The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 89

"Who are you?!" Arthur's eyes widened, and his whole body collapsed like a big cat preparing to attack.

Just wait for Ron to say something wrong and kill him immediately, and then break out of the airport to find another opportunity to leave this place of right and wrong.

"Relax, friend, I have no ill intentions towards you, and if you insist on saying it, you should still say thank you to me," Ron said with an inscrutable expression on his face, pretending to be beeping to the point that it feels really good. ? !

"Thank you?" Arthur immediately remembered the mysterious sniper who helped him escape in the morning, and Ron nodded slightly as if he understood what he was thinking, and made a gesture of aiming a rifle, and dubbed himself.

"BANG!"

Another sniper of unknown origin appeared during his own assassination. Except for himself and Harry's son, no fourth person knew about it, and he hadn't even had time to report the existence of another force to the company.

Under normal circumstances, the first question an ordinary person encounters this kind of thing is usually "Who are you?" "Why help me?" Questions like this, but Arthur is different.

His first question was: "What do you want me to do?"

"I want you to join us."

"Sorry, I don't have the idea of ​​switching to another company for the time being." Arthur didn't show any surprise expression, of course, it may be well hidden: "Actually, when this matter is completely over, I plan to wash my hands. Done, you have found the wrong person."

"Are you sure you don't want to listen to the conditions I can offer first?" Arthur directly refused when he just opened his mouth, which made Ron a little depressed.

"No," Arthur continued to refuse: "You know I'm a killer who will do anything for money. If you charge too much, I'm almost sure that I will be tempted."

"Okay," Ron didn't continue to pester, but stood up and handed a business card to Arthur: "I welcome you to change your mind at any time."

At this time, Arthur only wanted to move quickly, and put Ron's business card in his pocket without looking at it. Ron saw his actions and didn't care.

Small sample, do you really think that the man I like can still run away?I can't believe you didn't come back to me.

"Before I leave, I will give you a very useful piece of information." Ron was not in a hurry to leave: "Sometimes, what you think is not what you think, even if you see someone you thought died one day, Don't be too surprised."

Ron, who finally remembered the plot after brainstorming, turned around coolly, and the moment he turned around, Arthur's eyes were immediately attracted by a figure through the gap he just made.

With his mouth tightly pursed and his pupils slightly open, Ron followed his gaze and saw a business man with four eyes who was not very conspicuous walking through the terminal hall towards the boarding gate.

Ron understood that this was probably the killer that the killer company tricked Arthur into being dead.

"Have a good time."

This time, Ron was gone, but he was sure that Arthur would call him before long.

……

On the other hand, Penny, who was so annoyed by Sheldon, had no choice but to ask for leave and take Sheldon home, but it turned out that Penny was still naive.

How difficult is a sick Sheldon?The answer is more than ten times the normal model Sheldon!Even Leonard, who is the incarnation of dog licking, would not hesitate to give up the opportunity to lick the goddess, but also to avoid Sheldon at this time.

Sheldon and Penny finally returned to the apartment, and this time Sheldon thanked Penny politely: "Thank you for taking me home."

"It's okay, anyway, I just don't need to go to work very much today."

"That's fine~"

"Okay, Sheldon, I wish you a speedy recovery~" Penny was about to frantically play with her fingers. The half hour in the restaurant just now was the most torturous half hour since she went to work. Now she just wants to go back to the room Fuck a bottle of whiskey hard to see if I can clear my memories of the day.

Petunia swore in her heart that if Sheldon hadn't had an agent brother who could pull out an entire arsenal at any time, she would have just drowned Sheldon in the soup he ordered.

"Wait, where are you going?" Shelton yelled in shock, "Are you leaving me alone like this?"

"Sheldon, you've grown up, haven't you been sick before?"

"Of course I was born, but someone has always taken care of me." Sheldon took the care of him from the people around him for granted.

Changing to Penny this time shocked her. She couldn't imagine that an adult in her 20s had never lived independently: "Really? You've never lived by yourself?"

"Well, once," Sheldon thought for a while, "I was 15 years old, and I was at the Heidelberg Academy in Germany during the summer vacation."

"Study abroad?" Petunia guessed:

"No, I'm going to be a visiting professor." Shelton's answer made her heartbroken.

"The local food was more special than I expected, so I was a little unaccustomed and had a stomachache that night."

"Did no one take care of you at the time?"

"Mom accompanied my dad to summer league when there was only one housekeeper in the academy who didn't speak English, and when I finally made him understand that I was sick, she said 'mochtest du eine darmspfilung?'"

Of course Petunia couldn't understand German: "What does that mean?"

"Based on what happened afterwards, I think the meaning was 'Do you want an enema?'" Shelton said utterly.

The "tragedy" that happened to Sheldon finally awakened Petunia's maternal brilliance, so she made the most stupid decision, even more stupid than sending Sheldon home.

"Okay honey, let me take care of you, what do you need from me?"

Sheldon opened the door, invited Petunia into the room, and waited until the door was closed before speaking: "My mother usually scrubs my body with a sponge."

It has to be said that Sheldon's emotional intelligence has really improved in the long-term experience of being rejected.

Petunia finally realized what stupid thing she just said, but she was already on the pirate ship, and she could only make three chapters with Sheldon: "Without a sponge to wipe yourself, I will definitely not give you an enema."

"Okay." Sheldon agreed slightly disappointed.

……

So, when Ron pushed open the door of Sheldon's apartment and was about to find something to eat from his refrigerator, a burst of not-so-pleasant out-of-key singing reached his ears.

"Good cat, warm cat, little plush ball ~ happy cat, sleepy cat, woo~ woo~ woo~"

It was Penny singing.

Oops, the brat Sheldon is back!

He was so busy thinking about how to bring Guo Da under his command that he forgot that there was a debt collector waiting at home.

Sheldon, who was still listlessly lying on the bed, immediately straightened up: "Leonard, is that you?"

PS: The last update of this month, please forgive me, I will make it up tomorrow and the day after tomorrow~ Thank you

(End of this chapter)