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Life is not a case, some things really don't need evidence!
For this classic quote, Lao Chen has always taken it seriously, as if he was beaten. Although the results of the police investigation have not yet come out, Lao Chen already knows who did it.

A few days ago, I just criticized two famous directors in the media, saying that they are vegetarians. It has been half a year since I took over the preparations for the opening and closing ceremonies of the Olympic Games, but there is still no progress.

But before he finished speaking, he was beaten up in front of so many entertainment reporters, and his teeth were knocked out by a crazy woman...

Who did this?

Isn't it clear enough?

Zhang Yimou, a good old man, if I don't bully him, he will be a high incense, so how dare he lay hands on Lao Tzu? !

If Zhang Yimou is excluded, only Sun Hao is left.

Speaking of which, Sun Hao is very familiar with doing this kind of thing. Whether it is an artist star in the industry or a sage in the society, some people have been poisoned by him, such as Ms. Cai from Taipei, and Li from Hong Kong Island. Superman, for example, Na Ying, a queen-level female singer who has been afraid to go out for half a year because of scolding Sun Hao in Dalian...

All right.

Now that it is confirmed that you, Sun Hao, did this, I don't have to wait for the police report, because the police can't find out about this kind of thing.

And Lao Tzu’s method is very simple, that is, to make two photos to disgust you, one is you naked but there is a small leaf in front to cover it, and the other is you wearing a very chic little elephant underwear.

Of course, these two photos are P, even if you are not a professional, you can see it.

But what does it matter?

This kind of photo of the chief director of the opening and closing ceremonies of the Olympic Games has been circulated wildly on the Internet. I don't believe that the above will remain indifferent, even if they know that the photo is fake.

After finishing the work, he was in a happy mood. Lao Chen, who had just had his teeth fixed, wanted to find someone to have a drink or two. How could such a thing be possible without anyone sharing his joy? !
Zhang Yimou can't do it, I can't pee with him in the same pot.

Jiang Wen couldn't do it either. Since the success of "Parasite" and "Let the Bullets Fly", this grandson has now become Sun Hao's die-hard fan.

Since both of them failed, Feng Pants was the only one who could talk to him.

Although Feng Pants also hangs out with Sun Hao, but this old boy is slick, he only cares about the immediate, and can put morality aside for the sake of profit.

For example, Brother Gong who talked about cross talk was so kind to him back then, didn't he just throw it away in the end? !
So, it's him!

However, as soon as Lao Chen took out his mobile phone, a familiar entertainment paparazzi sent a message.

[Director, overjoyed!

News just came from Jinmen that the famous film director Jiang Wen beat up the set designer in Sun Hao's film crew. It is said that the set set designer is also the younger brother of the famous actor Jiang Shan. 】

"what…"

Seeing this text message, Lao Chen rolled his eyes and beamed with joy.

Sun Hao, I don't believe that you can get through this crisis safely.

[Brother, this news must be on the headlines of every website. Of course, when it is on the headlines, your press release must be subtle. 〕

【implicit? 】

[Yes, you can implicitly point out that Sun Hao is also related to this beating incident, because with Sun Hao, there is news value. 〕

【But Sun Hao...】

〔It doesn't matter, you just write about suspicion in the report, just like the professional term "criminal suspect" used by the police, as long as we don't say for certain, then Sun Hao will have nothing to do with you. 〕

After arranging this matter, Lao Chen became even more cheerful. He found out Feng Kuan's phone number and dialed it directly.

But the strange thing is that Lao Chen called twice in a row, but no one answered.

What the hell is going on?
You must know that in the past, whenever Feng Pants saw him calling, he would definitely answer it respectfully, and then greeted him in a very polite tone, Hello, Director Keig.

But today, the other party didn't respond at all? !
Well, since you are not lucky, then I will go by myself.

So, Lao Chen took a shower, changed his clothes, and then walked out with his handbag.

There is a movie script of "Mei Lanfang" in the handbag.

If you are in a good mood, you naturally want to have a good meal. The legendary Li family dishes are good. I just ate them twice last week, and my mouth is still fragrant.

Hmm... I'm going to Lijiacai to have a toothbrush today.

Maybe someone said that you have to make an appointment one day in advance to eat at Li's Cuisine?

Hehe..., that's for others. You must know that I am a film director who almost won the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film.

However, as soon as Lao Chen got in the car, he received a very strange text message, which was sent by the entertainment reporter just now.

【Who are you?

Say, who the hell are you?
If you don't say anything else, I'll call the police. 】

〔Uh…〕

[Uh, what uh?

Say who are you?

If you don't tell me, I'll call the police! 】

〔Who am I..., my motherfucker is old Chen, you kid takes 10 yuan from me every year, and you still ask me again, who am I?
If you don't believe me, just call and try. 〕

[Ah, so you are really Director Chen, but, according to Hong Kong media reports, aren't you dead now? 】

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[A well-known director in the Mainland developed an extramarital affair with a certain actress in pursuit of excitement, and ended up falling to her death downstairs.

As the old saying goes, a wife is worse than a concubine, and a concubine is worse than a thief.In today's society where the social moral system has basically been established, there are still many people who pursue excitement, indulge in marital derailment, cheating and dating, which lose moral standards.However, it must be known that violating morality will be condemned by the society, and it is more likely to be punished secretly.

At 18:[-] this afternoon, in a high-end residential area in Wangjing, Beijing, a tragedy occurred due to an affair:

The famous mainland director Chen Mou and actress Yang Mou have known each other for many years, and the two have changed from a cooperative relationship to a lover relationship, and they often date secretly.

Today, the two went to Yang's home to have an affair, and they happened to be blocked by Yang's boyfriend Xing (pseudonym).

Amid the sound of slamming the door, Chen panicked and fell to his death...]

After finishing his work in the hospital and returning to the hotel, Jiang Wen was stunned when he saw the news on the Internet.

In a 25-story building, outside a window on the 22nd floor, a man in red underpants was standing on the air conditioner.

I don't know if it was because the man was exhausted or there were other reasons, but the man accidentally fell from such a high floor, fell heavily on the ground, and his head turned into a rotten watermelon
Of course, if it was just that, Jiang Wen wouldn't be curious, after all, this kind of thing happens every year.

However, the person in this photo turned out to be Old Chen...