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Chapter 59?? I became a 4-eyed Taoist priest

Chapter 59

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people give way!"

Wu Siyuan, who came back to his senses, found that this time through his soul, he was in a wilderness, possessed by a middle-aged man wearing glasses and Taoist robes, holding a lantern full of rattles in his hands. There was also a pair of cold hands resting on his shoulders.

He turned his head to look, and behind him was a... dead body with a yellow talisman on his forehead and an official uniform from the Qing Dynasty.

And behind this dead body, there are neat and orderly, upright dead bodies with shoulders forward and backward.

On the foreheads of these dead bodies, there are also yellow talismans that look like ghostly talismans.

Seeing this situation, Wu Siyuan was startled at first, and then calmed down immediately.

Because he soon discovered that these dead bodies had no mobility at all.

He sank his mind and began to search for the memory of the host:

Maoshan School, Lin Fengjiao, Qianhe, Exorcising Corpse, Refining Weapons, Jiale, Yixiu Monk, Jin Zi, invite the Patriarch to take the upper body...

Scenes of memories flowed in front of him like water.

Wu Siyuan realized that he had traveled to the movie world of "Uncle Zombie" and became the old-fashioned and stern-tempered, tricky, vicious-tongued but kind-hearted Taoist priest with four eyes.

The dead body behind him is his customer.

Simu Daochang is a Maoshan Taoist priest who makes a living by helping people drive away corpses.

People in this era pay attention to the return of fallen leaves to their roots. If the body of a person who died in a foreign land cannot return to the tomb of the native tribe, then the soul will be disturbed, which is not good for future generations.

And the mortician is to help these people bring back the corpses and put them in peace.

It's not an easy job.

The mortician rests at sunrise and works at sunset, day and night are reversed, and dealing with corpses, there will be many strange things encountered, it is a tiring and dangerous job!

Without hard work, it is impossible to eat this bowl of rice.

However, expelling corpses is the work of helping people fulfill their last wishes, which can accumulate virtue and pay well.

Daoist Simu has been in this business for many years, and his net worth is much richer than Lin Fengjiao, his senior brother who opened Yizhuang and Yinyang Inn, and helped people read Fengshui. .

Just a little tired!
The lantern in his hand is a requiem lamp, the bell hanging on it is a corpse bell, and the charm inside the lantern is a charm for attracting corpses. A magic weapon used by morticians to drive corpses away.

It's just that the corpse driver needs to jump forward with the requiem lamp in front, so that the dead corpses behind will follow suit and walk together.

Instead of giving an order from the corpse driver, the corpses behind will walk automatically according to his wishes.

Wu Siyuan felt very tired just looking at the scenes of exorcising corpses in the memory of the four-eyed priest.

The four-eyed priest is a mana practitioner.

Mana is a completely different system from the internal force that Wu Siyuan had cultivated before.

Internal strength can strengthen the body, and this kind of work of expelling corpses would be easy for him who had mastered the "Nine Suns Magic Art" before.

But mana can only prolong life, its main function is to communicate the energy between heaven and earth, and use it as a medium to release various spells with incredible effects.

His mana has not reached a certain level, and his physical fitness is actually similar to that of ordinary people.

However, Taoist priests in Maoshan need to slay demons and demons, so they usually also practice some boxing skills, which are basic skills, and their skills are stronger than ordinary people.

Of course, it is definitely not comparable to those martial arts masters in martial arts novels.

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According to the memory of Taoist Master Simu, this place is already a tall forest, not far from his residence.

It's better to drive these corpses back to the morgue first, and then look at the next step.Wu Siyuan thought so in his heart.

So he shook the requiem lamp and jumped forward like a zombie, and the zombies behind followed suit.

Needless to say, after just jumping a certain distance, the body of the four-eyed Taoist priest possessed by Wu Siyuan was exhausted, and there was only one thought in his mind: it would be good to find someone to replace me!

But in the barren mountains and mountains, there is not even a ghost!

Just as Wu Siyuan was thinking, he suddenly felt a strange sound behind him. He stepped back vigilantly, and a white silk wrapped the last walking corpse and flew away to somewhere.

Seeing this familiar scene, Wu Siyuan's own memories surged. Isn't this the plot of the vixen stealing the corpse at the beginning of the movie "Uncle Zombie"?

"It turns out that I traveled to the time when the movie just started! Damn, this is not giving me the time to develop obscenely!" This thought flashed in Wu Siyuan's mind, and at the same time Wu Siyuan pulled out the four-eyed road With the dharma sword on his back, the leader kept running towards Bai Ling's body.

Wudang Ladder is still better, walking is so easy!If I had the internal strength and lightness skills of the previous world, I would have caught up with it in this time period, and I still use it so slowly!
While running, Wu Siyuan was still thinking about deserting.

Suddenly, he saw the walking corpse hanging upside down on the tree by the white silk, and a white figure flashed faintly on the tree.

Wu Siyuan quickly activated the skill [Detect Aura]!
A golden light flashed in Wu Siyuan's eyes, and he could clearly see the scenery on the tree.

A fox in a white embroidered cheongsam, with a mixture of red and yellow on his body, is moving his fox mouth towards the corpse.

"This upgraded [Detect Aura] skill is so powerful that it can directly see through the illusion of the vixen and see its real body!" Wu Siyuan couldn't help but praise the power of the skill in his heart. You must know that in the movie world, The four-eyed priest himself had to kill the vixen before he could see its prototype.

The aura that emanates from a normal animal is red, but this vixen is actually a mixture of red and yellow. Are those yellow auras the evil spirit that the vixen has cultivated for many years?

Wu Siyuan secretly guessed in his heart, but the movements of his hands were not slow. When he came to the bottom of the tree, he directly grabbed the dead body's feet and pulled him down from the tree.

The vixen wearing a white embroidered cheongsam took a breath for a moment, was stunned for a moment, then immediately noticed Wu Siyuan under the tree, and then flew into a rage.

The vixen waving his sleeves volleyed towards Wu Siyuan.

In the movie, it also attacks the four-eyed Taoist priest in this way.

At that time, Taoist Master Simu could only escape the vixen's attack with an arched bridge.

But Wu Siyuan had so much fighting experience in the last world, even though his physical fitness was not good, his fighting spirit was still there.

He staggered slightly to avoid the vixen's attack, and at the same time stabbed forward with the magic sword in his hand.

The charm on the magic sword lit up, and the whole body of the sword glowed red. It stabbed the vixen's body, and immediately gave it a scar.

(End of this chapter)

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