don't call me singer

Chapter 341 Who Dig Who's Pit
When the bus of Nanwan University stopped slowly, in dormitory 306, the three of Wang Haixia met in front of Zhao Mo's notebook, and the discussion was in full swing.

Due to time constraints, the "Pit Digging Competition" was the worst on average in the entire school song competition, but it was the happiest and most anticipated one.

Watching all kinds of clips on the Internet about digging holes, crying about your opponents and even yourself, you can laugh so much that you don’t want to eat all day.

Now that he is finally able to participate in this kind of game of cheating the father of the century, how can he let it go so easily!
"Divine Comedy! Divine Comedy! I want to kill them!"

"What divine song do you use?"

"My Skate Shoes?"

"No, this ultimate divine comedy has already been deciphered by Hua Chenyu... "I'm Drunk Alone"?"

"This song seems to have been cracked by Hua Chenyu."

"I also heard a song called "Rap vs Shouting Mai", which directly cracked the four divine comedies, alas, the music library is dying..."

"So, Burn My Calories?"

"No, Master Tengger has cracked it."

"Well... this one is better! "Song of the Stewardess"!"

"I asked you to wear a seat belt, but you didn't, you XX?"

"Yes, that one!"

"I'll go, if someone gets this song, they will cry..."

"Too cruel!"

Several people stared, imagining the expression of the person who got this song, who wanted to cry but had no tears.

That's it!

"Wait, have you ever thought about a question, what if Xiaobai gets the draw?" Zhou Xianting suddenly thought of a serious question.

"This is easy to handle, let Xiaobai put on the stewardess uniform and dance on the stage!"

Gu Xiaobai who was studying hard at the side suddenly turned his head, why are you trying to kill me!

What grudges do I have with you!
"I said Xiaobai was eavesdropping!"

"Pfft..." Several people burst out laughing.

"If I get the draw, you all have to go up and dance with me in the stewardess uniform!" Gu Xiaobai said viciously.

"Hmm..." Several people hesitated.

"It's okay." Wang Haixia thought for a while, and said: "Our probability of winning this song is only 1.6%, but the probability of someone winning this song is 75.21%! It's worth a gamble!"

"There is still a 24.78% probability that two people will be drawn. Think about the appearance of two people on the stage who want to cry but have no tears..."

Then the three of them snickered there.

What is harming others and benefiting oneself?That's it!

"I'll go find Brother Yao to dig a hole together!" Wang Haixia still felt that it wasn't enough, and continued to work hard to expand the area of ​​his hole.

Because there must be a [-]/[-] chance, no one can be tricked!
If there are four songs in the music library, the probability becomes 94%. Then go to Senior Zhu Qinan, and if there are six songs in the music library, the probability becomes 98.6%. It is almost certain that someone will be tricked... (Note)
And as long as I work hard enough, maybe everyone will wear stewardess uniforms on stage!
Wang Haixia ran out to dig a hole for his "stewardess contest".

Of course, he also forgot an important issue, that is, with his desperate digging, the probability of Gu Xiaobai winning the lottery has also risen sharply, which also means that he is likely to wear a stewardess uniform on stage... …

While the students of Dongyuan University were desperately filling the music library with magical songs such as "Wild Wolf disco", on the other side, the C15 singers who had just come to the competition were actually "digging holes" for this "cover competition". There is not enough understanding of the essence of competition.

Wen Xiaowen, who had just settled down, turned around and planned to run out to find Gu Xiaobai to chase stars, but was grabbed by Hua Minyu.

"Wait, let's submit our track first!"

"Repertoire?" Wen Xiaowen said: "I don't care, as long as there is Xiaobai to watch, how about four capitals to write songs you prepared in advance."

As he spoke, he couldn't help but fill in his own repertoire with Hua Minyu's repertoire, click submit, and close the page with a click.

"Wait...you...ah..."

"Don't go back and forth, so your chances of winning will be higher, fill it in quickly, and then go to see Xiaobai with me, be good!"

Hua Minyu looked at the submission page in front of him in distress.

She is not as heartless as Wen Xiaowen. She also has a heavy responsibility to come here this time, so she can't be so casual.

What should I do, should I fill in Wen Xiaowen's songs, or should I fill in my own songs in the four capitals?

If the four capitals fill in their own songs, the chances should be much higher...

But wouldn't that be unfair?
"They will definitely fill in their own songs to improve their winning rate. Quickly fill in yours, fill in." Wen Xiaowen pressed her hand.

Right, in order to win, they will definitely do the same...

Hua Minyu frowned and shook his head, no longer entangled, and filled in all the songs he had prepared.

I hope I can pick up these songs!
The music library was quickly submitted and displayed on the final summary page.

Then you can see the music library shows:

1. "Song of the Stewardess"

2. "Song of the Stewardess"

3. "Song of the Stewardess"

4. "Song of the Stewardess"

5. "Stewardess...

……

15. "Wild Wolf disco"

16. "Wild Wolf disco"

17. "I'm Drunk Alone"

18. "Grandmother Bridge"

19. "Little Swallow"

20. "Counting Ducks"

21. "Uneasy"

22. "Dazzling Mirror"

23...

Seeing the long line of stewardess songs in front, and the various divine comedies, nursery rhymes, super difficult songs, and all kinds of demons dancing in the back, Hua Minyu looked at a loss, what the hell is this!

Even if you want to prepare for this kind of song, it's too late!

Come, come, tell me how to sing "Song of the Stewardess" so that the whole audience applauds!

Am I understanding something wrong?
What kind of game am I in?
Should I obediently go back now!
My old lady is going crazy!
It wasn't until No.60 that normal songs appeared.

Most of these normal songs were submitted to the music library by singers from other schools who came to participate.

But at this moment, they clearly felt that they were the abnormal one!

Damn it, it turns out that the school song competition can still be played like this!
Have we been played!

Dongwon University, I can't stop talking to you guys!Endless!

The music database was submitted and announced to the public, and the fans who followed Dongwon University on the Internet were about to laugh out loud.

With a bang of attention, they all gathered together again.

It turns out that there is such an interesting school song competition in this world!
Moreover, if you see Gu Xiaobai, Fu Wenyao, and Zhu Qinan singing songs like "Song of the Stewardess", "Wild Wolf Disco", and "I'm Drunk Alone"...

Ah ha ha ha ha ha, no, I can't help it, I'm going to laugh out loud!

Soon, amid the heated discussions on the Internet, the smirks of Dongyuan University singers, and the faces of C15 singers who were cheated, the time came to 24 hours before the "digging competition".

The draw begins!
Gu Xiaobai, as the No.1 player with points, was the first to draw lots.

"The order of appearance is 12, the selected song library is... "Qingsi"?"

Gu Xiaobai was at a loss, what song was "Qingsi"?

Under the stage, Hua Minyu's eyes widened suddenly, Gu Xiaobai won the song I chose?
No.2 Fu Wenyao came on stage, he touched a number plate and came out, the order of appearance was 58.

"I'm going, why did I come out so late..." Fu Wenyao suddenly felt something was wrong, "I feel a little unlucky today... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nosesses! Absolutely not!"

Fu Wenyao prayed silently, and put his hand into another box.

He took out a note, glanced at it, and suddenly his eyes went dark.

"The Stewardess Song"!
Wang Haixia, I hate you!
After Fu Wenyao got off the stage, he rushed to the 306 people, looked at Wang Haixia, who was laughing so hard, and then swept across their faces with a murderous look: "Tell me, your size!"

"????" Gu Xiaobai was at a loss.

"Wang Haixia said, if I win the "Song of the Stewardess", you will accompany me on stage to dance the stewardess dance!"

I go!

Did I say such a thing?
Wang Haixia looked bewildered.

Fu Wenyao took out his phone and pressed the play button.

"Don't worry, if you really get it, we won't just sit idly by and let you be tricked by yourself..."

Several other people glared at Wang Haixia angrily.

Bah, is there a gatekeeper on your mouth!If you can't speak, just say a few words!

"Quickly tell me the size, I have to place an order quickly!" Fu Wenyao took out his mobile phone, "Otherwise there will be too many buyers, and the price will increase!"

(Note: Uncle Ha’s probability theory always fails the test, and he has to retake it. The probability in this chapter is calculated by Uncle Ha who spent 2 cents for labor costs and asked a super-cheap labor force to help. If you are wrong, please tell Uncle Ha, Uncle Ha Go to him to ask for labor fees!)

(End of this chapter)