This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 3 The mentally retarded goblins

Chapter 3 The mentally retarded goblins

"Did you really forget something?"

Seeing Elma, who had a happy expression in front of her, like a schoolboy going on an outing, eager to leave the God Realm, Zhou Li was completely unmoved.He folded his arms and asked repeatedly: "Did you forget something?"

"Forehead……"

After being questioned many times, Elma, whose brain reacted to stress, seemed to remember something. She stretched her neck and looked around the space. When looking at the mirror with the note, Erma's face was stained with a blush.

"Sorry, I forgot to optimize the talent."

After bowing her head and apologizing, Elma trotted all the way to the mirror.She crouched behind the huge mirror and poked around for a long time, after a while, she waved to Zhou Li:

"Mr. Zhou Li, after a while, if you look directly at this mirror, you will be able to perform a talent optimization."

After realizing that she really couldn't move the mirror, Elma put her hands on her hips and panted twice, then she stepped out of the way and signaled Zhou Li to go to the mirror.Zhou Li didn't say much, and walked straight to the mirror, then stood still.

"Talent optimization is generally divided into two steps." Elma bent down and turned on a switch behind the mirror, and then accompanied by a burst of elegant music, a panel-like thing appeared on the mirror.Zhou Li stepped forward and clicked on the panel.

(Zhou Li - Race: Brave)
Zhou Li looked at it and found that there were no such elements as standard intelligence, strength, and agility.There are only two areas, one with Inherent Talent and one with Divine Gift.

"Wow, Mr. Zhou Li, you have four inherent talents, this is rare!"

Seeing the four text boxes of different colors in the area, Elma read one by one in surprise:

"Master of mass demagoguery, language artist, culture blaster, master of social engineering..."

The more she read, the softer Elma's voice became, and the more solemn her face became.She began to feel that something was wrong, because according to the cases of her predecessors, the initial talent of a brave should generally be "Heart of the Brave", "Seven Justices" and other talents full of justice, but these talents of Zhou Li made her feel more and more frightened .

"It seems that if I hadn't been planted with spiritual seeds, my talent couldn't be the so-called seven virtues." Zhou Li, who was thinking secretly in his heart, raised a smile, compared to the seven virtues that could enhance his strength in the past. In other words, he prefers these talents now.

"This is not right!!!"

However, Elma on the side looked devastated at this moment. She pointed to those words that could be shot without interrogation, and asked Zhou Li with a blank face: "Is this the talent that a brave man should have?" ?”

Zhou Li pondered for a moment, then he pointed to the divine talent below, and changed the subject extremely forcefully: "How many times can I smoke this?"

"You can only draw once, choose three out of ten." Subconsciously, Elma answered Zhou Li's question, and then she suddenly realized that Zhou Li was changing the subject, and before she could ask, Zhou Li had already pressed the draw button .

"Wow, Mister Brave is lucky."

Attracted by the ten talents above, Elma surprised and said to Zhou Li: "Have a heart of justice! A heart of justice! This is an extremely rare soul talent, Mr. Zhou Li, you must choose it! "

A righteous heart, an unyielding soul, and a respectful temperament.

Seeing these three talents that lasted through his life in the previous life, Zhou Li narrowed his eyes slightly, his brain was running fast, and then, Zhou Li chose the three talents under Elma's collapsed expression.

"Trap Expert: Your use of traps is comparable to that of a god."

"Demolition Expert: Big Bang!"

"Animal Best Friends: Animals are very friendly to you and you can understand their language."

"What's the use of this!?!"

Elma fell limply on the ground, and said to Zhou Li wanting to cry without tears: "How can we carry out the crusade against monsters, there is no talent that can increase the combat power except trap experts."

"Who said that the brave must subjugate monsters?" Zhou Li looked at Elma strangely, very puzzled.

"Join the Adventurer's Guild, make powerful teammates, then crusade against monsters, get rewards, increase strength, and finally crusade against the devil king. Isn't this what a hero should be?"

"Oh?"

Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, then he walked towards the door leading to another world without a word, and kicked it up to enter a brand new world.

Elma stood on the boulder, looking at the boundless wilderness below her feet, her blue eyes were full of joy.Her right hand lightly drew an arc in the air, a water mark appeared out of thin air, and began to fly around Elma like a butterfly.Although most of the power in her blood is related to speed, the basic water-spirit communication is still very handy.

Zhou Li on the side ignored the village girl on the side, but put a piece of white paper on his knees, frowning and observing something carefully.After a while, Erma, who was a bit bored to entertain herself, came over and looked at the blank paper.

"Huh?" After looking at it for a moment, Elma turned her head and asked Zhou Li in surprise, "Where did you get the map?"

"It was torn from the top." Without raising his head, Zhou Li took out something from his waist and threw it to Elma.Elma took the item, and the gold-plated characters "Only for the Brave" proved its identity.

"Ugh?!!!"

Elma raised her head in surprise, her voice raised a decibel unconsciously, "Didn't you throw it away?!"

"How is it possible?" Zhou Li wrote and drew on the paper again and again, lowering his head and replied: "How could I throw it away so quickly before squeezing out its remaining value?"

"But..." Looking at the huge footprints on the cover, Elma hesitated to rinse the book containing the power of the twelve gods with water, and then tried to open it. After not opening the book, he looked suspicious, "Doesn't this book need to be activated with a spiritual source, and it can only be activated by feeding it with spiritual power?"

"Heh." Hearing this, Zhou Li raised his head, took the book with a sneer, and looked at the cheat book that had grown throughout his brave career, Zhou Li said word by word: "Come on, sing to me!" a song."

As Elma watched in horror, the brave man opened his eyes after a moment of silence, then tore off a page full of lyrics and threw it to Elma, then collapsed in Zhou Li's hands.

"He said he was just a book, without a mouth, and wanted you to sing."

Zhou Li didn't make things difficult for the book, and after casually throwing the exclusive book for the brave to Elma, he stood up and put the white paper back in his pocket.

"Have you found your destination?"

Elma put her hands behind her back, leaned against Zhou Li with a smile, and said to him with a little pride in her voice: "I know some places that are more suitable for novice braves. Would you like me to take you there?"

"Magniu Village?"

Zhou Li looked at Elma who had a stiff expression on his face, and then slowly retreated a few steps, and said calmly, "There's only one brass-level weapon in that place, so it's unnecessary."

"Oh?" Hearing this, Elma felt that she should show off her knowledge now, she cleared her throat, and said righteously: "This is wrong, Mr. Brave, we are now following the law of the spirit From the level division, the two of us together are only at the black iron level, which is [-] spiritual power points."

At this point, Elma added: "I am 290 nine, you are one."

Let's put it together and designate quack to kill randomly.

Looking at Elma with a proud face and wrinkled small nose, Zhou Li recalled that when they were about to fight the Demon King, Elma with 16 spiritual power hooked up with himself with [-], and pointed at him. The rhetoric of demonic territory not far away.Thinking of this, Zhou Li chuckled lightly, and then directly awakened Elma from her dream of killing with a knife.

"The monster in the Infested Land in that place is a brass-level bull monster, think about it carefully."

In the previous life, Zhou Li was tricked enough by Elma's guidance.After barely learning a few magic spells from books, Zhou Li and Gaga Luansha Erma, who had reached [-] points, came to Mangniu Village, thinking that there were only black iron and colorless monsters here.A kind-faced, twelve-foot-tall tauren kindly sent blessings to the two of them, almost bringing them back to life.

Later, under Zhou Li's investigation, they knew how to deal with the tauren.Then there was the happy part-time job to make money, to buy a good sword in the village, and Zhou Li, who was cheated of the money but didn't know it, killed the tauren with a sword.Then, they were pleasantly surprised to find out.

The entry for the good village sword is "can only kill cattle".

In the end, the city-state where Zhou Li was at the side sold the Cunhao sword, as well as the materials that were completely destroyed by the special effect of the Cunhao sword, for a total of 1 silver.

Last statistical harvest, 0.

"Ah?" Elma opened her mouth slightly, and said casually, "Forget it, we don't seem to be able to beat monsters at the brass level."

"It's true that we can't go, but it's not because of a brass monster." Zhou Li hung up the exclusive item for the brave man, then stood up, looked in a certain direction, and started to move forward.

"There is only one brass monster in that place, and the income is too little."

"what?!!!"

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"Mr. Brave, what are we doing here?"

Elma hid behind Zhou Li, looking at the ghostly twisted Twilight Tree all around her, her voice trembling: "We...we don't even have the strength of Bronze Level, why did we come to such a place? ?”

In this world, the grading of strength is determined by the color of the soul of the transcendent.The soul color of ordinary people is mostly turbid and colorless, but after stepping into the extraordinary, they will evaluate their own strength with eight levels: "black iron, bronze, silver, gold, platinum, bright, holy, and god-given".

In the Twilight Forest, even the most peripheral mentally handicapped goblins possessed bronze-level strength.

"Let me ask you, what do we lack now?"

Zhou Li didn't answer directly, but asked Elma back.

"Lack of a good weapon, lack of excellent partners, lack of... high-level cultivation methods."

Glancing at the exclusive item for the brave that Zhou Li casually hung around his waist, Elma listed these three things that she felt were the top priorities.However, Zhou Li shook his head and said to her:
"Wrong, all wrong. There is only one thing we lack."

Zhou Li took off the special for the brave man on his waist, tore it apart forcefully, and tore off a page randomly. Looking at the shining words "Goblin language proficiency" on it, he nodded in satisfaction.

"Lack of money."

"Ugh?"

Facing the dazed Elma, Zhou Li patiently explained: "You don't need to know that much, your brain is not enough, don't think too much."

"oh oh."

What is inexplicable is that although Zhou Li has been very abnormal since the beginning, and all kinds of prophetic actions make him look very weird, but Elma can't feel any doubts in her heart. Find peace of mind away from your body.

The two then gradually walked towards the east side of the Dusk Forest. On the way, Elma's mind came up with information about the Dusk Forest.

Duskwood is said to be a forest, but it's actually the bottom of a tower.The tower was built by ancient civilizations, and it contains the corroded well of spiritual power - Canglan.When the Blue Well was corrupted by demons, countless evil spirits and monsters representing disasters were born on this land.The location of the Twilight Forest is the terminal where the magic power flowing in the entire Blue Well reaches. Since the magic power will be lost during the flow, the degree of corrosion of the monsters in the Twilight Forest is not deep, and most of them are preserved. Habits before death.

Also because of this, Twilight Senli is known as "the best novice dungeon for mainlanders", and it is an area that countless adventurers and free transcendents yearn for.However, this is not the case for the area east of Duskwood.

The reason is simple, the main residents on the east side of the Twilight Forest are mentally handicapped Goblins.

That's right, a black iron-level monster with gray skin, short stature, grinning teeth, and a goblin.

No oil, no magic, no materials, no treasures.This kind of monster is called the old serf in the ruins of the tower, and has nothing but a broken wooden stick in his hand.But this group of things has the habit of being extremely united, and they always go out in full force.This caused this group of things to be like a thick layer of dog skin plaster, purely the existence of disgusting people.

Moreover, the most bizarre thing for everyone is that the goblin race has a very strange setting, that is, the strongest strength, the lower the IQ.There used to be a famous saying on the mainland, "All goblins in the world share half of their brains, and slimes use the other half".

However, for Zhou Li now, his way to get rich lies in these small monsters.

Seeing the group of goblins getting closer, Zhou Li smiled.

Jew laughs.

(End of this chapter)

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