This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 361 Levi's Everyone Has Not Forgotten, Right?

"Sign up?"

In the work area, Zhou Li held the book "Accounting: How to Avoid Extending the Sentence", and asked with a blank face, "Why should I sign up? What?"

Torreya put a stack of papers in front of Zhou Li, and said in a cold voice, "Martial arts meeting."

"Ah, yes, it's time to sign up."

It has been two months since the last military exercise, and the upcoming Mosk Combat will also be held in one month.Zhou Li took a registration form, glanced at the content on it, and asked Torreia:
"Have you signed up with Don Quixote?"

"I'm done signing up."

Torreya nodded, her long silver-white hair fluttered slightly with her movements, setting off her beautiful face.Today, she just wore a pure white shirt because she didn't need to go out for activities or training.Perhaps it was because she seldom met with Zhou Li alone, or that Zhou Li would make verbal attacks every time she met alone. At this time, Torreya was a little nervous.

"We were assigned to the Bright Group."

Pulling the hem of his shirt, Torreya calmly said to Zhou Li: "This competition is divided into six parts. In the beginning, 100 people fought in melee, and 50 people were eliminated. The remaining 50 people will be divided into 25 teams by two groups. Each team chooses another team to fight, and the winner stays. In this round, those who hold the tickets for the previous championship will be bye, that is to say, if Don Quixote and I pass the first level , then we will advance directly.”

"Then there is the third level. In the third level, the remaining 25 people will be regrouped, but this time they will fight each other. The battle venue is in the simulated area, and we can discuss the environment in which to fight. In this level, we And don Quixote have a defeat immunity."

"The fourth level is the same as the third level. After discussing the venue, there will be a battle. From the beginning of the fourth game, there will be a loser's bracket and a winner's bracket. .”

After talking about a long list of dizzying rules, Toreya saw the silent Zhou Li.Just when she thought Zhou Li was thinking about these cumbersome rules.

Then, Zhou Li slapped his head and said sincerely: "It's really troublesome, just give me the championship."

"Unfortunately the rules can't be changed."

At this moment, Don Quixote came in with a cup of coffee.She looked at Zhou Li and said with a wry smile, "I didn't know that these two championship tickets had so many privileges, and now I can't change them even if I want to."

"If you mean that you think it's not dignified to win by relying on privileges, then I suggest you take a good look at your head."

Zhou Li could guess what Don Quixote was worried about with his toes, and after complaining blankly, he put down the registration paper and said to Don Quixote: "You and Toreya should prepare for the battle. , I asked, this time the runner-up reward is very generous, at least 20 gold coins. With 15 gold coins, I can ask Evan to issue an invoice for [-] gold coins. This time [-] came out, and the money was all came back."

Ignoring Zhou Li's previous sentence of "the champion is decided by me", Don Quixote took a sip of coffee and commented on his behavior of issuing fake invoices, "It's a bit too much."

Glancing at Don Quixote strangely, Zhou Li didn't feel guilty at all for teaching this female knight of justice to bad, on the contrary, he was a little relieved.

"By the way, what group would I be in if I signed up?"

Zhou Li asked curiously, his current strength is very strange.The Black Emperor brought him a resplendent mid-level body, but his professional level was only platinum.Because he is relatively honest recently, the power of disasters and natural disasters has not accumulated much, so if he is measured by an instrument, he is only at the platinum level.

Don Quixote thought for a long time after hearing this thought-provoking question. She must have known Zhou Li's situation, so she didn't know which group Zhou Li should go to.

"Is there a toddler group?"

Zhou Li had a whim, if he killed all directions in the children's group, those audiences would be shocked, and the power of disasters and natural disasters would accumulate very quickly.

"Uh, no."

Even if there is, Don Quixote is determined to hide it from Zhou Li.She was really afraid that if Zhou Li's mind would go to the children's group and kill everyone, Zhou Li might not feel any guilt, he would only have fun.But as his subordinate, Don Quixote will directly die socially.

"never mind."

Zhou Li sighed and gave up this bold idea.He picked up the form again, and began to think about the title and weapon proficiency column on it.

"This thing is indiscriminate fighting."

After a while, Zhou Li raised his head and confirmed, "They can't punish me as long as I use the reported weapon, right?"

"Well, in theory it is like this."

Trying my best, Don Quixote said euphemistically: "But the jury may not allow those explosive weapons with a high damage range to be on stage, that would be unfair to other people."

"Whatever is fair or unfair is bullshit."

Zhou Li has a dismissive attitude towards this kind of thing, "There is no difference in fighting, and I am also a member of the same if I spend money."

"At least you have to fight."

Don Quixote said to Zhou Li, dumbfounded, "If you really pull out a bazooka, it's not considered fighting. No matter how bad it is, you have to take out a melee weapon."

"A melee weapon?"

Suddenly, Zhou Li seemed blessed, and a genius idea fell into his mind.At this time, he thought of an article he had read on Earth, which shocked him extremely at the time, and also inspired the height of the distance in the other world.

"Melee weapons... as long as they are melee weapons."

Zhou Li looked at Don Quixote and asked solemnly: "Let me confirm, can melee weapons pass the trial and be brought on stage?"

Although he was vaguely worried that Zhou Li would bring her a fantastic new way of playing, but after all, it was limited to the melee range, and Don Quixote felt that there should be no major problem.She nodded, confirming Zhou Li's statement.

"That's good."

Zhou Li smiled, and with this smile, Don Quixote and Torreya broke into cold sweat.

It's bad, this kid has a big job, otherwise he wouldn't be able to smile so happily.

"Let me double check that this competition can be anonymous, but you can wear a mask, right?"

"correct."

Torea nodded solemnly at the side. She felt that the rules originally set up by the organizer to protect those contestants would become Zhou Li's toys.

Sure enough, after hearing Torea's reply, Zhou Li's smile became more and more arrogant, and finally, the smile was lingering.

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"Are you sure this is a normal person?"

Looking at the registration form in his hand, the hand of the chief examiner holding the paper trembled.He raised his head to look at the staff who handed the application form to him, and asked in a deep voice: "I said that people from the Third Mental Hospital are not allowed to participate, and even those who have been discharged from the hospital are not allowed!"

"But he is a foreign guest and has no history of mental illness."

This clerk was also a little innocent, she didn't know why there was such a thing to participate in the competition, and it was a foreign guest.

"As for? So excited?"

At this time, Mr. Charles, one of the organizers of the competition, came over.He looked at the heavy-faced people in front of him, and asked puzzledly, "Aren't you just a foreign guest? Why are you so nervous?"

"See for yourself."

The review did not say much, and handed the registration form to Mr. Charles.

Charles was silent. He stared blankly at the registration form, lost in thought.

Name: Homma Kojiro
Name, nothing too big a problem.Although this format is a bit strange, the Martial Arts Association doesn't care about their real identities, and everyone who comes is a guest.

Then, there is the title.

To be honest, in this world, titles are often a person's appearance, and only powerful people are worthy of having their own titles.Of course, you can also call yourself whatever you like "Guotianlong", "Gypsophila", "Dung Licha", but others don't know that you have such a title, and it would be embarrassing for you to say it.

Therefore, except for those professionals who already have their own fame, most people will not fill in the name in the title column.However, the registration form being reviewed now has a frightening title on it.

The perfect genital destroyer.

Terrible, extremely terrifying.

"Can this kind of title be broadcast?"

Charles asked puzzledly, "Can the Magic Image Bureau let you go?"

"You think too far, this is the title, and there are more below."

After hearing the examiner's words, Charles continued to read.Then, his pupils dilated.

"This fucking will never pass the trial!"

Looking at the photo on the weapons report, Charles patted the table and made a decisive decision: "This fucking man is crazy."

At this time, in the weapon reporting column of the registration form, a photo of a weapon lay quietly on it.

"If this kind of thing appears in the martial arts meeting, we can reopen everyone on the spot, then jump from the sixteenth floor with this fake cane, and scold all the fighters who have been hit by this fake cane For the rest of our lives, we will leave a great page in history because we are the only ones who dare to let the fake **** play on the mana image!!!!!!”

Without panting or pausing, Charles spoke everyone's heart to everyone at a very fast speed.

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"Are you serious?"

Seeing the fake dick in Zhou Li's hand, Ai Wei became numb.

"You don't understand, a weapon doesn't mean that the sharper it is, the stronger it is. A truly powerful weapon is one that wins without fighting."

Zhou Li held a weapon in one hand and turned his back on the other, standing erect in the house, with an attitude of a master.In front of him, Ivy's face was ashen.

If I knew this was the case, I'm curious ass.

Just three hours ago, Zhou Li found him mysteriously and asked him if he knew where there was a civilian hotel nearby.After getting the specific location, Zhou Li rushed down, and sneaked back into the room after a while.

Usually, when Zhou Li buys something, he usually brings Elma with him.But this time Zhou Li didn't communicate with anyone other than asking a question, which aroused Ivy's curiosity.He walked to Zhou Li's room, knocked on the door, and knocked on his regret.

When he opened the door, Zhou Li, who was dancing with a sword, was in front of Ivy.At that moment, Zhou Li seemed to be possessed by a sword fairy, with ten thousand meters of sword energy. Even Ai Wei, who was several meters away from him, was repelled by the sword energy, and he stood back with dozens of supporting walls, his face pale.

Anyone who saw a man wielding a sixty-centimeter dildo would be terrified.

After learning that Zhou Li was holding this fetish to participate in the competition, Ai Wei suddenly felt extremely complicated.Because he quickly guessed what Zhou Li was going to do, and sure enough, Zhou Li began to explain to him.

"Look, I will find someone to enchant the front end later, it will be a perfect hammer. And I will use mithril or something to coat the top, so that the whole demon-breaking effect can be achieved. The most important thing is, Although this game should not hurt others physically, it is definitely pure spiritual harm."

Holding a sharp weapon in his hand, Zhou Li talked eloquently, "Are you a fighter, is he afraid of losing? No, losing to a strong man is not ashamed. If they can win against Torreia's Silver Moon Spear or Don Quixote They will brag about it for a while. After all, it is the glory of warriors, and it is their glory."

"However, you said that if they were shot by my [Nine Heavens Lei Mang Wutu Inlaid Jade Overlord Divine Hammer], would they be ashamed?"

Looking at the extremely excited Zhou Li in front of him, Ivy fell silent.He felt that he had underestimated Zhou Li. Whenever he thought that Zhou Li's bottom line would end here, Zhou Li would always give him a tricky job.After a long time, he let out a long sigh, and said quietly:
"Is it possible that it would be even more embarrassing for you to take this to the ring?"

"But this game should follow the rules."

Zhou Li spread his hands and said innocently: "Melee combat, the material has passed the test, it is not a smuggled product, this game should comply with the rules, why should they call me ashamed."

"This thing is immoral!"

"Indeed, I feel immoral, too."

Zhou Li nodded empathetically, and then said calmly under Ivy's broken expression of "you still know", "So I decided not to show my true colors."

"What?"

Ivy was stunned, and then he quickly understood Zhou Li's meaning, "Do you want to change your appearance?"

"No, that's not interesting."

Zhou Li took out something and put it in front of Ivy. In an instant, Ivy's pupils dilated, and he looked at the affairs on the table in disbelief.

This…

"You already expected it?"

He looked at Zhou Li in disbelief.

"All coincidences are destined by God."

Zhou Li said so.

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"Have any of you seen my diplomatic papers?"

In the office, Levi frowned and touched his pocket with a dazed expression.

(End of this chapter)