The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 19 There's a reason why you didn't get into the official ape

Chapter 19 There's a reason why you didn't get into the official ape

A good day starts with breakfast, which is the only thing that Li Cang has and can enjoy.

The broken wood from the demolition of the house was chilled by the rain, so Li Cang had to use the firewood stored by the original owner of the wing room to start the fire.

This made him very distressed, and he regretted why he didn't think of getting into the kitchen of ordinary people and bringing back a few liquefied gas tanks.

After all, there are basically no plants on the bare island. After the rotten wood and the fuel stored in the wing room are burned out, he can't drink blood like a hair, can he?
Cooked a pot of rice for myself, and steamed a few vegetable leaves drizzled with soy sauce and peanut oil.

One pot out!

Real cooks are never picky about the quality of food, they only care about whether it is enough to eat.

Staring at the bacon hanging on the beam, chewing vegetable leaves and eating rice, Li Cang began to lose his mind.

Yanchuan belongs to the Northeast region, and does not have the habit of making ham, bacon, and bacon. Those who live in or capture fragments and floating islands belonging to the southern region must have a high happiness index, right?

Li Cang once traveled to her hometown with a college classmate who had a good relationship. That year was the peak of pork production, and the price of meat was skyrocketing. At first glance, I saw chickens hanging from the beams of the kitchen and in the meat store. Duck fish pork ribs ham, he felt that this very low-key female classmate must have secretly opened a mine at home behind the backs of his classmates and friends.

What kind of family, dare to make it like this?
Moreover, the shelf life of waxed goods is extremely long, and it can usually be stored for a few years
It's so damn mouth-watering!

Li Cang almost finished the bland soy sauce and cabbage rice drooling, feeling as if he hadn't eaten it.

So I was very unwilling to add three more corn dog sausages, and only then did I feel that life can go on.

With the diesel, that generator can finally start.

Li Cang found a spot welder and an angle grinder from the trophies that the big corpse had placed in piles and covered them with plastic sheets to prevent the rain, cut, welded and welded them, and made several anchor-shaped steel bar hooks with steel bars.

There is no need for those broken ropes before, and the bundles of new ropes feel very safe at first glance.

After tying the rope to the hook, Li Cang began to try to hook the fragments of the surrounding floating islands.

"whoosh"

After returning in vain several times, Li Cang realized that it is not just a long enough rope that can get twice the result with half the effort. This thing actually requires strength, accuracy and a foundation in physics.

In his current state of guarding the tower at the age of 69 with illness, he can throw a hook that is obviously not heavy at most a dozen or twenty meters away, and it will be impossible any farther, just like a useless person.

"Brother Big Corpse, come here, I'll give you something fun~"

Brother Big Corpse:
After the explosion of the giant floating island, the amount of debris produced is huge, and a blind cat can encounter a few of them even if it kills a mouse.

After two hours of uninterrupted throwing and retrieving of the hook, Brother Big Corpse hooked back six pieces of floating island fragments that were relatively close to each other.

The larger ones are more than ten meters long and wide, while the smaller ones are not as big as a toilet.

[Affiliation of Sky Island: Li Cang (Cang)]

[Sky island area: 17.34*21.88 (in annexation)]

[Servant of Destiny: Brother Corpse, (to be named)]

[Fate Coin: 101.5]

【Prayer】

【comminicate】

After the hooks were used up, Li Cang was relieved to see the large and small pieces firmly hooked to the edge of the floating island.

"Wait."

I seem to have forgotten something!

He started scratching his head.

The impact injury on the head is painful, it must be the sequelae!

So, what the hell am I forgetting?

A floating island.

Lao Zhong was sitting in a room with seventeen or eighteen big pig knuckles hanging from the beams, cursing while taking pork ribs from the pot to eat stewed chicken,
"Gan Li Niang, the ashes are all your ashes!"

"Fucking mother doesn't remember to entrust me with a dream!"

"Oh, man!"

"It's alright this time, should I go now, or not?"

That flush toilet, Li Cang arranged it on the edge of the floating island, and built a toilet that could flow straight down three thousand feet.

Yep, that's right, he's here to shit.

It is very troublesome, you need to manually fill the toilet, the pipe is buried directly in the ground, and the excrement is directly raised along the edge of the island.

How else could it be?

Leave feces and urine as fertilizer for vegetable fields?
Stop talking!
Human excrement cannot be used directly as fertilizer, it must be fermented and retting before it can be used.

Then can you imagine the scene of composting on an island with a total of 20*20 square meters?
Do you feel that you have lived too comfortably and want to find some guilt for yourself?
Besides, Li Cang is not yet extravagant enough to use the hard-won rolls of plastic greenhouse film for composting.

Mention shit. excrement. uh. manure.
Li Cang finally remembered what he forgot. It turned out to be Lao Zhong!
【Cang: Wuhu~】

【Si, Fu, Xing, He: Am I pretty, do you hear me, am I pretty! 】

[Cang: Calm down old Wang, treat people with courtesy]

[Si, Fu, Xing, He: I light a hammer, I give a hammer, my old Nima king, I thought you died, this hot day, wait a few days for you to have maggots, when the time comes I Cremation would be disgusting for you]

[Cang: I was touched, do you still remember the guy from Nojima who found more than 600 walking corpses in the forum? 】

【Si, Fu, Xing, He: Hit into you?I said how to remind you that the connection lost the signal and the navigation failed. Why can’t I contact you? Official ape, you are not good enough for your quality]

[Cang: Wait for me to reconnect the coordinates, you continue on your way, okay]

【Si, Fu, Xing, He: Received, how is your harvest? 】

Li Cang thought about it, this harvest is not easy to say
So Li Cang told Lao Zhong the story of me and my placenta and his own guesses.

Old Zhong was silent for a long time, and he choked out a sentence:
[Fuck, this young man is awesome! 】

After another half day,
【Si, Fu, Xing, He: So, our earth exploded, creating another parallel world, that floating island is another fragment of the earth that was blown up by our earth, and that monster is actually yourself? 】

[Cang: That's probably what it means. This brain hole is a bit big, but I don't know how to say it. That guy makes me feel like I'm looking in a mirror.]

【Si, Fu, Xing, He: If you also become that kind of monster, will I still have time to inherit your inheritance if I hurry there now? 】

[Cang: It's blocked. 】

【Si, Fu, Xing, He: Don't, don't, hey, I said you're very happy today, your illness is finally cured? 】

[Cang: Yes, the prayer coin reminds me that as long as you explode your chrysanthemum a thousand times, you will be able to cure your disease]

【Si, Fu, Xing, He: Alright, I'm going to take a shower now】

[Cang:? ? ? 】

[Si, Fu, Xing, He: The question mark is a dick, you should say, this is brother! 】

【Cang: I don't allow you to insult the word brother】

【Si, Fu, Xing, He: That's it, then just insult me ​​as much as you want, I can bear it】

[Cang: Get out! 】

(End of this chapter)

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