The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 97
"Yes, that's what I thought too. Can you move this time machine away? I'm going to be late for work soon."

Leonard turned around, and it was his sweetheart, Penny, who immediately leaned coquettishly against the wall, and waved to Penny, "Hi~Penny~"

Saying goodbye to now, even Penny is not in the mood to flirt with Leonard: "This is a time machine, right? Forget it, whatever it is, can you hurry up? I'm in a hurry to go to work."

"Give me a few more minutes, and I'll get it right away."

"The problem is that I don't have a few minutes." Penny looked at her watch and said anxiously, "I'm already late."

"I have a simple idea." Sheldon began to use his clever brain: "You can go to the top of the building and jump to the top of another building. The distance between them is not far away. If you are afraid of heights, don't go down. Just look at it."

"Are you sure you're not kidding me?" If it wasn't for Sheldon's doctorate title, Petunia would have called the mental hospital and sent Sheldon there.

Sheldon is serious: "I never joke about things related to fear of heights."

"Damn it," Petunia saw that the time was getting closer, so she could only pluck up the courage to give it a try: "Okay, I'll go upstairs and have a look."

Ron glared at Leonard with his eyes, what a great opportunity to perform in front of the goddess~ Why don't you hurry up? !

Leonard immediately returned a grateful look, what a good brother, if you say help me make Penny, help me make Penny, and if there is any job in the future, I will definitely work for him.

Leonard rubbed his little hands that hurt from just moving things: "Hey~ If you can wait for me to finish the time machine, I can use it to send you back to this point in time..."

Penny, who was delayed from work by four homeboys, glared fiercely at Leonard, her eyes seemed to say: Do you think you are very humorous?
"Time travel, it's just a joke, don't take it seriously."

Petunia and Ron shook their heads together, nerds and girls are really hopeless, but for his own free work, Ron plans to help Leonard save it again.

"Wait a minute." Ron called to Petunia, who was about to go to the top of the building to try, backed up to the bottom of the stairs, then launched a sudden sprint, and jumped up the seven steps to the time machine in two or three steps.

"Watch out!" Shelton yelled, "We paid $800 for this!"

But before he finished speaking, Ron put his hands on the time machine, and he stepped on the wall next to him. The whole person was 90 degrees perpendicular to the wall, and he ran on the wall as if he was walking on the ground.

The four nerds were stunned, and they didn't even notice the uncontrollable flow of saliva from their mouths to the ground. They had only seen this kind of action in the superhero comics that they regarded as treasures!
It was the first time seeing them in reality, no wonder they were so surprised.

And Ron ran two steps on the wall inconceivably, then stepped heavily on the wall, twisted in the air with the help of reaction force, and landed smoothly on the top step of the stairs.

Seeing the heart in Petunia's eyes, Ron has every reason to believe that if he sends out a mating invitation to Petunia at this time, Petunia will definitely try her best to keep Ron regardless of the crap about going to work. .

It's just that Ron is not interested in it now, he just wants to sleep well.

"It's just a $800 toy." Ron walked past the angry Sheldon with disdain. Don't pay attention to that little money.

Ron tore the seal off the elevator: "I think the elevator would be a faster option."

Leonard babbled and explained: "Wait, the elevator has been broken for a long time, and no one has ever fixed it. If you mean sliding down the elevator shaft, I think we need some professional tools. The door is too strong. ..."

Unexpectedly, while speaking, Ron put his finger into the crack of the elevator door, took it hard, and directly pulled the door open with brute force, and turned around: "You just said what do we need? I was thinking about something, but I didn't hear clearly."

"No, nothing." Leonard, who had just taken a step forward, shrank back.

"Then what do we do after we go down? Do you think Penny will have the brute force to open the elevator door?" Sheldon continued to question.

"She can use a crowbar." Ron took out a crowbar from behind the door of his apartment and stuffed it into Petunia's hand, and said sarcastically, "The biggest difference between humans and animals is that humans can use tools, didn't you expect that? Monkey~ "

Ron, who had been ridiculed by Sheldon for many years for his IQ, finally let himself out today, and he was refreshed: "If you don't know how to do it, I can teach you how to make fire by drilling wood. Maybe you can do it in a few years." Evolved to the point where you can break apart large rocks to make stone tools."

It was the first time Sheldon had been bullied so hard, glaring at Ron, and Ron accepted it all as a reward.

"Have you got a firm grip?" Before Petunia's hand on his body made any further trouble, Ron made a simple knot with the rope and hung Petunia on the elevator's steel cable with a slight push.

"Ah~" Penny slid down with an exclamation of excitement or fright.

"Look, it's such a simple little thing that made it so complicated all of a sudden." Ron spread his hands to the four scientists who were still watching: "Sometimes I can't even figure out, who is between us?" Smarter."

As the only member of the quartet who was able to stand still with Ron, Sheldon was still immersed in Ron's "insult" to him just now, and was starting his crazy thinking with an IQ of over 140. To fight back.

And Leonard, who has the highest EQ, rolled his eyes and suddenly had an idea in his heart: "Hey, Ron, my brother~ Can you help me move this time machine up together, we can let you play together."

"Not interested," Ron shook his head, showing a mischievous smile: "Compared to comparison, I don't think it's more interesting to watch you guys compete with this big guy. To be honest, you never thought of finding a homeless downstairs Will Han help you move up there?"

The four scientists were all dumbfounded, why didn't I expect that?Then I fell into deep self-doubt about my IQ.

"Believe me, as long as you have $10, someone will rush to do it for you~" Ron satisfactorily admired the bewildered expressions on their faces, which felt better than opening someone's head with a large-caliber pistol.

After all, it's his job to open the scoop for people, and he can do it at any time, but seeing Sheldon deflated, I don't know how long it will take to see him again.

"There are a lot of homeless people like me in the next block. I heard that those shameless people have no limit. If you are willing to pay an extra $50 tip, you can even play with their asses. You can try it try~"

Ron took advantage of the victory to pursue, and added that he opened the door and returned to his apartment.

(End of this chapter)