This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 5 Slime, Big Jelly

Guiguzi once said that he hated two kinds of people the most in his life.

The first type is traitors. Guiguzi believes that traitors are often the first to destroy a strong fortress, and the existence of traitors will also drain the fighting spirit of friendly troops, and they must be eradicated.

The second type of person he hates is the person who eradicates his traitor.

Zhou Li expressed his appreciation for this, and he learned and used it flexibly.It can be said that he created the first great feat in the history of mankind to develop the traitor of Warcraft - brother traitor.What we firmly believe is that this is the first step taken by Zhou Li, a brave man who has gradually revealed his true nature.

When Hei Shu returned to his post in a daze, the expert fisherman standing guard with him didn't care about Hei Shu's whereabouts.After all, the instinct of monsters is uncontrollable, who knows if Heishu has found a secret place to play with handicrafts.As a fishing expert whose IQ is comparable to that of a black tree, he believes that in the workplace, not reporting is a unique way of survival.So he just glanced at the black tree casually, and then continued to grind the leather on his body, preparing to make a nest for fishing in a few days.

By the way, his name is "Fishing Expert".This is the name given to him by his father who was caught by the nightmare shark. For this name that puts his father's expectations, the fisherman cherishes it very much.But at the same time, he is also naturally not interested in anything.

touched.

Thinking of going to the Turbulent River to catch fish for a day in a few days, the expert fisherman put the wooden pole aside, and then found a rock and lay down lazily on it.As far as he is concerned, there is nothing that can interest him in the goblin race. Besides fishing, his favorite thing is fishing at work.

Yes, the craft left to him by his father is fishing.

"Noon is the laziest time for an expert fisherman. During this time, he won't notice what I do."

Hei Shu is not planning to go offline, but according to Zhou Li's instructions, he is going to be a lonely hero and directly accomplish great things.He clearly remembered what Zhou Li said to him before leaving.

"Heishu, please remember that your wisdom is unique, and you don't need to develop any offline. Once more people know about this, it will increase your risk of exposure, so you must become a lone traveler."

Thinking of the boss' entrustment before leaving, and those eyes full of sincere emotion, Hei Shu couldn't help but feel warm in his heart.He shook the wooden pole in his hand, and his left hand drooped aside intentionally or unintentionally, covering his somewhat bulging pocket.

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"Why don't you let it find other smart goblins to fight against tyranny?"

In the woods, Elma sat obediently on the tree stump, looked at Zhou Li and asked curiously, "Didn't it mean that there are more people and more strength?"

"Don't be stupid." Zhou Li sneered at Elma's question, "You don't think this group of people are really smart, do you? It's just the brains of Goblins, as long as one more person knows our plan, there will be one more The risk of them accidentally singing out loud while using the toilet."

"Will the black tree succeed?" Zhou Li's answer made her ask with some concern: "It was whispering its plan when it walked back just now, what if he is exposed?"

"?"

A question mark appeared on Zhou Li's forehead, he pointed to himself, and asked with an innocent face: "Then what does it matter to me?"

"What does their own civil strife have to do with me, an ordinary passer-by? Why, are they planning to go to the Silver Court to sue me?"

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Most of the houses in the Goblin tribe are made of thatch and the saliva of a kind of bug. Apart from being unattractive, poor in practicality, cold in winter and hot in summer, and extremely smelly, there is nothing too deadly about this kind of house. shortcoming.As the east entrance of the Twilight Forest, which is equally divided by goblins and slimes, this kind of thatched house can be seen everywhere in the plains.

At this time, holding a wooden handle, the black tree with mud smeared on its face swaggered through the thatched houses.At this time, he was in high spirits, and his haughty expression made the civilians and female goblins around him afraid to step forward.After all, in this tribe, those who have weapons and look proud are usually goblin hunters. This group of goblins are low in IQ and moody, so most people avoid them.

The target of the black tree is none other than a three-story thatched cottage on the middle reaches of the Turbulent River that runs through the east entrance.The outside of this thatched house was covered with black holy water dug up by goblins, and hung with various gems and pearls left by adventurers.This "palace" built downstream of the luxury toilet is the residence of the king of the Goblin tribe, "Shalbi".

After crossing the wooden bridge, Black Tree walked to the palace.Looking at this luxurious "magnificent hall", he took a deep breath and walked towards the palace entrance as if he were dying.

"Guluwawa! Lulu googoo! (Stop! What are you doing?!)"

A dilapidated iron rod was placed in front of the black tree, and a huge goblin dressed in cloth stood in front of the black tree with a ferocious face, and asked with an unfriendly expression: "Silva Ratu! Card! (Here is Palace, scumbag!)"

"The king asked me to put this on his bedside!"

Hei Shu knelt down on one knee, handed the blue ball around his waist to the giant goblin, and said humbly, "This is a gift from Slime. Your Majesty is very happy. Let me put it on the bedside when I come back." !"

The giant goblin frowned, subconsciously feeling something was wrong.He took the "Pearl and Jade" and looked at it carefully for a moment.

No sharp blades!Safety!

After conducting a full security check, the giant goblin nodded, and then he gave Heishi a vicious look.Hei Shu had an epiphany on the spot, and smiled obsequiously: "Come here, come here, helping the king is not something we low-class people can do!"

"Garu Garu (very good, very good.)" the huge goblin said to Hei Shu in satisfaction, but Hei Shu didn't leave, but leaned forward and said:
"This thing, the king is back, you can light him with a torch, and there will be beautiful magic."

After forcing a long series of words to explain clearly, the giant goblin looked at the black tree suspiciously, then he took out the torch beside him, lit the fire, and looked at it in detail for a moment.

No sharp blades, safe!

The happy giant goblin kicked the black tree away, and happily ran into the thatched cottage.Looking at the huge back, Hei Shu smiled, and then hid in a corner beside him, watching the changes.

Three hours later, accompanied by a pig-like roar, a large group of goblins ran into the tribe in groups with blue soft rubber on their heads.Surrounded by a group of giant goblins, one of them is even more heavyweight, with a large lump of soft rubber under his armpit, and every time he takes a step, the flesh on his body trembles a few times. Lin bounced and ran towards his palace, making strange grunting noises incessantly.

When Hei Shu saw this goblin, his heart was shocked.This thing with mental retardation written all over its face is exactly the mentally retarded Goblin who oppressed their family for hundreds of years - Shalebi.He looked nervously at the Shale wall that was getting closer to the house, and his heart beat more and more intensely.

When Shalebi stepped into that house, Heishu's heart went straight into his throat.He kept praying to the boss, hoping that the giant goblin would act according to his plan.After a long time, Heishu even thought that his plan had failed. When everything was over, the huge goblin who had been working hard to watch the gate suddenly looked around miserably. Then he took out the torch and quietly pushed the Shale wall away. door.

It became.

Seeing this, Hei Shu heaved a sigh of relief.Then he walked towards his post - the gate of the clan without looking back.

The moment he sat at the gate with his back to the clan.A thunderous explosion suddenly resounded through the sky, Hei Shu didn't turn his head, but looked indifferently at the dark twilight forest in front of him, his expression as usual.

In the next second, Zhou Li's fresh-clothed angry horse riding a blue slime suddenly erupted in the twilight forest, brushing past the black tree.

"It's up to you, boss."

"Well done, Black Tree."

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One day ago, the slime territory.

Zhou Li, who has established an extremely deep friendship with slime through animal best friends, and the king of slime set up a cooperation. He happily high-fives the soft blue jelly. A plan against goblins And so on.

The reason Zhou Li was able to reach a consensus with slimes so quickly was that apart from the fact that all the slimes were strongly dissatisfied with the behavior of goblins always pulling *loan papers over slimes, there was another very important point. .

"Your excrement, these soft gels, can make explosives."

These can change shape freely, but because the jellies who are too lazy by nature find that their excrement can make such a gorgeous explosion, something in them seems to be activated.And Zhou Li immediately handed over the production method to them without hesitation, which made this group of innocent jelly creatures feel extremely friendly, and chose to join forces with Zhou Li.

"Lululululululululululu~~~"

Elma crouched in front of a chubby slime, stretched out her hand to touch its body, and then muttered like the slime beside her for a long time.

"The bones of the family are tax-free to protect Yaya?"

The Slime King, who was chatting happily with Zhou Li, glanced at Elma, and repeated Elma's slime words with some hesitation, "What is this female cuboid talking about?"

"Ignore her, she doesn't know the language of nobles."

Zhou Li glanced at Elma, who always likes to imitate the goddess of other races, and she is always happy, but he is too lazy to stop it.After he confirmed the details of the plan with Slime again, treacherous smiles appeared on the faces of each of them.

Except for Zhou Li, few people know about it.

Slime is the race with the highest IQ among all dream beasts.

(End of this chapter)