don't call me singer

Chapter 103 I Squirted, He Kneeled, I Was Super God
Director Shi was upset all of a sudden: "What is Xiaobai's traffic! We are a popular online variety show! Who are you? Can you represent Gu Xiaobai?"

"Me? I am the man closest to Xiaobai in this world! Of course I can represent Xiaobai!" When sleeping at night, feet to feet with Gu Xiaobai, shoulder to shoulder with Gu Xiaobai on the way to class, in the classroom Said Wang Haixia who sat at the same table with Xiaobai all day long.

Director Shi: "..."

Do young people today talk like this?

Wang Haixia glanced at the logo on the microphone and said, "Are you going to hold a variety show for trainees?"

"Yes, we are from the program group of "The Strongest Trainee"..."

"But we Xiaobai don't know how to play basketball." Wang Haixia said.

Director Shi: "..."

Damn, why is this meme spitting on me!

Wang Haixia asked again: "Which trainees are you from? Is it the one whose report performance is like a high school student's party, or the one whose opening and closing ceremonies are sitting in the hall with a horse seat and drinking strong wine from a military kettle?"

Director Shi: "Neither..."

Damn, don't spit all the stalks on me, okay!
"Great, those two program groups are really hopeless...then which one are you?"

"I... our program has just been produced..." Director Shi suddenly lost his confidence.

"Oh... Then you have no future."

Insert a knife.

"You said you didn't come here to catch our Xiaobai's traffic." Wang Haixia had a look on his face that I had seen through your tricks, "Uncle, what age is this, and you are still playing trainees, who do you not attack? Even if it is Kuaixiang is already Dongpo Xiulong's Xiang."

Dao Shi was hit hard. On the one hand, he found himself speechless by the complaints, and on the other hand, he found that he couldn't even understand the stalks of other people's complaints.

What is Dongpo Xiulong?Xiu'er, is that you?
Beside, the auntie of the dormitory dragged the mop indifferently and walked by, giving Shi Dao and the others a king's contempt.

Director Shi quickly shook his head, shaking off the frustration in his heart, and said, "I...we really don't want to catch Xiaobai's traffic, we want to produce a program, which is also a challenge for Xiaobai. Rare opportunity."

"A rare opportunity? How rare is it?" Wang Haixia asked.

Hmm... how rare is it?
"Do you know how many variety shows are invited to Xiaobai?" Wang Haixia asked.

"No...don't know."

"Including you guys, it's 17 gears."

"so much?"

"You know why they all gave up?"

"why?"

"Because they all met me."

Director Shi: "..."

What kind of big boss did I encounter?
Auntie Suguan came back with a mop, and gave Wang Haixia an appreciative look by the way.

Wang Haixia returned the king's smile.

Director Shi calmed down: "I...we are different..."

"Everyone has a different situation?"

Director Shi: "..."

"So, are you giving up by yourself? Or am I telling you to give up?" Wang Haixia raised his wrist and looked at his watch. There are still 5 minutes, enough to stun ten stone guides.

Director Shi: "..."

Seeing that Dao Shi was about to turn into Dao Shi, Wang Haixia nodded slightly, and strode out of the gate proudly.

Then instantly softens.

"Mom, it's so hot."

"Go, go, go!"

The three single dogs swiped away the shared bicycles next to them and ran away in a hurry.

Director Shi watched Wang Haixia's back leave, and the photographer next to him suddenly said: "Director Shi, I don't think we should shoot any trainees, just go to the Tucao Conference and invite this classmate to go, make sure it's popular..."

Guaranteed fire?Who guaranteed it?Is Dongpo Xiulong?

Director Shi returned to the car, opened the window, smoked a cigarette silently, and suddenly asked the companions around him: "Do you also think that this show is dead?"

"Uh...it's okay..."

"If you can invite a few people with their own traffic, it will still work..."

"No way..."

Members of several program groups hesitated and hawed.

"This isn't the first time we've been rejected. In fact, I also know that this show is probably going to be cold...but..."

But this show has been in preparation for so long, and it’s been filming for a long time. If you don’t do this show, what are you going to do?
Dao Shi fell into deep thought.

"Try again, see if you can squat down to Gu Xiaobai..." Director Shi gritted his teeth.

"Oh..." The atmosphere of the other few people was not high.

On the other side, the three of Wang Haixia came to the teaching building. Under the teaching building, the three of them clenched their fists together:
"come on!"

"Definitely!"

"Full score!"

Today is the exam of "Complex Variable Function", and it is also the first exam after the last "Supreme Lord of the Rings".

All the students are holding back their energy, wanting to get a good grade in the exam.

Beyond Xiaobai!Be the next man to get the One Ring!

In the past few days, the three of them were really reviewing day and night, even dreaming.

Of course, it is not as awesome as Xiaobai's dreaming and brushing questions.

Because they occasionally dream of singing, meeting a beautiful lady, and being given flowers, and then forget to write the questions...

Wait, none of this matters!
The important thing is that today is finally the time to go to the battlefield!
The three of them took a deep breath, straightened their chests, and strode into the classroom.

Xiaobai is not here, let us kill the Quartet!
Papers, exams.

When it was time to close the scroll, Wang Haixia said:

"I think I'm in great shape today! I'm likely to get a perfect score!"

"Probably because you sprayed someone just now?" Zhou Xianting squeezed his chin.

"Little Xiazi is trolling people again today?" The complex variable function teacher took a look at Wang Haixia when he heard this, took out Wang Haixia's paper, and looked at it positively and negatively.

"How is it? Teacher?" Wang Haixia looked hopeful.

"Hmm..." The complex variable function teacher scratched his sparse stubble, "Isn't it easy to come up with a question this year? It seems to be a perfect score... I'll go back and take a closer look."

This kind of small-scale exam is graded very quickly, and the results will be printed out in the evening.

Wang Haixia: 100.

"I'm amazing!" Wang Haixia cheered!

"Keep working hard and get another perfect score tomorrow!"

Although I am not a full score in the physics department professional course, I am also a person who can get several full scores!Wang Haixia is happy!
"I'll look for that stone guide again."

Spray him again, and maybe get a full score.

After half an hour, Wang Haixia came back sullenly: "Where did this guide Shi go when he wanted to slander people..."

Wang Haixia, who didn't get sprayed, was a little lacking in combat power, and did a wrong question the next day.

When handing in the paper, Wang Haixia sighed: "Oh, you can't be super god if you don't spray people... But, the exam is finally over!"

"finish exam!"

"Call Xiaobai quickly! Let's go sing!"

"Ahahaha, singing, singing, singing! Beautiful young lady, here I come!"

The students next to him all looked over curiously: "Xiaobai is going to sing?"

"It's us!" Wang Haixia patted his chest proudly, "We're going to sing! Xiaobai is just a piano player!"

Whose youth is not impulsive, who has never had a dream?

Standing in the streets and alleys, with a piano, a microphone, and an open piano box, I touched countless passers-by with my singing!
Thinking about it makes me feel so beautiful!

This is the blood of a teenager!Teenage Romance!A teenager's dream!
　Who dares to say that Uncle Ha will let the little man spray you to death!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)