The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 11 New invitations and dog licks
I don’t know if there is a saying in the United States that “Say Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will arrive”. In short, Ron just pretended to beep in front of Musk with Buffett’s name, and received a call from Buffett when he walked out of the gate.

"Ron, long time no see." Buffett's old voice came from the receiver.

"Long time no see, the famous Mr. Buffett, I really wonder if you have installed a bug on me, I just mentioned you in front of others."

"You mentioned me? You're not talking about my tax issues with Francis, are you? You know I'm one of the few clean people in this circle." The old man was obviously taken aback. Being targeted by the IRS is not a good thing.

Obviously, Ron should have impressed him in a certain action before.

Ron didn't bother to scare the old man anymore, and quickly explained: "Of course not, I just talked about you with Mr. Musk."

"Well, I don't know this young man. You know I don't pay much attention to technology companies. I called you to send you a personal job offer."

"Private job offer?"

Ron's job is quite free. Basically, as long as he completes the annual fixed tax collection tasks, he has nothing to do. Of course, he doesn't mind taking on some small jobs, otherwise he will lose his ability in vain.

"What job?" Ron switched the phone to the external voice while starting the car.

"Bodyguard work, I believe no one is more qualified than you for this job, accompany me to Huaxia, a place called Xihong City, my charity lunch was auctioned off by a young man named Wang Duoyu."

Wang Duoyu?Ron's brain buzzed when he heard the name. This is the son of destiny, so he must agree.

"Warren, you know I'm always busy, so can you tell me a specific time, so that I can spare that time, and with our friendship, I will definitely be there for you when you need me.

Even, I can give you a discount, if you can agree that my escort work will end until I get you on the plane, don't worry, I have no other intentions, I'm just tired and thinking about whether to go shopping in Huaxia... "

Back at the apartment, Leonard finally brought back takeaway. Today is Monday, so according to Sheldon's rules, today is Thai food day.

Not only did Ron have no objection to this, but he raised his hands in favor of it, which instantly disillusioned Leonard, who had hoped to resist Sheldon's tyranny due to Ron's arrival.

"Here, pad thai without peanuts."

Howard asked nervously, "Is there peanut oil in it?"

Leonard was not very interested: "I don't know, everyone will keep an eye on Howard for a while to prevent him from getting swollen."

Sheldon was very friendly today, which is not often: "Since there are no bees now, you can use my adrenaline."

"Do you have chopsticks?" Ron asked out of his personal habits from his previous life.

"No, this is Thai food."

Leonard secretly rolled his eyes: "It's started again."

"Thailand only had forks in the second half of the 19th century. What's interesting is that they didn't use the fork to put the food directly into the mouth, but put the food in the spoon with the fork, and then put the food in the mouth with the spoon."

Normally, Ron would have said, "Isn't this taking off your pants and farting?" But today he didn't intend to be so rude. God testifies, he has never felt that his brother's words are so full of meaning like today.

"Sheldon, what you said is really great!" Ron's applause satisfied Sheldon's vanity to the greatest extent.

"Ron, you look very abnormal today!" Sheldon was very uncomfortable with Ron's flattering attitude today.

Ron stared into Sheldon's eyes, and confessed with great sincerity: "Sheldon, I swear, I have never loved you so much like this moment, even if you ask me to offer chrysanthemums now, I won't hesitate at all."

"Ron." Sheldon remained expressionless.

"what's up?"

"I heard that impure intercourse between homosexuals will increase the probability of AIDS. From the perspective of safety and health, I think you should find a woman. If you share Penny with you, it will be good..."

"Tsk tsk tsk...I won't discuss this topic yet, let's have dinner first." Monad hurriedly interrupted Sheldon's speech as if facing a formidable enemy, for fear of arousing Ron's interest.

The quartet of scientists, even a person like Sheldon with a ridiculously low EQ, can tell that Leonard likes Penny, and Penny has been trying her best to bring down Ron.

If it wasn't for Ron who really wasn't interested in Petunia, maybe Petunia would have already got her.

Howard approached Ron: "Hey, brother, tell me, are you gay?"

"Of course not, it's just that I'm a little tired of being sensual for too long," Ron winked at Howard, "Brother, you know from my image that I'll never be short of women, right?"

Leonard: "Then why aren't you interested in Penny?"

Ron thought for a while: "This is my principle. I never do anything to the girls around me, especially the girls who rent together. I don't want to pay the rent for two people alone."

When Leonard heard Ron's explanation, he found it incredible that someone could refuse a beauty like Penny?

But thinking about Ron's handsome appearance, everything seemed so reasonable, Leonard felt relieved all of a sudden.

Well, that's very Ron, Shelton nodded approvingly, agreeing with his statement that Penny has asked Leonard for his WIFI password since moving here.

This caused another heavy blow to the network speed, which was already insufficient in bandwidth, and Shelton was quite critical of this.

Howard shouted extremely hungrily: "Just like that? If she wants to have sex with me once, I'm willing to help her pay the rent for a whole year!"

"Hey, hey, brothers, you don't have to do this, maybe I can bring you more girls, the premise is that you don't use such low methods to strike up a conversation, it will make me very embarrassing."

When Ron said this, he never took his eyes off Howard. He didn't want to go out with a licking dog who had to greet girls in more than a dozen languages. It would be too shameful.

Rajesh patted Howard's thigh excitedly: "Ron, where do you usually go to pick up girls, can you take us with you next time?"

"Of course, it's just that I never deliberately picked up girls, I just went to various events, and then girls surrounded me.

Maybe you can comfort those girls who are absolutely heartbroken after being rejected by me, I think the probability of success should be quite high. "

After Ron's Versailles remarks, Howard and Rajesh not only didn't feel offended in the slightest, they looked at each other, and they both saw the heartbeat in each other's eyes, and asked excitedly together: "When?"

"There will be an event tonight, a drag racing rally in Los Angeles, and a free drag racing competition. Do you want to come?" Ron issued an invitation.

In fact, tonight was the time that Toretto made an appointment with him. He promised to introduce Ron to some local "supernatural powers" friends, and Ron didn't mind bringing two more burdens.

This caused Howard and Rajesh to get into a tangle. On the one hand, they wanted to go pick up girls with Ron. On the other hand, Los Angeles at night was still a gathering of motorcycle racers, which was obviously not something that nerds like them could control.

They will be blasted to pieces!

At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the apartment.

"Leonard, is Ron with you?" It was Penny's voice.

Ron shook his head at Leonard: "Just say I'm not here, come on brother, I'm optimistic about you~"

"Hi, Penny~" Leonard opened the door for Penny and didn't let Penny in, but walked out and half blocked the door with his body.

"We haven't seen Ron for a day. What do you want from him? Or is there anything I can do for you."

In the apartment, Ron, who eavesdropped with his ears up, shook his head, another dog licking~
Seriously speaking, in the group of four scientists, it seems that only one Sheldon is not licking the dog, but is being chased by girls upside down, while the other three are much more pitiful.

It seems that our Cooper family has strong genes. Such a handsome appearance is indeed a weapon to attract women~ Ron touched his cheek, thinking narcissistically.

"Uh~" Penny was a little disappointed: "I want to ask if you can help..."

"Okay!" Before Penny could finish speaking, Leonard immediately had a dog-licking attack, and agreed first. It seemed that he hadn't learned a lesson from the last time his pants were stripped.

"Well, someone will deliver the furniture to me tomorrow, and I may not be here, so can you sign for it for me and deliver it to my room?"

again?Ron prayed that Leonard would best refuse, because then he would definitely call Sheldon, and Sheldon would call him.

And because of the guilt of taking advantage of Sheldon just now, I will definitely not refuse. After going around like this, even though I didn't help, I was the one who did the work in the end?

"Of course." Leonard quickly agreed, as if he was afraid that someone would rob him.

Sure enough, licking a dog is licking a dog.

"Thank you, Leonard, you are such a good person~" Penny handed over the key, and handed out a good person card: she turned and left: "This is the key to my house."

And Leonard didn't even dare to ask her out.

"Leonard, I think you should ask her out." Ron gave his suggestion.

Leonard was very surprised: "Ask her out? What if she refuses?"

"Then keep dating. Believe me, she will get tired of refusing one day." Ron said casually, and then continued to deal with his own Thai food, leaving Leonard alone at the door, wondering what he was thinking.

Howard and Rajesh finally made up their minds after some thought struggles: "Ron, we want to go out with you tonight!"

Ron almost choked to death with a mouthful of Thai food. These two guys are so good, they don't even have to die for the sake of the girl.

(End of this chapter)