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Chapter 626 to Chapter 207: Then you kowtow to me

Chapter 626 Chapter [-]: Then you kowtow to me
Li Erdan sat on the ground of the university field, squinted at Cheng Sanhu, and asked back: "The number one shooter in the army didn't get a chance to kill the Tartars, isn't it even more embarrassing!"

Cheng Sanhu took a puff of the cigarette, spit out a perfect smoke ring, followed by another line of smoke, which was accurately shot into the smoke ring, and finally mixed together, gradually dispersed, and disappeared.

This is one of his special skills. Even among nearly a thousand veterans under Jin Yong, there are only two people who can spit out the smoke ring of "an arrow piercing the heart", but the other person cannot guarantee success every time. .

Cheng Sanhu looked at Li Erdan with a ostentatious expression, and said, "It's a fate for the Tartars, they won't be able to eat our blunderbuss."

Li Erdan took a big puff of cigarette forcefully, then raised his head and exhaled a big cloud of smoke, saying: "You are a stubborn duck."

The cigarette butt in his hand was almost burning, I saw that he was still pinching it lightly with his fingertips, and greedily took the last sip from the corner of his mouth, before he pressed it hard into the soil beside his feet to snuff it out.

Li Erdan took out a small flat wooden box from his arms, picked up the cigarette butt, put it back into the wooden box lightly, and then said, "Sanhu, how are the Xinyongs in your armor?"

Cheng Sanhu also took his last puff of cigarette, he snuffed out the little cigarette butt left, took Li Erdan's flat wooden box and stuffed it in, and said to him: "Let's just say, this is quite expensive. It’s a fucking thing, and there’s only such a damn small sip left.”

Li Erdan continued: "Why don't you say that our general master is very powerful. We are not allowed to throw cigarette butts in this camp, but they are saved for us. Just this small box is enough to roll three cigarettes by ourselves."

At this time, Cheng Sanhu said: "Those Xinyong who escaped from Henan are thinner, but they are really good-boned and have a lot of martial arts skills, but their mother's guns are like fools. It's so difficult!"

"Damn it, these Henan soldiers, as soon as the drum beats, it's like a gang fight, and they know how to charge forward, they don't look like an army formation at all!" Li Erdan complained.

Cheng Sanhu smiled and said: "You idiot, you are too impatient, you have only been in the camp for a few days? If you enter the camp, you will become a soldier. What's the use of training, what's the use of your armor?"

Li Erdan showed a look of surprise on his face, and said: "Hehe. Your tone is quite like a general. I'm afraid it's not the general hiding under our camp."

Cheng Sanhu smiled and said: "Young poor. With your bravery, Li Erdan, if you can read a thousand characters according to the master's requirements, you can also become the leader of a battalion in the future. As for me, that's it. Well done, leading troops is hard."

Hearing this, Li Erdan immediately lost his energy. He said bitterly, "That word fight is useless. He knows me, but I can't."

"laugh!"

Cheng Sanhu looked at him and said, "I saw when you were training Xinyong, didn't you shout those slogans very loudly, why don't you recognize them?"

"Ha ha!"

Li Erdan laughed loudly, and after a while, he said: "I can speak, but I can't know how to type, mother, this literacy is even more difficult than killing people!"

He went on to say: "Brother Sanhu, you can learn to read and write very quickly. If there is any way, please pass it on."

Cheng Sanhu looked at him, his two big eyes rolled around for a while, and then said: "Then you kowtow to me!"

Li Erdan was stunned for a moment, then furious. He was about to kick Cheng Sanhu, but he stopped halfway, got up suddenly and knelt down in front of Cheng Sanhu.

This really frightened Cheng Sanhu, he was just joking, when he saw that Li Er's fool was going to come for real, he quickly got up and dodged: "Don't, don't, don't. I can't stand your 'collapse' Wall' gift."

This "crashing down the wall" is the nickname given to Li Erdan by the big guy after the battle between Kaifeng City North and the bandit Liu Tichun's troops. All easy to use!
Just as Li Erdan was stunned, Cheng Sanhu continued: "Actually, literacy is not too difficult, just listen more, ask more questions and write more, there is no other way.

I just memorize one word a day, with a dry branch pinned to my waist, and I write wherever I go. If I can’t remember a day, I just memorize it for two days. Anyway, I memorize this word by heart, and then memorize the second word.

Thinking about this word while walking, I had to scratch it with a branch a few times when I went to the hut, and I wrote this word even in my sleep and dreaming, so I naturally remembered it by heart. "

Li Erdan stopped kowtowing to him, turned around and sat down, thought for a while, and said: "Successful. I will also try your method. If it is successful, please go to Zuixianju to have a rub."

At this time, he sat back beside Cheng Sanhu again, and whispered: "Sanhu, do you think our general will become a character like Prime Minister Cao?"

Hearing this, Cheng Sanhu looked up at the military flag on the general's platform in the distance, and said firmly: "I don't know if our general can become a character like Prime Minister Cao, but we can see the changes in our North Road." See.

Since the arrival of the general master, he has suppressed bandits and thieves, built canals and reclaimed wasteland. Such actions are much better than those of the original general masters. Now our North Road is safe everywhere, and every household is full of food. Isn’t it all our general masters? achievements.

In my opinion, it may be difficult for this Great Ming to find a lord like our general lord again! "

Li Erdan agreed with his words very much, and said in a slightly higher voice: "That's true. Let's just talk about me. I have a lot of strength, but I have nowhere to use it. Those gangs of officials and generals will follow everyone. He looks like hell, wishing we could squeeze out the last drop of oil and water from our bodies, who cares about our lives."

When he said this, he stood up and continued: "But our general is not ordinary, that is really for us, following such a general is bright in his heart. Don't say that he is working for the general, just Tell me to send the master to die, and I don't even bat an eyeball."

Cheng Sanhu also got up and said, "That's right. No matter whether we will be Prime Minister Cao or a great general in the future, we will follow with determination. We will go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, all based on the words of the general.

If you want to talk about our general master, you can go to the capital to live in the palace, and become the emperor, you can do it! "

"You two bastards, are you going to die? You dare to say such a rebellious thing, and you are not afraid of copying your family and exterminating your family!"

Yu Deshui has now been promoted from [-]-president to general-general, taking over the position of former general-general Zheng Youjin. He was inspecting the camp area after lunch, and happened to meet these two idiots talking nonsense here, so he hurriedly stopped him.

Cheng Sanhu and Li Erdan hurriedly stood up and gave a military salute, shouting loudly: "I've met Yu Bazong!"

Looking at the two of them, Yu Deshui felt both love and hatred in his heart. What he loved was that they were all warriors under his command, and what he hated was that they acted so boldly. Even in the camp, he couldn't speak like this. If you hear it spread, won't it affect the entire battalion of soldiers.

What's more, now that the commander in chief of his family is away on an expedition again, Zhencheng Wenhui really won the trust, and he used the past to come to Xingshi to question his crimes, how should he deal with it?

(End of this chapter)

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