.

Not much worse than disfigurement.

This is planning to stay in Little Lotus Peak for a while, waiting for the hair to grow longer.

Jiang Ni rubbed her red shoulders, raised her head, and saw His Royal Highness Shizi was chewing a cucumber in his hand, and looked sideways at the vegetable garden next to her, feeling out of breath.

I don't know where the strength came from, he crawled up, rushed forward two steps, pulled His Royal Highness's arm, opened his mouth and bit down.

A wave of air was set off and sent people flying.

The strength is just right, not enough to hurt people.

Bengga Bengga, chewing the cucumber in his mouth, said: "Are you a puppy?"

Leaving Beiliang Prince's Mansion, Jiang Ni's suppressed mood for a long time was finally liberated.

Feeling ashamed and indignant at this moment, he grabbed a handful of dirt at his feet and sprinkled it on Xu Qianqiu's body.

Holding the cucumber in one hand, he chewed it casually, and lifted it up with the other hand. With the flick of his fingers, the earth stopped in an instant.

bomb!
Fly back.

The pretty little girl turned into a little clay figurine.

They are similar in age, a son of Beiliang, and a princess of subjugation.

One is sitting on the ground and the other is standing.

One cried and the other laughed.

Xu Qianqiu didn't help her either. This girl is so strong that she doesn't need anyone to help her.

Beckon, teacups fly over.

He drank it all in one gulp, and said: "Little clay figurine, under the forest in this mountain, the moon is dark and the wind is high, there is only one thatched hut.

Don't worry, at night, no matter what you do to me, I promise not to call for help. "

at night……

One hundred thousand words are omitted here, too detailed, so it will be skipped automatically.

Afraid of writing too much and no one will read it.

In the early morning of the second day, Jiang Ni supported the wall and walked away.

Seeing this, Xu Qianqiu sighed, not all of them can do it.

I don't know if in this world, one day, he will be able to support the wall and walk away.

But thinking about it, it's unlikely.

If you meet the strong, you will be strong, and it doesn't just refer to martial arts.

In the morning, Hong Xixiang looked at the cheat books and illustrations in his hands, which were vivid and fascinating.

It can be seen that the painter must be a master of calligraphy and painting.

Seeing Jiang Ni supporting the wall and walking away, and then looking at His Royal Highness who was laughing, the young master and uncle counted and said helplessly:
"I knew it was not appropriate to go down the mountain today!

Red clothes and red clothes, we will meet each other indefinitely..."

Xu Zhihu, that's a real tiger, my junior master uncle doesn't want to walk away with his hand on the wall like Jiang Ni.

(End of this chapter)