The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 2 My stupid brother~
Ron's brother?As a biological brother, he should be as handsome as Ron, right?Petunia thought crazily, if she can't get her brother, maybe her brother will do too?
For the sake of a certain handsome guy in Wei Zeng and the ten-dollar tip, he decided to help Ron with this. After all, it was only a suitcase, and it was not too heavy.

And Ron got into a muscle car and followed in the direction where the handsome man in black left.

Ron Lee Cooper.

That's right, no accident, another time traveler.

When he first came to this world and was called by a beautiful woman in her arms, he thought for a moment that he had come to the world of "Harry Potter".

Until he found out that he had one and only one older brother, and none of the whole family had red hair. What made him come to a certain conclusion was that his mother used a gas stove instead of magic to cook.

He finally determined that this was a family of Muggles. Based on a comprehensive analysis of news, newspapers and a series of information, he came to a preliminary judgment that he seemed to have traveled back to the United States in the 80s or 90s.

It's been a few years with this idea in mind, but the more time passes, the more he feels that everything around him is not quite right.

First, the next-door neighbor's wife installed foot braces for her silly son.

It wasn't until Mary talked about it at the dinner table that he realized that the dull-looking boy was called Forest Gan.

On TV, the murder of banker Andy Dufrew's wife caused a sensation. In the end, the murderous banker was sentenced to life imprisonment in Shawshank Prison. The Cooper family at the dinner table was very happy...

Everything gave him an inexplicable sense of sight.

This continued until Mom gave birth again to a second set of twins, Missy and Sheldon.

Seeing the wisdom light in Sheldon's eyes that does not match his age, he realized that he had come to the world of American dramas and Hollywood movies.

So, can you believe that the dumb kid next door is going to be the owner of a restaurant chain and a shareholder in Apple?
Ron walked to the small community park as he thought about it, where all the children in the neighborhood were playing, except for that weird Sheldon.

Well, it might not be nice to say that about his brother, but Ron really didn't like that self-righteous brat, and Missy the little angel was much cuter in comparison.

In the small park, a few older kids are teaming up to bully the idiot next door... well, that smart kid.

To be honest, the role of Forrest Gump can be said to be one of Ron's favorite screen characters. At the moment, his sense of justice was overwhelming, and he shouted angrily, "Let go of that kid!"

Although the final result is still a bruised nose and swollen face, after all, even if there is only one year difference between children, the difference in physical fitness will be extremely obvious.

But Ron is still very happy, not only because he saved his favorite movie character before, but when Forrest Gump said the phrase "We are friends now", a magical voice sounded in his head.

"Congratulations to the host for being recognized by the first plot character Forrest Gump, the system is officially launched, and the host has received a gift from Forrest Gump: a perpetual motion machine ([-] catties of rice per [-] kilometers, as long as you can't run to death, run to death, I can do it, you can do it, oh Yay~)"

From this day on, Ron opened the door to a new world.

……

Ron hung the opponent's car far away, and followed it for about five kilometers. The car turned into a deserted path, and finally, the most classic scene appeared.

A black car came out of nowhere and suddenly put a police light on the roof, and the siren sounded immediately.

"The car in front pull over! Hold out your hand."

The handsome guy in black followed suit.

"Very well, now open the car door, put your hands behind your head, face the car and back up to the rear..."

Two armed FBIs got out of the car, pointed their guns at him as if they were facing a big enemy, approached him little by little, and handcuffed him to the car. Ron knew that it was time for him to appear on the stage.

"Hey, my friend, are you playing tricks?" Ron opened the car door and got out of the car with a smile on his face.

The two armed policemen immediately turned their guns, but lost their temper instantly after seeing Ron.

"Hey, Ron, this is the FBI handling the case, you IRS can't get involved."

"Handling the case? The way your FBI handles the case is to play house with your colleagues on the street?" Ron turned his head to the handsome man in black lying on the hood of the car: "Really, Detective O'Connor?"

The two policemen hurriedly looked around for a week, and they were relieved after making sure that there was no one on the street.

A little bald policeman: "Ron, I think you must have misunderstood him. He is a suspect we are investigating, and he just happens to look a lot like someone you know."

Ron: "Really? It doesn't matter. Anyway, I don't know that person well. I just came here to exchange some news about the drug dealer code-named 'Heisenberg'. I don't think you will be unhappy?"

After finishing speaking, Ron whistled, and pointed to Detective O'Connor, who was lying on the hood of the car, with his chin pointedly.

"Okay, can we talk about this in the car? Feynman, take that guy into the car, and you guys go to the back seat," the bald policeman sighed helplessly, and looked at Ron: "You are the co-pilot. "

……

"Are you still angry about the sperm bank?"

"no!"

Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hoftaster, PhDs in theoretical and experimental physics at Caltech, respectively, are walking down the stairs of their apartment in frustration.

Just now, they were preparing to make some contributions to the evolution of human IQ, and by the way, earn some money to replace their home network with fiber-optic broadband with faster transmission speed.

But at the critical moment of the final kick, Sheldon ran away again without accident.

"This is genetic fraud!" Sheldon reprimanded loudly.

Leonard looked up helplessly: "Of course you were the one who wanted to come!"

Sheldon is still eloquent: "Think about those poor women who will pin all their hopes on my sperm, and finally give birth to a little one who doesn't even know whether the area under the curve should be calculated by integral or differential, what would they think? "

"I'm sure they'll still love him."

"No! I won't!" Shelton retorted. "Imagine, my sister shares almost the same chromosome as me, and she's just a restaurant server."

That's right, in Sheldon's eyes, the three children in the family except himself are just idiots who can breathe through their mouths, and they don't understand the charm of science and the respect they should have for scientists.

Even Ron, who had a slightly better IQ, was no different from the ape-man who had just learned to walk upright in his eyes, except that he was more aggressive.

As soon as he reached the door, Leonard was about to open the door when he suddenly noticed that the door of the opposite apartment was open, and the neighbor inside had changed into a graceful blonde at some point, cleaning up the house.

"New neighbor?" Leonard's eyes widened, and he froze in place, as if he had been petrified, staring at the beautiful legs of the new neighbor opposite him under his hot pants, his mouth getting dry.

Sheldon shrugged: "Obviously."

"Compared to the last one, the standard has improved significantly."

"If you mean..."

Sheldon's mouth was still blah blah, but Leonard was like a breeze, completely indifferent to what he had to say.

Leonard: "Maybe we should be nice and ask her to come over and have lunch with us."

With that said, Leonard walked towards the opposite apartment. Penny just finished packing her things and was about to send Ron's suitcase to his bedroom.

"Hi, I'm Petunia~ ​​I just moved here." Petunia greeted the two of them gracefully.

"Hi~ I'm Leonard, and he's Sheldon, the neighbor across from you."

"The neighbor on the opposite side?" Petunia's eyes widened, trying to find a trace of Ron's shadow from the two of them, to determine who was Ron's younger brother, but failed.

These two guys looked too ordinary, basically no different from the nerds she had seen in school, and they were completely different styles from the handsome Ron.

"Well, which of you two knows Ron?"

"Ron?"

Sheldon took a step back vigilantly: "Are you the agent Ron sent to spy on me?"

"Hahaha~ my stupid brother~" Along with a burst of footsteps, Ron's exaggerated laughter sounded in the corridor:
"You actually thought I'd use someone who didn't even go to community college as an agent? Honestly, is your IQ really over 100?"

(End of this chapter)