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Chapter 4 What did you say you pretended to be X?

"Oh, it turns out that you are Chen Yuankang who doesn't know Chen Yuankang, so it's useless to call him a hero. Disrespect and disrespect."

Liu Yishou casually bowed to Chen Yuankang, very perfunctory, obviously just a polite gesture.The table was full of dishes and no one moved a chopstick.

Liu Yishou's nonchalant attitude made Chen Yuankang, who was a little bit proud on weekdays and always thought that his peers were hot chickens, a little puzzled.

Am I so famous now?I'm also very good, okay, before the age of 20, I was awarded a title by military merit, and Wei Guo is the only one like me, okay?

Chen Yuankang asked a little unwillingly:
"Brother, do you know who Mr. Li Chong is following?"

In order to test whether Liu Yishou is a second-hand guy, Chen Yuankang moved out even his mentor.

"Li Chong... I haven't heard of it. Is he your uncle? An official in Luoyang?" Liu Yishou shook his head in confusion.

Li Chongwen taowulue, stunning talent, as long as ordinary people who have a little understanding of the government, will not have heard of Li Chong's name.

This person has experienced the three dynasties of Emperor Xiaowen, Emperor Xuanwu, and the current emperor, and has been greatly favored. If there is anything in the court, Li Chong will be remembered immediately. This person can be called the Dinghai Shenzhen in the political and military circles of the Northern Wei Dynasty. call taxi.

Li Chong fought south and north, from Lianghuai to Mobei, hanged and beat Emperor Wu of Liang, and beat up Rouran people.As long as the Northern Wei Dynasty fought against others, Li Chong must have a place, and he was almost never defeated.

Emperor Wu of Liang Xiao Yan once called Li Chong a "Crouching Tiger", and the opponent's thousands of elite soldiers were placed in Huainan, which made Nanliang afraid to go north.

If Li Chong hadn't died, it could be said that there would be nothing wrong with Er Zhurong afterwards.

It's just that he passed away two years ago, and Chen Yuankang lost his mentor and backer, so he worked as a secretary in the Luoyang Shangshu Mansion, making salted fish and making soy sauce all day long.Because those chores are really not too easy for him.

As Li Chong's closed-door disciple, Chen Yuankang has been carefully trained since he was a child, and he has already shined a lot a few years ago. He went out with Li Chong to make suggestions, and was named the Baron of Linqing County for his military exploits.

He was not even 20 years old back then, and he became famous earlier than Zhuge Wolong.

It is normal for Chen Yuankang to have aspirations, after all, now is the time when he is depressed.

It's a pity that he met Liu Yishou, a wooden fish.

"Oh, it turns out that Xiongtai is just an ordinary person."

Chen Yuankang sighed in disappointment and said, "That's because I'm thinking too much, so I'm leaving."

As soon as he was about to get up, he found that his clothes were being pulled.

Looking at the delicious food on the table, Liu Yishou wished he could cry.

"Brother, you left me in a restaurant with such a high consumption level, ordered a table of dishes, and then patted my ass and left.

Isn't this kind of unkind?My handsome face can't be used as a card. "

I can't understand some words, but it doesn't hinder the understanding of the general meaning.

Chen Yuankang nodded slightly, and shouted at the store clerk serving in the corridor: "Shop, pay the bill."

"Sheng Hui, one hundred pieces of silk." (A piece of silk was worth about 200 copper coins at that time)
A clerk in the shop said with a pile of smiles, but this smile, no matter how you look at it, is a bit malicious.

In fact, people who eat here are either rich or expensive. They always "keep accounts" and don't give cash.

The dishes on this table only cost ten pieces of cloth a day, and the guy obviously doubled it ten times. Is this a typical dog who looks down on people?
This fellow deliberately made things difficult for Liu Yishou and the others, probably because Liu Yishou is handsome and doesn't look like a rich man.

Of course, there may be other reasons, so I don't know.

"This thing costs a hundred bolts of silk. Is the food here made of gold? You look very raw, new here?"

Chen Yuankang really wanted to ask the buddy if he knew how much a hundred bolts of silk could buy in this era.

He is not short of money, but it does not mean that someone can play him as a fool.

"There are only ten horses for wine and food, but ninety horses for seats, a total of one hundred horses."

The guy said triumphantly.

"Dude, sit down and talk, sit down and talk, don't get angry, peace makes money, peace makes money."

Liu Yishou smiled and pressed the waiter on the vacant chair, he seemed to be much more talkative than Chen Yuankang.

"Now can you tell me why you charge ninety horses for the seats?"

Liu Yishou's smile was very kind, which made the waiter off guard.

Hey, see if you can still laugh later.Of course, if being handsome can be eaten as a meal, just pretend I didn't mention it.

"The first one, do you know who is behind our Mingyue Tower? The royal family! The Yuan family! Don't be afraid of people eating for free! Don't give money, see if you can walk out of Mingyue Tower intact."

The waiter patted his chest and said proudly, as if he was from the Yuan family, his words were full of threats.

"So, is there anything else? Yuan can collect money randomly?"

Liu Yishou continued to ask with a smile, the smile on his face was very kind.

"Of course...not." The waiter almost slipped his tongue, and continued: "Emperor Xiaowen (Yuan Hong) used to sit in this seat, and he also had a vegetarian meal in our restaurant. There is an extra charge.

Sit where the emperor used to sit, don't you think you have experienced it... So what? "

The buddy continued to speak triumphantly.

Flying dragon rides on the face, let me see what you do!
Liu Yishou and Chen Yuankang looked at each other, shocked by the guy's shameless lower limit.

"So, there are only three types of people in the store who can sit here without paying extra, but you are definitely not among them."

Probably feeling that what he just said was really hard to justify, the buddy rounded it up a bit.

Yuan Hong would not write "Come here for a visit" on the chair he sat on, so they can also charge for the chair that a pig sat on.

This kind of situation, to put it another way that Liu Yishou can understand, is called "IQ tax".

"Then which three are they? Come on, maybe we just happen to be one of them."

Liu Yishou said, "Don't be ashamed to ask", and there was no sign of getting angry at all.

just you?Do you deserve three keys for one dollar?
"The first one, of course, is the royal family of the Yuan family, and it must be in the direct line, you are definitely not, they keep accounts in the store.

The second one must be a general with outstanding military exploits. Judging by your appearance, it must not be the case.

As for the third one, the abbot of the royal temple can come to the store for free, and of course you can sit here, which one are you? "

The shop clerk looked at Liu Yishou contemptuously and said, as for Chen Yuankang, who was unkempt, he automatically ignored him.

"Eh? I seem to be the abbot of Shengming Temple (temporary), and Shengming Temple is a royal temple. So, I should be qualified, right? Or is the final interpretation right in your hands?"

Liu Yishou smiled and put the wooden plate symbolizing the abbot's status on the table, and pushed it in front of the waiter. There was no such arrogance and vulgarity at all, but he looked very elegant.

This is what he asked "good old man" Dao Jing to do.Because there are too few official monks in the temple, so there is no one in charge, so Dao Jing simply gave Liu Yishou his abbot nameplate.

Dao Jing herself was happy to be idle, after all Liu Yishou wanted to make money, um, this is Xingwang Incense.As for the authenticity, who would pay attention to a salted fish temple like Shengming Temple?

Dude couldn't believe his eyes!Although Shengming Temple is not much different from Xianyu now, it is indeed a registered royal temple.

What he said just now was tantamount to slapping himself in the face, and it was a big shame now.

"I'm a male in Linqing County, and he's awarded for his military merits. You can figure out how much military merits you have to achieve to confer this title."

Chen Yuankang slapped the wooden box in his hand on the table, bewitchingly provocatively: "You can open it and check it yourself. I can eat this thing without giving you a penny, or even ask your shopkeeper for money. He will give it with both hands.

But what are the consequences after the inspection, are you sure you can afford it?How about calling the shopkeeper to ask? "

Chen Yuankang said with a fake smile.Liu Yishou has a bad temper and doesn't want to fight, all he wants is a slap in the face!
There were two iron plates, and they were still burning hot. When the guy kicked them, it hurt so much!
You said you are fine, why pretend to be X!
Dude feels like a million dots are wrong.

"Dude, look, you just said that this seat can only be taken for free if you are rich or expensive, am I right?"

Liu Yishou asked kindly.

The shop assistant nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, not knowing what game the other party wanted to play.

"So, if it's not the three types of people you mentioned, you have to give money, otherwise, it's disrespectful to Emperor Xiaowen, can I understand that?"

Liu Yishou continued to ask kindly.

The shop clerk nodded blankly. The routine he wanted to play just now was indeed this logic.

"So, you are sitting in this position now, so, should you also pay the shopkeeper?"

Liu Yishou grinned meaningfully at the store clerk and said, "Is that the reason? Or you can make it quicker by having someone send you a token from the abbot of the temple, or you can recognize a Yuan family as your father?
I think it's probably unlikely, right?

So, or, are you admitting disrespect to Emperor Xiaowen?Or do you obediently go to the shopkeeper and give him ninety bolts of silk in front of us?Or deducted from wages? "

Chen Yuankang's eyes lit up instantly, and he stared at the shop assistant in front of him with malicious intentions.

"Hey, the lower you are, the more you like introversion. Obviously you only have a piece of cake in your hand. Instead of working hard to make money to fill your stomach, you don't steal from the rich and give to the poor, and play tricks on the rich. Instead, you stare at me. A person who is weak and has only half a cake in his hand.

Even if you grab that half of the pie, you'll still be hungry before long, and then you'll grab the next one?
Dude, if you do something like this, sooner or later someone will tear your bones apart. "

Liu Yishou patted the store clerk on the shoulder heavily, stood up and stretched his waist, and said, "Then let's go, you can just sit here and slowly think about what kind of scenery Emperor Xiaowen saw back then.

We haven't touched this table of dishes anyway, so I'll leave it to you to savor slowly. "

He winked at Chen Yuankang, and the latter laughed out loud, as if sweeping away the frustration in his chest.The two walked out of Mingyue Tower with shoulders and shoulders.

It's just that they walked for a stick of incense, and in less time, a handsome middle-aged man slowly walked up to the second floor of Mingyue Building, and walked to the shop assistant who made things difficult for Liu Yishou and the others just now.

"How about it?"

"Li Chong's death dealt a great blow to Chen Yuankang. It not only cut off his official career, but also made him depressed."

This "buddy" stood up straight, and the philistine just now disappeared completely, looking deeply at the direction in which Liu Yishou and the two left.

The middle-aged handsome guy nodded slightly, noncommittal.If you observe carefully, you can see that the temperament of this handsome guy is actually somewhat similar to Liu Yishou.

Although they have different appearances, different heights, and more than one round of age difference.

If anything, this handsome middle-aged man in a brocade robe might be what Liu Yishou would do well in the future.As for Liu Yishou, it may also be the appearance of this handsome middle-aged guy who had no ambitions when he was young.

Liu Yishou is the youth version of the middle-aged handsome guy, and the middle-aged handsome guy is the upgraded plus version of Liu Yishou.

"That person, what do you think?"

The handsome middle-aged man asked curiously.

"It's quite unexpected. I think it's good, very magnanimous, um, it should be called magnanimity. You see, he didn't get angry at all just now, and he didn't make things difficult for me. He just resolved the trouble virtually."

Seeing that his deputy praised Liu Yishou so much, the handsome middle-aged man sighed and said, "This matter cannot be done. Today we will leave Luoyang and return to Yecheng, so that's it."

"Aren't you going to persuade the master to go together?"

"Dude" asked in a daze.

"The old man has a stubborn temper. I can't persuade him. Let him go."

The handsome middle-aged man sighed again and shook his head in disappointment.

The two left Mingyue Tower quietly, as if they had never been there before.

……

"Why weren't you angry just now?"

The two were walking on the main road "Suzaku Street" in Luoyang, and Chen Yuankang asked suspiciously.He has a lot of things he wants to ask, but it's not convenient to say it, so he has to hold back until now.

Liu Yishou didn't answer directly, but pointed to the raccoon cats playing in the street and said, "If I say that this cat is going to come and eat people, it won't stop until it bites off your leg, do you believe it?"

Chen Yuankang seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world, he went over bored and wanted to kick the cat, but the raccoon cat ran away quickly.

"Look, I want to kick it, and there's nothing it can do about it."

Chen Yuankang said with a childlike hearty smile, he was in a very good mood.

"So you can see that for the staff in the restaurant, it is the basic skill to observe the words and feelings. There is a saying: Don't bully the young and poor. Today is a beggar boy, how do you know that he can't be a general in the future? As a restaurant staff, he is only With that little ability of Lihuamao, how could he make trouble for us as soon as he came up?
But he was so presumptuous in front of us, he didn't leave any way for himself. Obviously, this was a very deliberate temptation.As for who is tempting us, and why is he tempting us.I don't have time to think about whether it is the person you provoked or the person who wants to persecute me.

That's all. "

Chen Yuankang was still in a joyful mood, but it suddenly cooled down.

"Come on, let's go to Shengming Temple to eat some vegetarian food, alas, don't worry, I will pay for it."

He said with some dismay.

"Now I want a bowl of [-] Wen."

"Eh? You're sitting on the ground and raising the price."

"Really, there is no deception."

……

On the outskirts of Luoyang, in a small temple that had long been abandoned, there were three men with knives across their waists, wearing uniform waist tags, and wearing coarse linen clothes, but looked very capable, holding the kind sold by Shengming Temple. I am eating vegetarian food.

"Ayue, I didn't eat any copper coins, what a fucking bad luck."

"Asheng, don't always think about eating, this trip, we are here for a big event."

The man named "A Sheng" looks very similar to the one who spoke, so they should be brothers.

"Commander Erzhu has always been ignorant of the situation in Luoyang. Although he has the intention of taking control of Luoyang, he is afraid of all the forces in Luoyang.

We are here this time to find out what is going on in Luoyang, and to report to Commander Erzhu when we go back.You two, don't cause trouble, or don't blame me for being ruthless. "

After he finished speaking, he took a mouthful of his vegetarian meal and felt burped by something.

He spat out the rice in his mouth onto the ground, the ground was covered with blood, and there was a golden half copper coin inside.

"Look, isn't this good luck coming?"

He picked up the copper coins, wiped them with his cuffs, and said to the two people in front of him: "All the soldiers in the army are vulgar warriors, and it is difficult to achieve great things. I have already made up my mind when I go to Luoyang this time, and I will find a military advisor to join the team. Otherwise, everyone Sooner or later, he will die without a place to bury him.”

The one who spoke, he already has a candidate in his mind, and he has an immature idea, everything will have to wait until the task is completed.

(End of this chapter)