Governor please stay

Chapter 45 I'm always incompatible with you because I don't have enough XX
In the era of Liu Yishou's previous life, it was an interesting and exciting thing to tie a spring rope on his leg and play high-altitude bungee jumping (the danger cannot be completely ruled out).

But in this era, it is purely humiliating punishment.

Li Shengui, who was bound by five flowers, was carried by several soldiers of the master's degree in fitness, and then he was thrown from Heyang Pass into the Yellow River.

A moment later, he was pulled up to the city wall. His body was covered in yellow paste covered with sand, yet he was not suffocated!

Er Zhurong was furious, this Xiaoqiang who was riding a horse was really hard-pressed, he must be taught a lesson!
"Haven't you eaten yet? Use your strength and throw it away!"

With a gloomy face, Er Zhurong said to the soldiers who were in charge of "disgraceful" entering the river.

Liu Yishou, who was standing by the side, looked into the sky, thinking about the feeling of heart failure when he was bungee jumping in his previous life, and silently lit a stick of incense for Li Shengui in his heart.

Is Er Zhurong a petty, unreasonable, savage and mean-spirited fellow?

According to Liu Yishou's perception, it seems that the other party is just an ordinary person.It's hard to say that he tossed Li Shengui so much because he felt sorry for Yuan Xu.

Maybe it's not necessary to sing in my heart, after all, if Yuan Xu hadn't been poisoned to death by Queen Mother Hu, it would be hell if he could enter Heyang Pass today!
Liu Yishou felt that Er Zhurong's embarrassment on the city wall was actually killing a chicken for monkeys to see.Because if this is not done, then when he enters Luoyang, he himself will be treated like a monkey by Luoyang's officials.

Er Zhurong's killing from Jinyang to Luoyang was obviously not to support Yuan Ziyou after he came to power, and then returned empty-handed.

Not to mention being ridiculed after entering Luoyang!
won't it?No wonder!
Liu Yishou felt that, judging from his last negotiation with Feng Linghua, the group of officials in Luoyang, who were immersed in intrigues and tricks, might not be able to understand the current situation!
Throw it down, pull it up, throw it down again, pull it up again.Li Shengui, who was lying on the ground spitting water and covered in yellow mud after finishing the "small punishments and big commandments" that Er Zhurong said, was no longer human.

He still has a breath, but after he wakes up, recalling what happened today, whether he can maintain his normal mind will be a big question mark.

Liu Yishou once again silently offered a stick of incense to the former governor of the Luoyang Imperial Army in his heart.

During this process, the pale-faced Yuan Ziyou remained silent throughout.Even when they were drinking together last night, Yuan Ziyou, who drank too much, swore to Li Shengui that as long as the other party followed him, he would definitely be able to keep his position as the commander of the Forbidden Army.

I didn't expect to be slapped in the face by Er Zhurong crazily today, and there was no room for buffering him.

"Mr. Liu."

Standing on the city wall of Heyang Pass, Er Zhurong looked at the Yellow River rolling by outside the pass, and his expression was a bit ugly.

"I'm humble."

"Tell me, isn't there too much wine bag and rice bag in Luoyang City?"

Er Zhurong asked in a bad tone.

This question is not easy to answer.

The wine bags and rice bags are obviously not referring to those refugees Qingpi, but referring to the nobles and nobles of Luoyang.

"The governor is saying..."

Liu Yishou pretended not to know and asked.

"You're slippery enough, too."

Er Zhurong sneered, he couldn't believe that Liu Yishou didn't know what he was talking about.But how should I put it, guys who don't engage in slander are indeed not so pleasing sometimes, but they won't become the kind of people they need to beware of.

From Liu Yishou's standpoint, it's really not easy to answer at this time.

Could it be that he said that "everyone in Luoyang can be killed"?
"Great governor, this king has prepared bouillon, please give me a favor, please!"

Yuan Ziyou said humbly.

Er Zhurong looked at Yuan Ziyou with a smile on his face, and didn't say anything, but turned his head to Liu Yishou who was beside him and asked, "Is this some kind of Hongmen banquet? Junshi Liu, what do you think I'm handsome?" To go, or not to go?"

"Back to the Governor, you can take a look at the scenery on the city wall first, and I will call Erzhu Zhaolai to control the city defense of Heyang Pass. Then the Governor ordered He Bayue to guard the North Central City, and ordered Gao Huan to lead his troops to the south bank of the Yellow River Camping, and the Chengguan as horns.

This way you don't have to worry about any accidents happening. "

Liu Yishou was like a thousand-year-old tortoise, and he answered in an even and steady manner.

Unexpectedly, Er Zhurong showed a curious look on his face, and asked inquiringly: "This arrangement is very satisfactory to me. Could it be that you have learned the art of war?"

The purpose of sending people to guard Beizhong City is to prevent the back road from being cut off, and the purpose of setting up camp at the Chuhe Bridge is to make mutual horns with Heyang Pass.Then Er Zhurong can do whatever he wants inside the city gate today.

"Uh, it's all based on a humble job. I haven't seen any art of war before." Liu Yishou replied "truthfully".

For those who are on horseback, after reading "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", you know what the routine is. What's so difficult about it!
Er Zhurong nodded in satisfaction and said: "There are things to do, but you are now a military adviser and general, and you don't have to run errands by yourself. Didn't you form a picket team and let Li Hu take my token to the camp order it.

You go to Heqiao and tell Er Zhuzhao that the army is entering the pass!All idlers, etc., all disarm! "

Er Zhurong gave an order!

"Uh, Commander, there are some brothers who are the confidantes of General Yu, and some monks are the confidantes of my subordinates, then..."

"Then it's not the idlers waiting, who is the idler, you have the final say? Isn't it necessary to build a team, you can choose people now."

Er Zhurong laughed loudly, and patted Liu Yishou's shoulder vigorously, with a very affectionate look, which was quite beyond someone's expectations.

A strange idea came to Liu Yishou's mind.

Why is Er Zhurong so polite to himself?There is no reason.

What he couldn't see was that Yuan Ziyou's handsome face was almost distorted, suppressing the impulse in his heart, and staring at Liu Yishou with resentful eyes from time to time.

It's understandable that Er Zhurong is unreasonable, who let this fellow have a strong army in his hands?

But Liu Yishou has no background at all, so why does Er Zhurong seem to value him so much?
Why is he?
Jealousy and resentment, as well as unspeakable fear, were biting Yuan Ziyou's heart like a poisonous snake.

……

The lobby of the Governor's Mansion in Heyang Pass is already filled with various kinds of wine and dishes.

Fresh river carp, seasonal melons and fruits, cheese from the prairie, all kinds of preserved fruit, meat and fish.Each dish is a small plate, which is carefully served by the beautiful maid and placed on the table of each guest.

The dishes that were served first, no matter whether the dishes inside have been touched or not, will be removed and replaced with new ones.Of course, no one has moved their chopsticks since they were seated, because Er Zhurong didn't move, so the others dare not move!

At this moment, Er Zhurong sat upright on the seat, squinting his eyes and looking at the scene in front of him, his vanity was greatly satisfied!

"Apologize and apologise, I'm late, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Liu Yishou hurried to the lobby of the Governor's Mansion, looking around in embarrassment.

Sitting on the left are Yuan Ziyou, his brother-in-law Li Yu, his married second sister Yuan Jiyao, and Liu Yishou's "concubine" Yuan Juli.

Sitting on the right are Er Zhuzhao, Gao Huan, He Bayue and an empty seat.

I think that seat is reserved for myself.

Gao Huan and He Bayue came here alone, and after drinking, they had to go to the station to perform military duties.Today's drink was not so much a meal as Er Zhurong introduced several mountains under his command to Yuan Ziyou.

But at this time Er Zhurong was actually sitting on the main seat instead of sitting on both sides!This is quite meaningful.

It seems that Yuan Ziyou was greatly stimulated by the "bungee jumping" incident of Li Shengui being thrown into the Yellow River just now.

When Liu Yishou met him before, this guy kept emphasizing that the majesty of the emperor should not be profane, and Er Zhurong must bow his head and become a minister later.In the end, they were completely discouraged after a face-to-face meeting, and it turned out that the mud couldn't support the wall!

Someone secretly despised him in his heart.

"Okay, everyone is here, we can start the banquet."

Er Zhurong finally looked better.

The Chinese are like this. Generally speaking, things are discussed at the dinner table, and things can be easily negotiated.And when discussing things at the negotiating table, it can only be business-like, without any room for maneuver.

"In recent years, the Demon Empress has caused chaos, the country has fallen, and the flames of war are raging all over Hebei, and the people are dying. Thanks to the great governor Erzhu who stepped forward, the situation can be brought under control.

Now Erzhu Metropolitan Governor Xiongbing is in hand, entering Luoyang Qingjun side, sweeping away the filth, it is really admirable.Come, let me offer a toast to the governor. "

Li Yu raised his wine glass, poured it full, and drank it all in one gulp.

"It's easy to say, everyone is doing things for the emperor. By the way, who are you?"

Er Zhurong seemed to be a different person, he seemed to be able to speak easily, and he didn't see the slightest domineering and arrogant outside the city.

"I'm Li Yu, the prince's brother-in-law, Li Yu, Duke of Dongping County."

Li Yu said with some humility.

Er Zhurong nodded slightly noncommittal, and seemed to be in a good mood.

Soon, Yuan Ziyou winked desperately at Yuan Juli who was sitting next to him, and Yuan Juli, who was forced to do nothing, had to pour a glass of wine, stood up and walked slowly, came to Er Zhurong and said: " The little girl doesn't understand anything, she only knows that Governor Erzhu is a great hero, and I offer you a toast."

The way Yuan Juli spoke was limp, not at all like the inquisitive force when he was talking to Liu Yishou.

"who is she?"

Er Zhurong didn't seem to be fooled by the beauty, and asked Yuan Ziyou with some displeasure.

"This is my half-sister, Yuan Juli, who is waiting in my boudoir."

Yuan Ziyou said calmly, that means: This girl is still a big girl, if you like it, go for it, I don't mind at all!
Wine is the matchmaker of sex, so as long as Er Zhurong is bewitched by Yuan Juli's beauty today, he will not be able to escape from his grasp.

Yuan Ziyou had a smug look in his eyes, watching the good show in front of him.

It would be best for Er Zhurong to pick up Yuan Juli impatiently, and then go to the bedroom in the backyard to do "good things" and then it will be done!

"What are you, and you deserve to toast me?"

Er Zhurong directly poured the wine in the glass onto Yuan Juli's face, everyone including Liu Yishou was stunned on the spot.

It's not that Liu Yishou didn't think about Er Zhurong's fascination, so he dragged Yuan Juli to the back room to "do business".

Don't underestimate the name of the number one beauty in Pengcheng Palace.

The result turned out to be... Er Zhurong was furious!
It's too difficult to wait for this horse rider.

Thinking back, although Yuan Juli's performance was relatively stiff, it was not flawed, and he didn't say anything to mock Er Zhurong.Why is the governor so angry?
"The Governor, calm down, the Governor, please calm down. The younger sister is not sensible, so I will respect the Governor for a cup. Don't hurt yourself because of this."

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Yuan Ziyou was frightened again, so Yuan Jiyao had no choice but to stand up and go to Er Zhurong to toast to smooth things over.At this time Yuan Juli was also stunned.He didn't even care to wipe the wine off his face, and stepped back to hide, looking quite embarrassed.

"Who are you?"

Er Zhurong asked.

"The concubine is Yuan Jiyao, the prince's sister, and Li Yu's wife."

Yuan Jiyao said cautiously.

Er Zhurong's stern face melted away, and he grabbed Yuan Jiyao's wrist and walked into the back hall!

This scene once again refreshed everyone's understanding, Li Yu's eyes were about to burst into flames, but he didn't dare to rush up to stop Er Zhurong.

"Liu Junshi, what are you still doing in a daze, bring that girl with you, hurry up!"

Er Zhurong, who was about to walk out of the lobby, urged impatiently.

All eyes were on Liu Yishou, with complex meanings that are hard to describe.

What does it matter to me?I didn't even speak!

Liu Yishou's mouth was already stuffed with carp meat, and he looked around in a daze.On his side, He Bayue had a smirk on his face. Er Zhuzhao seemed to want to express his kindness, but that smile looked a little ferocious.Only Gao Huan, with red lips and white teeth, had a stiff smile on his face, filled with jealousy and envy.

"The governor's kindness, the military division cannot refuse."

He Bayue winked at Liu Yishou.

"Uh, then I'm going, I'll be right back right away."

Liu Yishou smiled, took Yuan Juli's hand and left the lobby, following Er Zhurong's footsteps.

Li Yu wanted to get up anxiously, but Er Zhuzhao pulled out the saber beside him and shouted, "Did the governor tell you to move?"

His voice was like thunder, and Li Yu, who had already got up, shrank back in fright.

"Er Zhuzhao, it's reasonable not to speak loudly, but to have something to say."

Liu Yishou's shouts could be heard in the distance.

He Bayue almost couldn't hold back his laughter, he coughed after being choked by a sip of wine.

"Ah, let's eat vegetables, eat vegetables."

After recovering, he pointed to Li Yu and Yuan Ziyou who were as black as the bottom of a pot opposite the dishes that hadn't been touched.

……

Being taken by Er Zhurong to the bedroom of the governor's mansion, Liu Yishou didn't know what to say.

This place is called "Dudu's Mansion", but because of the small scale of Heyang Pass, this is where the guards live, so it is really "Dudu's Mansion" rather than "Great Dudu's Mansion".

The inner room of the bedroom was probably where the guards lived, while the outer room was smaller, with only one bed, probably a place for the personal soldiers to sleep.When outsiders want to come in, they will meet with the soldiers first, regardless of whether the soldiers are asleep or not.

"Uh, Yishou, you have done a lot this time, and I have never known how to reward you.

You see, these Yuan sisters are quite beautiful.Yuan Ziyou's concubine sister should still be a virgin, right, so later you will have fun with her outside, and I will have fun with Yuan Jiyao inside.After playing a round, let's switch.

Anyway, Yuan Ziyou's concubine sister is going to be my concubine in the future, so I'll treat you as if I invited you to play today, how about it? "

Er Zhurong showed the lustful look on his face that men can understand, and lightly patted Liu Yishou on the shoulder.

With all kinds of feelings in my heart, there are too many slots and I don't know which one to say first. At this moment, Liu Yishou found that his language is very poor.

Is it really because I am not perverted enough that I am often out of tune with you?
(End of this chapter)