don't call me singer

Chapter 119 Everyone bullies Gu Xiaobai together (please order first, second update~)

"Hey, just eat well, don't have to sing."

"I'll bring you some bad fish I made myself. It's crispy and boneless. It's absolutely delicious."

"That's right, I'll go back with Xiaobai after dinner and have a good rest. Let Xiaobai take you out to play tomorrow, and I'll prepare a place for you to sleep."

Gu Ping and his wife didn't want Wang Haixia and others to sing.

These are all students of Dongyuan University, and they are all under 20 years old, and they are all children. He has to take care of them when they come to him.

If we go out to sing later, there will be more people, what should we do if something happens?They can't afford it.

But a few people came from afar to kill them, how could they give up so easily?

Besides, isn't it just another place to sell and sing, Wang Haixia's heart has already burned a raging flame.

You can brag in the circle of friends again!
"Let's go! Let them know how powerful we are!" Wang Haixia stood up and punched aggressively.

On the opposite side, after some psychological construction, Boss Shu Xia Xianggao's mentality has begun to swell.

"The opponent is afraid of us and dare not fight us!"

"That is, Shu Xiaxiang has such a big plate, they are a small shop, and they are fighting against you, isn't that asking for trouble?"

"Where is it, your celebration company is still very powerful. The other party must have seen your strength and is already scared. Professionals are professionals. I think, our small town, no, we Conghe, your celebration company is like this! "Boss Gao gave a thumbs up.

"No, no, my small business can't compare to yours. You see that your store is so big. I think it will soon sweep Conghe's catering industry. In the future, I will ask Boss Gao to support you a lot..."

"It's easy to say, Boss Li is a kind person worthy of deep friendship, let's have a drink together later..."

Boss Gao doesn't have any psychological burden at all. He doesn't drink or drive anyway, so he can drink whatever he wants!
The two bosses were immersed in the atmosphere of friendly and enthusiastic business exchanging, when a staff member next to him poked Boss Li.

"What's the matter? What are you doing poking me?" Boss Li hadn't enjoyed himself enough yet, and was a little annoyed to be disturbed.

The staff pointed to the opposite side, and Boss Li turned his head to look, and saw the piano on the opposite side was set up!
I go!Are you scared?
Boss Li thinks, where did this kid come from?Why not follow the script?

"It's started!" Boss Li suddenly dropped the cigarette and said, "Get ready to play!"

Several singers were having a good time eating skewers inside, and they looked at each other when they heard the shouts: "Who will go first?"

"Xiao Chen first." Boss Li waved his hand.

"Xiao Chen" stood up and said in a fast and anxious local accent: "Okay, I'll go first."

This "Xiao Chen" is a big sister who is completely dressed as a rural woman.

Although she is only 30 years old, she has a face that is not 30 years old at all, but looks like she is in her 40s.

The waist is thick and the face is round, and the dress is also earthy and can't be more earthy.

She became popular on a local talent show "I want to be a big star too". The audience of this local talent show is mostly middle-aged and elderly people, and they don't have much appreciation level or information. There are all kinds of people on stage to participate in the elective, singing, juggling, ventriloquist, selling miserly, advertising, and investment...

In such a program, the contestants in the draft don't even have basic professional backgrounds, and some of them can't even step on the rhythm.Today's young people are embarrassed to watch it for about 5 minutes, but the grandpas and aunts are very happy to watch it, feeling as if their neighbors and friends are on stage, very kind.

The gap between them is probably the distance between Kuaishou and Douyin...

Xiao Chen participated in the program half a year ago. After participating in the show, she quoted 400 yuan for a song. Now that the market has fallen, she only needs 100 yuan for one song. Two songs are sung. They are of good quality and cheap, so I can let her sing a few more songs tonight .

The idea of ​​the owner of the celebration company is to let her come on stage to attract the middle-aged and elderly people. After all, those five or sixty-year-olds are naturally attracted to this kind of performance with a face of working people, like their own daughter-in-law. Those who have a sense of intimacy.

Furthermore, he hoped that such a local singer would come on stage to disrupt Gu Xiaobai's rhythm.

Singers like Xiao Chen can't be seen in the big cities, only in the small cities with [-] tiers.

Gu Xiaobai must not be able to see him.

Let's introduce you to our earthy bombs!
Xiao Chen came on stage, and the typhoon was as usual, speaking in a fast and urgent local accent: "Hello everyone, I am sister Chen Hua, and I am from our small town. I will sing for you a mountain of Dandan flowers blooming red..."

After finishing speaking, the accompaniment has not played for two bars, and the singing has already started.

"Shandandan's flowers are red and gorgeous..."

But the audience in the audience was not picky, they all shook their heads, and some even sang along.

Boss Li hugged his shoulders and looked at Gu Xiaobai opposite, to see how he would fight.

Then I saw Zhou Xianting coming out: "Hello everyone, we are the 306 band from the Physics Department of Dongwon University!"

"Now I will sing "Your Backpack" for everyone..."

After the experience of singing and singing last time, the current Zhou Xianting can already fly in front of others, without stage fright at all.

But before he finished speaking, he was dragged aside by Wang Haixia: "Go, go, you sing so badly, everyone ran away after singing, let's listen to the elder sister singing first."

"Huh?" Zhou Xianting felt that he was insulted, my singing was ugly?I am Maiba who ranks second in 306!Moreover, the vast majority of singers in this world come to our 306 and can only rank second!
This proves that I have stepped into the forefront of the world's singer rankings, okay?
"I think this song is also very suitable for Xiaobai to sing, Xiaobai, can you sing?" Wang Haixia asked.

"Huh?" Gu Xiaobai was bowing his head and tuning the piano, he was taken aback when he heard this: "I don't know how to sing."

"Hey, try it, a few lines, a few lines, just the two lines that the eldest sister sang just now..." Wang Haixia tugged on Gu Xiaobai and refused to let go.

"Is she tuned correctly?" Gu Xiaobai listened to the singing on the other side, with doubts on his face...

This intonation is so bad that people doubt life, it's not that Gu Xiaobai is picky, it is really this level, for Gu Xiaobai's extremely accurate absolute pitch, it is really a torture, and it hurts the tooth after hearing it.

"Would you like to learn from the original singer?"

"Forget it." Gu Xiaobai was not interested in expanding the music library casually. He turned on his phone and searched for the score directly: "Then let me try singing a sentence?"

"you try."

Gu Xiaobai glanced at the music score, and raised his head: "Shandandan that blooms ↗ yo... Hongyanyan..."

The high-pitched, loud, and shocking high-pitched voice was shot directly, and the mother on the other side didn't even recognize it.

Zhou Xianting listened to it, and felt his scalp explode!
The young and old who were gathered under the opposite stage, like soldiers who had heard an order, turned their faces away with a swipe.

Then, as if a diamond was suddenly found in a pile of dirt, they gathered together with a bang.

"Sing one more sentence and one more sentence." Wang Haixia urged Gu Xiaobai.

"Stop singing." Gu Xiaobai lowered his head and mixed the sound.

"Let's sing, let's sing." Wang Haixia still refused to give up.

"Aren't we here to help Xiaobai get ahead?" Zhou Xianting asked Zhao Mo beside him.

Zhao Mo clutched his stomach: "Hi..."

"Why do I feel that we are here to bully Xiaobai?"

Zhao Mo: "Hi'er..."

Over there, Wang Haixia saw that Gu Xiaobai was not going to sing anymore, so he handed the microphone to Zhou Xianting: "Hi everyone, I'm asking Zhou Xianting to sing "Your Backpack" for everyone."

Zhou Xianting looked at the densely packed crowd: "...Huh???"

Damn it, it turns out that Wang Haixia is not bullying Xiaobai, but me!
On the opposite side, Boss Li wanted to cry.

Why did you sing a sentence to the other side, and there was no one below?

He didn't cry, he held back.

"Change the song!"

I can still fight!

(Note: This song can only sing one sentence, don't ask me why...)
(End of this chapter)