don't call me singer

Chapter 28 I Was Showed Off

"High Mountain... East↗" Fu Wenyao said the first sentence, and Gu Xiaobai's brows furrowed.

Fu Wenyao's voice, whether it was nervous or what, was a little dry.

The song "East Mountain Ballad" is actually very easy to sing. The melody is mainly composed of repetition and progression of the same tone. Even if there is a jump in the interval, it does not exceed a major third.

After all, this is a school song. If no one can sing it, what is the school song?
The so-called homophonic repetition is like the first sentence of love after death. The consecutive high Cs after death are homophonic repetitions. When sung, it is "do do do do". "do re mi fa", this is progression; jumping in is "do mi la"; as for the interval of thirds, it can be simply understood as a white key in the middle.

Because the pentatonic scale 12356 is usually used in China, the interval between mi and sol (3 and 5) can also be regarded as a step, rather than a jump.

The east character of Gaoshanzhidong is actually quite gentle, but I don't know if it is because of its own melody, or if I want to make this song a little more exciting and have a pre-emptive effect. Fu Wenyao's first At the end of the sentence, it turned up an octave directly.

As a result... the sound is out of tune, and there is a slight break in the sound.

"It's 37 cents lower." Gu Xiaobai, who has a perfect absolute pitch, could hear it directly.

The so-called cent, which is one hundredth of a semitone, is more intuitive than expressing it by frequency.

At this moment, a message popped up on Gu Xiaobai's mobile phone: "Classwork, find ten mistakes or deficiencies in the performance."

Then, the number 0/10 was displayed on the phone.

Are you going to quiz?

Gu Xiaobai's spirit immediately concentrated, as if Pavlov's dog heard the sound of the bell, he sat up straight, his ears ridged, and his eyes lit up.

Check it out, I like it the most!
No matter what kind of question, don't try to stum me.

"Ten?" Gu Xiaobai said, "I can find twenty!"

The number on the phone instantly changed to 0/20. Obviously, the system teacher likes Xiaobai's enthusiasm very much.

Sitting next to Gu Xiaobai, Lao Hong, who was looking at Gu Xiaobai with a smile, suddenly shrank his pupils and his muscles suddenly tightened.

murderous look!
Just like Gu Xiaobai's state when he stood on the stage and sang.

Following Gu Xiaobai's gaze, he looked at Fu Wenyao, who was singing on the stage, and said in his heart... How did this kid offend Xiaobai?
Then he saw Gu Xiaobai's fingers like the wind, typing on the phone:

"It was 37 cents lower just now."

On the phone, the displayed number has changed to 1/20.

19 more?This doesn't bother me!

Gu Xiaobai's eyes became sharper.

What is this doing?
Old Hong took a peek at Gu Xiaobai's cell phone, and heard a few old buddies around him talking and commenting in a low voice.

"No Xiaobai can sing well."

"Well, it's okay, but it's not as good as Xiaobai's singing."

"Not bad, such an old child, not everyone can compare with Xiaobai, be tolerant to children."

"If it doesn't sound good, it doesn't sound good!" Lao Hong turned around and pouted, "Does it have anything to do with being a child?"

"Hey? You are deaf and can't hear well?" Professor Chen, who has always been generous to his students, was suddenly unhappy.

"Better than you blind man!" Lao Hong sprayed back immediately.

Professor Chen and Lao Hong have not dealt with each other since they were young.

Some people say that a deaf person has a loud voice because he can't hear himself, and he doesn't think others can hear it.This is the case with Lao Hong. When he was young, his ears were injured and his hearing was damaged. His already loud voice became louder.

When Professor Chen was young, he studied very hard. He held a pair of beer bottles early on. When he got older, his ciliary muscles became slack and weak. Now his eyes have completely turned into fixed-focus lenses. I can't see it even if I go, the focal length adjustment depends entirely on walking, and I can only see people from a distance of 3.5 meters, so I am ridiculed as blind.

However, when old professor Chen was young, he was also a man of influence on the campus, the campus singer contest of Dongyuan University, and his strength, he said with disdain: "You old deaf man, can you hear what's wrong? ?"

"Of course I can hear it, the pitch was 37 cents lower just now!" Lao Hong was as proud as a bald old peacock.

"Hey?" Old Professor Chen stared, "You still understand the cents? Still 37 cents? Let's play it!"

Can you hear it at 37 cents?
Lao Hong shook his head and said, "Here, it's time to shoot!"

Professor Chen: "(⊙⊙)?"

Lao Hong bullied Professor Chen Lao as blind, using his ciliary muscles to relax just right, controlling the slightly hardened lens, and peeking at Gu Xiaobai's cell phone openly.

Anyway, the distance is so close, this old blind man can't even see whether he is Old Hong, and it is even more impossible to see his small movements.

When Lao Hong cheated, he was very relaxed.

Watch and show.

"It's out of tune again, a semitone lower."

"It's out of tune again, and it's still a semitone lower."

"It's still out of tune here, it's high."

Old Professor Chen hurriedly waved his hand: "Stop, stop, children of this age are not professional, and they must not be able to sing too accurately!"

"We Xiaobai won't be out of tune!" Lao Hong said with a proud expression.

"Out of tune can't be counted!" Professor Chen said that his standards are very strict, "Deaf people can hear it!"

Assistant Teacher Chen is online.

When Fu Wenyao and his orchestra members were on the same stage with professional-level, or even professional-level masters, the gap between them immediately became apparent.

After the opening, a blockbuster solo and a stunning prelude were all contributed by Ming Ge, but once the other instruments of the band entered and the ensemble started, it started to mess up.

At first, Gu Xiaobai's attention was on Fu Wenyao's singing.

After saying three misses in a row, after Assistant Teacher Chen goes online, the system no longer counts points.

"So strict? But I like it."

Gu Xiaobai's attention was no longer limited to Fu Wenyao's singing, but began to expand to the entire band.

Over there, Lao Hong is still showing:

"The drummer's rhythm is messed up. The last two beats of the four or four beats are always shorter than the first two beats."

"Bass... it's bass, the rhythm doesn't match the drummer's..."

"This chord-playing guitarist got it wrong and got it wrong again."

"The keyboard player's melody was added half a beat slower, and it's a little faster here."

Professor Chen: "Σ(っ°Д°;)っ??????"

Are you kidding me?

He reached out and touched Lao Hong's head: "This bald head with only three hairs left is Lao Hong, yes!"

Why did it suddenly become so powerful?
Old Professor Chen felt that he was being shown a face, and he wanted to do it himself.

"Go, go, don't touch!" Lao Hong opened his hand.

"This guitarist who plays the melody is really good." Gu Xiaobai suddenly whispered.

This is certainly not a deficiency.

But Gu Xiaobai felt a little surprised.

(End of this chapter)