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Chapter 6 Dr. Zombie King
Caravans don’t drive at night. This is not a modern society. There are no highways, let alone street lights. There may be a pothole on the road at any time. If the car falls into it, it will be a big loss.

So at night, the caravan camped on the spot, and Lan Nuo had time to try to dismantle the ice cart.

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Under the reflection of the bonfire, a large pile of parts was piled up in front of Lan Nuo, making him at a loss for a while...

This shit?How to install it, the parts must be enough to assemble a new ice car, and there are only a lot more, but the principle of the car driven by zombies is completely different from that on the earth, and they can't even recognize which one is the engine. Hammer Oh!

"Tsk tsk tsk! This is your genius idea? I think the steel spouts of these materials are good. You can sell scrap iron in the future, and you will never starve to death." Master Cat's ruthless sarcasm came to his ears, and Lan Nuo was angry. One head tops three big ones.

Then his head really got bigger!

"Damn it! Don't scare me! Your brain has become transparent!" Master Cat thought it was funny when he saw that Lan Nuo's angry brain had grown bigger. It's also a bit scary, the head occupies almost one-third of the body's weight, the brain is over-expanded, and the skull is thinned, and the grooves on the brain can be vaguely seen through the skull.

"Ah? Is that an exaggeration?" Lan Nuo just felt that his head was a little heavy, and he thought someone had put a hat on him, but when he thought about it carefully, he didn't have a girlfriend either (it seemed even more sad).

Hearing the exaggeration of Master Cat, Lan Nuo hurriedly found a bronze mirror in the caravan's goods, looked at the mirror, and almost scared himself to death. His head looked like the pumpkin in Plants vs. Zombies. Come on, the part of the brain is extremely huge, so he has the urge to make a glass cover to protect the brain, and the most important thing is that he is bald...

"I'm going? Don't you just turn into Dr. Zhuang Wang? But why don't I feel like I've become smarter?" Lan Nuo scratched his head, and found that his head was too big to reach the top of his head. Later, when he met the police, he let him What should I do if I raise my hands and squat down with my head in my arms?
Master Cat heard that this is Dr. Zhuang Wang, blinked and asked, "What is 1+2+3 until 100?"

"Five thousand and fifty!" Lan Nuo opened his mouth and came.

"I'll go! Calculated so quickly? Is the calculation correct?" Master Cat was startled, and began to count with his fingers.

"Go, go! It's a question that elementary school students know, this one can't be tested!" However, Master Cat also reminded him, and subconsciously calculated the four arithmetic operations within six digits, and found that the results were all within seconds. It took five seconds. The square root of two is accurate to more than 50 decimal places. Although it is far worse than a computer, it is already much exaggerated than a human brain.

"It looks like I've become smarter, but why don't I feel it? Forget it, try to put the ice cart together and you'll know!"

As soon as Lan Nuo saw the parts in a place, he felt that his mind was full of inspiration. It seemed that he didn't even need to know the principle to make what he wanted. It looked very similar to the scientific research ability of Big Big Wolf.

After a while...

Lan Nuo, who was released from the transformation, felt a lot of knowledge poured into his mind. He was dizzy for a while and almost passed out. Out of self-protection, his brain blocked most of the knowledge, leaving only a very small part that could be understood by him. of.

Beating his head with a headache, he realized that his hair had returned, so he was relieved. Compared to Lan Nuo's calmness and the mood to care about his hair, Master Cat was dumbfounded by the side.

"Wait a minute? Aren't you going to make an ice truck? What is this thing?" In front of the two of them, a three-meter-high robot with a drill in one hand watched the cat operated by Lan Nuo the whole time. Grandpa didn't understand how he did it at all, so there was such a big guy in a daze.

"Ah? I don't know either! Anyway, it was created! Decepticon One! Transform!" Lan Nuo gave an order, and the big robot got down on the ground and began to transform, not as gorgeous as Transformers, more like It is the kind of transformation in which the principle can be seen in The Adventures of Lolo.

The drill turned into a locomotive, and the whole robot lay on the ground, turning into a tractor with a drill...

"It looks good! He still has intelligence? Why don't I remember that he has a chip? How did he realize it?" Lan Nuo, who had recovered from Dr. Zhuang Wang's transformation, was also in a daze. The thing in front of him was a perfect interpretation. What is unscientific, at least he can't understand the principle.

"Never mind! Let him pull the cart tomorrow!" Lan Nuo jumped into the tractor and lay down on the seat to go to sleep.

Master Cat looked at this machine that could understand human speech, and couldn't help knocking on its shell, but there was a bang, the shell opened, and a fist popped out, even with Master Cat's agility, he almost hit it His face is full of flowers.

"Hey! The temper is not small! This has become a spirit! Can't eat people!" Master Cat looked at the monster's expression.

"Ah... this..." Master Cat just said casually, but Lan Nuo realized a problem, this thing doesn't even have a motor, what did he burn to start it?The robot designed by Dr. Zhuang Wang will not really eat brains, will it?That's so evil!
"Hey, big guy! What are you eating?" Lan Nuo patted the hood and asked tentatively.

"Report to Master Megatron, my food is the brain of any creature with a brain, I prefer to eat it mixed with aviation kerosene!" The mechanical sound of the urn came from the hood, almost making Lan Nuo jump up in fright.

"Hey! You've really become a genius! Fortunately, you don't have to eat human brains! Then whoever, remember to contact the slaughterhouse for me when you arrive in Tiandou City. I will take all the brains that no one wants!"

Master Cat involuntarily stayed away from Decepticon [-], he always felt that the function of the big drill was to drill open the skull and eat the brain.

"By the way... Zombies want to eat brains, will my transformed zombie eat brains have any special effects! I have to find a chance to give myself a whole plate of pig brains!"

He regrets it a little now. He cremated the corpses of those poor bandits before with hot chili peppers. Otherwise, he could bring them back, dig out their brains and feed them to Decepticon [-], or test how long a catty of brains can last. how long.

"Wait... It seems that I can test it now! If I can become a dancing king zombie, wouldn't I be able to summon dance partners infinitely? Zombies should have brains too!

Feed the Decepticons with the dancing partners of the dancing king zombies, and then the dancing king zombies can re-summon a wave of dancing partners. Isn't the infinite loop equal to infinite energy?And it's clean energy!I'm a fucking genius! "

[To be continued]

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