non-famous actor

Chapter 57, 56, taming the donkey

night, eight o'clock
The weather is dry and cold, and the cold wind hits people's faces like being cut by a dull knife. It hurts!
As soon as the car entered the Fulong Hotel compound, Sun Hao saw Jiang Wen wearing a green military coat.

At this moment, this guy is like a donkey pulling a mill, spinning in circles in the yard.

Sun Hao got out of the car and wanted to go directly to the hotel to avoid the cold wind, but before he could act, he was stopped by the donkey in the yard... ah no, Jiang Wen stopped him.

"Hoko..."

"Hey...here, Director!"

As a result, there was one more person who was circling in the yard against the cold wind.

"Is it done?"

"It's done.

After the film production was completed, I signed a contract with Huayi Film and Television, and they were responsible for bringing "Chainsaw" to the Saint Denis Film Festival in the United States. "

"Then, must American devils buy it?"

"maybe!

I feel that young people in the United States should like this kind of horror movie very much.

Besides, I also contacted several professors from the film and television dubbing department of the Film Academy through our teacher Chang, and asked them to help match "Chainsaw" with pure North American English. "

There is a saying, in fact, Sun Hao didn't say, he never thought of [selling] this movie, what he wanted was cooperation.

Now, it depends on whether the Wang brothers who have lived in the United States for a period of time are able to do anything?
"Well, well done!
Americans don't always like subtitles when watching movies. Turning to look at Sun Hao, Jiang Wen's eyes are full of appreciation.

Knowing that Jiang Wen smoked, Sun Hao had brought two boxes of Zhonghua from the capital and handed them to him.

"Stop smoking now, it's windy now." Jiang Wen was also polite, took the cigarette and stuffed it into his pocket.

"Hoko..."

"Ok?"

"Since you left, up to now, I have been on a hunger strike for three days."

Uh…

Immediately, Sun Hao Ju a flower tightened.

What does this mean?
Are you looking at your buddy handsome and want to force a confession?

However, it seems that in the previous life, Jiang Wen had never heard of such unusual hobbies? !
Just as Sun Hao was thinking, a thick leg kicked over.

"Go away, you fucking disgusting me."

"Uh... Director, you know what I'm thinking?"

After all, he is a person who practiced martial arts every day. Sun Hao was quick in his movements, but he just dodged the sudden kick.

"Can I not know?
Just look at your wretched eyes just now, I know what you are thinking. "

"Hehe... Director Niu 13, the power of observation is strong!"

Talking and laughing, Sun Hao flattered him.

I imagined him as that kind of person just now, and now I can't say something nice.

"Okay, don't be flattering, I have encountered a problem, and now I want to hear your opinion."

Taking off the cotton hat on his head, he touched his head with his hand, and then Jiang Wen led Sun Hao to continue to circle.

"Director, you said."

"Isn't this the [Donkey on the Horse] scene?
During the filming some time ago, the donkey was angry and destroyed Chef Huang with one hoof. "

"I know about Chef Huang..."

At this point, Sun Hao suddenly became surprised: "Director, during my absence, a friend of our crew was kicked by a donkey again?"

"I was kicked by a donkey again!" Jiang Wen sighed.

"However, Yuan Ding's luck was very good, and he flashed quickly. The donkey's hoof just kicked his leg and broke it."

"Oh...that's fine, that's fine!"

Sun Hao, who has a good relationship with Yuan Ding, is very happy for his old friend.

If this is the same as Chef Huang, who was kicked out by a donkey, what fun would it be to be a man in the future? !

"Hoko, what are you thinking?"

Calling Sun Hao always distracted, Jiang Wen was a little unhappy.

"Oh, what did you think?

I was just thinking what should we do with that donkey? "

"Yeah, what should we do with that donkey?"

At this time, Jiang Wen, who had always shown himself as a tough guy on the screen, had no idea.

It would definitely be impossible to force the donkey to mount the horse again. If another man was to be abolished, there would be no way to explain it.

donkey..., horse, horse, donkey...

Sun Hao, who grew up in the countryside, kept talking about these two different animals. Suddenly, he had an epiphany.

"Oh, I know what's going on?"

"Tell me now!"

Jiang Wen, who had been tormented by this incident, was a little impatient.

Grandma's, many people in the crew have suggested to revise the script, saying that it might as well try to replace the devil's horse with a donkey.

Try..., try your sister!
Let the devils ride donkeys to invade China..., that picture should not be too funny!

And just when Jiang Wen complained frantically, Sun Hao spoke up.

"Director, did you know that there is an animal called a mule?"

"Mule, you know!
Back then, when I filmed the movie "Red Sorghum" with director Zhang Yimou in Gaomi, Dongshan Province, I used to feed the big green mules. "

"Well, it's good that you know." Sun Hao continued to say.

"There are two kinds of mules, one is a donkey mule, the other is a horse mule, and the big green mule you mentioned is generally a mule."

"so what?"

Jiang Wen, a child who grew up in the city, still didn't understand what Sun Hao meant.

"The mule, the existence of this animal, actually proves that love can occur between a donkey and a horse.

And the donkey in our crew lost his temper again and again, there are three possibilities, one, it is a female donkey..."

"Impossible, I tested it myself!"

Uh…

Looking at Jiang Wen who waved his hand, Sun Hao was a little stunned!

how to say?

I still admire you!

I didn't expect that even this kind of thing, your old man is doing it yourself? !
"Speak quickly, keep talking!" Jiang Wen, who felt that he was close to the answer, urged.

"Two, the donkey in the crew was actually castrated; three, the donkey in the crew hasn't reached estrus yet..."

At this moment, Sun Hao, who was already feeling a little wise, just finished speaking, and Jiang Wen jumped up in the yard.

"Theatrical affairs, drama affairs, assistant director, assistant director... hurry up and call Lao Tzu and tell the nearby villagers to look for donkeys in the whole city. We will be calling donkeys in estrus."

……

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the next day, early morning

When the genius was bright, Sun Hao got up, changed into his sports clothes, and ran towards the reservoir.

Exercise, practice martial arts to strengthen the body, this kind of good habit must be persisted for a long time.

Because the body is the capital of the revolution!

If he is not in good health, no matter how handsome this body is now, I am afraid that the long-legged sister Zhi Zeng Li will leave him.

Speaking of long-legged girls, it seems that Xu Jinglei's royal sister-like beauty also has very long legs...

"Mmmmmmmmm..."

The long-distance runner Sun Hao was thinking in a mess when suddenly he heard a few donkey barking, and he dared to be sure that it was not a donkey coming across.

Sure enough, in a blink of an eye, Sun Hao met a group of donkey-leaders who came across from him.

"Hey, Zhou Da understands, are you saying that the people who make movies on our side are stupid?
How much is a donkey?

They even offered a donkey as much as 50 yuan a day. "

"I don't think they're stupid, they're smart!"

"Oh, what do you say?"

"Look, the people who made the movie gathered all the donkeys from ten miles and eight villages to the reservoir. Could it have a sensational impact?

With the sensational influence, do you think the TV station will come to interview?
The TV station came for an interview. Do you think that everyone in the whole country knows that there are more than 200 donkeys used by the crew to make movies in our Tangshan area?

People all over the country know, do you think this movie can make money? "

"Hey... that's true!"

(End of this chapter)