don't call me singer

In the deep starry sky, a matchstick-like passenger spacecraft, the Galactic Commuter, is slowly flying forward.

This is a passenger spacecraft operating on the red and blue routes (ground-to-fire flight routes). It is affiliated to the "Ground-to-Fire Commuter" company. It is a spaceship that focuses on luxury experience. This is already its third time to carry out a ground-to-fire flight mission. .

It takes half a year to fly from Earth to Mars every year, and after maintenance, flies back from Mars to Earth. This ship has made this round trip three times. It can be said to be the "veteran" level spacecraft currently operating on the route.

There were 27 people on board, including 12 crew members and 15 wealthy tourists.

At this time, Hiroshi Tanaka, a crew member from Japan, was sitting quietly on a chair with his feet raised on the operating table.

In fact, this kind of behavior is a serious violation of operating regulations, but living in low gravity for a long time makes Tanaka Hiroshi feel that blood clots are on the verge of disaster in his blood vessels. He may die from blood clots at some point.

Because you are in the universe, even the most luxurious spaceship currently can only create artificial gravity for about three hours a day by rotating the cabin due to the asymmetry and fuel constraints of the spacecraft itself.

Although this spaceship, which is six or seven years old, was manufactured by the Tangjiang Shipyard, the world's number one shipyard, it is already an outdated model and can only activate gravity for less than two hours a day.

And now is the rare "gravity time".

If possible, Tanaka Hiroshi really wanted to take advantage of this time to lie in bed and have a good sleep.

Before the era of the big universe began, bedding products were all promoting "weightless beds", but after actually staying in the universe, I realized that the solid feeling of letting your body sink deeply into a thick bedding is the real enjoyment. .

It's a pity that this kind of treatment belongs to the senior crew members on the ship, not Hiroshi Tanaka.

Tanaka Hiroshi put one foot on it and turned on the radio.

No need to tune in as there is only one channel at the moment.

"Solar System Broadcast" is currently the only deep space broadcast that can cover all areas that humans have explored. It is maintained through a huge antenna matrix built on the moon and more than 300 relay satellites. Its core business is communication between spacecraft. Subsequently, the cost of use is also very high, but at the same time it maintains a free radio channel. As long as you have the corresponding equipment, you can receive its band and receive real-time news.

This is "infrastructure" in the universe, and its costs are shared by all countries in the world.

This is also allowed by the rules of the spacecraft. It is one of the few "entertainment" activities for the crew while they are working.

Although this radio station only broadcasts in Chinese, it is not a big problem because when all the spaceships appear, almost all the systems and instructions are in Chinese. Crew members who do not understand Chinese cannot board the spaceship.

After so many years on the spaceship, Chinese has become almost more familiar than Tanaka Hiroshi's native language.

"The current earth time is 22:17, we continue to broadcast the evening news." A familiar baritone is broadcasting the news. This is He Yuqun, one of the six human announcers of Solar System Broadcasting. Although compared with AI, human broadcasting is Occasionally there will be flaws, but it’s a different feeling to be able to hear a real person’s voice in an empty and lonely universe.

"Registration for the 45th School Song Contest is about to close. Among the students participating this year, Hong Soon-won, a talented boy who has just turned 13, has attracted much attention. He was admitted to Dongwon University at the age of 11 and entered the university at the age of 12. The talented young man who interned in Gu Xiaobai's laboratory and has published many articles in top journals was once called "Xiao Xiaobai" and was considered the most likely person to take over the mantle of Professor Gu Xiaobai, but he never He has shown his musical talent in front of others. After the news of his registration for the school song competition came out, the Internet was hotly discussing whether he had received the special guidance of Professor Gu Xiaobai and could create miracles in music at the same time. In response to this problem , we interviewed classmate Hong Shunyuan.”

Next came the voice of a boy whose voice had obviously just changed, and his voice was extremely loud:

"Ah? Music? No! Everyone in our dormitory said that my loud voice would give me an advantage in the school song competition, so I participated! I really don't understand music!"

"Did you participate in the school song contest just for this reason?"

"My classmate told me that people who study physics learn music very quickly. He said music is very simple. If you get first place, you can get a lot of extra points... Ah, was I deceived?"

"Now let's play the stage where Hong Shunyuan participated in the preliminary round of the school song competition..."

"To the east of the mountains, artillery fire sets the prairie fire..." The majestic Dongyuan University school anthem sounded. Tanaka Hiroshi, who was listening to the radio with his feet raised, almost rolled over and kicked himself off his chair.

"Pfft..." I felt really cheated.

It sounded like Tanaka Hiroshi wanted to change the channel.

The problem is, this is the only radio station in space.

The characteristic of this announcer is that he is very willful. He can't change the channel because others can't, and he will interrupt everything in the news broadcast.

After listening to Hong Soon-won's Dongwon University school song, the announcer continued to report: "Okay, young people are very energetic and very good. According to the news just received, Hong Soon-won has qualified to enter the preliminary round of the school song competition. As a Professor Zhao Xingsheng, who was the judge of the on-site assessment and served as a judge for the school song competition for the seventeenth time, said, "I see the huge growth potential of Hong Shunyuan, and I am very much looking forward to Hong Shunyuan's future growth and performance." Let us look forward to it together. Another As for the news of the school song competition, Professor Zhu Qinan, who has been single for many years, finally got married, so he was absent from the judging panel of this year’s school song competition. Let us wish Professor Zhu Qinan a happy old age, a son, and happiness..."

Tanaka Hiroshi felt that this announcer definitely had a backstage and would dare to complain about anyone and say any nonsense.

"The news continues below. Recently, the news that the Bolin State Party won an overwhelming victory and became the ruling party in Denmark caused an uproar. The Bolin State Party was a political party founded in Lithuania on the Baltic Sea and later became the largest party in the three Baltic countries. , then began to rise in the Nordic countries. After integrating dozens of civil groups, including the anti-copyright organization The Piracy Agency, it has grown into a major political party with huge influence in the world. It has political parties in many European countries, Southeast Asia, and South America. Many other countries have occupied important seats in the parliament. But at the same time, the relationship between this party and the space pirate organization Bolin State has also been widely criticized. There are rumors that the Bolin State party’s campaign funds come from the interstellar Pirate Bolin State, the predecessor of this political party, is actually an ancient pirate organization founded six hundred years ago. This reminds me of a song. Next, please enjoy a song composed by Professor Gu Xiaobai ten years ago. Singing the song "O Pirates! Pirates!"

"This song is an exclusive piece performed by Professor Gu Xiaobai at the Caribbean station during the second round of "Whale Riding on the Blue Sea" tour. This song depicts two pirates fighting on the raging waves, and in the end one side was defeated and the other was miserable. Later, the Bolin State Party used this song as a campaign song..."

"Ah, when the flames are extinguished in the sails. Turn the ship around,

lads,

We want to return home,

Though the enemy's ghost drags us down,

But I will take you home.

Ah, help me pull out the broken arrow from my shoulder.

I'm alive,

lads,

With a glass of strong wine..."

From the speakers, a low, surging song sounded, like the sea whispering.

The sound was like one huge bubble after another, emerging from the deepest seabed, and then exploding on the surface of the sea, blasting out the deepest song, making people's chests seem to resonate with it.

This is the voice of Gu Xiaobai who came back after changing his voice.

Tanaka Hiroshi closed his eyes and buried himself in the deep voice, as if he was being dragged by a ghost and slowly sank into the deepest seabed.

At this moment, a piercing siren sounded.

It was an alarm sound that something was approaching.

What is it?

Meteorite? A runaway satellite?

Tanaka Hiroshi has served on the ship for many years, and has never heard such an alarm except during training!

The universe is so vast and empty that even if you drive straight in one direction without adjusting your course at all, the chance of hitting something is almost zero.

Tanaka Hiroshi opened his eyes and was shocked.

In his field of vision, a ship appeared.

A... wooden sailboat?

No, it was just the ship that created the image of a wooden sailboat, and Hiroshi Tanaka saw the huge jets at its tail.

The most conspicuous thing is that the huge Bolin State logo is painted on the sail of this ship.

What is this ghost?

"Robbery, we are pirates!" A voice came from the communicator, "Open the hatch immediately and let us dock, otherwise we will blow you to pieces!"

"???" Tianzhong Hao's first reaction was that he was dreaming.

Who the hell would rob a spaceship in space?

If you want to rob other spaceships, you must at least have one of your own.

Everyone knows how much a spaceship is worth now.

Who the hell wants to be a pirate with so much money? The Pirate King doesn't even have money like you.

Driving a spaceship to carry out robberies requires enough fuel for an ordinary person to spend dozens of lifetimes.

You are so fucking crazy!

It's a mental illness!

Hiroshi Tanaka was hysterical.

"Yes, but we are pirates!"

We are pirates with dreams!

A pirate who has a dream, of course wants to star in the sea!

Great pirate system, never be a slave!