This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 7 The wise man three paragraphs!
Elma thought about her glorious journey with the brave after leaving the God Realm.

White horses, armor, long swords, flying flags, tragic battlefields.

In times of crisis, the brave charge forward with the sacred blade, and each swing of the blade can kill a demon.And I, who is wearing a platinum robe, should wear a crown, assist the brave with holy power, and complete a glorious battle under the admiration of everyone.

It should be like this.

The blue slime strode forward at high speed in an extremely weird posture, and the swift wind blew against Erma's face, making her numb even more.

It shouldn't be, what is the problem?
Elma looked at Zhou Li, who was holding three slime bombs, with excitement and destruction written all over his face, and fell into deep thought for a while.

Why is this brave man completely inconsistent with the previous impression and the image of the brave man in the case?

Normally speaking, shouldn't one not forget to pick up missing treasures when hunting down monsters, obtaining materials, and selling materials?

Why, why now we're riding a bunch of blue jellies and charging towards the stink goblin camp with a bunch of explosives?Picture what?Is it because they don't take a shower once in three years, or is it because their toilets are built upstream in the river?
That group of creatures couldn't even explode with a sturdy stick!
In fact, Elma also asked this question just now, and Zhou Li was also very patient, and answered her tolerantly:

"When will your minting mind be able to think about my plan?"

???

Have we known each other for a long time?Why does the brave man seem to be very relaxed and familiar with him when he gets along with him, as if the two have known each other for a long time.

But we've been acting together for less than two days?
With doubts in mind, Elma still chose to believe in Zhou Li.After all, as a child of a god, Elma trusts her intuition very much.At this time, her intuition kept twitching like an eel struck by lightning, reminding her to "believe in Zhou Li".

Elma chose to follow her instincts.

Just as Elma was thinking, a group of thatched cottages appeared in the field of vision of the two of them.When they saw the blue cloud and smoke floating in mid-air, Zhou Li and Gululu looked at each other, and then Gululu made a sound of Gululu, and the corner of Zhou Li's mouth curled up.

It became.

"Sprint!"

With a roar, the blue slimes exploded at an astonishing speed in an instant, and Zhou Li, who was sitting on Gululu, suddenly jumped into the air, and caught Elma who was caught off guard and was almost thrown out with one hand.Then Zhou Li jumped onto the other slimes, relying on them as a springboard to leave the wave of blue jelly.

"Why don't we keep up?"

Elma asked confusedly in Zhou Li's arms, but Zhou Li pulled her into the dark bushes and took out something.

A piece of paper with the head of a goblin drawn on it, with a perforation on the left and right ends of the paper, and an elastic thread hanging from the perforation.

"You tore her up again?"

Elma glanced pityingly at the exclusive to the brave man hanging on Zhou Li's waist, then she looked at the piece of paper, and asked with some confusion: "Are you trying...to kill someone?"

"Who told you this stalk?" Zhou Li gave her a strange look, but he didn't take it to heart. He put the piece of paper on his face like a mask, and lowered his voice and said to Elma:
"You will be like this, like this, then like this, and then like this..."

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The moment the slime army appeared at the gate of the goblin, Heishu's heart trembled.

coming!

The boss's plan worked!

At this time, the expert fisherman on the side was already frightened by the blue wave. As a person whose intelligence is not too developed, he has also participated in slime hunting, but in his memory, slimes are all dumbfounded. Cute creatures waiting to be harvested by goblins.But when lumps of slimes gathered together and exploded at a speed of brass level, the scene was terrifying.

I am super!broken!
At this time, the fish-fishing expert only had these four words in his mind, and he sat on the stone pier in a daze, hugging his legs tightly and trembling, motionless.His instinct told himself that his frail body brought about by his fresh and refined IQ would definitely not be able to escape this terrifying wave.Moyu looked at the slime rushing in front of him, and gradually gave up thinking.

"How many woods are equal to one wood plus three woods?!"

However, what puzzled the fishing experts was that the wave of slime didn't engulf his body directly.Instead, the slimes avoided his pier as if they had a problem with him, leaving only three slimes asking him strange questions.

"answer me!"

Looking at the somewhat demented Moyu, one of the slimes left behind asked loudly with a childlike voice: "How many wooden poles are equal to one wooden pole plus three wooden poles?"

"Four... four..."

After noticing that the slime's eyesight was getting a little bit bad, Moyu gave a jolt, and replied staggeringly.

"Oh?" After Moyu answered his question after regaining consciousness, the slime asked with great interest: "How many wooden poles are equal to twelve wooden poles plus thirteen wooden poles? "

"This..." Moyu's head dripped with sweat, and then he looked at the slime in despair and shook his head.

"Three stages of a wise man~"

The slime ordered the slime on the side, and then jumped into the wave of slimes.Just when Moyu found out that they were not planning to kill him and felt lucky, there was a sudden exclamation from the side.

"Wow! Wisdom King Fifth Stage!!"

Moyu turned his head, and was shocked to find that Heishu was surrounded by a group of slimes.Seeing the inexplicably straight back and the faintly proud Hei Shu appearing on his face, the expert fisherman suddenly felt an inexplicable emotion welling up in his heart.

He looked at the slime wave and felt that his fate was about to be changed soon.

After the slime wave entered the goblin tribe, many goblins curled up in their rooms waiting for the slime to ask.Of course, the sound of the explosion was the main reason why the group of goblins panicked.

Within 10 minutes or so, the sound of the explosion stopped, and the bursts of roaring and roaring also disappeared into the hustle and bustle.Soon, the Goblin tribe fell into peace.

When the first goblin walked out of the house, he found that although the slimes were scattered all over the tribe, none of the slimes entered their house again.They just asked themselves a few questions, and then gave themselves a messy definition.Later, they left the house to communicate with each other, and found that some people were "Sage One" and some were "Zhizong Second Stage", as if these had a level.

After communicating with each other, the group of goblins whose intelligence still existed looked at each other in blank dismay.They looked at each other with a look in their eyes that they had never seen before.

A jealous look.

"Why is he a wise nine-dan!"

For the first time, this group of goblins, who never knew how to think intellectually, felt jealous of each other.After all, when those mentally handicapped goblins were bullying them, these goblins would not be jealous. They couldn't even think, because the mentally handicapped goblins didn't care at all.

However, when they saw their true peers and themselves in an evaluation system for the first time, a sense of superiority and jealousy that farts did not have aroused.

The goblin slowly realized that the group of slimes didn't seem to be embarrassing themselves.It seems that the explosion just now was only carried out in the mentally handicapped area. At least the brain-dead choir, which communicated with each other every day, did not sing today.They found that it seems that this group of slimes...

Do not kill the wise.

Just when the goblin thought everything was settled and quiet, he came.

Holding a wooden pole and wearing a portrait of a goblin on his head, he has a tall and straight figure.Seeing this man walking slowly from the gate to the depths of the tribe, the goblin suddenly confirmed something in his heart.

"He's a goblin!"

That's right, this kind of camouflage that the dog shook his head was enough to fool the group of goblins.And this group of goblins was looking at this goblin who appeared inexplicably, and a question appeared in their hearts.

What rank is he?
Under the watchful eyes of all the intelligent goblins, this goblin spoke.

"Odd change and even change, the symbol looks at the quadrant!"

What is he talking about?
Under the puzzled gaze of the goblins, a white ring suddenly appeared on the man's body out of thin air.At this moment, the slime suddenly shouted out in surprise:
"Wow! It's a high-level wisdom ring!"

What is a high-level smart ring?

Just when the goblins were full of question marks, the man spoke again.At this time, he continued to say countless strange and rhythmic words.

"Pan left and right on brackets! Pan up and down on ends!"

Weng!There is another layer of blue wisdom ring behind the man.

"99*10 equals 990!"

Yellow Zhihuan, green Zhihuan, silver Zhihuan, red Zhihuan, golden Zhihuan, god-level Zhihuan! ! !
After the words one after another ended, the man behind him was full of brilliance like a colorful LED light board.The various colors of red and yellow endow it with a bright and dazzling appearance.

"It's Emperor Zhi! Emperor Zhi is here! Emperor Zhi has come to rescue the oppressed goblins!"

At this time, the words of a goblin resounded throughout the tribe.All the goblins were shocked and forgot the past. The man stood on the ground, and the breath of wisdom spread over him. At this moment, all the goblins felt very dazzling, and it was difficult to look directly at the man full of wisdom. man.

Jealousy can only be produced by comparing yourself with people who are similar to you.When the gap between you and the other party is too large, jealousy will turn into reverence.The goblins walked forward in a daze. At this time, those mentally handicapped goblins who used to be domineering and bullying were tied to the road, and those who resisted tenaciously had already become immortals.

And Emperor Zhi was watching his subjects with nine wisdom rings.

"I am Emperor Zhi."

The man spoke with a magnetic voice: "At the same time, I am a goblin."

"At this time, the mentally handicapped goblins have been captured, and the old goblin king is dead, so..."

The man's words seemed to possess mysterious power, attracting the attention of all the goblins.Before they could think about it, the goblin who had just called Emperor Zhi called out again.

"Emperor Yongzhi! Establish a new king!!"

The goblins were stunned, and then they slowly raised their hands, with fanatic expressions gradually appearing on their faces:

"Emperor Yongzhi! Establish a new king! Emperor Yongzhi! Establish a new king! Emperor Yongzhi! Establish a new king!"

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At this time, Elma, who had been maintaining the "spiritual light" spell, looked at Zhou Li who had issued the "Declaration of Goblin Rights" expressionlessly, and had almost given up thinking.

Hello everyone, this is my hero, as the first step on the road to defeating the devil, we...

Take control of a group of goblins.

It's useless.

(End of this chapter)