The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 5 A Murder Caused by Television

The phone changed to Leonard's voice: "It's nothing, Ron, don't be impulsive, Sheldon and I came over to help Penny get the TV she left at her ex-boyfriend's house, but there was a problem with communication..."

Sheldon's voice: "Ron, our pants were ripped off."

Ron was speechless for a while.

As we all know, the people of Texas have always been known as the most manly group of people in the United States, a place rich in heroes or reckless people. Of course, the Cooper family is no exception, but there is an alternative like Sheldon.

"So, are you two naked on the street now?"

Sheldon: "No, we're in Leonard's car in our underwear."

Ron felt a little ashamed, but there was nothing he could do, who made Sheldon his younger brother~ It was the elder brother's responsibility to take care of his younger brother, so he decided to use the Texan way to get back his face.

But before that, it doesn't prevent him from teasing his brother who is always serious.

"Give me your location, and wait a while, and I'll bring you two new pants."

Ron got into the car, and in less than half an hour, he arrived at the place Sheldon had sent him. In addition to a pair of new pants, he also brought a camera.

As soon as Shelton got out of the car, he was taken by Ron with a camera.

"Come on, Sheldon, give my brother a smile, you can change your posture~"

"Ron!" Sheldon said angrily.

Ron smiled wickedly: "Hahaha, you look so funny, I think George and Missy will be willing to pay for these photos, or will you pay?"

"Ron, you're blackmailing!" Shelton accused while quickly putting on his pants.

"So you want to report to me? I'm sorry, I'm the police~" Ron put his hand next to his ear cheaply, made a gesture of making a phone call, and squeezed his throat, imitating Sheldon's tone.

"Hey, is it the police? I want to call the police. I was threatened to blackmail me by taking school photos on the street. What? Why was I photographed naked on the street? Of course it's because I like to run around naked~"

"Ron, I'll tell Mom what happened today!"

"Tell mom? Then let mom put me in detention? How old do you think you are now?" Ron continued to tease Sheldon, and he had more fun today than he had in the past year.

Leonard came out to smooth things over: "Ron, I'm sorry, can we go home first when we go home now? I'm all to blame for what happened today. I'm sorry for dragging your brother down. I'll pay you back the pants money later."

Ron patted Leonard on the shoulder in relief: "No, you have nothing to be sorry for, but I would also like to thank you for allowing me to capture such great footage, believe me, my family will love it.

However, if you pay for your pants, forget it. "

Leonard: "Why?"

"Of course someone did it for you," Ron pointed upstairs, "If you have to say why, it's probably because he bullied my younger brother, and I must get it back.

My brother, of course only I can bully!I want to let him see how powerful our Texans are, and then! "

Ron threw the camera into Leonard's arms and the latter hurriedly caught it. When he looked again, Ron had already walked into the elevator.

"Sheldon."

"What are you doing?" Shelton put on his pants and turned left and right in the rearview mirror with great satisfaction.

"I think we made a mistake calling Ron."

Leonard began to feel a little guilty. He was the one who had the idea of ​​calling Ron over, but just now, seeing Ron's posture, he felt like he was going to tear the bastard into pieces.

"Why do you say that?"

"I was just mad at that bastard, but now I'm worried for his life."

"Don't worry, Ron has always been very measured. He has often fought with others since he was a child, but he has never injured anyone. That's why Dad thinks he is the child who is the most worry-free."

……

"Ding dong~"

Ron rang the doorbell.

"I said earlier, if you two weak chickens dare to come here, I will definitely take you..."

When he opened the door, there was a muscular man who was about the same size as Ron. As soon as he opened the door, he threatened the two weak chickens he thought with a fierce tone, but stopped halfway through his words.

Because just as he was speaking, Ron stuffed the muzzle of the Glock 22 into his mouth, and a coolness instantly spread through the muzzle of the gun, even making his underwear slightly warmer.

"Listen, idiot, I'm a person with very limited patience, I only say everything once, and I won't repeat it twice, understand?"

The muscular man nodded quickly, for fear that Ron would accidentally take him away.

"My friend, you can take whatever you want, as long as you don't hurt me."

Ron was very pleased with his cooperative attitude.

"I'm not interested in your rags. I just want to tell you that you have offended someone you shouldn't. One of the two weak chickens just now is my brother. How dare you pick him off? pants?
You have dishonored my family!So I can only give you two options, one is to shoot the gun in your mouth and then come out of the ass.

Or, I let the gun go in through your ass and out of your mouth, you choose! "

Ron threateningly said.

He obviously didn't intend to do anything to him, but there was still a proper deterrent.

The muscular man couldn't hold on any longer. As soon as his pants warmed up, a watermark spread out from the middle, and he knelt on the ground and begged frantically for mercy: "You can't do this to me! You will also get into trouble!"

"No, I won't be in trouble if you make a mistake~ See what this is?"

Ron took out his IRS ID and shook it in front of the strong man: "As you can see, I am a law enforcement officer, and of course I am not here to avenge my brother for such a small personal matter, but to receive reports from the masses There are drug dealers here~"

Ron put the ID back, touched his arms again, took out the drug sample that he had just shown in front of Toretto, and stuffed it into the strong man's hand.

"Look, he's still holding drugs!"

The brawny man was so frightened that he almost cried, and threw the drug on the ground as if he had just picked up a hot potato: "No, it's not mine, you beat me!"

Ron stared fiercely at the eyes of the strong man kneeling on the ground: "Yes, you are right, I just wronged you, what's the matter?"

"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot about this~"

As he spoke, Ron took out another dagger and stuffed it into the strong man's hand, but this time he didn't dare to take it again, and knocked the dagger to the ground.

"Okay? It doesn't matter if you don't pick up, anyway, your fingerprints are already on it, so I will accuse you of drug trafficking, resisting arrest and assaulting the police. It should be enough to throw you in the cell for the rest of your life, right? Scum?
But I'm not that bad cop, how about I give you a chance? "

Ron put away his ferocious expression, and instantly became extremely amiable. If Sheldon saw his expression, he would run as far as he could. Every time Ron came up with some crazy idea to bully him, he always looked like this expression.

(End of this chapter)