don't call me singer

Chapter 115 Gu Xiaobai's Unscientific Scientific Research

Gu Xiaobai hung up the phone without getting angry.

To be honest, he was even a little bit happy!
Because, he wanted to study his own piano a long time ago.

But never had a chance.

Today, the opportunity finally came.

He put his electric piano in the gig bag with a smile, then took a few steps forward, and put the gig bag next to the wheels.

Then put his hands together and said: "Thanks to the selfless donors for donating experimental equipment and contributing to scientific progress."

Then he moved a chair, sat down at the door of the store, took out a pen, paper and mobile phone, and was about to start recording.

Gu Xiaobai is a man with a memory palace, but to do experiments, traceable written records must be left.

Gu Xiaobai wrote:

"Casio S-1000 Digital Piano Abnormal Record and Research (No. 002)"

The reason why it is numbered 002 is because there was a page before it, which densely recorded a series of events and phenomena, all of which happened when Gu Xiaobai took Jiang Wei to pick up the courier.

However, there is also a note on it: "All records are transcribed according to memory, there may be time errors, and no audio and video materials have been retained."

Gu Xiaobai was very sorry, why didn't he realize at the time that he recorded the scene?

Sure enough, the awareness of scientific research is still not strong, and it needs to be strengthened!

But this can still be made up for.

Gu Xiaobai continued to write:

"Record object: Casio S-1000 digital piano."

"Experimental consumables: a BMW model, refer to the photo."

Gu Xiaobai clicked and took a few photos with his mobile phone.

"Experiment location...experiment time..."

"The consumables for this experiment were donated by enthusiastic people, and this experiment has been approved by the donor."

Gu Xiaobai turned on the camera of the phone, clipped it to a phone holder, and put it beside him.

"To ensure authenticity, this experiment was recorded in real time."

Before Gu Xiaobai finished writing, he heard a "pop", and a drop of bird droppings fell on the roof of the car.

Gu Xiaobai records:
"At 20:03, a piece of bird droppings of an unknown species fell on the skylight."

There was another "bang" sound, but it was a car passing by the roadside, which rolled over a stone on the side of the road, and with a "bang", it hit the car shell, leaving a clear small dent.

Gu Xiaobai records:
"At 20:04, the vehicle on the side of the road rolled over stones and hit the left side of the rear of the vehicle..."

Because the body of the car was smashed, the BMW siren rang terribly. Boss Gao thought someone was sabotaging, so he ran over and ran fast. He kicked something under his feet. A gray shadow flew out, and then he heard There was a "pop", and one of the taillights shattered.

"Oh, my feet, my feet, my feet..." Boss Gao hugged his feet and shouted, "My car, my car, my car..."

I don't know which one to worry about.

Gu Xiaobai shook his head and continued to record:
"At 20:05, the car owner kicked up stones and smashed the left taillight..."

Before Boss Gao could scold his mother, he heard a siren from behind: "Beep beep..."

Someone shouted: "Get out of the way, someone is driving drunk! Dangerous! Get out of the way!"

As soon as Boss Gao turned his head, he saw a car driving crookedly, followed by a police car.

And the drunk driving vehicle that was fleeing in front was rushing towards him.

Boss Gao screamed and jumped to the side suddenly, dodging the drunk driver's car, and saw the drunk driver slamming hard on the rear of his BMW with a "boom".

The BMW rushed forward for more than one meter, bumped into a street lamp by the side of the road, and then stopped.

"Don't! My car! My car!" Boss Gao screamed and ran towards his car, but he didn't notice that the stunned street lamp shook like noodles, and suddenly folded in half and smashed towards the car. down.

It's hard to die, Boss Gao is within the range of the street lamp falling, and a tragedy is about to happen.

On the opposite side, Gu Xiaobai couldn't see right, and rushed over, grabbed Boss Gao with one hand, and picked up the piano bag with the other hand.

In an instant, the bent and fallen street lamp passed Boss Gao's nose and got stuck on a tree branch.

The branches and leaves rustled down, and looking at the street lamp in front of him, Boss Gao realized that he almost died just now, and his legs were trembling.

It took a long time to react.

By the way, it seems like someone grabbed me just now?
He looked back, and there was no one around.

Gu Xiaobai has already returned to the door of the store with his piano bag, and is recording the experimental results in his notebook.

After finishing writing, he looked down at the piano bag in his hand.

The results of this experiment are too weird...

Moreover, why is this piano so obedient in my hands!
But the problem is, it's not scientific!

No, all unscientific, just can't understand, no reason has been found.

Science is originally used to explain everything. If it can't explain it, it means that science itself has loopholes, and it needs to be revised or a new branch needs to be created.

Just like quantum mechanics, it gives humans a new understanding of the nature and "probability" of the world.

Gu Xiaobai felt that this piano... seemed to give him a new understanding of "probability".

But what is the reason?

Some unknown space-time theory, quantum theory?
Or, is it really just a one-in-a-billion chance in the universe?Is it a coincidence?
In theory, such a coincidence still exists...but it is too extreme.

Gu Xiaobai especially wanted to know to what extent it could be a coincidence.

For scientific research, credible results must be based on calculations, observations and experiments, but it seems that observations are no longer possible.

"The record ended at 20:08."

Gu Xiaobai put the piano by his feet, and wrote the last line melancholy.

In just 5 minutes, this valuable BMW was almost scrapped, but Gu Xiaobai hadn't collected enough data yet.

Gu Xiaobai sighed, why is it so difficult to conduct scientific research!
Gu Xiaobai decided that for the next test, he should find a place where there are no people.

The test subject also needs to find a stronger guy.

Well, do you want to take Jiang Wei out for a while?
Hundreds of kilometers away, Jiang Wei, who was sitting at the entrance of the boys' dormitory building, suddenly shivered.

what happened?Could it be that some unscrupulous people want to harm me!

More than an hour later, at around nine o'clock in the evening, Shu Xiaxiang's boss Gao went back to the store listlessly.

The car is basically ruined, has been towed away, and needs major repairs.

Although it is the drunk driver who is responsible, but it is my favorite car, and it has been scrapped for less than three months after I bought it!
It bothers me to think about it.

And here in the store is not worrying.

Gu Xiaobai snatched most of the audience away from the event that was finally held.

Then, the audience came back with some difficulty, and the car crashed, and everyone gathered around to watch the police deal with the excitement of drunk driving.

Co-authoring today's event was a waste of time!
What made Boss Gao most angry was that when he came back just now, Gu Xiaobai even bowed to him and thanked him for his contribution to scientific research.

Thank you ass thank you!

Don't think I don't know you're mocking me!

Are you amazing because you are handsome?Can you insult my personality?Can you bully people?

I bother!

He grabbed the person in charge of the celebration company who was directing people to clean up the stage, and said viciously: "Your publicity effect is too bad today, is this your skill?"

The person in charge of the celebration company also lost face.

It was a slap in the face to be dragged away by more than half of the audience with a song.

But what can he do?Singing is really based on strength!

"Get me a big one tomorrow!" Boss Gao waved his hands angrily: "Invite me all those powerful runners, please ten... no, five! I don't believe it, five will fight!" But one!"

The more he talked, the more angry he became: "Just now he thanked me, I was so mad! He thanked me!"

Are you from the Department of Popularity at Dongyuan University?
(End of this chapter)