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Chapter 16 The Good Copycat

"My lord, there are some people you can't touch, and you can't even ask."

The middle-aged nun who collected the money readily just now came to Liu Yishou with a stern face, with a slightly unkind expression on her face.If it wasn't because Liu Yishou was so handsome, these nuns who had been widowed all the year round were agitated, she would probably pick up a stick and drive him away!
"This...well, teacher. I'll just say a few more words, and I won't do unnecessary things. But having said that, just because there were no concubines turning over in the past, it doesn't mean that there won't be any in the future.

If that day really comes, everyone in this nunnery will be counted as one, and they will all be wiped out, especially you, Master.

I know that the Queen Mother ordered, so I have to do it.But how to do it, the teacher should have a good idea, don't do things to the extreme, in other words, don't bully the young and poor, this concubine looks less than 20 years old, how do you know that she will not be prosperous in the future? "

Liu Yishou persuaded him kindly.

The middle-aged nun thought for a while, and then understood what the other party was trying to say.

Even if you beat the concubine in front of you to death, it's just a trivial matter that Queen Mother Hu can't remember, and the income is very low.

But if you offend the person in front of you to death, and the other person turns around one day in the future, you will wait for the craziest revenge from the other party.No matter how small this possibility is, it cannot be dismissed as non-existent.

Because once it happens, it will be landslides and ground cracks, driving yourself to a dead end.

Which one are you willing to bet on, obedience with no benefit or a probability with extremely small possibility and great danger?

"My lord, please go ahead, it's time for a stick of incense."

The nun saw that Liu Yishou was pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the ear, so she gave him a stick of time.

After everyone in the nunnery avoided and left, Liu Yishou looked at a certain concubine who bowed her head silently, and then at Xiao Yezi who was staring innocently at him, and sighed softly.

Educating children is really a troublesome thing!

"Your father may be very powerful, and may have thousands of troops under his command, but he can't do anything about Queen Mother Hu right now. However, it only takes a stick of incense time for Queen Mother Hu to kill you. It doesn't take that long.

Sickness comes from the mouth, and disaster comes from the mouth. What you said just now is enough for the people in the nunnery to kill you, and then there is no proof of death. "

"Who are you, why do you care about me?"

The exotic-looking concubine asked in a hoarse voice, as if she was biting Lu Dongbin, and she didn't appreciate it at all.

"The hair is pretty good, don't shave your head after you go in."

Liu Yishou smiled slightly, took out a horn comb from his cuff, and put it in the hand of the injured concubine in front of him.

"If you have any difficulties, just look for Xiaoyue and Xiaoyezi. Hey, they are these two. Only when you are alive can you talk about the future, instead of spreading your temper in useless places. In a word, it will hurt the loved ones." , the enemy is quick.

correct. "

Liu Yishou took out the extra "box lunch" he made the day before from his bag, and handed it to the injured concubine, "You must be very hungry, so just have a cold meal. I hope that next time I come here, I won't hear from you." The news of death is a very sad thing."

There was still no response, but the other party picked up the vegetarian meal and started eating it, as if he had been locked up for three days without eating.

Meeting such rude people, Liu Yishou didn't take it seriously, he stood up, glared at Xiao Yezi and said, "Don't run around outside, what should you do if you meet bad people, let your sister Xiaoyue take you into the nunnery. "

He comforted Xu Yuehua and Xiao Yezi again, and then left with Master Daoxi.Out of Liu Yishou's field of vision, the young concubine whom he "gifted" just now was devouring the cold fast food that had been left overnight, looking extremely embarrassed.

Big tears flowed down into the food, but she didn't realize it.

……

In the Buddhist hall of Shengming Temple, including Liu Yishou, several people who did not belong to this temple gathered together to discuss the matter of leaving the city.

Chen Yuankang and Cui Jiong looked quite casual, while the three of He Bayue were visibly stiffened by tension.

"Now that Luoyang is under martial law, all suspicious items will be confiscated. Therefore, suspicious persons will be detained first and then verified."

After Liu Yishou finished speaking, he put the blood book in front of everyone.But He Bayue and the others put together the special waist badges of the frontier army of the Qihu tribe.

It is also very troublesome to find this thing, but it is necessary to bring this kind of status symbol.Not to mention the blood book.

"Once these things are found, the consequences will be very serious."

"Besides that, we still lack four guides. If I leave the city with a time card, I still need three. Therefore, the only way to get out of the city is to avoid the search."

"So much nonsense, how do I get out?"

Da Xiwu couldn't help but yell at Liu Yishou.Seeing that He Bayue's eyes were wrong, he held back what he wanted to say.

"There are two ways to go out. The first one is to prevent the city gate officials from checking, and the second is to make the city gate officials dare not to check. Which one do you think is better?"

Liu Yishou looked around for a week and asked.

"Of course it's best not to investigate. However, with the current martial law, there are very few people who dare not investigate, unless they are... the Queen Mother's cronies, and they are cronies who dare not offend."

Chen Yuankang said thoughtfully, the great god is the great god, and he hit the point in one sentence.

"So, you see, I, the face of the Queen Mother Hu, am I qualified or not?"

Liu Yishou said with a smile.

Eh?Is that all right?
"Being a noodle head? Thank you for thinking it out, so how do you get away from Queen Mother Hu? It won't implicate us."

Da Xiwu said something again, but this time, everyone looked at him with caring eyes for the mentally retarded, so this great guy from Six Towns, who was skilled in bow and horse, stopped talking for an instant.

"Our group pretended to be the face of Queen Mother Hu, and then left the city through the gate closest to the White Horse Temple."

Even Yuan Yong was very satisfied with Liu Yishou's appearance and temperament, which meant that this city gate official was not very smart if he wanted to fool him. In fact, the problem was not big.

It's just that, why doesn't Empress Dowager Hu play in the palace and go to the temple to have fun? I have to think of an excuse here.

Everyone looked at Chen Yuankang. After all, although Liu Yishou was insanely handsome, he had zero intimacy with women. It was not a problem for him to steal a woman's heart, but he had never had any experience in stealing a woman's body.

As for Comrade Chen, that can really be regarded as "experienced in hundreds of battles".

"What are you looking at me for?"

Finding something wrong, Chen Yuankang waved his hands and explained: "You are all thinking of the common people, and you can't keep up with the rhythm of the powerful.

The noble lady in Luoyang, and the most expensive one, where is she going to play, does she need to explain to a gatekeeper?

If someone interrogates, greet them with a slap, and then punch and kick.When their superiors come to persuade them to fight, they should not threaten them with yin or yang, and it is best to say that they should keep it secret, otherwise they will kill your whole family and so on.

That way we can get out of town in a safe way.There's just one problem..."

Chen Yuankang looked at Liu Yishou, and continued: "Yishou's clothes are too rustic, and he doesn't dress up. How can he go to see the Queen Mother like this. At least he has to dress up.

And if you go out of the city, the carriage is also a problem. "

"No, we don't use carriages, we carry sedan chairs."

Liu Yishou rested his chin and said thoughtfully.

"What is a sedan chair?"

"Wait a minute, let me explain to you with a branch."

Liu Yishou drew a picture of a sedan chair on the ground. Who knew that Chen Yuankang suddenly realized: "The "Shangshu·Yiji" said, "I ride for four years, and publish trees with the mountains." Dayu said it when he described his water control process. Four years later It’s: ‘Water travel by boat, land travel by car, mud travel by sledge, mountain travel by 欙’. Isn’t this 欙 (Tonglei) the sedan chair you mentioned.”

The Northern Wei Dynasty started on the grasslands. In the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China, there were a lot of livestock (even more than in the early Tang Dynasty).Therefore, people generally use livestock, such as cattle and horses, to travel.

The so-called sedan chair, in this era, is a car carried by people.Although it is rare in Luoyang City, it is not unheard of.

"As long as an ordinary carpenter knows how to make a sedan chair, there is no problem in making one. To carry a sedan chair, four porters are needed. General He Ba and the others, plus Cui Jiong, the four of you are responsible for carrying the sedan chair. The next step is to sit on the sedan chair. Brother Changyou (Chen Yuankang's cousin) is responsible for leading the way. In this way, our group can be regarded as a maverick."

He Bayue and the others didn't seem to understand Liu Yishou's words. Why don't people check it, but let the whole city know it.Where they used to stay, there were not so many twists and turns.

"There is a saying in the art of war. If you can show what you can't do, you can't show what you can do. Obviously we have problems, but we have to put on a posture that we are not afraid of others' investigation. Then when someone really wants to investigate, we can show it. No reason for them to check."

Chen Yuankang helped Liu Yishou explain why he did this.

He Bayue nodded slowly.

The big event of going out of the city was slowly decomposed, and the decomposed small matters were resolved one by one. In the end, only a few most important and core problems remained.

The so-called military advisers do the same thing. When there is no other way, they can come up with a way out of nowhere.

So now all that's left is to change Liu Yishou into a handsome "tou" suit and make a gorgeous sedan chair.Apparently, it's not out of reach.

"The so-called sedan chair. There is a similar one in my house. It can be used if you survive, but the wheels on it must be removed."

Chen Yuankang said calmly, after all, he is also a nobleman, and he is greedy for money on weekdays, how could he have no money at home, a sedan chair is not a small event!
"Now all that's left is the clothes."

Liu Yishou nodded slightly.

Chen Yuankang's political status is much higher than those present, and he can barely be regarded as the type of people who will be eliminated by the Heyin Incident in the future.So this person's natural aversion to the Qihu tribe is actually caused by the so-called "class standpoint", not the sentence: different ways, do not conspire with each other.

"One thing doesn't bother the two masters. I think my figure is a little fatter than Yishou brother, and I wear looser clothes. It seems that there is no problem. Just take out the dress I wore when I was knighted."

"No, you are wearing a court dress, which is too eye-catching. Besides, no one has a private meeting with the empress dowager and has to wear a court dress."

Liu Yishou shook his head, Chen Yuankang obviously overkill.Unless the generals who guard the gate are all fools, they will be able to detect the tricks at a glance.

Now it is late spring, according to the history books he accidentally read in his previous life, the Heyin Change should have happened, but it was postponed for some reason.

At this moment Liu Yishou was wearing a common linen robe with a silk lining.It can't be said to be the bottom of the mud legs, but it is by no means rich or expensive.This kind of outfit, I am afraid that the Empress Dowager Hu will be "off-putting" when she sees it.

If the city gate officials have a little knowledge, it will be difficult to bluff people.

"I'll give you the clothes Chen Yuankang is wearing now, wouldn't it be all right? Why do you still think about such a simple question for so long?"

Da Xiwu, who was almost falling asleep listening to it, said something out of nowhere.

The few "smart people" present suddenly realized that a fool who thinks a lot will gain something, and that's it.

"Let Daojing take a trip, go to the Chen Mansion. The matter is very important, and the monks in the temple can't fully believe it."

Several people discussed the relevant details again, and then dispersed, each preparing to go.

……

To the west of Luoyang City is Xiyang Gate, which is the widest main road in the city, and to the west is the south gate, next to Yongning Temple.Although this place is closer to the White Horse Temple outside the city, Liu Yishou and the others dare not leave!Because if you are not careful, you may meet the "righteous master" Queen Mother Hu!

This idle queen mother often stays in Yongning Temple to fool around instead of doing business in the palace.

It was getting dark and it was almost time for curfew.On Qinglong Avenue where Xiyangmen belongs, three strong men and a chubby man came slowly, carrying a sedan chair.

The city gate officials are well-informed, so it is natural that they have seen the so-called "sedan sedan chair", but this sedan chair seems to have its wheels removed, and it needs to be carried completely by people. This is the first time I have seen it in Luoyang.

The leader of the city gate officer happened to know him. He was Chen Yuankang who went out with Li Chong's imperial army a few years ago and served as the commander of the army!

This Mr. Chen had a black heart and black hands. During the march, he killed many disobedient people because of military law.He is not as careless as he usually looks.

And now that he is leading the way, who will be sitting in the sedan chair behind?

The city gate official, also surnamed Chen, couldn't help swallowing his saliva.He stopped a soldier who wanted to step forward to question him, and winked at him.

You know, there are many numbers in Luoyang City.The sergeants guarding the gates of the outer city had a rather low status, and were often held in this position without promotion. They only relied on opening doors for people who shouldn't open them on weekdays, earning a living with a small amount of money.

This city gate official surnamed Chen knows who can be messed with and who can't be messed with.He's not Captain Yu!Yu Xiaowei is the head of the personal guard in the Empress Dowager Hu's palace. His official position is only one level higher than theirs, but his actual status is the difference between the first layer and the atmosphere.

The city gate officer surnamed Chen showed a flattering smile, cupped his hands at Chen Yuankang, and signaled him to leave quickly.After the inspection of this wave of people, it was time for the curfew, and he was happy to relax.

At this moment, a dark group of people came from afar, and the leader was Yu Xiaowei, who was wearing a special red crotch armor!
"Report to the Empress Dowager Yi, the defense is now changing, the outer city of Luoyang will be taken over by the palace guards, you can go."

Xiaowei Yu pointed to the city gate officials surnamed Chen, and told them clearly: Don't wade into the muddy water!
The eye-catching kung fu, the city gate soldiers who were standing still just now disappeared without a trace, running faster than a rabbit!
"You guys stop, you haven't checked yet, why are you running! Those people don't check, it doesn't mean that the captain doesn't check!"

Yu Xiaowei pointed to the sedan chair behind Chen Yuankang and said, but at this time, they had already left the Xiyang Gate of Luoyang.

(End of this chapter)