Almighty Daddy: Opening Twins

Chapter 179 Zhu Fengzi, Baolongnv ([-]rd)
The book review section of "The Legend of Condor Heroes" has completely fallen, and the movement this time feels even scarier than the last time she showed her face!
Because if you glance at the book review area, you can see the skyrocketing arrogance!
"Fuck!"

"My little dragon girl!"

"I ***** you****** him***********"

"I*****"

"You he****"

The art of language has blossomed here. If foreigners come here to learn Chinese, I believe they can quickly grasp the essence. After all, every sentence here is a great achievement.

"May I ask what happened to Fengzi, did the mother write it for her?"

"Fuck, I can't accept it. Could it be that Fengzi's wife ran away with someone?"

"He is so young, how can he have a wife!"

"Human, why can't I find a photo of Fengzi participating in the Golden House Author Conference on the Internet!"

"Fuck, the news is gone!"

"Damn, this is better than preparing!"

"Excuse me, does anyone know where Fengzi's home is? As a loyal fan of Fengzi, I think his writing is inconsistent, so I want to send him some souvenirs!"

"Me too, who knows where Fengzi lives?"

"The charm seems to be from Huating!"

"Hey, Fengzi is quite handsome, in order to slow down his aging, why don't we cut him off!"

"I also think that I heard that people who have been circumcised age slowly!"

"Not only aging slowly, but also concentrating!"

"My mentality has collapsed, who can tell me where Fengzi lives!"

What can be written is relatively light. Most of the anger cannot be expressed in words, because once it comes out, the whole article will become asterisks.

In short, this latest chapter directly blew up the book review section of "The Legend of Condor Heroes".

And the internal editor was so angry that his nose was crooked, so he didn't close the book review of "The Legend of Condor Heroes" protectively.

He even went up on the trumpet to scold.

"That's right, you're right!"

"Supporting the landlord, remember to count me in for gang fights!"

"Cut it off, he dares to destroy my goddess, I will touch his second brother!"

Barbara!

……

This fire became more intense as night came. After all, night is the hottest time for reading books. Those readers who kept the update for a day and waited to read it at night became angry and jealous!

On the Golden House side, many authors were also dumbfounded,

Fuck, the master is awesome, playing this kind of plot?

This scolding battle is really cool!
And this fire has also spread to Weibo.

In the hot list, there is a hot word about Xiaolongnv losing her virginity.

The most important thing is that this hot word is constantly rising, until nine o'clock in the evening, it has already rushed to the sixth place, and at the same time, it is followed by several hot words related to "The Legend of Condor Heroes"!

#小龙女郎志兴#
#Yang GuoGreen#
But the one with the fastest rising popularity is #风子家在哪里#.

Bai Yu, who was peeping at home, looked at those comments who were about to give him souvenirs, with an unnatural expression on his face.

Then he looked at Wang Lina: "Is there such a big movement?"

Wang Lina looked at the phone. On the phone was Bai Yu's latest chapter update, with a sad expression on her face, and said for a long time, "You sleep in the study tonight!"

"what?"

"I'm afraid I can't help poking you with scissors in the middle of the night!"

Bai Yu: ...

What if I suddenly thought of an Japanese movie?
His crotch was cold, and Bai Yu caught it.

"Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise...Fox, Tang Gugu, Fan Qingman...I won't be able to hold back at that time!"

Bai Yu curled her lips, and thought to herself, don't say three, he won't be afraid of thirty, okay?

Since he accepted Li Chunyang's inheritance, he has been practicing Taoist secrets, and later inherited the things of several Taoist masters!

From the method of breathing, to the secret of not passing on, to some ancient martial arts skills, he knows that the martial arts in this world are different from those in the previous life.

In his last life, he lived for more than [-] years and never saw the real thing!

but……

This world it comes true!

such as……

Point the hole!

Of course, it should be impossible to get acupuncture points from a distance, as well as the so-called acupuncture points for chickens in "Fang Shiyu", and it is even impossible to get acupuncture points in martial arts novels!

but……

It's nothing to Bai Yu to poke the person down to the ground with one finger, or even to poke Yamen acupoint with one finger, making him unable to speak for a short time!
It's just that these things may be too difficult to cultivate, and ordinary people don't even know it!
"She dared to come... Nana, you have defiled her!"

Wang Lina's expression froze, and she stared at Bai Yu strangely, as if to say, what are you talking about?
Bai Yu coughed dryly, and didn't want to get entangled in this aspect anymore.

He scolds him, I have a thick skin!

After registering a trumpet, Bai Yu also joined the Scolding Charm Alliance.

"That's right, you're right, cut off your charm!"

"Send a blade, send a blade, you must send a blade!"

"Give me back my little dragon girl give me back my little dragon girl!"

Seeing Bai Yu typing all the time, Wang Lina thought he was about to apologize, so she came over to have a look...

His expression got even weirder.

"what?"

Wang Lina: "You will also sleep in the study room tomorrow night!"

……

There was a lot of noise about Fengzi, but most people were helpless and could only curse at the Golden House.

Xu Dacong also called Bai Yu.

Smiling and cursing a few words.

"Damn it, you are awesome, no, it's self-willed!"

The data of "The Legend of Condor Heroes" is so good, if it continues, it may become the highest peak.

But now it's all over, Bai Yu actually came to such a trick?
"Are you afraid that your data is too good-looking?"

While eating breakfast, Bai Yu said, "Maybe the data is even better!"

"Fuck, who will believe it!"

After hanging up the phone, Li Zhijie's call came again.

He didn't scold, but...

he is crying!
"Brother Bai, Father Bai, Grandpa Bai, please change it, my little dragon girl!"

"no!"

"Bai Yu, how could you do this, I will be very sad if you do this!"

"no!"

"Damn, how about this? How about... how about... change Zhen Zhibing's name to Li Zhijie!"

Bai Yu: ...

Snapped!
The phone hung up, and Li Zhijie said hello a few times, curling his lips: "If you don't change it, don't change it, why are you hanging up!"

As she spoke, she burst into tears again: "My little dragon girl, my goddess, my..."

Bai Yu felt that Li Zhijie was trying to fuck up, so he changed it to his name?
Isn't he afraid of being exposed and hacked to death?What a hungry ghost!

While eating, the doorbell rang, but Bai Yu didn't care.

The aunt over there went to open the door.

After a while, Bai Yu saw...

Qin Nishang came in, followed by Lin Shaoyao, followed by the fox, followed by Fan Qingman...

The most important thing is that these women have a somewhat gloomy expression on their faces!
Bai Yu tensed up, how did she find it?
He looked at Wang Lina, saw that her face was normal, and was filled with grief in his heart. He pointed at Wang Lina and tremblingly said: "Defense by day and night, and house thieves are difficult to guard against. Wang Lina, you will lose your husband!"

Wang Lina's head was full of black lines, she turned her head away, but she didn't seem to see the group of 'crusade against the charming girl group' that came in!
"I can explain!"

Bai Yu looked at the few people who were approaching.

Especially Lin Shaoyao, the fox!
The mood of the two seemed to be a little bit wrong, the fox waved his hand: "Tied!"

Immediately, he rushed over with all his teeth and claws.

She didn't rush over alone, but several people rushed over.

Seeing this, Bai Yu hurriedly dodged, but looking at them, he was obviously holding a breath. This is a house. Although the living room is not small, it is not a grassland, so he can run wildly, let alone with several girls.

"Don't force me, don't force me!"

Bai Yu couldn't take it anymore, especially the two vicious girls, Hu Hu and Lin Shaoyao, who attacked him too hard, and the most important thing was that they kept attacking him in three ways.

What if you are not careful, if you don't pay attention, and touch something that shouldn't be touched?
Oh, I'm not worried about the second brother, I'm afraid of breaking your little hands!

Yes, I am for your own good!

then……

Bai Yu made a move, with a few light taps, the four women, together with Qin Nishang, screamed four times and fell to the ground with a bang bang bang bang, motionless.

"If the tiger doesn't show its power, you treat me as a sick cat?"

"I'm a man, a normal man!"

While cursing, Bai Yu murmured in her heart, shouldn't I, a normal man, run after four girls in thin clothes?
Why did the four girls dare to chase me?

Think you're a tigress?

Think I'm a kitten?
No, you are sheep, Aries, I am the tiger!
Bai Yu casually took the silk scarves next to her, one by one, and then...

Blindfold the eyes of Lin Shaoyao, Fox, Tan Nishang, and Fan Qingman who were lying on the ground!

Lin Shaoyao: ...

fox:……

Qin Nishang: ...

Fan Qingman: ...

as well as……

Wang Lina, who turned around when she heard the scream, was stunned when she saw the four lying down straight.

what is that?
Acupuncture?

And when she saw Bai Yu took the silk scarf to cover the eyes of the four of them, she was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth.

This picture...

I... I, I, I seem to have seen it in a book!

"Bai Yu!" She quickly stood up and exclaimed, "What are you doing?"

Bai Yu shook her head resolutely: "No, you come!"

"I... I'm coming?"

"That's right, I'm your husband, and besides, you want me to come if you don't want to kiss each other?"

Wang Lina's mind has gone blank.

At this time, the four people lying on the ground were the most confused.

The most important thing is that Bai Yu's blindfolded action...

A little too much!

Half an hour later!
The four of them recovered, sat on the sofa, stared at Bai Yu from a distance, Qin Nishang had strange eyes!

Master and apprentice!

I wondered if Bai Yu didn't report to Xu Guoqian, but went to his own sect, did he have any ideas!
As for Fan Qingman...

Oh, why are you at Sister Nana's house!

As for Lin Shaoyao and Fox, they stared at Bai Yu in horror.

What was that before?
Acupuncture?

They have only heard of this thing, but they didn't expect Bai Yu to know it?

What kind of inheritance does this guy have?
"I think you have misunderstood me. It's a novel. Do you understand the novel?"

The fox took a deep breath, not daring to mess with Bai Yu, and said, "We haven't contacted each other for so many days, and we moved. I thought there was something wrong with your relationship with Nana!"

Bai Yu: ...

Just as she was talking, Wang Lina's cell phone rang. When she saw that it was her mother, she answered it decisively.

Wang Lina's face was flushed, and she said angrily, "It's okay, it's really okay!"

As he spoke, he handed the phone to Bai Yu: "Mom's phone!"

Bai Yu quickly answered the phone and heard Li Shuhua say, "Xiaobai, are you and Nana okay?"

Bai Yu: ...

"fine!"

"Then why can't you get through the phone!"

"Oh, there are too many people on the phone, I want to be quiet and quiet!"

"Okay, call home if you need anything!"

After hanging up the phone, Bai Yu sighed, well, I don't blame them for thinking wildly.

After all, although the protagonists in the first three novels were also a bit miserable, this time it is indeed a bit out of line.

Moreover, some novels express the author's emotions...

"Go, go, go, let me go!"

Bai Yu had no choice but to drive everyone away.

It was quiet, Wang Lina looked at Bai Yu with weird eyes all the time!

After a long time, he came over and asked, "Why couldn't they move just now?"

"Oh, that's acupuncture!"

"Acupoint acupuncture? Really!" Wang Lina's eyes widened. Seeing Bai Yu nodding, she said again, "Isn't that a flower picker's sharp weapon?"

Bai Yu: ...

Nana, your thinking is a bit dangerous, easy to be harmonious, you know that?
"Can I learn?"

"Are your fingers hard?"

Wang Lina was stunned for a moment, recalling Bai Yu's iron hands and swiftness when she played "House of Flying Daggers", she shook her head.

"That's no use!"

Wang Lina: ...

A little disappointed, thought for a while and said: "The jade girl has a tender heart?"

"fake!"

"Nine Yin Sutra?"

"It's also fake!"

Wang Lina: ...

"Well, it's all fake. It's true that you are blindfolded by acupuncture. You are so proficient. Have you done it before?"

Bai Yu: ...

Do you believe that I will sue you for defamation?

Seeing Wang Lina's fair neck, Bai Yu smacked her lips and said, "I haven't tried it yet, but I can try it today!"

ha?Wang Lina was puzzled, and then...

There's no after that!

……

Thirteenth Aunt finally lived up to her name!

Although they don't know where Fengzi lives, the thoughts of hundreds of thousands of Condor fans have already cut off Fengzi and avenged Xiao Longnu.

then……

Keep watching!
From the data in the background, firstly, not only did the data of Xiaolongnv's accident not drop, it even... even increased.

The most important thing is that the subscription data in this chapter is like a mountain, with the popularity, it is getting higher and higher!

Rourou has a weird expression, no wonder everyone likes to drive, it turns out...

There is something wrong with you people, there is something wrong with your thinking!

I finally breathed a sigh of relief. After all, it is rare for an author to collapse his house, but it is not a good thing to offend readers by writing.

And the current situation where readers scold and read at the same time is quite interesting.

Perhaps after seeing what happened to Xiaolongnv, the reading volume of "The Legend of Condor Heroes" has not decreased but increased, so a few authors on the site have their brains twitched, thinking that they can be charming, why can't I?

Send, find someone who feels like sending the heroine away!

then……

There is no more, the grass on the grave is ten feet high.

Several authors cursed discrimination, this is naked discrimination!

"Teacher Fengzi, please don't play such scary tricks again, I can't stand it!"

Rourou is very helpless, and the higher-ups also asked her to give Fengzi a good tutor, and she must check the manuscript in the future. If people are in a better mood, and the protagonist is killed by farts, then the website will suffer a lot?

After all, other people have never been in contact with Fengzi, and they don't know what kind of person he is, so what if they have brain twitches?
"All right, all right, I promise, just this once!"

This novel is quite special, and there are not many such things in the whole martial arts.

But later Yang Guo had to break his arm, so it should, probably, maybe, not cause such a big commotion.

"By the way, because of you, someone came to ask about the copyright, and now I don't believe it!"

"It's okay, they will pay more in the future!"

Flesh: ...

……

Recently, Bai Yu kept a low profile in school, always wearing a hat, afraid of being recognized, so he simply deleted it before, and he only showed his face once, as for the crew, they really didn't dare to call Bai Yu, After all, the scene of cursing and cursing on the set is vivid.

Bai Yu finally gave Wang Lina the song "A Hundred Dances in the Fright"!

And after Tan Nishang and Wang Lina were both gone, Bai Yu had to continue to lead Lian Qingyao and the others.

But this substitute shift is different from the first substitute shift!

Lian Qingyao, Yang Xiaodie, and the other classmates were all very well-behaved.

Moreover, Bai Yu found that there were more unfamiliar faces in the class.

"Brother Bai, they are all learning folk musical instruments, probably because they heard what their classmates said and wanted to come and experience it!"

Bai Yu laughed, and said with a smile, "Didn't you tell anyone?"

Lian Qingyao blushed, and said weakly: "Say it!"

Bai Yu didn't care, she glanced back and saw several people wearing Hanfu.

Although it is a classroom, it is also understandable, because according to Tan Nishang, she also likes to let students wear her favorite Hanfu to hold the pipa in class.

Standing on it, Bai Yu suddenly had the feeling that the king was late.

As the saying goes, there is no separation between dance and music!

Generally, those who learn to dance know a little bit of music. After all, there must be music in dancing. As long as you want to make breakthroughs in this area, understanding music theory is a must.

Of course, those who understand music may not necessarily be able to dance.

It's like looking around, and there are a few people who know they can't dance, but most of them have slender limbs, shoulders naturally up and down, thin backs, long necks, and bright eyes. They are obviously dance professionals. Probably some kind of musical instrument.

For example, the girl in the back is wearing a pair of kun suits and holding a hole flute in her hand. With her temperament, she really looks like a heroine!

"This senior brother is so handsome!"

"Don't you think he looks a bit like that style?"

"It seems to be hey!"

"That is not true, is it!"

"How is it possible? It's just a resemblance. Fengzi still dares to show her face now? Will she not be beaten into a pig's head?"

"Too!"

No matter how popular a person is, it is impossible for everyone to know about it, let alone a person who has only shown his face once. To put it bluntly, most of the time, the novel is more popular than the author.

It's like you go out and shout, who has watched "Swordsman", maybe five out of ten, four of them may have watched the movie, and those who have read the original work, maybe one or half of them!
And if you want to ask who knows Fengzi, maybe one out of ten knows it is good.

After all, the time is too short, Fengzi and the names of "Dragon Ba Bu" and "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji" need time to settle.

"How did you learn "House of Flying Daggers" for everyone last time!"

Bai Yu asked casually, and many people showed embarrassment.

But there are also those who feel that they are ready, such as Yang Xiaodie!

"Xiaodie is coming?"

"can!"

While talking, Yang Xiaodie had already started.

(End of this chapter)