The daily life of American TV agents

"He paid for this tape to record a high school idiot football game!" Sheldon was mad.

"I have to remind you that when you talk about an idiot football game, you need to notice in advance that your two older brothers are still on the field." Ron couldn't help clenching his fists: "I think you're being naughty." itchy~"

As expected, Sheldon still owed a beating as always.

"Wait, wait Ron, we're not here to beat up Sheldon today, but to help him get out of his knot, Sheldon, is there anything else we can do for you?"

Leonard hastily inserted himself between the two men who were at war with each other. If it wasn't for him, Sheldon would be indispensable today, and he would be beaten again by Ron. However, for Leonard's sake, this beating is temporarily remembered. .

"Of course you can! You build a time machine and let me travel back to persuade the young me to give up physics as soon as possible! Because everything in the world will not go his way!"

Sheldon slammed the door angrily, leaving Leonard at a loss, and Ron looked at her embarrassed look with a funny face: "I told you a long time ago, he is really mean, How about it? Do you regret helping him? I knew you should have held Sheldon down with me and beat him up."

"There will be a chance. Sheldon promised me that when he wins the Nobel Prize, I will slap him with my own hands to tell him whether he is dreaming or not. Even for this opportunity, we have to do something. Let Sheldon continue to be depressed." Leonard said with burning eyes, he had waited too long for this opportunity, and he must not fail at this critical moment, he still believes that Sheldon's theory can help him Get the Nobel Prize.

"I like this reason," Ron rolled his eyes, and immediately had an idea: "Depression, this should be a psychological problem, right? I remember your mother is one of the greatest psychologists in the world, how about How about we give him a call and ask?"

Leonard was a little tangled up by Ron's suggestion. Normally, she would not want to contact her indifferent mother, but after thinking about it a few times, especially the condition that Sheldon's slap could be legally removed, it was too much. It was tempting, and finally gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and beat his mother.

"Beep, beep~" The phone rang once, and it was connected immediately.

"Leonard, what do you want to bother me with?" After a brief greeting, Leonard's mother asked impatiently.

Ron teased Leonard, Leonard asked very reluctantly: "I have some psychological problems, and I need your professional advice."

"I'd love to help you, honey, but I'm very busy right now, maybe we can make an appointment next week..."

As soon as Leonard's mother opened his mouth, Leonard knew what he was going to say, and rolled his eyes at Luo En helplessly, as if saying: "Look, I knew it would be like this."

But Ron didn't have the time to answer Leonard's complaints. Before Leonard's mother could hang up the phone, I quickly interrupted her and said, "Ms. Beverly, what we want to talk about is not about Leonard, It belonged to my brother Sheldon."

"Sheldon? Then I think I can spare a few minutes." Hearing that it was Sheldon's business, Beverly said happily, rubbing his eyes.

As we all know, probably because of the compatibility of sex, Leonard's mother has always been very partial to Sheldon, and her attitude towards Sheldon is hundreds of times better than that of Leonard, his own son.

Leonard shouted angrily: "Wait, didn't you just say you were busy?!"

"Please, Leonard, not everything has to revolve around you," Beverly glared at his son, turned to look at Ron, and turned into a kind expression again: "You are Sheldon's brother, yes Right? What's the matter with Sheldon?"

"Thank you, Beverly, since his thesis was overturned, he has been depressed, his whole body seems to be crippled, if there is a cow like this on my old ranch, we will kill it Eat it, but unfortunately there is no way to treat Sheldon like this, so what should we do for him?"

"It sounds like he should be in some kind of sad mood, maybe it would be better for her to let it out," Beverly said after a moment of thought, "Maybe you can..."

Ten minutes later, Ron and Leonard came to Sheldon's bedroom door again: "Sheldon, I think we have found a way to appease you."

"Impossible, the only video that can comfort me has been erased by Dad's idiot football game!"

Sheldon's voice came from the bedroom, and Ron clenched his fists again angrily.

"Calm down, Ron, calm down, you know Sheldon has always been like this." Seeing Ron's furious look by Sheldon, Leonard felt a little relieved: "It's a big deal after we finish comforting him." , It’s the same to deal with him again, I am willing to give you a second slap in the face when he receives the Nobel Prize invitation.”

"It's a deal, so it's settled," Ron clapped Leonard's hands and continued to shout into the bedroom: "Sheldon, you have to let us try something else."

Leonard followed suit and said, "How about we do a farewell ceremony with your thesis together? Like having a funeral for your thesis?"

"That sounds so stupid." Sheldon said in a tone of embarrassment.

"But my mother said it might work..."

Before Leonard finished speaking, Sheldon's bedroom was suddenly opened: "Then maybe this method is really useful."

Leonard couldn't help being angry for a while: "It turns out that you thought it was my method, so you didn't believe it. You actually think so, really..."

Shelton spread his hands: "Please, Leonard, not everyone wants to revolve around you."

Ron was amused by his words, which Beverly said just now, the two of them were simply in sync, if Texas was not too far away from Leonard's hometown, Neah, he even suspected that the two were Not being born in the same hospital and then hugging each other wrong.

Sheldon should be Beverly's kid, and Leonard should be his stupid younger brother.

"Hurry up, I can't wait, what is the best way for us to say goodbye to my thesis? How about the pirate one?" Sheldon went from being uninterested to eager to try, and it took less than 1 minute.

"Do you mean to put the corpse on the boat, and then shoot it with an oil-soaked bow and arrow?" Ron thought for a while, doubting: "Let's not talk about whether you can shoot the boat, first of all, first of all, can you Draw the bow away?"

"This..." Sheldon and Leonard stared wide-eyed. With their arm strength, it is estimated that a child's bow is enough.

"Okay, then I suggest that you put a jar of water in the bathtub, just take a metal container and light it with a paper, so as not to go out and embarrass yourself." Ron imagined that Sheldon and Leonard were in the park Facing the appearance of shooting arrows with a child's bow at a small boat drifting farther and farther away, a smile could not help but hang from the corner of his mouth.

"That's a great idea, and it's great that you don't have to go out! I'll get ready!"

Sheldon ran to the storage room excitedly, but Ron walked out the door. Leonard couldn't help but stopped him strangely: "Aren't you coming with us? Ron."

"Of course not. Just be careful not to set the house on fire. I have other things to do." Ron waved his hands and left the room without looking back.

Although he wanted to watch Sheldon and Leonard's farce, Ron couldn't stay because he had more important things to do.

Leaving the apartment, Ron drove directly to his house next to Claire's house. When he got here, there was a loud noise in the house. Someone had entered the house before him and was having a party inside.

Ron didn't mind, but smiled, pushed open the door, and the first thing he saw was Toretto's big bald head full of presence, and then the family members around him, and the opposite sofa, with them The tit-for-tat forces headed by Dekeshaw and incorporated by Ron.

The people on Toretto's side are okay, but the people on Deckshaw's side are more mixed. His two younger brothers and sisters, Ron's younger brother who is an accountant who is good at sniper rifles, and Ron who didn't know where to find them. The two bald men who looked very similar to Deckshaw, although they were not familiar with each other, after seeing each other's hairstyles, they inexplicably had a little more affection for each other, and then naturally stood together.

Ron's eyes swept across everyone's faces one by one with a sense of accomplishment. Each of these people is an elite. It is not impossible to bring them together, even to overthrow a small country, but these people with unique skills, all of them With a rebellious personality, due to various reasons, he left the place where he was originally, but he did not expect to be here today because of Ron's invitation. Ron is deeply honored.

"Good evening, guys!"

"Good evening, Ron~" Seeing Ron coming in, the two people put aside their prejudices and greeted Ron in unison. No matter how much they disliked each other, at least they were full of respect for Ron.

"Last time you asked me to work with Hobbs' chicken stick hammer. Why did you arrange me to work with this stupid big man again this time? Are you trying to see how displeased I am? You have always arranged for me to be with these annoying people with the guy." When he saw Ron, Deckshaw complained eloquently.

"Accordingly, you didn't thank me for finding two of your long-lost brothers for you, so we are even," Ron lightly punched Deckshaw in the chest, making him grit his teeth in pain Grinning, but Ron waved at the other two men who looked similar to her as if he didn't see it: "This is Joey from the former British Special Forces, and Brock, the former FBI agent. To be honest, the three of you Standing together, I could barely tell who was who."

"We're not here to hear you introduce friends to us," Toretto walked out of the family, interrupting Ron's teasing and buzzing: "I can see that the people you called are all with special skills." People, so is there any big trouble this time? You are my family, Ron, and I will definitely help my family if there is something wrong."

Ron has always been very loyal to Toretto, and accordingly, Toretto also treats Ron as a real family member.

"Don't worry, I will tell you right away, what is the purpose of gathering you together?"

Ron took everyone back to his seat and picked up a bottle of beer himself: "Guys, you may not know every friend here, but at least you all know me and are willing to trust me, right?"

"of course."

"We are family!"

"Your business is mine."

……

Everyone yelled and agreed, Ron pressed his hands together, and everyone immediately quieted down, listening quietly to what Ron was going to say next.

"It is precisely because you are willing to believe in me that today I have specially brought you together to tell you a shocking secret, that is, our world is in danger."

Ron's expression changed: "There is an organization called Aideen, which has existed in the world for thousands of years. All of you should have contacted or heard of him. Of course, what you heard may not be the name. Sometimes it's called the Syndicate, sometimes it's called Skull and Bones, or it's called the Cobra..."

Hearing Ron list out the former name of this organization, or the name of its subordinate branches, every elite present changed their expressions. Indeed, as Ron said, they more or less followed the This organization has dealt with.

But they naively thought that what they were facing was the whole of this organization, but they didn't realize that it was actually just a thin branch on a big tree. Combining the enemies they met together, they were surprised to find that this was an incomparable Huge behemoth.

"In short, this is a group of terrorists full of anti-human tendencies. They once stole nuclear bombs and tried to start a war. They once assassinated heads of state in London and tried to plunge the world into chaos. They even developed viruses to destroy the world. most of the humans on the planet."

"Their pace of destroying the world has never stopped, and they are different from the small characters we usually meet. They even have their own independent scientific research team and master many super technologies that even the country has never controlled." Ron pressed On the remote control, the pictures of the real robots he had seen in the Westworld amusement park appeared on the TV screen.

Judging from their faces, they are real people, but the mechanical structure exposed under the human skin reveals the truth that they are robots.

Everyone couldn't help but exclaim.

"Isn't this too scary? If their simulation level can be so high, wouldn't they be able to create simulation bodies that are exactly like us and mix in with us, or go out to do evil in our name?" Roman worried stood up and said.