don't call me singer

Chapter 59 I always feel that I was revenge by the system

The old locust set, a large locust tree stretches across the canopy, covering a large area of ​​shady land.

Two dirt roads cross under the trees, and there are a few thatched shops and a few grass huts beside the road.

It was the ninth day of the festival. The villagers in more than a dozen nearby villages carried all kinds of goods they had saved to collect and exchange. It was very lively under the big locust tree.

A man with a five-short stature, wearing a ge robe, bare two hairy legs, and walking on straw sandals, was standing under the locust tree and bullying the little girl who was selling and singing.

Beside him, there were also a group of idyllic villagers who were booing along with him.

The little girl was wearing a cloth skirt and had a slender figure. A bun was tied to the right side of her head with a hairpin. As her body trembled, she shivered like a chicken nodding.

The hairy-legged man took a step forward, and was about to press him step by step, when suddenly he felt a figure flash in front of him, a person stopped between him and the little girl, and grabbed the clothes on his chest.

"Get out of the way, or I'll call the police!"

Huh, wait?

Gu Xiaobai stood up and stopped the shaggy-legged villager, only to realize that something was wrong.

How did you get shorter?
When I was lying on the ground, I felt that this villager was very short, at most 1.6 meters, and I could be two heads taller than him.

You can be scared to death later.

But when he stood up, he realized that he was not much taller than him.

Moreover, his hands and feet were so soft that he didn't have much strength. He couldn't push him away with this push, and he could only grab onto his clothes.

Before Gu Xiaobai could react, he suddenly felt a pain in his body, received two punches in a row, and stumbled to the ground.

He refused to let go of his right hand, and suddenly pulled it with a "tear" sound.

"Oh my clothes..." The hairy-legged man's ge clothes were torn to pieces, he cried out in distress, and kicked Gu Xiaobai several times.

Until someone next to him persuaded: "Okay, this sick child, don't kick it to death!"

The hairy-legged man stopped just then, tugged at the Ge Yi on his body, and kicked Gu Xiaobai again, and then he walked away angrily.

Gu Xiaobai clutched his stomach, unable to get up from the ground for a long time.

what is happening?Gu Xiaobai used his calm and wise, but now a little dizzy brain to think for three seconds, and came to a conclusion.

I have been retaliated by the system!
Knowing that you can't beat me in reality, beat me in my dreams while I'm sleeping?

The system is finished!
At this moment, in front of Gu Xiaobai, words like smoke and dust appeared.

"Primary Trial: Live for three days through street singing."

"Clearance reward: No, you bite me."

Gu Xiaobai: "..."

Sure enough, the system is taking revenge on me!
However, this is a lucid dream. If you want to take revenge on me in my lucid dream, do you underestimate me too much?
Gu Xiaobai closed his eyes and murmured: "I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, wake up, wake up, wake up..."

Didn't wake up.

Change strategy.

"I'm going to fly, fly, fly..."

"A roast chicken fell from the sky, a roast chicken."

"I'm Iron Man!"

"Ultraman transforms!"

Gu Xiaobai was still lying on the ground, nothing happened.

The fun tricks that I used to play in Lucid Dreams seem to be useless.

The words that appeared in front of him changed again: "The host is not in a dream, but his consciousness has traveled through time and space and entered a certain history. Everything is real at present. To prevent mental trauma, please don't die easily."

"Are you my primary school student?" Still consciously traveling through time and space into history?This is impossible.

"This is the power of music." The system laughed, your physics can't do it, can I?
"Bullshit, I believe you are stupid, oh it hurts." Gu Xiaobai moaned on the ground, the little girl knelt beside him and panicked: "Are you alright..."

"I...I'm fine, help...help me up."

Being supported by the little girl, Gu Xiaobai leaned against the big locust tree again.

He found that this was indeed not his body. The current him is at most 1.7 meters tall, with bow legs, and only a worn purple deep coat on his body, with nothing underneath...

That's right, there was nothing, the wind was blowing cold, making Gu Xiaobai very sad, leaning against the tree and didn't want to move, feeling very insecure.

"We know each other?" Gu Xiaobai grinned for a long time before he had the strength to look at the little girl next to him.

The little girl is at most thirteen or fourteen years old, less than 1.6 meters tall, she looks like a junior high school student, the cloth skirt is very worn out, and there are a few patches on it, and the bun hanging on the side of the head makes Gu Xiao Bai really wanted to reach out and touch it.

"Don't you remember? You passed out on the side of the road before, and I gave you something to eat and drink..."

Gu Xiaobai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, how could his character be so miserable.

Moreover, he thought he was someone from this little girl, who would have thought that he was just picked up by her.

Thinking of how she defended herself just now and would rather be wronged for herself, Gu Xiaobai's heart softened involuntarily.

"What's your name?"

Unexpectedly, the little girl suddenly blushed and looked at him angrily.

"My name is Gu Xiaobai, you can call me brother Xiaobai." Gu Xiaobai introduced himself.

"Xiaobai...Brother? Can you sing?"

Gu Xiaobai: "??????"

Always feel like something is wrong? (Note)

Gu Xiaobai looked at the little girl, and the little girl lowered her head under his stare and whispered, "I...my mother calls me Mo'er..."

"Moth?" Gu Xiaobai looked at the bun on her head as she spoke, and she couldn't help but reached out and touched her little head, "Then I'll call you little moth."

"I didn't expect that you...you...you are also a bad person!" The little moth was killed by him, his face flushed with anger, and with a swoosh, he was two meters away from him.

Gu Xiaobai: "??????"

what happened again?
Although Gu Xiaobai is only 16 years old, he is already in college, and everyone around him is around 20 years old. In his opinion, a little girl of thirteen or fourteen years old is just a little sister. What's wrong with touching her head?
As for being so angry?
On weekdays, the little sisters who were killed by his head touches would happily post them on the Moments to deceive them.

One of the two was puzzled, the other was sulking, and suddenly...

"Grumbling..."

There was a burst of thunder in the stomach.

"Little Moth, are you hungry?"

The little moth couldn't care less about being angry, and looked at him and nodded desperately.

Gu Xiaobai thought of his trial mission and subconsciously touched money on his body.

Touching and touching, only touched a jade pendant hidden in his arms.

Looking at the pure white and flawless jade, Gu Xiaobai suddenly smiled.

Who said I have to sing?I can support both of us without singing!
"Let's go, let's take this jade pendant and exchange it for some food..."

After a quarter of an hour.

Gu Xiaobai was lying on the ground covered in footprints, and several villagers held his jade pendant and walked away.

"Help me up..." Gu Xiaobai always felt that he must have been retaliated by the system.

(Note: In ancient times, brother = song, brother is the current brother.)
(End of this chapter)